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A lotus platform appeared, carrying a supreme and sacred aura, as if it was the seat of the ancestors of all Brahmas.
One could imagine that it must be a treasured item from Brahma Court, possessing unsurpassed status.
Moreover, at this moment, it was probably drawn here by some kind of aura, suggesting that it had an extraordinary origin.
But, just as it appeared...
It was mistaken for... a toilet by a tortoise that had eaten the wrong thing!
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At this moment, the tortoise was wildly spraying!
The immaculate and holy lotus platform was instantly sprayed all over, and in the center of the platform, a small pile of soggy... excrement was heaped up.
The lotus platform was trembling, looking... utterly bewildered at this moment!
And the tortoise, at this moment, let out a satisfied moan.
"Constipated for hundreds of thousands of years, it’s been so long since I felt this relieved..."
Muttering to itself, the tortoise saw that there was also a piece of golden paper on the lotus platform, and it picked it up with its claw, wiped it off, then tossed it to the side before crawling off the platform.
However, as soon as it came down and looked around the area, it immediately panicked!
Because...
The endless Ghost Domain Army...
The people of the Great Ruins Realm...
And its master Jiang Li and others...
At this moment, were all looking at it.
The tortoise was in a frenzy, completely flustered.
"Damn it... I... might as well be dead!!!"
"Ahhh!"
The tortoise immediately began beating its chest and stamping its feet, claws clenched, convulsing!
"I can’t show my face to anyone ever again, can’t show my face!!!"
The tortoise let out a wail, and then, its head and limbs all retracted, hiding entirely inside its shell.
Then, the shell zipped to Jiang Li’s hand and frantically burrowed into his sleeve!
"You... hide if you must, but do you really have to crawl into my armpit?!"
Jiang Li was speechless.
Clearly, the tortoise was truly mortified to the extreme and could not bear to face anyone!
"I really wonder if this tortoise has been learning bad things from the dead dog, damn it, did it also master the Great Divine Power that Pierces Heaven and Earth?"
Wu Dade looked rather conflicted.
"So unrefined, seriously unrefined, this stench is just too much!"
Dugu Yuqing quickly covered her nose and mouth, not daring to look, overwhelmed by the stink that had permeated the entire starry sky.
"Hundreds of thousands of years of old constipation... how could it not stink?"
Qing Chen held his breath completely and closed his eyes, it was too offensive for the eyes!
Realizing the situation, everyone present could not help themselves any longer.
Yun Xi, Zi Ling, Nan Feng, Gong Ya, Su Baiqian, Xinning, and Mu Wanqing, at the time when the tortoise was defecating, Zi Ling used the Art of Painting to alter space and moved them tens of thousands of li away, sparing them from the impact.
And the rest, every single one of them... at this moment, felt nauseated!
"Why... why am I, now a ghost, suddenly wanting to vomit and feeling disgusted?"
A Ghost Monarch not too far from the lotus platform turned green and was retching so hard that its ghostly form was about to disperse!
"Someone save me... kill me, please, I’d rather have my soul scatter! Ugh!"
Another Heaven Ghost vomited so violently that their three souls and six spirits were nearly shattered.
"If I have sinned, let the law punish me, why must you treat me like... ugh... this!"
"I’d rather die again! Ugh..."
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The lotus platform had appeared just above all those ghostly beings, and at this moment, all of them were throwing up!
Even ghosts couldn’t withstand it.
Even the likes of Qing Bu Ghost Monarch and Chao Shi Ghost Monarch felt dizzy, the stench making them shiver.
"Damn it... this is more ruthless than a Peach Wood Sword!"
Qing Bu Ghost Monarch nearly fainted from the stench.
"If I had known about this kind of tortoise, I would have preferred to die earlier!"
Chao Shi Ghost Monarch was closest to the lotus platform, now vomiting while tears fell in droves, the stench not only overwhelming but also irritating to the eyes!
And the Night Ming Ghost King was still in a state of befuddlement and shock.
He couldn’t believe his eyes!
The soil of black and white from the Dead Soil, fraught with the bizarre and calamitous aura of extinction...
It had actually been ingested by a tortoise, which then publicly defecated it out?!
How could there be any justice in the world?
This was too fantastical, too horrifying, too unbelievable for ghosts.
He, the mighty Ghost King, had never seen such an absurd, terrifying thing before.
But then, that stench also began to drift over to him...
"Ugh!"
Night Ming Ghost King couldn’t hold back any longer, retching violently.
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Looking over the entire scene.
At this moment, the Ghost Domain Army was frantically vomiting.
Lin Jiu Zheng and the others were desperately covering their noses and mouths, barely able to hold on.
And at that moment, the lotus platform in the sky shook as well and rapidly began to fade, taking away the excrement-covered platform... as it fled the scene.
With the disappearance of the lotus platform, the odor in the starry sky finally began to wane a bit...
"Almost wrecked me..."
Lin Jiu Zheng’s hands were weak, almost unable to hold the Peach Wood Sword anymore.
"Luckily, fortunately that tortoise didn’t defecate in the courtyard before, lucky I didn’t use it to water the plants..."
Lu Rang was sweating profusely, thinking about how he had asked Jiang Li Junior Brother for tortoise excrement... he felt like slapping himself twice.
The pot of grass in his hands also shook, as if feeling very relieved.
"Tsk tsk, that tortoise is really fierce, good thing Tao Jie’s mud wasn’t eaten in vain, even the weird gray fog got eaten, and it... just had a bit of a stomach upset."
At this point, Wu Dade spoke up, looking more composed compared to others.
It seemed... he was more accustomed to it.
