Chapter 94: After Creampieing Her Ass, the Cheeky Elf Became a Bit More Docile
"Hey, human."
"It’s Masaharu. I’m not trying to hold it over you or anything, but I did save your life, so could you at least remember my name? Also, if you can’t tell me your real name because of elf customs, just give me a nickname or something to call you."
"You’re so demanding... My name is Fruru."
"Fruru?"
"Yes. That’s what my family called me. It’s not my real name, it’s a pet name, so don’t use it too often. If the spirits start recognizing me as Fruru, I won’t be able to use my powers anymore."
"I see."
I don’t really get it, but apparently elves lose their abilities if their name is known. If that’s an elf-specific thing or part of their culture, I have no choice but to respect it.
Maybe because we just had anal sex, or because we’re pressed so closely together, Fruru’s tone has softened considerably.
"I answered your question. Now it’s your turn, Masaharu. Why did you have an Elixir? That’s an incredibly valuable item. Are you sure it was okay to use it on me? I won’t be able to repay you right away."
"You don’t need to repay me."
Honestly, I’m the one who should be thanking her. I made her drink my piss and creampied her ass, after all.
"Besides, it’s not like I ’had’ an Elixir... My semen is the Elixir. I told you that, didn’t I?"
"Semen?"
"...The stuff that comes out of a guy’s dick."
"Dick?"
She doesn’t even know what semen or dick means...
Oh no...
I thought we had mutual consent when I put it in her ass and came, but it’s looking more and more like Fruru had no idea what was actually happening.
"Umm... The ’dick’ is the thing that’s currently inside your ass."
Because there was now a real possibility that I had tricked a girl with almost no sexual knowledge into letting me penetrate her, I started panicking, and my erection rapidly wilted. As soon as it lost its rigidity, it was pushed out of the elf’s asshole.
"It just came out of your ass..."
"My ass? I have an asshole? What came out?"
Does she seriously not have any sensation in her lower body because she can’t move her limbs?
Did she not even realize that a dick had been inside her ass, or that it just came out?
"You’re... joking, right...?"
"I’m not joking."
"...Anus means the hole in your butt."
Technically it’s called the anus, and "anal" is the adjective, but there’s no need to explain that much.
"The hole in my butt? There’s a hole in my butt?"
"Huh?"
"Huh?"
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
She doesn’t just lack sexual knowledge—she doesn’t even know the basic structure of her own body?
She wet herself yesterday, so she at least knows about piss, but...
"Do you know what poop is?"
"Of course. It’s the stuff that sometimes falls in the forest, right?"
"Do you know how poop is made?"
"I don’t. Now that you mention it, I never really thought about how poop is created. Do rotten fruits fall from trees?"
"I see... So elves don’t poop..."
She’s never pooped before, which is why she didn’t know there was a hole in her butt...
To Fruru, poop was just "something that sometimes falls in the forest"...
"People do poop, you know?"
"Umm, well..."
I laid Fruru down on the bed and stood up.
Feeling a bit embarrassed, I turned around, spread my ass cheeks, and showed her my asshole.
"This is the anus. Or asshole."
"I can’t see it very well."
"Umm... There’s a hole in the butt that can open and close like a mouth."
"Humans have it rough. Having a hole like that open—doesn’t blood or organs spill out?"
"Elves have anuses too."
"Eh?! No way. If there was a hole in your butt, blood would come out and you’d die."
"It’s fine. Just like how only piss comes out of the piss hole, only poop comes out of the butt."
"...Poop comes out of the butt?"
"Yeah. The poop you see lying around in the forest was expelled from animals’ anuses."
"So that’s what it was... I’ve never done it before..."
So she really was an anal virgin who had never even pooped. What a precious hole I had stuck my dick into.
"Anyway, when you put medicine in that anus, it works faster and stronger than swallowing it. That’s why I put the Elixir in your ass."
"I see... Thank you. Thanks to you, the cold and the fuzzy feeling in my head are gone. So, why does Elixir come out of your dick, Masaharu? What is a dick?"
"I’ll show you, but don’t scream, okay?"
"...Is it scary?"
"It depends on the person."
"Understood. No matter what, I won’t make a sound."
"Good."
I brought my dick right in front of Fruru’s eyes.
"This is a dick."
Fruru didn’t show any particular embarrassment or surprise. She just looked at it with genuine curiosity.
She doesn’t even know what a dick is... What kind of sex education do elves get?
You’d think living normally you’d at least see one.
"By the way, how old are you?"
"Fourteen."
Middle school second-year. She really managed to live fourteen years without ever seeing a dick.
"When you saw animals from behind, didn’t you ever see something dangling between their legs?"
"Now that you mention it, sometimes I did see something hanging there."
"Yeah. That’s also a dick. This is a dick too. Guys and males have dicks."
"Is that so?"
"Yeah."
"You told me not to scream, so I was secretly terrified of how scary it might be. Don’t scare me like that."
"Sorry."
Well, the shape itself isn’t really scary, I guess.
The kind of people who scream when they see a dick are probably only the heroines in rom-coms. They scream "Kyaa, a molester!" or "Kyaa, a pervert!", but there’s no such thing as "Kyaa, a dick!". So it’s obvious women aren’t terrified of the visual itself. When a flasher or pervert shows them his dick, they’re screaming because of the situation of encountering a weirdo, not because the dick looks scary.
"Masaharu’s dick is stylish and kind of cute."
"Thanks. First time I’ve ever heard it called stylish."
"Hey, does Elixir really come out of this dick? It’s a miracle drug even rarer than ’Elf’s Tears’."
"I got bathed in a dragon’s bodily fluids and my body apparently mutated."
"Amazing. So you defeated a legendary ancient dragon?"
"Hm?"
Does she think I defeated some insanely strong dragon and got bathed in its blood?
The fluid I got bathed in wasn’t blood—it was pussy juice.
I went inside a female dragon’s vagina, but there’s no need to tell her that.
"Nah, well, anyway... As long as the other person is a cute girl, I can produce Elixir pretty easily, so you don’t have to feel indebted."
"...C-Cute?"
"Yeah."
"I-I see. Hmmm... Even though you’re human, you seem to have an eye for beauty and ugliness."
Oh? She’s not used to being called cute.
She’s trying to act calm, but the tips of her ears are bright red.
Come to think of it, elves are usually thought of as beautiful, but this girl is more on the cute side. Her features are certainly beautiful, but she makes a lot of angry or grumpy faces and her expressions change constantly, so the overall impression is overwhelmingly "cute." Even now, when I stared at her, she quickly looked away. Her gestures are adorable too.
I’ll praise her more when I get the chance.
