I Want To Move In Next Door

Chapter 169: Chapter 169 Love me and I’m super sweet, both deceiving emotions and money (1)_1

"The most beautiful kid in the whole capital": "Maybe it’s his male time of the month."

Mystified, Han Jingnian stared at the latest message sent by Xia Wan’an.

He mulled over it for a while but still couldn’t make sense of Xia Wan’an’s words. Then it occurred to him that it was none of his business if Zhang Te, not him, understood it or not. Thus, very calmly, he typed on his keyboard, adopting a no-hesitation-to-ask mode: "Madam, what do you mean by ’his male time of the month’? As far as I know, President Han’s mother is an only child, so she doesn’t have a brother-in-law (uncle-in-law)."

"The most beautiful kid in the whole capital": "’His male time of the month’ is the male version of menstruation, meaning male mood swings."

"The most beautiful kid in the whole capital": "Just like women, men also have those few days each month when their moods can be quite unpredictable."

Upon reading Xia Wan’an’s consecutive messages, even Han Jingnian’s hand trembled, leading to his phone dropping onto the table.

Only after a while did he pick up his phone again, reconfirming the content of Xia Wan’an’s messages.

’His male time of the month.’.

Han Jingnian: "..."

The male version of menstruation.

Han Jingnian: "..."

Male mood swings.

Han Jingnian: "..."

Feeling slightly overwhelmed, Han Jingnian couldn’t accept how Xia Wan’an viewed him. He quickly responded: "Madam, it’s not what you think. President Han is upset, possibly because you didn’t call him to pick you up."

"The most beautiful kid in the whole capital": "..."

What does that ellipsis mean? Does she not believe him?

Stubbornly, Han Jingnian continued to type: "Madam, it’s true!"

"The most beautiful kid in the whole capital": "What are you talking about? Why don’t you say it’s boiled?!"

"The most beautiful kid in the whole capital": "Zhang Te, I don’t want to talk to you anymore. If you dare to say anything other than goodnight, believe it or not, I’ll block you!"

...

Does Zhang Te have a hole in his brain? To think that Han Jingnian was upset because she didn’t call him to pick her up.

Is Zhang Te a fool? Just what is the intelligence quotient of the people around Han Jingnian? And to think that he prides himself as the best assistant in the capital.....

Rolling her eyes, Xia Wan’an saw a new message pop up on her screen.

Zhang Te’s reply: "Okay then, madam. Good night."

Kind of satisfied, Xia Wan’an exited WeChat.

Originally planning to sleep, she felt a little full from drinking too much that night and decided to go to the bathroom. She then laboriously climbed up from her bed and headed for the toilet.

While washing her hands, Xia Wan’an looked from left to right at her reflection in the mirror, assessing herself.

The more she looked, the more beautiful she felt. Not only that, she found herself very good-natured too.

How could people not believe such a good-natured and adorable girl...

Xia Wan’an puffed out her cheeks and muttered to herself, "No taste at all," then gave the mirror a cheeky grin.

With a laugh, Xia Wan’an moved her face towards the mirror. Looking at her skin, as perfect and spotless as a peeled egg, a wave of narcissistic melancholy stirred within her. She sighed wistfully, "Ah, why am I so beautiful..."

Han Jingnian, who was just returning to his bedroom from his study, happened to overhear this and was left speechless: "..."

"Haha, only someone with my kind of beauty can be this self-obsessed!" Xia Wan’an cheerfully made a heart gesture in the mirror, followed by, "Pick me for romance, I’m super endearing!"

As she was walking towards the changing room, Han Jingnian, who heard her say this, suddenly froze.

Staring at herself in the mirror, Xia Wan’an, completely oblivious to the presence of another person in the bedroom, continued her frolic: "Swindling both love and money!"