Chapter 805: You’re Going After Your Mother-In-Law?!
Cassius’s eyes went wide in horror. He instinctively grabbed his own crotch in sympathy.
"No—No way! That’s actually possible?!"
Aisha nodded miserably.
"That’s what Skadi told me. Apparently, because Auntie was too fierce, Uncle’s...thing...bent at such an angle that it completely broke."
"Dear gods." Cassius whispered, genuinely horrified. "That’s a man’s worst nightmare."
"I know!" Aisha covered her face with her hands. "They had to take him to the hospital immediately. He was crying and moaning the whole way!"
"The doctors were also confused—they couldn’t figure out how such an injury could happen. And Auntie Olga was too embarrassed to explain."
Cassius shook his head in disbelief.
"How do you even begin to explain that? ’I’m sorry, doctor, I was just riding my husband so hard that I snapped his dick in half!"
"Cassius!" Aisha smacked his arm again, but she was also trying not to laugh. "Don’t say it like that!"
"I’m just saying! That’s not a conversation anyone wants to have!"
Aisha let out a relieved breath when she realized no one had heard.
"Unfortunately, the injury was just too severe. Uncle’s...thing down there stopped working properly from that moment on."
"For over...twelve years."
Cassius winced again.
"That’s brutal. Losing your potency is a man’s worst nightmare. And having it bent at a weird angle on top of that..."
He shook his head. "No wonder he’s always in such a bad mood."
"So...what happened after that?"
Aisha’s expression softened.
"Everything actually went normally. There were no actual problems between them, and Uncle didn’t blame Auntie, even though she felt terrible about it."
She let out a deep sigh.
"They remained a loving couple. But the only difference was that they couldn’t...you know..."
"Make love." Cassius supplied helpfully.
"YES, THAT. Thank you." Aisha was practically glowing with embarrassment now.
"They couldn’t...do that. For twelve years. They wanted children, obviously, but there was nothing they could do."
But then, Aisha brightened like a bulb.
"But then, about eight years ago, something miraculous happened!"
"Me and Skadi were clearing out a dungeon that had appeared nearby, a low-level one, nothing too dangerous. And we found this strange potion."
"We didn’t know what it was, so we took it to Lady Diana to examine it."
Cassius blinked in surprise. "Diana knows alchemy?"
"Of course she does, Cassius!"
Aisha gave him a look of utter disbelief.
"She’s not just a healer, she’s also an expert in alchemy, not to mention a dozen other fields. How could you not know that about your own wife?"
Cassius felt a pang of guilt. He really should learn more about all his women. There were so many of them with so many hidden talents.
"Anyway." Aisha continued. "Lady Diana told us it was a health potion that could vastly improve a person’s body."
"Me and Skadi were both excited, since we knew Uncle Theo was suffering from his ailment. So we went over and gave it to him."
Her face lit up with a bright smile. "And voila! It actually worked! The broken appendage from the past was completely healed!"
She made a sweeping gesture.
"And, you’ve seen the results. They made up for lost time. A baby practically every year since."
She chuckled softly as she said,
"Skadi was also really happy. She’d always begged for siblings, and her parents didn’t know how to tell her that they couldn’t have any more children."
"But then she suddenly got a whole new bunch of little ones to play with."
She was the happiest puppy in the world!"
Cassius felt a warmth spread through his heart.
"I’m glad they all got a happy ending."
But then a thought struck him.
"Hold on." He said. "The youngest one, Fufu, is three years old right now. And with how crazily they love each other..."
He raised an eyebrow at Aisha.
"They should have a two-year-old, right? Or at least, Olga should be pregnant right now."
He gestured vaguely. "She has plenty of curves all over, but she doesn’t have the one curve that marks pregnancy."
Aisha rolled her eyes at his comment but answered anyway.
"I don’t know. Skadi hasn’t mentioned anything. Maybe they’re taking a break? Seven kids is a lot."
"But if you really want to know, you’d have to ask them directly."
But then, a sudden realization hit her.
Her expression turned suspicious as she looked up at Cassius.
"Wait a minute." She said slowly, her eyes narrowing. "Why are you so interested in their reproductive timeline anyway?"
Cassius blinked innocently. "What do you mean?"
"Don’t play dumb with me, Cassius!"
Aisha stepped back, her claws extending slightly as she put up a defensive stance.
"Don’t tell me you’re planning to target Auntie Olga!"
She was practically hissing now, her tail bristling with fury.
"I swear, Cassius, I’m your woman and I’ll support you through anything. But THIS—this I can’t allow!"
"Auntie Olga and Uncle Theo have treated me like family my whole life!"
"I won’t let you wreck their marriage just because you have a thing for fluffy, motherly types."
Cassius looked genuinely offended.
"You really think I’d do that? That I’d go around stealing other men’s wives?"
Aisha snorted. "Of course I do! Do you not know the rumors about yourself?"
Cassius’s expression turned awkward.
