Chapter 1544: Chapter 580: Acting in a "Movie" with Both of Them
Xu Nuo rolled her eyes at him immediately: "Hey... you really lack taste, can’t we do an art film instead?"
"Which art film do you want?"
Xu Nuo thought seriously for a moment, then said, "... ’In the Mood for Love’."
Zhang Jingdong chuckled, "Then from now on you’re Su Lizhen in ’In the Mood for Love’, is that okay?"
Then he turned to Qi Siyuan: "Which film do you want to act in?"
Qi Siyuan responded directly: "I want to act in ’Chongqing Forest’."
"Then from now on you’re Ah Fei in ’Chongqing Forest’."
After saying this, Zhang Jingdong pointed at himself: "And I’m from now on the forever head honcho Chen Haonan of Tongluowan."
Xu Nuo and Qi Siyuan immediately burst into laughter.
Xu Nuo: "Hey... you’re really into playing Chen Haonan, huh?"
Zhang Jingdong said matter-of-factly, "You wouldn’t understand this, but when it comes to Hong Kong films, you might say not every man wants to play Gao Jin from ’God of Gamblers’, but when it comes to Chen Haonan, every guy absolutely wants to play him. After all, which young man doesn’t have a fervent hero dream of fighting and bravado?"
Qi Siyuan blinked her cute eyes: "Well, and you have a skill set that’s no less than Chen Haonan’s."
Zhang Jingdong laughed heartily, "Absolutely! No exaggeration, if I went to Tongluowan to hang out now, I definitely wouldn’t fare worse than the real-life Chen Haonan."
Xu Nuo saw he was already all into it and just said, "Alright, then tonight you’re Chen Haonan, okay?"
Zhang Jingdong smiled and said, "Tonight’s movie will be called ’The Love Story of Chen Haonan and Su Lizhen’."
Xu Nuo and Qi Siyuan immediately laughed again.
"Hey... this storyline is just too absurd!"
Zhang Jingdong wrapped his arm around Xu Nuo’s shoulder: "You don’t get it, huh? Think about it, Su Lizhen loves literature, right? She must have been an artsy school beauty in high school, and if Chen Haonan went to high school, he’d surely be the school bully."
"And in our mainland street literature, their identities are practically made for each other!"
Though Xu Nuo knew he was spewing nonsense, she didn’t know how to refute him, so she simply nodded: "Alright, since you brought it up, let’s go with your idea."
Zhang Jingdong saw she agreed and gave her a doting peck: "I knew you were the best."
"Alright then, from now on, we need to get into our roles, and our words and actions must try to match our characters, got it?"
Upon hearing this, Xu Nuo and Qi Siyuan suddenly got interested and each nodded.
"... Mm."
"Okay!"
Then the three quickly adjusted their state and together went into the store.
This store didn’t have any private rooms; there were ten or so tables, all of them the simplest four-cornered tables.
At that time, there were only two vacant tables, one in the outer row and one in the innermost row, so Zhang Jingdong led them to the innermost row.
Along the way, thanks to the stunning beauty of Xu Nuo and Qi Siyuan, they quickly attracted almost everyone’s attention, and someone even gained the envy and jealousy of all the men.
After they sat down, they ordered a bunch of food and drinks.
Zhang Jingdong then pretended to brush his non-existent long hair, looked at Xu Nuo, and seriously asked, "Ah Zhen, let me ask you, if there was one more boat ticket, would you come with me?"
Xu Nuo paused, then held back her laughter, "No."
"Why not?"
"Because I don’t like Chen Haonan."
Zhang Jingdong helplessly shrugged, continuing, "What if Chen Haonan learned to write martial arts novels? Gulong was originally someone from the martial arts world, and later he wrote martial arts novels and became a world-renowned author."
"And Zhou Mu Yun also loved writing martial arts novels, so would you like a Chen Haonan who becomes an author?"
Xu Nuo purposely hesitated again before slowly nodding: "... Maybe."
Zhang Jingdong immediately lit up: "Turns out no woman can resist a man who can write novels; looks like if I have time in the future, I should dabble in plagiarism work."
"Plagiarism work?" Qi Siyuan was instantly surprised: "What’s that all about?"
Zhang Jingdong had a mysterious smile: "You’ll find out in the future."
Not long after, the server brought over the food, and they started eating and chatting.
Zhang Jingdong thought the hotpot had a mild flavor, but he had to admit the ingredients were quite fresh, so he was enjoying it.
Just as they were finishing up, suddenly two men who were clearly local to Guangzhou approached their table.
"Excuse me, sorry to bother you, buddy, can you tell me which one is your girlfriend?"
Zhang Jingdong casually replied, "Both of them are my girlfriends, what’s up?"
The other person obviously didn’t expect Zhang Jingdong to answer like that and was stunned before saying, "Buddy, you’re too greedy, aren’t you?"
Zhang Jingdong put down his utensils at this moment: "My name is Chen Haonan, and with that name alone, it’s totally fine to have two girlfriends simultaneously, right?"
The person immediately laughed: "Come on, you idiot, if you’re Chen Haonan, then I’m Jiang Tianyang!"
Zhang Jingdong couldn’t be bothered with him, suddenly reached out, grabbed his hand, and exerted force.
His opponent immediately screamed in pain.
His companion came to help, but Zhang Jingdong quickly grabbed the other person’s hand and exerted force again, resulting in another scream.
For a moment, everyone in the store was stunned.
No one expected Zhang Jingdong to be so skilled.
Then they also instantly understood why Zhang Jingdong dared to flaunt with two stunning beauties in public.
Xu Nuo softly said, "Forget it, don’t make a big scene."
Zhang Jingdong smiled and then said, "You guys are lucky I’m henpecked, otherwise you would have ended up in the hospital today!"
He let go of them and said, "Scram!"
Although the two were very angry, they knew they were no match for Zhang Jingdong.
So they left, saying "Just you wait," and ran out of the store.
Zhang Jingdong picked up his utensils again, continued eating, and said, "I have to say, these NPCs appeared at the perfect time. If I didn’t have a fight as the head honcho of Tongluowan, I’d really be letting down my title."
Qi Siyuan and Xu Nuo were a bit worried originally, but hearing this, they instantly laughed again.
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