I'm a Walking Disaster With My Unwanted Virginity
I'm a Walking Disaster With My Unwanted Virginity
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SUMMARY
[Warning Mature content!]
Yes, that's the title, get over it!
When a meteor crashed on earth a century ago, it gave birth to a new age. The age of mutants with superpowers.
Now, a young boy- Helio, gets into high school to pursue his dreams. But can he focus on studies despite being the 2nd epicenter of attention? And why does a certain someone want to kill him on the very first day?
It all changes when a man cloaked in black attacks the school and things happen. (Yup, things happen.)
First saucy chapter (96)
Chapter size= 1.5~1.8k (mostly)
Present tense is internal monologue and some of the powers aren't based on science and just pure fantasy, so don't complain, please.
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Chapter List
- Chapter 1: Prologue
- Chapter 2: Night before the big day
- Chapter 3: Late on the first day?
- Chapter 4: First look
- Chapter 5: The dorm
- Chapter 6: Since when did monkey’s start falling from poles?
- Chapter 7: A quiet meet up
- Chapter 8: Who knew Angelmen wasn’t so angelic
- Chapter 9: Annoyance is never a bliss
- Chapter 10: Trouble on the very first day?
- Chapter 11: Who knew the dorm senior was so crafty?
- Chapter 12: Interlude: Margeretta
- Chapter 13: A walk in the park? Wait, where’s the park?
- Chapter 14: A crumbling start
- Chapter 15: Maybe blowing up a city or two, wouldn’t be that bad, right?
- Chapter 16: Fishing for trouble
- Chapter 17: Come again?
- Chapter 18: Does everyone have hidden motives?
- Chapter 19: A deceitful beginning
- Chapter 20: And I got in? Kind of?
- Chapter 21: Banquet?
- Chapter 22: Rage- rage my-
- Chapter 23: Accommodation?
- Chapter 24: Turbulence
- Chapter 25: Interlude: The Academy
- Chapter 26: Boundless
- Chapter 27: Terrible start to a disastrous day
- Chapter 28: My fault?
- Chapter 29: Fight! Reach her!
- Chapter 30: You’re not the boss of me: Do I really have to?
- Chapter 31: Interlude: A special guest?
- Chapter 32: But it’s only just the first week!
- Chapter 33: Kissing pillows never seemed more fun
- Chapter 34: New sword and some sparring part 1
- Chapter 35: New sword and some sparring part 2
- Chapter 36: Detention and Potency!
- Chapter 37: Second thoughts
- Chapter 38: The stakes are high
- Chapter 39: The snap
- Chapter 40: I won?
- Chapter 41: Far and wide
- Chapter 42: Your whiteness is awfully familiar
- Chapter 43: The super rookie? What, are you, blind?
- Chapter 44: How could you forget it!?
- Chapter 45: An irresistible offer
- Chapter 46: The decision of a lifetime
- Chapter 47: Eclipse
- Chapter 48: Why would you even want a pet?
- Chapter 49: Love, an eternal prison
- Chapter 50: Confrontation
- Chapter 51: Transfer students
- Chapter 52: Dragged against your will can sometimes be quite surprising
- Chapter 53: I’ve to finish no matter what!
- Chapter 54: From conspiracies to disasters
- Chapter 55: The night is long (Part One)
- Chapter 56: The night is long (Part two)
- Chapter 57: The night is long (Part three)
- Chapter 58: All I had to do was ask?
- Chapter 59: I swear, if you give me negative credits!
- Chapter 60: Don’t get too cocky brat
- Chapter 61: A friend in need is a friend indeed? Who comes up with these?
- Chapter 62: Keeping appearances
- Chapter 63: What do you mean, it’s immeasurable!
- Chapter 64: Keeping appearances Part 2
- Chapter 65: This day just keeps on getting better and better
- Chapter 66: Tempest
- Chapter 67: I’m no match?
- Chapter 68: Struggle for power
- Chapter 69: An unforeseen friendship
- Chapter 70: The uncertain future: An imminent war?
- Chapter 71: Sometimes ignorance really is a bliss
- Chapter 72: And I thought my affair with the palm tree was over!
- Chapter 73: The city: why are there forests here!?
- Chapter 74: Why did it have to be stairs!