He was well aware of his reputation, the notorious womanizer who stole wives and broke hearts wherever he went.
"Rumors aside." Aisha continued. "I also know how you can’t handle yourself around beautiful women."
"And Auntie Olga is absolutely gorgeous! Even I sometimes feel mesmerized by her. There’s no way you wouldn’t want her too!"
She looked ready to fight for her adopted mother’s honor.
But Cassius just held up his hands placatingly and calmly said,
"I can assure you, I have absolutely no intentions with my mother-in-law."
Aisha blinked, surprised by the sincerity in his voice.
"Of course." Cassius continued with a shrug. "If Olga was a single woman, I’d probably go after her."
"She’s beautiful, she’s kind, she has that wonderful motherly warmth—what man wouldn’t want that?"
Aisha clicked her tongue in annoyance.
"But." Cassius said, his tone turning serious. "She’s not single. She’s a happily married woman with a husband who loves her, children who adore her, and a family that’s stronger than steel."
"And she’s my mother-in-law. I would never break up a relationship as harmonious as theirs just for my own selfish whims."
He shook his head firmly. "Not to mention, if I were to do something like that, it would cause chaos in the entire family. It would break Skadi’s poor heart—and I would never, ever do that to her."
He looked at Aisha with complete genuineness.
"I might have a reputation as a womanizer, but I’m not a homewrecker. I don’t break up happy couples just for fun."
"Now, if a wife was being abused or mistreated—"
He slyly chuckled.
"I’d happily steal her away! But a happy family? No. That’s not me."
Aisha stared at him for a long moment, her expression shifting from suspicion to surprise to something like guilt.
"Cassius..." She started, her voice soft. "I...I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have accused you like that."
But Cassius’s expression had changed dramatically.
His eyes were suddenly glassy, his lower lip trembling. He clutched his chest like he’d been mortally wounded.
"Still, how could you, Aisha?" He said, his voice full of hurt. "How could you?"
"I—what?"
"You’re supposed to be my wife." Cassius continued in a pitiful tone. "My little kitten. The one who trusts me the most. And yet here you are—"
He gestured dramatically.
"—believing all those vile rumors that the rest of the world spreads about me!"
Aisha panicked. "No, Cassius, I—I didn’t mean to—"
He ignored her protests, pressing forward with his theatrics.
"I don’t care about the rest of the world. They can call me whatever they want. But YOU—"
He looked at her with the biggest, most betrayed expression he could muster.
"I can’t believe YOU would think I’m the kind of depraved man who would go after his own mother-in-law!"
He even let a single tear roll down his cheek.
Aisha’s heart absolutely broke.
"Cassius, I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to accuse you of something so terrible! It’s just that—you’re always so perverted—and I thought you would do the same as well—and I—I—"
She was practically in tears now, frantically pulling on his clothes.
"I’ll do anything to make it up to you! Please, please don’t be sad!"
Cassius’s performance instantly vanished, replaced by a grin.
"...Anything?"
Aisha groaned, realizing she’d walked right into his trap. But the guilt was genuine.
"...Anything."
His eyes lit up.
"Then...let’s go on that carousel!"
He pointed to the merry-go-round nearby, where painted horses dipped and rose to cheerful music.
Families with laughing children filled most of the seats.
Aisha blinked. "The...carousel? Okay, sure. I was going to suggest that anyway—"
"And have a round of hot, feisty sex on it." Cassius finished, his voice dropping to a seductive purr.
Aisha’s brain short-circuited. Her face turned the color of a ripe tomato.
"Wha—Cassius! There are children everywhere! And the horses are tiny! How would we even—"
"I’ll sit on the horse first." Cassius explained, as if discussing the weather. "You sit on my lap. With how petite you are, you’ll fit perfectly. I’ll just slip inside you, and with the rocking motion of the carousel..."
He trailed off with a wicked smirk. "No one will suspect a thing."
Aisha was so mortified she thought she might die on the spot.
"Cassius! We can’t do that! We’ll be seen!"
"Don’t worry." Cassius’s voice was soothing, but his eyes were devious. "No one will notice."
"Everyone will be too busy looking at their own children or watching the scenery. We’ll be just another couple enjoying the ride."
Aisha opened her mouth to protest further, but Cassius immediately put on that heartbroken expression again, the one that made her feel like the worst person in the world.
"Fine." She mumbled, defeated. "But if we get caught, I’ll never forgive you!"
Cassius’s face lit up with satisfaction.
"Of course, of course. Now come along, my adorable kitten."
"I can feel my mighty sword already throbbing with anticipation, ready to plunge deep into your tiny sheath."
Aisha smacked his arm. "You’re shameless! Absolutely shameless!"
But despite her protests, she was also excited.
The thought of doing something so scandalous while surrounded by innocent families made her heart race.
Her pussy was already growing wet with anticipation.
So she let Cassius lead her toward the carousel, her heart racing, her body tingling with forbidden excitement.
