Chapter 738: Chapter 737: You Actually Crave My Body
Mu Qiu was just about to get up and go over to Lin Lian, when she unexpectedly looked up and saw a face with an extremely slapdash color scheme.
That face even made a hehehe sound.
It actually startled her heart into skipping a beat.
Mu Qiu quickly closed her eyes, covered her heart, and fell backward.
"Help, my eyes have been hijacked."
Guan Yu crumpled up the torn-off face cloth and headscarf, tossing them aside to expose her face again to the daylight.
"Please, don’t face me. I’m begging you, face them instead." Mu Qiu pushed her in another direction and signaled the cameraman to point his camera at her.
Everyone outside the soft mat, except for Shu Ran, was seeing Guan Yu’s ugly makeup for the first time and couldn’t help but express their shock.
Li Yang, who had already picked up on Shi Yuhuai’s "outspoken" trait, widened his eyes and blurted out, "It’s truly ugly!"
Shi Yuhuai stated flatly, "Oh my goodness."
Xu Cheng choked on his saliva, causing a thunderous sound, "Cough, cough, cough, cough!"
The remaining Bai Shu, Jiang Zhufeng, along with Zhang Li and Chuchu, who had just fought side by side with Guan Yu, all covered their eyes and squatted down laughing.
"Oh my heaven! Sister Guan Yu, it’s a good thing you didn’t reveal your face just now!"
"Which makeup artist did this? That eyeshadow really startled me! The eyes of a frog are just like that!"
"Hahahahaha, I didn’t think it was that funny initially, but once Brother Huai started talking, I couldn’t hold back!"
"I told you, she’s the ugliest."
"What kind of attack is this? A biological one? Making Mu Qiu and them laugh until they can’t play anymore?"
The staff outside were also laughing so hard that their faces turned red from holding it in.
The hahahaha laughter shot straight to the sky.
Guan Yu glared angrily, those eyes seemingly swollen from a punch, making the bizarre fluorescent green on her eyelids look even deeper.
"Shut up! Shut up! Those who are laughing now, I’ll harass you later!"
"Still laughing! Li Yang, you’re still laughing! You’re laughing so hard you’re pounding the floor?! Is it because of your loud mouth?!"
"If not Li Yang, then Bai Shu, then Brother Huai, all of you, disappear, later it’ll be my hunting time."
"Could you stop boasting and just do something?" Shi Yuhuai pointed behind her, "Mu Qiu has already run away."
There was no other way, they all wanted to mess with him, so he could only sow discord, as many as he could.
As soon as Guan Yu heard, she immediately turned around to look.
Mu Qiu had already quietly slipped away.
She was mentally prepared for Guan Yu’s face and, after a few more glances, even found it somewhat handsome (though definitely not), so while everyone was laughing and Guan Yu’s focus was on others, she quietly slipped over to Lin Lian.
Lin Lian had leaped onto a three-seater Pipi Dragon, which had quite an advantage. Just as she straddled it, she eagerly urged Lin Lian to charge forward.
"Quick, quick, quick, drive! Drive! Let’s go!"
Lin Lian spread his legs, his feet barely reaching the ground, and he wasn’t the least bit flustered. After adjusting his position and sitting comfortably, he turned back to ask her a question, "We can’t jump, the airflow generated by jumping can easily blow down obstacles. How about we tilt left and right to move?"
Mu Qiu quickly grasped what he meant, "Like a drunken man doing a shamanic dance?"
"..." How oddly apt, "Yes, just like that, one-two-one-two, starting with the right foot, you can grab onto my shoulder."
"No need, no need, the position is enough, I can crouch down a bit."
Lin Lian didn’t insist, whether it was because he was afraid her boyfriend might mind or some other reason, he didn’t care.
Mu Qiu crouched down slightly, lowering her center of gravity, then launched like a rocket, her feet laboriously prodding the ground before kicking forward.
"Let’s get our Lamborghini moving!"
Lin Lian: "......"
What Lamborghini requires manual propulsion?
He shook his head and counted one-two-one-two in sync with her, swaying his body side to side.
The green Pipi Dragon, a woman with a white face cloth and thick eyebrows, moving in mysterious shamanic dance steps, along with a sorcerous deep-voiced chant, made the whole scene feel like a revival of primitive humanity.
They quickly cleared the straight obstacle path and began taking a turn.
By then, Guan Yu had realized and hurriedly ran to the front of their dragon head, facing Lin Lian with that face.
"What are you running for?"
Lin Lian didn’t know what to say to that face, so Mu Qiu popped her head out from behind and answered her, "Isn’t it obvious? Who wouldn’t be afraid of being scared to death?"
"...You really have a way with words! Looking at my face, don’t you think you’re hurting my fragile heart with such directness?"
"What kind of glass? Bulletproof ones? Hey, hey, hey, could you not block the way? You’re breaking the rules!"
Guan Yu was unmoved, "This game needs this kind of twist to be fun. You really look like you’re doing a shaman dance, Lin Lian, the filter I just formed for you in my heart is now shattered."
Lin Lian: "What do we do, Sister Mu Qiu? We can’t advance."
Mu Qiu gritted her teeth, "No problem, roll over her."
And indeed he grabbed the dragon head as a steering wheel, and rammed straight ahead.
Guan Yu, knocked back onto the soft mat, stared at Lin Lian in disbelief.
Two seconds later, she rolled around like a rogue, "Ah, I can’t live anymore! Someone drove over me! And wants to flee without taking responsibility! They’ve seen my beauty but can’t have it, so they devised such an evil plan to force me to give in!"
Mu Qiu and Lin Lian: "......" Not that we’re eager to have it.
"To covet your beauty, one would either have to be crazy or completely blind," Mu Qiu said, scratching the goosebumps on her arm, "We’re relatively healthy for now."
Guan Yu continued rolling dramatically, "I don’t believe it! I refuse to believe there’s anyone in this world who isn’t tempted by my beauty! Or perhaps...you’re infatuated with my body!"
"......Sorry, I can’t hold back anymore." She clung to the handrail of the Pipi Dragon, using the rear wheel to drive the front wheel, moving forward like a crab doing a shamanic dance, pulling Lin Lian forward.
"Roll over her! Make her disappear!"
Lin Lian stifled a laugh, "Okay."
Then their crab-like legs carefully bypassed Guan Yu, moving forward in strange postures. As they went around, Mu Qiu even twisted the dragon tail to nudge Guan Yu once.
Guan Yu, hit and holding her head, stared in disbelief at the two who had only left behind "dragon tail air."
"I! Can’t! Live! Anymore! They’ve run me over! Didn’t even help up but bumped into me again!"
Outside, Shu Ran, watching her exaggerated act, was speechless, "You’re so over-the-top. They’ve already run off."
Guan Yu sprang up with a carp’s leap, looked at the strange pair riding the Pipi Dragon, pondered for a while, then gave up, "Forget it, being too much isn’t good either, after all, we are working hard for the same goal, barely make for partners in mutual sympathy."
Mu Qiu:...I didn’t see any mutual sympathy!
The group that had been crouching and laughing non-stop at Mu Qiu and them now snuck peeks at the "guest and effort-goal alike" who were forced.
Shi Yuhuai remained unmoved, standing woodenly behind Jiang Zhufeng.
But even hiding behind everyone, he couldn’t avoid everyone’s gaze, because he was too tall, like a crane standing among chickens, towering two heads above Jiang Zhufeng.
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ps: On Weibo, I posted a somewhat similar gif of this game, you can check it out to enhance your experience.
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