Chapter 1608 God's Chef
Zombie granny and mutated husband…
This was a one-step TV drama that was serialized every day by Empire's Nandu TV Station. It was indeed very popular at the moment.
The male lead was called Guan Xiaosheng. He was a Four Soul Sword Cultivator and was very handsome.
The reason why Qin An knew about this TV was because he had accompanied Haitang to watch a few episodes at home and was not interested in the plot of Guan Xiaosheng and Dog Blood. The reason why Qin An had also watched a few episodes was because that female pig's feet had a good figure.
Sure enough, after listening to Ai Yu's words, Haitang regretted it and communicated the plot with Ai Yu for a while before sending her away.
When there were only two people left in the room, Haitang threw herself into Qin An's arms and smiled,
"Darling, I like Sister Ai Yu and his two sons!"
"Even a fool can tell, but this woman is a little strange. I can't see through her."
As Qin An spoke, he activated the Sound Barrier, making it impossible for the people outside to hear his husband and wife's conversation. At the same time, he turned on his super hearing and paid attention to the mother and son.
"Ah, I really want to learn how to cook with her. Sister Ai Yu must be as capable as her husband. I wanted to buy some seasoning from her before, but I thought about how a woman like her cares about money, so I didn't say anything. "Darling, I want to get along well with Big Sister Ai Yu if I have the chance in the future. I believe that she will naturally give me some seasonings for cooking when we are in deep love!"
"The food she cooks is definitely not that simple. You probably won't be able to make her taste even if she gives you the seasoning."
The two of them chatted with each other for a while, and then went to the pastoral village for a long stroll.
Actually, Ai Yu's food didn't need to be digested at all. Both of them were full, but they didn't feel like they were swollen at all.
After a while, it was getting late. They finally went to bed and hugged each other as usual.
Haitang might be tired from going out. Although she had slept before, she was still fast asleep now, but Qin An couldn't sleep. Adepts didn't need to sleep too much. Now that he was trying to figure out Ai Yu's identity, he naturally didn't feel sleepy.
Seeing that Haitang had fallen asleep, Qin An teleported away and arrived at the river bridge in the blink of an eye.
Ai Yu was currently sitting at the bridge fishing, and she had been keeping the fish by her side for several days.
"Sister-in-law, are you really leisurely? You're actually fishing in this dark night?"
'"The children are asleep, but I can't sleep, so I prepared some ingredients. You are the one who has the leisure. You don't sleep with your wife in the room, but instead come out to see me fishing? And you have such a powerful ability! Are you teleporting through space?"
"Stop messing around. You and I can't see through each other, so why are you still hiding it? Are you not a member of the Jin Gang clan?"
"Yes, but my former husband is. That's why I've been living with the Jin Gang Clansmen all these years. I heard from your wife that your name is Qin An?"
"How is it?"
"This name is pretty rampant now."
Qin An was speechless. Actually, Guo Sihai's name was even more rampant. With this fashion, people would name their children like some celebrities. This could be considered a form of worship.
"Tell me about your abilities."
Qin An was very curious about Ai Yu's ability to eat.
"Sure, but what do you want to trade with me for? I mean, I'll tell you my abilities. What about you? What do you want to tell me?"
"That depends on what you want to ask." ,
"Who are you?"
Ai Yu, who was originally sitting quietly looking at the fishing rod, suddenly turned her head and looked at Qin An with bright eyes without blinking.
"What?"
Qin An did not understand what Ai Yu was asking.
"You don't belong to any race, and you don't seem to be from Earth. Then what exactly are you?"
Qin An was shocked. He didn't expect that although Ai Yu didn't see through him, she could tell that he was different from the others.
This is really a strange woman. In the apocalypse, she really hid a dragon and crouched a tiger.
"That's what you want to ask."
"En!"
Qin An hesitated for a moment and said,
'"I'm a soul. I moved to this body a year ago. That's the only year I remember, so I don't know what I am! This is my secret, and you are the first to know it. How about it, are you satisfied with the answer?"
Ai Yu looked at Qin An's eyes and sighed after a long time.
"Your answer is very shameless. Are you trying to tell me that you don't know what you are?"
"Haha, not bad!"
"Ah, I believe you're not lying to me, but I'm at a disadvantage."
"Sister-in-law, don't put on a charming look of reproach. I've already answered your question. Now it's your turn."
Ai Yu nodded and pondered for a moment before saying,
"I have four abilities, delicacies, drunken peaches, orchid fire, guests turn around.
