Chapter 353: Chapter 353 : The Sacred Dao of Babymaking [1]
Jax processed her proudly delivered words and the sheer depth of cluelessness behind them. ’It is honestly not her fault for being this clueless. Poor girl suffered more than anyone should even before she entered this world. Her mother was literally sprinting a marathon while Astrid was still tucked inside her womb. That surely must have affected her brain.’
He emotionally rested his hand against her cheek while still lying on the ground and said with genuine softness. "It must have been really hard on you."
Astrid stared down at him with a face full of pure disgust while her hands continued their duty of barricading her vagina. "Have you completely lost your senses? Does getting your balls crushed actually cause permanent brain damage?"
Jax shook his head calmly. "I do not even get surprised anymore. At this point I just stare at you in pure scientific curiosity."
She grabbed his wrist with one hand and squeezed in anger. "What kind of absolute nonsense are you spouting right now?"
Jax looked up at her with eyes full of the most unwanted sympathy she had ever received. "I mean it sincerely. Every single day you somehow manage to surprise me with a completely new level of oblivious. And honestly? Respect."
Astrid snapped. "Shut up!" And she enforced that command by planting her bare foot directly onto his face and pressing down hard enough to suffocate him against the violet floor.
But poor Astrid had absolutely zero idea that she was accidentally upgrading his experience rather than punishing it. And the evidence was impossible to miss, because the roaring growth of his cock standing at even fuller attention was the undeniable proof.
She hissed from above. "Do not think you can fool me with your new little strategy of playing dumb and making me think your head is affected. I can see straight through you."
Meanwhile the clueless tormentor noticed Jax struggling beneath her foot and briefly thought to herself. ’Did I go overboard again? He genuinely seems like he is fighting just to breathe down there.’
So she pulled her foot back, effectively ending a fantasy she was completely unaware she had been providing. She even interpreted his hasty and intense inhaling as a desperate struggle for air rather than what it actually was.
She looked at his pathetically sad face and spoke firmly. "Now that you know the truth, I will be straightforward. I am ordering you to tell me exactly how it is done. And let me warn you right now, if I sense even a hint of trickery or teasing from you, I will not feel a shred of pity. I will suffocate you to death with my feet alone."
Jax processed that threat internally. ’What a magnificent way to die that would be.’
But then he looked up at Astrid again. Despite the deep embarrassment burning across her face from seeing both herself and Jax completely naked, she still held a fierce resolve to not back down from any of this. And that stubborn determination only made things infinitely more entertaining for him.
He got back on his feet and straightened his posture with theatrical authority. "Worry no more, for I shall take you in as my personal disciple."
He paused just long enough for a grin to escape. "But before we begin, do you truly possess the fire? The resolve to withstand this harsh training? Because the sacred dao of this art has absolutely no room for shame."
His finger slowly pointed toward her hands still desperately shielding her cute little pussy. "And yet here stands the aspiring disciple, guarding the very entrance to the temple she claims she is ready to open."
Astrid’s patience shattered. "Stop being so ridiculously dramatic and just do as you are told! I am in no mood to tolerate your nonsense. So get to the point already and explain what you actually meant by saying it will hurt."
A small smirk formed on her lips. "Well, I knew there was something I was missing all along. Because there was obviously no way that big thing could actually fit inside here." She gestured vaguely between them. "So what is it? Some kind of spell to shrink it down? Or to enlarge me? Or something else entirely?"
Jax shook his head. "No spell or magic of any kind is involved in such a sacred act. But just to satisfy your deeply innocent curiosity, you literally have to grease the weapons involved in babymaking. We first need to make each other soaking wet. Only then can we move on to the next step. That is simply how it works."
After finishing his explanation, Jax watched a completely focused Astrid absorbing every word like she was taking detailed mental notes in the front row of the most important lecture of her academic career. And when he finished, she nodded earnestly. "Understood. But care to explain the next step as well?"
Jax genuinely wanted to pat her head for the sheer dedication. But given the current circumstances that was physically impossible, so he casually patted his own balls instead and continued.
"Then comes the begging phase. You see, Astrid, these two hanging right here are the ones that hold the lineage. The bloodline. They will only deliver the seed when you properly please them. Tickle them, sweet talk them, show them genuine respect. And once they see you as friendly and worthy, they will agree and deliver the goods upstairs to the dick for further processing."
Astrid fixed him with deeply suspicious eyes. "That sounds completely absurd. But even if I choose to believe your words, how exactly am I supposed to be on good terms with those two? I literally just kicked them openly threatened to put a permanent full stop on your entire bloodline."
Jax waved a dismissive hand. "Fret not. Because no matter how much you hate them, they are still a part of me. And every part of me belongs entirely to you. So in the end, both siblings are unconditionally loyal to their owner. But as you mentioned, they might be feeling a little heartbroken from the harsh treatment. So you will simply need to put in twice the effort to make it up to them."