- Chapter 75: Is it me or is my sword awesome?
- Chapter 76: A brand new saber! But why isn’t it a saber!?
- Chapter 77: A brand new saber! But why isn’t it a saber!? (Part 2)
- Chapter 78: I’m a villain?
- Chapter 79: Trip back, and a pole?
- Chapter 80: No, GOD: You can’t do this to me!
- Chapter 81: Stares can be good too!
- Chapter 82: Does everyone have weird hobbies?
- Chapter 83: Is it me or was I just expecting too much?
- Chapter 84: Is it me or was I just expecting too much? Part 2
- Chapter 85: When it rains, it pours
- Chapter 86: There’s no closing the door once opened
- Chapter 87: There’s no closing the door once opened part two
- Chapter 88: Feelings
- Chapter 89: Adjusting is hard
- Chapter 90: At least, its bug free
- Chapter 91: Why did I think this was a good idea?
- Chapter 92: The Nelbound
- Chapter 93: The two headed snake has more heads?
- Chapter 94: The two headed snake has more heads? Part 2
- Chapter 95: A shocking development
- Chapter 96: No more virginity: but still a walking disaster
- Chapter 97: Responsibility
- Chapter 98: Reaffirming my resolve
- Chapter 99: How conceited was I?
- Chapter 100: How conceited was I? Part 2
- Chapter 101: How conceited was I? Part 3
- Chapter 102: Complications just walked their way in
- Chapter 103: The new sword: Just fly already, damn it!
- Chapter 104: The new sword: for real this time
- Chapter 105: The new sword: for real, real this time: You believe me, right!? RIGHT!??
- Chapter 106: Everything was set up from the start
- Chapter 107: I brought this on myself
- Chapter 108: Who said, greed was a bad thing?
- Chapter 109: Who said greed was a bad thing (part two)
- Chapter 110: (He) Who said greed was a bad thing- must have been a genius
- Chapter 111: Why does, this thing smell like rotten feet?
- Chapter 112: Rite of passage
- Chapter 113: Is it wrong to want to make a girl impotent?
- Chapter 114: I may be a villain, but I’m no criminal
- Chapter 115: Thinking stuff is such a drag
- Chapter 116: This is, a, party?
- Chapter 117: The duel of-
- Chapter 118: The duel of- Pineapples?
- Chapter 119: Does news really have to be this fast?
- Chapter 120: The first step!
- Chapter 121: Things never go as planned
- Chapter 122: Things never go as planned (part two)
- Chapter 123: When the day of is more troublesome than-
- Chapter 124: And so, the second obnoxious holiday finally comes to an end
- Chapter 125: Falling? Falling!
- Chapter 126: Wait, what about the fight?
- Chapter 127: How do you kill yourself?
- Chapter 128: Are you kidding me?
- Chapter 129: And so, my conquest for a chocolate pool- Ahem, for a brighter future finally begins
- Chapter 130: No, I can’t stop now!
- Chapter 131: Get outta here!
- Chapter 132: Resolve
- Chapter 133: Temptation will always be there
- Chapter 134: Why won’t this girl leave me alone?
- Chapter 135: Why won’t this girl leave me alone? (Part two): Wait, I won?
- Chapter 136: Hey, don’t leave me hanging!
- Chapter 137: The day before imminent cat-
- Chapter 138: Why are girls popping out of nowhere?
- Chapter 139: Shit indeed
- Chapter 140: On to the-
- Chapter 141: Stop it, just stop it!
- Chapter 142: The price of freedom
- Chapter 143: The price of freedom part two
- Chapter 144: How?
- Chapter 145: The battle of heart and conviction
- Chapter 146: The battle of heart and conviction part two
- Chapter 147: The announcement! A declaration of war
- Chapter 148: Bring it on!
- Chapter 149: Truth: the foundation
- Chapter 150: Truth: the foundation part two
- Chapter 151: Who comes up with these titles?
- Chapter 152: Kids? What are those? No one needs ’em
- Chapter 153: And so I have a dragon lo- wait, what?
- Chapter 154: When in doubt- ahahahahaha
- Chapter 155: Devotion
- Chapter 156: Devotion part two
- Chapter 157: Sometimes the answer is obvious and yet-
- Chapter 158: Did I forget to mention I had a bad feeling?
