"But I want to eat... Anyway, we are in the Immortal Realm, how can we get sick, and get infected by bacteria? "
"But... No, but... You can eat dirt? "
"Look at how good their business is, there are so many people queuing up to buy food! I don't mind being dirty, do I? "
"If you can eat it, then eat it."
"Did you bring the money?"
"I brought it ?"
"Let's go, we're going to eat smelly tofu."
"Remember to stay away from me after you finish eating!"
"Yo ~!" This was what they despised! That stinky tofu was fried for me to eat! How about it, Situ Feng, how does it feel like lifting a rock to smash your own foot?
"I heard ?" Usually, the stinky tofu on a small stall would be the water in the stinky ditch or the stinky tofu. Girl, are you sure you still want to eat more? "
"What the f * ck!" Situ Feng, are you sure that you didn't do it on purpose? "
"?" It was on purpose.
You're only allowed to say that I lifted a rock to smash my own foot, and I'm not allowed to say that?
Chen Qingqing couldn't help but raise the corner of his mouth into a sneer, "I'm going to eat it today."
He then rushed to the stall and started to line up.
Situ Feng didn't know whether to laugh or cry as he followed along.
"Don't be angry... If you want to eat it, then eat it. "
Chen Qingqing ignored him and continued to line up.
Only after five or six minutes did he line up and order a stinky tofu.
Situ Feng paid.
Very quickly, a disposable bowl of stinky tofu appeared in Chen Qingqing's hands.
He sat on a bench in the park and took a bite. His eyes couldn't help but light up.
However, he was not in a hurry to continue eating. Instead, he swept a dangerous glance at Situ Feng with his eyes.
Situ Feng could not help but feel a chill at the bottom of his heart.
'This stinking girl ? ' What the hell are you doing now?
Chen Qingqing suddenly said: "Situ Feng, there's something dirty on your eyelashes."
Then, he reached out his hand to help him get it.
"Close your eyes and blink. I can't get it off."
Situ Feng chose not to think as he closed his eyes.
In the next moment, her lips were sealed.
The stinky tofu filled his mouth.
Situ Feng's heart had definitely collapsed.
He could eat the food he fried and cleaned himself.
However, the roadside stalls... It was one thing for her to eat such smelly tofu of unknown origins, but it was even mandatory ? Do this to him.
After kissing him, Chen Qingqing retreated, and said smilingly: "Hmph, you dare to despise me, I'll smoke you to death."
Situ Feng snatched over the bowl of stinky tofu in her hands with a dark face. He quickly finished it all off while enduring his discomfort.
Chen Qingqing looked at him with a dumbstruck expression, and was unable to say anything for a long while.
Didn't they say that they won't eat it?
To... One round?
Deliberately?
"Puff ?" Chen Qingqing immediately burst out laughing.
"Situ Feng, are you stupid? I won't buy it after you finish eating, right? "
"Not for sale."
Chen Qingqing turned his head and sure enough, the other party had already started to pack up.
I'll go.
"Situ Feng... "Very good, you actually treated me like this!"
"You did."
"I'm a girl!"
"?"
"Humph..." "I've been eating Ma La Pian, the Ma La Pao has yet to close its stall ~ ~!"
Situ Feng frowned: "Rumor has it that the spicy hot soup is ? I haven't changed it in a year or two. "
"..." I insist on eating it! "
"Then eat ?" It's said that many customers who haven't finished their food have been sent back to continue selling. "
"Situ Feng!" Chen Qingqing was immediately enraged.
"Good girl ?" "If you like it, then eat it. I'll go to the supermarket to buy ingredients. I'll cook for you when I get back."
"I want to eat at the roadside stall!"
Situ Feng said helplessly: "Then ? I'm going to buy a small cart tomorrow and set up a stall here? "
All of Chen Qingqing's grievances immediately disappeared without a trace.
"Situ Feng, did you come out to laugh to my death today?"
"You're happy ? "Good."
"Then... Have you thought about your future path of life? "
"I'll set up a stall for you ~!"
"Hahaha ?" Fine, I can still be the Lady Boss! "Then it's decided!"
"But ?"
"What?"
"There are already stinky tofu and spicy hot spicy dishes here. If I put them on again, I'll rob other people of their business."
"Then you can sell something else! I've seen it before... The roadside stalls sell fried potatoes, the sesame seed cakes, and the roasted sweet potatoes. "
Situ Feng laughed at her. "Then ? "My future wife, do you want your future husband to come from a bakery family or do you want to sell fried dough and roasted sweet potatoes?"
"Hahahaha ?" It's all very low class, but if it were you, you wouldn't have to worry about bad business. Just based on your face, I feel ? Before long, you will be able to become a Internet Celebrity. Those who eat scones do not do it for the scones. They do it for the scones' face. Hahahaha. "
The corner of Situ Feng's mouth twitched.
"Little girl, enough."
"What's enough?"
"You've finished laughing today. If you continue laughing like this, you will get mad ?"
"I can't hold it in!"
Situ Feng said with a smile that was not a smile: "I feel that coming to the mortal world this time is the right decision."
"Hahahaha ?" "I don't know if it's right or wrong. Anyway, I'm very happy. Suddenly, I'm filled with anticipation towards these three years. There are a lot of things that I want to do."
"Hmm? "Tell me, what is it?"
The two chatted as they walked back to the apartment.
Chen Qingqing stopped laughing: "First thing, I will buy a tricycle for you tomorrow and we will set up shop tonight ~! You can order what you want to sell. "
"Will you come?"
"I do ~!"
"Then let's sell fried dough ?" I'll make sure it's clean and make the best taste for you. "
"Do you want me to thank you?"
"Thank me? A single sentence? "
"Then what else do you want to do!?"
"I washed it clean tonight ?" In the afternoon I went out and bought you a silk nightgown. "
"?" The heck!
What a pervert!
Don't we have a need to pursue life?
[You think about all these, and you think about all this when you're down here. You don't have anyone else!]
But in Situ Feng's world... It's just you.
"What is it? "Don't you like it?"
"Of course! In the mortal world, we've been married before. You're my husband, so what's wrong with you? We've never done anything before!"
"Good girl, I knew you would be the one to let it go."
"Situ Feng, stop instigating me, if you don't come, then it's too ~!"
"Don't worry."
I just don't feel f * cking reassured!
After returning home, Situ Feng straightforwardly put away the bath water.
After Chen Qingqing ran for a bath, he wrapped himself in a bath towel and returned to his room.
She wore a short, champagne colored dress with a shawl over it.
The so-called silk, if not for the one wrapped around it, would have already become translucent.
Indeed, Situ Feng was a pervert.
The reason he came to the mortal world to experience life was actually to experience these things, right?
And it was indeed true, there were indeed more tricks to the mortal world than Heavenly Realm.
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