Four Split Personalities

Chapter 2584: Chapter 1221: The Unknown (V)

Real-Time AM03:01

City B, De Xing District, Suburb, Yidong’s house

"Phew, things have gotten really messy..."

Wearing a light blue bathrobe, Gu Xiaole climbed out of the game cabin immediately after regaining consciousness. She muttered under her breath as she tiptoed to the table and took out a delicate little fan, a heavy cloth bag, and a string of jade beads glowing with vibrant green light from her bag.

Despite her room being on the third floor, with Yi Nan and "Gu Yan Yue" residing on the second floor and her cousin Yi Dong, who’s like a total recluse during holidays, living on the first floor, not to mention the excellent soundproofing of the villa, Gu Xiaole was still extremely cautious and nervous.

As for the reason, it was naturally not because of Yi Dong, the useless younger cousin who hasn’t been exposed to any supernatural knowledge and practically plays games for 24 hours every day. Instead, it was her childhood idol, "Gu Yan Yue" aunt, and her middle school idol, Yi Nan uncle.

Revered as the most talented Onmyoji in the family for the past five hundred years, "Gu Yan Yue" aunt, who was said to casually beat up her dad, the current head of the Gu Family, was always the goal Gu Xiaole strived towards, because she also wanted to beat up her own dad.

Yi Nan uncle was undeniably the strongest Medium in the world, and he was also a like-minded fellow for Gu Xiaole in various senses; perfect iceberg handsome guy in her eyes. Honestly, Gu Xiaole felt that if she had been born twenty years earlier, she would definitely have competed for him with her aunt, although she would certainly lose.

To put it simply, this pair of gods and goddesses whom Gu Xiaole idolized in childhood were incredibly formidable, and trying to do something "otherworldly" in their house required utmost caution.

"Tsk, at this hour, even if uncle and aunt wanted to do something inappropriate for kids, it should’ve already ended."

Gu Xiaole curled her lips and muttered softly. Then, she gently unfolded the Five-Boned Bat Fan in her hand that looked identical to the [Bai Jue: Shura Hell] from The Realm of Innocence, albeit not possessing the fantastical power, it wasn’t merely decorative either, and silently waved it.

In the next instant, the beautiful girl in the room turned ethereal; her aura and sense of presence diminished to an extremely low level. Though her appearance remained attractive, upon closer inspection, there was a hazy, ethereal feeling; three parts human, seven parts ghost.

Hmm, still a pretty female ghost.

To be honest, it was due to Gu Xiaole’s extraordinary combat prowess against common ghosts and monsters. If a female ghost with such looks and figure, but only Sadako-level strength wandered the streets or appeared on someone’s TV, and unfortunately encountered someone like Motan, with a "Chaotic Neutral" persona, the consequences would be unthinkable.

Truth be told, in this era where people eagerly anticipate the anthropomorphization of everything from pets to household appliances, it’s tough for even attractive abnormal beings, especially weaker ones, to get by. They run the risk of being frightened by someone with an unusual taste in XP systems.

Gu Xiaole had encountered such an incident before. A slit-mouthed woman intended to scare others but ended up being chased down eleven streets by a man. Terrified, she sought refuge with Gu Xiaole who was in hiding for half a month, begging to be sent to "enlightenment," repeatedly saying "Thank you!" before her dissipation.

Clap!

Raising her hands, she gave her cheeks a firm slap, took a deep breath, and without dwelling further, Gu Xiaole stealthily left her room.

Incidentally, Yi Nan and "Gu Yan Yue" had initially arranged a room for their niece on the second floor, but upon learning from Yi Dong that Motan occasionally stayed on the third floor when visiting, she moved there immediately and refused to change.

...

"Hey! Honey honey! Do you think Le Le likes Tan Jiang?"

In the master bedroom on the second floor, "Gu Yan Yue", wearing ’Headache Psyduck’ pajamas, turned over and gently nudged the middle-aged handsome guy buried in a pile of ten draws, which was Yi Dong’s father, asking excitedly, "I think it makes a lot of sense!"

Yi Nan, intensely focused on cracking the swimsuit limited five-star [Abir Gates], furrowed his brows and muttered incessantly ’come out, come out, come out’, not responding to his wife.

"Honey!"

Celebrity Gugu-chan became displeased at that moment and angrily exclaimed, "Your voice is too soft! How can ’Abir’ come out with such a small voice!"

"Come out, come out, come out!"

"Louder! How can ’Abir’ come out with such a small voice?"

"Come out, come out, come out!!"

"Yes! Shout it out, let ’Abir’ feel your love for her!"

"Come out, come out, come out... ah!!!"

"Wow! Honey, you’re amazing!"

The next moment, with the seven-colored flash on the phone screen, the couple excitedly embraced.

Then—

"By the way... isn’t ’Abir’ supposed to be a Berserker? Doesn’t the card back seem a bit off?"

"Something’s wrong!"

"Could it be..."

"Hercules, swimsuit macho limited edition!?"

"I #￥%!"

"Die, die, die, die, die, die!"

The couple angrily cursed for half a minute before simultaneously collapsing onto the bed, letting out a deep sigh.