The delicacies are the foods I cook after activating my ability. These foods can prolong one Earth year at a time, and you can live forever if you eat them all the time. Of course, this is just one of its effects. After eating the food I made with my ability, the eaters will be unable to kill me. No one will be able to resist the attacks of this cursed energy. Moreover, I can also unleash a stronger curse on those who have eaten my food. For example, it can make them addicted to my food. They must eat it a second time after eating it. Otherwise, they will not be able to endure it. Those who eat it lightly will lose their lifespan, and those who eat it seriously may go crazy or starve to death. Don't worry, because the food you're eating isn't made by me with my special ability, so you won't have the power of this curse. And even if you eat it, as long as I don't activate the blessing curse effect, you'll be safe and sound.
The Drunken Peach is my ability to gather ingredients. Any ingredients that pass through my hands will become different from others. I can turn dead wood into fresh meat, I can turn stones into fresh vegetables. This is actually my only active attack ability, because I can also turn my enemies into vegetables. However, I have never done this before. Thinking about it is scary. Qin An, do you want me to turn you into a cabbage? Haha, I wonder if my ability will work on you. Of course, some of the weaker ones can't be restored after being changed by me, and some of the stronger ones can be restored to their original form within a certain period of time after being changed by me.
You Lan Fire is a kind of flame that I use to cook food. This kind of flame can burn on my palm. As long as I put the food on it, the food can be changed into the finished product I need in an instant. There is everything I need to fry, cook, and fry. As for the food cooked with You Lan Fire, I call it You Lan Fire Food. This ability was actually somewhat complicated, because there were many types of orchid fire food. Some could be poisons, some could be great tonic medicines, some could change one's appearance after eating, and some could grow wings and fly into the sky after eating! All kinds of food. It's a pity that I can't eat this food myself. I can only give it to others. Therefore, to me, this ability that should be extremely abnormal is a chicken rib. What I have accumulated is that the ability to increase after being blessed by the Netherworld Fire Food is limited in time. Even those who are poisoned to death will only die temporarily. I have to kill him once.
Customers are my ultimate ability. Anyone who has eaten my food, I can summon them for my own use and help me continue fighting for a period of time. Of course, the summoned object wasn't actually him. It was just a puppet like him. This puppet possessed 100% of the original body's combat strength and also had its own combat intelligence. However, it didn't have any intelligence.
That's why I'm actually a sword xiuzhe. My divine sword is called Chef Niang, and I don't have any fame in the Sword Spirit Star. In principle, I'm just a cook, that's all. "
Hearing Ai Yu's narrative, Qin An was stunned. He didn't expect that she was actually a Four Soul Sword Cultivator who used food as her ability?
Something's wrong!
If it was a Four Soul Sword Cultivator, how could he not be able to read her mind?
Could it be…
"Are you the Sword God?"
The expression on Qin An's face became extremely strange as he looked straight at Ai Yu.
"Sigh, I'm in a good mood today. I accidentally told you all the secrets."
'"So you're the cook of the Sword God? A Sword God that doesn't belong to the Forty-Nine Sword Gods? Did you become a God only after you arrived on Earth? No, you shouldn't be an ordinary Sword God. Otherwise, how could I not be able to use Mind Reading on you? Could it be that you are the God who condensed the Sword Spirit together with the Nine Great Master Gods?"
A smile appeared on Ai Yu's face. She looked at Qin An and said softly,
"Alright, Qin An, you already know too much, in Earth language, this kind of person is going to be killed to silence. I don't want to worry about my ability anymore. Tomorrow morning, you can leave with your wife. We won't have anything to do with each other ever again. "For many years, I was just a nameless little chef, and it will be the same in the future. Don't provoke me if you don't have anything to do. Although I only know how to cook, I'm not easy to provoke."
As she spoke, Ai Yu stood up and ignored the fishing rod that was fixed at the end of the bridge. She twisted her plump and sexy buttocks and walked home with a few small fish in her hands.
Qin An was very interested in this chef. How could he let her leave so easily?
As a result, he activated his teleportation ability and flashed, blocking Ai Yu's path.
"Sister-in-law, why are you in such a hurry to leave? Let's talk again."
As Qin An finished speaking, he suddenly felt that his body was surrounded by a powerful energy. In the next moment, he was no longer able to move. Almost a few seconds later, he actually lost his limbs and fell to the ground.
"I told you not to provoke me, so I can only make you grow cabbage! Qin An, I think you should be able to recover soon with your strength, right? Go to bed early, good night, my big brother cabbage!"
What?
Qin An had never been so frightened in the past year.
