Chapter 736: Chapter 735: You’d Better Keep Quiet
The challenge for Guan Yu’s team is still ongoing.
Their team composition is a bit of a disadvantage; the two girls can hardly touch the ground, so they can only press down, and Zhang Li, due to the awkwardness of the position, doesn’t want to sit on the dragon’s head and push down, so he pulls the dragon’s head forward instead.
Higher in the front, lower in the back, it’s almost like Zhang Li is dragging Pipi Dragon forward on his own.
The two at the back are moving their legs like spiders, chanting "one, two, one, two" as they crawl forward.
"We have to speed up!"
Zhang Li, cautiously watching the obstacles beside him, shouted without turning his head.
Guan Yu: "Okay! Speed up! Spe... Wait, how are we supposed to speed up?!"
There’s another round of laughter from outside.
Li Yang, like a bullhorn, suggests to them: "Lie down flat, and flap your legs hard! Aren’t you supposed to be fighting for Brother Huai?! You haven’t even started and you’re out of ideas, Sister Guan Yu?!"
Guan Yu: "For Brother Huai to wear pink shorts, I still can! I can still hold on!"
Mu Qiu, watching and shaking her head: "So sad, it’s just so sad. Brother Huai, any thoughts on this? Everyone on the field is working so hard just for you!"
Shi Yuhuai gives her a cold look: "I’ve decided to get a deep V for Brother Cheng later."
"...giao," she’s learned to use such tactics too. The key is, she has no way not to react to this.
"No way, the deep V must be yours!"
Brother Huai: "Brother Cheng has a good figure."
"This is strange, how do you know he has a good figure?!"
Shi Yuhuai: "You can just tell, can’t you?"
Mu Qiu: "You can... you can tell... but that’s not the point! The point is the deep V must be yours!"
Shi Yuhuai sticks to it: "I think Brother Cheng’s figure is better than mine, more deserving of a deep V."
"It’s not a matter of deserving or not, the issue is I just want you to wear a deep V and do a hot dance."
Shi Yuhuai, reaching his limit, turns to Cheng Zhirang: "Brother Cheng, can you bear this?"
Cheng Zhirang smiles warmly, but his words are sharp: "Don’t look at me, your plateau red scares me."
"...."
Laughter bursts out immediately nearby.
Li Yang: "Hahahahahaha Brother Cheng, you’ve learned bad things from Mu Qiu!"
Jiang Zhufeng: "Pfft, Brother Huai, let’s just give up."
Bai Shu: "Brother Cheng, are you really like this?!"
Xu Cheng: "But Brother Huai, your plateau red is really funny, I’ve been holding back my laughter."
Shu Ran: "Are you a feverish Red Boy? I’ve wanted to say this for a long time."
Shi Yuhuai: "Then are you a Water Ghost who became a spirit?"
Li Yang looks at the two of them: "Fight, fight!"
Shi Yuhuai slaps him on the head: "Noisy."
Lin Lian and the others start laughing again.
Guan Yu, nearly exhausted on the large soft mat, hears their laughter and loses all motivation to continue playing.
She feels like sparks are flying from the inside of her thighs.
"Zhang Li, how about you carry us alone? Can you?"
This game is too exhausting, Zhang Li is panting heavily, still pulling the dragon’s head forward without turning his head, shaking his butt from behind like a flower:
"When am I not carrying? Sister Guan Yu, don’t lie on top, I can’t drag you."
"...I’ll go on a diet when we’re back. Chuchu, are you okay?"
Chuchu, at the very back, is tightly clinging to Guan Yu’s back, hopping forward.
"I’m fine! Sister Guan Yu, let’s hop together? I found this works great! When we hop up, Zhang Li can pull forward, and when we land, we can push forward!"
"...Alright!"
Then the two begin to hop in rhythm, like sitting on bouncing balls, pushing down with their feet, popping off the seat, bouncing up, and using the inflatable Pipi Dragon’s spring to bounce up again.
Honestly, it’s quite fun, and Zhang Li finds it much easier.
Though it does look a bit dangerous.
Mu Qiu holds out her hand to stop everyone from stepping back: "If this thing explodes from hopping, will it hurt us?"
Shu Ran: "If it can explode, Guan Yu may have to diet on the spot."
Xu Cheng examines closely, saying: "Zhang Li is really strong, even pulling like this. But him riding on the dragon’s head... it seems a bit odd."
Mu Qiu targets him for two seconds, steering the odd topic back to normal:
"But luckily Sister Guan Yu has some weight, if it was someone lighter back there, Zhang Li could probably fling them off."
"Flinging them off might work too," Shu Ran says, covering her face with an urn voice: "Maybe once flung, they could directly clear the obstacle track and grab the sandbag."
Mu Qiu, with a look of admiration, gazes at her: "Good plan, you’re the lightest here, Sister Shu Ran, you could... oh sorry, I forgot, you’re alone."
"......" Shu Ran gives a fake smile, "You’re being passive-aggressive because I didn’t ally with you?"
Before Mu Qiu can refute, Shi Yuhuai interjects: "I thought only you could be passive-aggressive, turns out Mu Qiu can too."
Constantly passive-aggressive Shu Ran: "..."
Now passive-aggressive Mu Qiu: "..."
Cheng Zhirang sighs, telling Shi Yuhuai: "You better stop talking."
You might end up being ganged up on.
Shi Yuhuai obediently stays silent.
But once spoken, words are hard to take back, like water spilled.
Shu Ran lets out a cold laugh again, gritting her teeth: "You’re done, the tied belt set must be yours!"
Mu Qiu: "That deep V set! If not, then a deep V suit paired with the tied belt pants!"
"Team up?"
"Team up!"
Two hands clap together, quickly forming a temporary alliance.
Li Yang, watching the chaos: "Done, done, Brother Huai, they’re making an alliance within an alliance, you’re done."
Jiang Zhufeng covers her face, speechlessly and helplessly facing Shi Yuhuai, who has already harvested much hostility before even starting.
"Brother Huai, you’ve made the game harder again."
Shi Yuhuai stiffly says: "Don’t be afraid, believe in yourself."
Jiang Zhufeng: I do believe in myself, but I don’t believe in you.
Her expression clearly shows this meaning, making Shi Yuhuai realize he might be a bit wrong, so he turns to make amends.
Unfortunately, Mu Qiu and Shu Ran have already gone from refusing to ally to being warm allies within the alliance, planning their strategies on one side.
He’s a little flustered, though he can still hear them plotting, he knows the topic is certainly about how to manipulate his costume to finish first.
But contrary to what he thought, Mu Qiu and Shu Ran weren’t discussing how to finish first.
After all, the game isn’t easy, and they can’t help each other, so it’s not that easy to take first place.
So their strategy was—to make Shi Yuhuai come in last place.
That’s much easier, just disrupting when Shi Yuhuai and Jiang Zhufeng play the game. There are many ways to disrupt opponents, it’s not a big problem.
"Ring ring ring—"
The first group on the field finally crosses the obstacles, with Guan Yu jumping up to grab the sandbag and ringing the ending bell.
Guan Yu gave her last bit of effort, let go and collapsed on the ground, unconscious.
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