"Junior Brother Da De, why... do you seem unaffected?"
Jiang Li couldn’t help but ask.
Wu Dade fell silent for a moment before letting out a heavy sigh, saying sadly:
"This all started with that dog..."
"Forget it, forget it, don’t say anymore, if you continue, we really won’t be able to hold back!"
Qing Chen hurriedly intervened, certain that the dog couldn’t have done anything good.
"However, Junior Brother Da De makes a good point. Xuan Wu... is truly strong. Even after eating that bizarre grey fog, it only got an upset stomach..."
At this moment, Dugu Yuqing also spoke up.
Hearing this, everyone couldn’t help but nod in agreement.
Though, it must be said, the tortoise’s crap really stank to high heaven, but... it truly defied the heavens.
After all, that was the bizarre grey fog, a mere wisp of which could cause a terrifying disaster in the world.
Not even all the gods and buddhas of the heavens could save it.
But Jiang Li’s tortoise managed to swallow it directly.
And in the end... it was fine.
It was enough to show just how monstrous the tortoise was!
"Let’s not talk anymore, everyone. Hurry up and collect Ghost Tooth. We need to get going, we can’t stay here much longer!"
Qing Chen spoke up, urging them on.
Everyone else also came back to their senses.
They looked towards the countless ghostly beings in front of them.
"Let’s take down this rascal first!"
Lin Jiu Zheng pointed his sword at the Ghost King and took a step forward.
"No..."
The Ghost King trembled, feeling once again the suppression of the Peach Wood Sword.
"Benefactor... there’s no need for you to take action!"
The Ming Zhi Ghost Monarch had already pounced forward, excitedly saying:
"To pull out the Ghost King’s teeth... Allow me to do the honors!"
He swung his fist, slamming viciously into the Ghost King’s mouth.
The Ghost King’s teeth fell out.
"Ah..."
The Night Ming Ghost King let out a miserable scream. His eyes were filled with hatred and rage. He was about to go mad. He, a Ghost King of his standing, had his teeth pulled out by a Ghost Monarch!
It was a humiliation beyond measure!
He passed out from sheer anger.
Then, Lin Jiu Zheng sealed him with a Yellow Talisman and collected him.
With the Ghost King secured, they turned to look at the other Ghost Monarch-level powerhouses.
"No... I’ll do it myself!"
At that moment, the Chao Shi Ghost Monarch almost retched himself weak, seeing Lin Jiu Zheng approaching, he actually felt like he had seen a savior, and knocked out his own teeth with a punch, crying out:
"Let me go, I can’t throw up anymore, let me go, just let me die..."
Upon seeing this, Lin Jiu Zheng’s face was filled with complexity. Dammit, even ghosts wanted to die after smelling that tortoise’s crap.
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Soon, the battlefield was cleared.
After the Night Ming Ghost King, Chao Shi Ghost Monarch, and others were captured, the countless Ghost Clan army was in despair, with no more will to resist.
Ghost Tooth was packed into box after box, and Yun Yinchen and others from the Yun Family and the Wood Spirit Dynasty were busy sweating buckets.
All ten huge warships were filled to the brim.
"These... are left for you to eat,"
Lin Jiu Zheng said, pointing towards the countless Ghost Domain Army, and addressed Ming Zhi and Tian An.
He kept the Ghost Monarch-level and above ghostly beings because he could use them to refine ghostly energy and enhance himself.
This was the path of Tiānshī Dào.
The rest could be given to Ming Zhi and others.
Regard this, Lin Jiu Zheng had no sense of guilt because, among the Ghost Domain, ghostly beings like Ming Zhi and Tian An who could maintain their sense of self and harbor thoughts of goodness were extremely rare.
Goodness breeds good fortune; for those like Tian An and others, receiving some karmic rewards from the Ghost Tooth was considered a great stroke of luck.
Looking at the countless ghostly beings in the field, many had destroyed too many Star Domains and killed too many creatures. Wherever they went, it was all Ghost Domain.
In a sense, the Ghost Domain could be called the Sin Domain!
Those who do evil must face retribution.
Hearing this, Ming Zhi, Tian An, and others were extremely happy.
A million-strong Ghost Domain Army... This was an immensely rich feast!
"Wow... so many Ghost Teeth! This is amazing!"
Yun Xi and others had returned and, seeing the Ghost Teeth on the ten massive warships, their faces were filled with joy.
"With this, the village won’t have to worry anymore!"
"Let’s go, let’s head back to the village!"
They spoke up!
"Wait... the Crystal Chip is glowing?"
At that moment, Jiang Li suddenly spoke.
He took out the Crystal Chip that Li Fan had given him, and at this moment... it was emitting a faint glow!
"Is this... glowing ever since that black and white soil appeared?"
"Does that black and white soil have something to do with rare animals and plants?"
The group of Disciples was taken aback!
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Meanwhile.
In a certain part of the starry sky.
"That’s wonderful, truly wonderful!"
Fanwang Liaochen was so overjoyed that he could hardly keep still, almost dancing with glee.
Just now, the Samsara Lotus Platform had flown away and disappeared! Discover hidden content at freewebnovel
This meant... the aura of Samsara had truly emerged.
All their predictions had come true!
And the Samsara Lotus Platform... would return with information related to Samsara, laying the foundation for the Brahma Court to control Samsara.
A grand victory upon the campaign’s start, a triumphant beginning!
It was a joyous event, and when the news reached the Brahma Court, the great beings there would be pleased.
"The Lotus Platform is back!"
At that time, Brahma Lord Jia Shi was pointing at the void not far ahead.
Indeed, in the void, the Samsara Lotus Platform reappeared!
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Good night.