Four Split Personalities

Chapter 2580: Chapter 1219: Origami

"You’re going to get payback for her?"

Guxiaole was stunned on the spot, staring blankly at Cordova’s pretty face. "Get revenge for Silent sauce?"

Cordova nodded fiercely, full of momentum. "Yep! Gonna get it back!"

"Uh... actually..."

Guxiaole opened her mouth, originally wanting to tell Cordova that the two of them hadn’t really had any sparks at all before, but then she thought about it, felt like this actually sounded kind of fun, so she dropped the idea. Instead she lightly waved her little fist. "You got this!"

Cordova grinned, raised her thumb to rub the tip of her own nose, looking stupidly confident. "Sister Xiao Le, wanna come spectate?"

"I’ve still got something to do, so I won’t go watch."

Guxiaole shook her head, then asked curiously, "But Rain sauce, how are you going to get payback for Silent sauce? Just pray to RNGesus and queue into Awakening Dragon-san?"

Cordova shook her head and waggled her index finger in a sleazy way. "The mountain man has his own brilliant plan!"

"Ooh, ooh!"

Guxiaole actually had absolutely no intention of asking further. She just clapped Cordova’s shoulder hard. "Then Rain sauce, you better do your best!"

Then she logged off.

"Uh..."

Cui Xiaoyu, who had wanted to be all mysterious but only ended up selling loneliness, twitched the corner of her mouth, wallowed in quiet heartbreak for a while, then dejectedly left the spot, deciding to stroll around to clear her head while putting her "brilliant plan" into action.

...

Five minutes later, same place

"So you’re saying, our theme today is... sweets?"

Mi Ka·Yuko, lively (chaotic) and bubbly, with a neat shoulder-length head of blonde hair and wearing a Sun Sect priest robe, rolled her eyes as she ate a crepe. "That’s it?"

Lucie·Yuko, whose delicate looks were very pleasing but whose expression almost never became lively, narrowed her eyes, raised her cotton candy and took a small bite, then said solemnly, "Group dining."

"Xiao Qian, the way you put it..."

The petite Christina Yuk rubbed her temples helplessly and muttered, "It just makes it sound like we’re doing something illegal or shady."

"Ah! Mimi, you’ve got some on your mouth."

The only one in their girl group with a different last name (The Realm of Innocence exclusive), IGN "Morning Forgotten Language," pulled out a handkerchief, leaned over to Mi Ka and gently wiped her mouth. A whole crowd of passersby was stunned.

"Chenchen is sooo wifey, marry me!"

Mi Ka grinned, then suddenly planted a quick "smooch" on Yu Chen’s cheek. Given that her sexual orientation was normal and she’d long held a place on Yu Chen’s whitelist, the system didn’t block her affectionate move.

"Eek!"

Caught off guard, Yu Chen let out a soft yelp, her little face flushing red as she darted behind Lucie, clutching Lucie’s shoulders and carefully peeking out half her head, her voice soft and airy as she refused, "Not marrying!"

"Hiss—"

Mi Ka sucked in a breath of cold air, then suddenly pointed at Yu Chen. "Don’t do this! If you keep being this cute I might actually want to go for real!"

Yu Chen looked utterly wronged. "Mimi, you’re the one saying indecent things!"

"Careful."

Lucie, walking in front of Yu Chen, turned to glance at Mi Ka and said with a straight face, "My country’s criminal law is very complete."

Mi Ka rolled her eyes hard, baring her teeth. "Jokes aside, even if I really did want to get serious with Chenchen, the law’s not going to punish me just because I confess to her!"

"I wasn’t talking about confession."

Lucie shook her head and said gravely, "I meant rape."

Yu Chen shivered on the spot, her little face turning pale.

"You @#!"

Mi Ka directly burst out with a curse, glaring at Lucie. "Are you looking to die?!"

"Kidding."

Lucie calmly stated that she was just making a little joke, then thoughtfully rubbed her chin. "But if you really did, Mimi... as it happens, I got bored a while back and took the bar exam, so I could be your defense attorney. But if Chenchen, as the victim, also needs a lawyer... well, we’re all good sisters. You two can bid against each other then."

"Ughhh!"

Mi Ka, who could trade insults without batting an eye with an entire square full of middle-aged and elderly dancers, yet was helpless only before the sisters by her side—especially Lucie—clenched her fists, angrily tugged on Kasena Yuk walking in front, and started complaining. "Big bro, say something! Xiao Qian’s bullying me too much!"

Kassandra nodded slightly, then immediately turned to Lucie and asked in a low voice, "When did you get your law license?"

"About half a month ago. I was a bit bored during the day so I took it."

"Was it hard?"

"Depends."

"Uh... did you think it was hard?"

"Freebie."

"What’s the freebie?"

"The license was a freebie."

"Ooh, ooh! Then Xiao Qian, if I went to take it..."

"...The freebie would be you."

"The license’s a freebie?"

"No, you’re the freebie."

Kassandra: "..."

Mi Ka, who’d originally wanted to complain that Kassandra didn’t help her get justice and instead started picking Lucie’s brain about the law license, couldn’t stop the corners of her mouth from wildly curling up, laughing way too loud.

After that, Kassandra asked Lucie a few more questions like "If I gouged out the eyes of those pervy punks from the class next door, could you get me off the criminal charges?", and after getting a negative answer, shifted to lamenting why she and Mi Ka weren’t as popular as Yu Chen, Lucie, and Christina.