- Chapter 159: Perhaps I really am a thickheaded protagonist?
- Chapter 160: Wha- did you just say?
- Chapter 161: I CAN’T WAIT FOR TO- oh…
- Chapter 162: Stay calm- stay cal-
- Chapter 163: Stay calm- stay cal- (Part two)
- Chapter 164: A bath, you say!
- Chapter 165: A bath, you say! (Part two)
- Chapter 166: There’s no such thing as a free lunch
- Chapter 167: A holiday to remember
- Chapter 168: A holiday to remember (Part two)
- Chapter 169: A holiday to remember (Part three)
- Chapter 170: A holiday to remember (Part four)
- Chapter 171: Why did things have to be so complicated?
- Chapter 172: Why did things have to be so complicated? Part two
- Chapter 173: The first date
- Chapter 174: The first date (Part two)
- Chapter 175: So soft
- Chapter 176: I’m not a savage monkey, right? Right?
- Chapter 177: Finally, the house is all mine, mine I say!
- Chapter 178: What is sport to the cat is death to the rat
- Chapter 179: This is not COOL, it’s COLD!
- Chapter 180: What is this uneasiness in my heart?
- Chapter 181: What is this uneasiness in my heart (Part two)
- Chapter 182: I was calm. Perhaps too calm
- Chapter 183: I was calm. Perhaps too calm (Part two)
- Chapter 184: Was I always this stupid?
- Chapter 185: Life always throws a curveball whether you like it or not
- Chapter 186: Wavering feelings
- Chapter 187: Rebirth! Helio junior rises again, reaching for the heavens!
- Chapter 188: A passionate battle
- Chapter 189: A passionate battle (Part two)
- Chapter 190: Tit for tat
- Chapter 191: Okay so, I’m not late?
- Chapter 192: Just how many girls did he sleep with?
- Chapter 193: Finally, I’m free! Or not-
- Chapter 194: Oh shit, my feet!
- Chapter 195: And it felt amazing
- Chapter 196: SON, you say!
- Chapter 197: I should have just conquered the world like Uncle always wanted!
- Chapter 198: I didn’t have any ulterior motives, okay!
- Chapter 199: And just like that, the roof above my head-
- Chapter 200: And just like that, the roof above my head- Crumbled (Part two)
- Chapter 201: My conscience could be trusted, but my body can’t?
- Chapter 202: The plan
- Chapter 203: A party you say?
- Chapter 204: A party you say? (Part two)
- Chapter 205: A party you say? (Part three)
- Chapter 206: A party you say? (Part four)
- Chapter 207: Mother and son
- Chapter 208: Mother and son (Part two)
- Chapter 209: I’ve grown up- kind off
- Chapter 210: The world beyond
- Chapter 211: Congratulations
- Chapter 212: The visitor from another world
- Chapter 213: The visitor from another world (part two)
- Chapter 214: I didn’t even look back: I just left
- Chapter 215: Journey to the mysterious volcanic zone, which wasn’t mysterious: Like totally, not mysterious at all!
- Chapter 216: The not so mysterious volcanic zone is missing Mutors mysteriously
- Chapter 217: Eat me- oh mysterious snake!
- Chapter 218: Well, this just got complicated
- Chapter 219: The party of villains!
- Chapter 220: The party’s over
- Chapter 221: Cause that’s what families are for
- Chapter 222: Sorry but, you’ll need more than just chocolate to entice me
- Chapter 223: I’m not into that, I assure you!
- Chapter 224: Always have a backup plan
- Chapter 225: Arrival
- Chapter 226: Arrival (part two)
- Chapter 227: The tea party where no one drank tea
- Chapter 228: The tea party where no one drank tea (part two)
- Chapter 229: The tea party where no one drank tea (Part three)
- Chapter 230: And so it begins
- Chapter 231: So I took a deep breath
- Chapter 232: Almost there-
- Chapter 233: The battlefield
- Chapter 234: For the sake of our friends and family-
- Chapter 235: This is how you do it!
- Chapter 236: When life’s unfair, screw it!
- Chapter 237: When life’s unfair, screw it! (Part two)
- Chapter 238: Thank you but we need you to die
- Chapter 239: Wakey wakey!
- Chapter 240: And the holy sword rises!
