Chapter 87: Chapter 77: The Charm of the Elf_2
As he said those words, even Long Yi himself was stunned.
Yet, Yavenny didn’t care. She softly giggled, asked, "What do you think?" and hugged his arm even tighter than before.
Faced with the sudden pressure, Long Yi could only manage a bitter smile in response, "Probably, right?"
While he asked the question, his tone was certainly affirmative. Somehow, Long Yi was already certain in his heart that this teacher Yavenny was definitely not an elf!
Long Yi did not know why he was so sure, it might come from his unlocked Giant heritage, but it didn’t matter. Long Yi chose to trust his intuition. His instincts had never failed him, and he was confident it would not fail him this time.
For some time, Yavenny gazed at Long Yi in silence with a smile in her eyes. Long Yi was so unnerved by her gaze that he grew restless. What if she had seen through his doubts and was planning to silence him?
Long Yi was gauging his situation. The old man with the Dragon Mark was just scared off by Yavenny. Maybe others didn’t notice, but he could sense subtle energy movements in the air.
Suddenly, Yavenny let go of Long Yi’s arm, cupped his face with her hands, brought her face close and planted a kiss on his cheek. Smiling, she stood up and said, "There, that’s your reward."
Long Yi was dumbfounded.
Ai Lin was dumbfounded.
The three people on the opposite side were dumbfounded.
If this was a novel, what type of plot would this be? Long Yi’s daily diary showcasing his love life?
"Brother Long, can you stop? My eyes are almost blinded by your dazzling love display," Wesley mumblingly managed to utter a complete sentence.
"Brother Long, we used to defy you, but now, we admit defeat. Please guide us! We’re still single and virgins!"
The chef and mosquito wailed in unison. It was surprising to see Mosquito, who was usually melancholic, in such a frenzied condition.
"Damn it! I’m also a virgin!"
Long Yi was flipping out.
"Brother Long, don’t act anymore. With your charm, if you just stand on the street, all the female creatures, regardless of age, race or life and death, would certainly kneel to you!"
Wesley chimed in.
"This is outrageous! Wesley! This is pure slander against Brother Long! What do you mean by only female creatures? Brother Long’s prowess cannot be limited! You must know, at night he could charm a hundred women, and can play both dominant and submissive roles, can last long..."
Bang!
Before the chef could finish speaking, his face got smashed onto the table. Long Yi held the chef’s head down, listened to the groaning noises from the plate, while his eyes were glaring dangerously at Wesley and Mosquito.
"Have you done talking?"
"We’re done!"
The two responded in unison, just like school children. They did not dare to continue further. They were well-aware of Long Yi’s violent means; last time Long Yi nearly took Wesley’s life with his Dragon Power while being restrained. It’s not that Wesley was seeking trouble again.
Ai Lin’s face was blushing, not at all because of the risqué jokes. The kiss from Yavenny was all that occupied her mind.
So wild, so thrilling, so embarrassing!
Could I do that too?
Ai Lin gazed at Long Yi who was threatening the three people in front of him with his fists; her heart was racing.
Maybe... she should try?
The thought appeared and hovered in her mind, Ai Lin could only feel her face getting hotter. She should try, right? Brother Long won’t get angry, right? It would be just a peck on the cheek, not a lip kiss. Ah, a lip kiss! How did she think of that! It’s a cheek! Not lips!
Ai Lin’s mind was currently in a whirl, she didn’t even notice that Long Yi had turned to look at her.
"Ai Lin, shall we go?"
Ai Lin’s eyes lost focus, she kept mumbling to herself, "Cheek or lips...cheek or lips..."
Long Yi felt lost. What did Ai Lin mean by those words? He moved his hand in front of Ai Lin’s eyes, startling her, she started flailing her hands as if to cover something.
"What!"
After seeing that it was Long Yi, Ai Lin’s face reddened to her neck. The thoughts she had before projected onto Long Yi caused her embarrassment to peak.
"I said, shall we leave?"
Long Yi asked.
"Oh, let’s go! Yes, let’s go!"
Ai Lin answered in a non sequitur.
"Let’s go."
Long Yi nodded, then reached out to pull Ai Lin up, and Ai Lin elegantly followed behind him.
Wesley watched Long Yi, then glanced at Ai Lin and sighed, "See, at least now I understand why Brother Long is still a virgin."
"Yeah, I get it too."
The chef said this while chewing the food he just rolled up from the plate.
"But don’t expect me to believe you guys are virgins too." Wesley chuckled.
"We really are."
The chef said sincerely.
"Stop bullshitting. At thirteen, you two brothers together, at Mirror Moon Lake, with those famous twin sisters..."
Before Wesley could finish his sentence, the chef and mosquito hurriedly covered his mouth from both sides.
"Brother Wesley, from now on you are our real brother, we’ll pick up the tab today, this thing, can it stay between us?"
The chef asked nervously.
"No one else knows yet."
Wesley said.
"Cough, cough."
The chef looked left and right, took out a green elf membership card from his bosom, and handed it over to Wesley with a broken heart.
"Brother... um, Brother Wesley, let’s forget about this after today, okay?"
The chef was even more sincere.
"Don’t worry, we’re brothers."
Wesley happily took the membership card, but the chef still held onto it tightly. Even for a rich man like him, this was not a negligible meal.
Wesley pulled it twice, but the chef still didn’t let go. Finally, he had to pry open the chef’s fingers one by one before he could snatch the card.
He called for a waiter, and the nimble elf took the card. The chef’s gaze followed the card as it left and returned, even his tears glistened as it was returned back to him.
"Method actor, I surrender."
Wesley was speechless.
"Hmph, at least you know what’s going on!"
The chef smiled triumphantly.
"If you were afraid of being blackmailed, why didn’t you just marry them back then?"
Mosquito scornfully asked, clearly uninterested in the chef’s impromptu performance.
"Are you kidding, those two wild girls, were they to be brought home as wives or as mothers?" The chef shouted at Mosquito with wide-open eyes.
"I quite liked the younger one." Mosquito looked up to the sky as if reminiscing.
"Damn, I also liked that younger sister! It’s strange though, how did the younger sister, stronger than the elder one, suddenly become a damsel in your presence?"
The chef ruffled his hair, visibly upset.
"No choice, you don’t understand the charm of me, the older brother."
Mosquito said modestly.
"I’m the older brother!"
The chef exploded in anger too.
"If you let our dad hear you say that, he’d beat your ass into a blooming lotus, believe it or not."
"Pah! I believe it!"
The chef immediately shrunk back.