- Chapter 241: The Nectar
- Chapter 242: Well, someone sure is horny today
- Chapter 243: Chocolate- chocolate? Chocolate!
- Chapter 244: Ahead
- Chapter 245: Ahead (part two)
- Chapter 246: Cosplay is fun- until it’s not!
- Chapter 247: Cosplay is fun- until it’s not! (Part two)
- Chapter 248: S-soundproofing! Be-better soundproofing!
- Chapter 249: Into the dreaded forest!
- Chapter 250: Sometimes I dig my own grave
- Chapter 251: Zombies can be scary!
- Chapter 252: And time just moves on
- Chapter 253: Too vanilla, you say!
- Chapter 254: There can never be too much choco- wait-
- Chapter 255: This is not a fetish, right? RIGHT!?
- Chapter 256: Senior: Friend: Wife!
- Chapter 257: Weren’t we getting along just fine?
- Chapter 258: Just where the hell is she?
- Chapter 259: Connections
- Chapter 260: To the Ninth Dimension
- Chapter 261: Tress[Asser indeed
- Chapter 262: Why?
- Chapter 263: Just kill ’em with radiation!
- Chapter 264: Escape from the ninth dimension
- Chapter 265: No, no, I’m not here to conquer you, promise
- Chapter 266: ‘Tis but a small world
- Chapter 267: Sometimes life hits you like a truck
- Chapter 268: Sometimes life hits you like a truck (Part two)
- Chapter 269: Sometimes life hits you like a truck (Part three)
- Chapter 270: The aftermath
- Chapter 271: The aftermath (Part two)
- Chapter 272: Sometimes, a hug is all you need.
- Chapter 273: Facepalm sigh it is!
- Chapter 274: Distractions and-
- Chapter 275: Distractions and- (part two)
- Chapter 276: Interlude: The imminent demise
- Chapter 277: The quest for distractions
- Chapter 278: The quest for distractions (Part two)
- Chapter 279: The quest for distractions (Part three)
- Chapter 280: Does size really matter?
- Chapter 281: Push, push, and away!
- Chapter 282: Wanna bet?
- Chapter 283: I just ate my cake and enjoyed a bit of peace- peace I knew wouldn’t last.
- Chapter 284: The guilt was just irrelevant
- Chapter 285: Crippling hesitance
- Chapter 286: Crippling hesitance (Part two)
- Chapter 287: I’m not going to run away-
- Chapter 288: One after the other
- Chapter 289: One after the other (Part two)
- Chapter 290: One after the other (Part three)
- Chapter 291: The proposal
- Chapter 292: Everything has consequences
- Chapter 293: Everything has consequences (Part two)
- Chapter 294: And I was just, running away
- Chapter 295: Face your problems
- Chapter 296: Face your problems (Part two)
- Chapter 297: Conviction
- Chapter 298: Was this really okay?
- Chapter 299: The wedding (Part one)
- Chapter 300: The wedding (Part two)
- Chapter 301: The wedding (Part three)
- Chapter 302: The wedding (Part four)
- Chapter 303: The wedding (Part five); life was good
- Chapter 304: Clyde Angelmen: To her
- Chapter 305: Until that happened
- Chapter 306: Forgetting something?
- Chapter 307: Hope; the best day?
- Chapter 308: So far- again- amazing day!
- Chapter 309: Our wedding night
- Chapter 310: Interlude: particles flew
- Chapter 311: Boom!
- Chapter 312: Prelude to the Catastrophe
- Chapter 313: Prelude to the Catastrophe (Part two)
- Chapter 314: The Catastrophe
- Chapter 315: The Catastrophe (Part two)
- Chapter 316: Broken
- Chapter 317: New standards: New goals
- Chapter 318: Ruined
- Chapter 319: Hunting
- Chapter 320: Unholy reunion
- Chapter 321: Unholy reunion (Part two)
- Chapter 322: Lament
- Chapter 323: Lament (Part two)
- Chapter 324: The final battle
- Chapter 325: The final battle (Part two)
- Chapter 326: Acceptance
- Chapter 327: No pity, no remorse
- Chapter 328: I came here to do something- and I was going to do it.
- Chapter 329: The end
- Chapter 330: Epilogue
- Chapter 331: Epilogue (Part two)