He quickly released his spiritual energy from his body and looked at himself.
Holy sh*t!
It was so fucking dramatic that it turned into a 1.8-meter-long cabbage!
Qin An guessed that Ai Yu might be very strong, but he didn't expect that she would be so strong that even he couldn't resist her curse ability? This was a bit abnormal! Originally, she thought that she was just a sister-in-law from a village, but unexpectedly, she was a rare expert in the entire empire! Whoever could resist this f*cking thing would be turned into food ingredients if he didn't agree with a single word!
Ai Yu seemed to be very happy as she laughed and quickly ran home.
Qin An returned to her original body after she entered the house, and the curse power was ineffective.
At this moment, sweat was spilling out of Qin An's forehead. This was entirely because he had turned into a cabbage. Although it might only take him 20 seconds, his offensive and defensive abilities had decreased significantly during this period of time. Although some abilities could still be used, the effects of his abilities had also decreased exponentially.
Ai Yu's ability was considered a weak ability. It was a curse attribute. It was the only expert Qin An had ever seen in his life. It even surpassed the multi-body creature Huai Gu.
In other words, this Sword God Chef was most likely a monster at the same realm as Emperor, True Fire, and Tian Ge. She should be much more powerful than the other six Master Gods!
Although Qin An no longer had any memories, he knew that Qin An had had contact with martial puppets, Yao Tian, and magic curses in his previous life.
These Master Gods were indeed very powerful, but they didn't seem to be as powerful as they had imagined.
At this moment, Chef Mother Sword God had definitely subverted Qin An's imagination.
After stopping by the river for a long time, he opened his clairvoyant eyes and looked at the woman in the room.
Ai Yu seemed to be able to feel Qin An's gaze. She tidied up her clothes and went to the bathroom. Then, she stood in front of the dressing table in the bathroom and looked at Qin An from afar.
'"Hey, I'm going to take a shower. Do you still want to see it?" As the saying goes, there are many things wrong in front of widows. I think I'm very obedient to women. You can't be so vulgar, right? Did I lure wolves into the house? "
Qin An awkwardly stopped looking at her.
This damned woman really liked to use the common saying of the earth. Moreover, she was obviously very smart. When she spoke to Haitang, she was as indifferent as a housewife. Although she spoke to herself on the surface, she was always full of hidden mockery. This was obviously because she discovered that she was different from the others.
Ah, forget it. Since she wants to live in seclusion here, why must she provoke her?
Qin An felt that it was better to stay away from a ruthless woman who could turn herself into a cabbage at any time.
Returning to his room, Qin An couldn't sleep. He had experienced a lot today and had accepted two newly promoted Sword Gods as his subordinates. He really didn't expect that he would encounter another Master God-level cook now. It was even possible that she was a legendary Slaughter God-level existence like Emperor, True Fire, and Tian Ge.
Ah… Life is full of surprises.
Time inadvertently flowed slowly. Qin An finally fell asleep and entered a dream.
It was windy outside, and the sky was getting darker and darker, and the stars were getting fewer and fewer. After dark clouds covered the sky, the world turned completely dark.
After an unknown amount of time, a bolt of thunder shook the earth, and lightning pierced through the sky with the sound of thunder.
Qin An was woken up by the thunder and found that his body was rolling back and forth in his arms, as if he wanted to find a comfortable position.
Qin An naturally cooperated in every way, and Haitang finally stopped moving and continued to sleep peacefully.
After the wind, lightning, and lightning bolts, heavy rain poured down, concealing the tranquility of the night.
Qin An's mind moved slightly, closing the open window to prevent the rain from shooting in obliquely.
Eh?
Five kilometers away, eleven fast-moving night pedestrians attracted Qin An's attention.
A few seconds later, they rushed to Taoyuan Village and knocked on the door of Ai Yu's house.
What a fast speed!
What were the identities of these people? Imperial Adepts?
Qin An knew that if he used Mind Reading, he would definitely be discovered.
Since he had already knocked on the door of the Ai Yu Clan, he would first wait and see what would happen.
"Ah, what a nuisance. Why is it raining so heavily all of a sudden? Look, I'm soaked!"
As a delicate red-clothed woman spoke, her hands stroked her sexy body. Her posture could drive all men crazy.
"Hu Chenghua, put away your affectation, this poor monk is looking at you!"
The big monk's voice was very cold. His eyes were as big as an ox, his body was strong, and his muscles were violently twisted. He looked like a destructive individual.
"Haha, Master Huiqing, don't be so serious. Empress Dowager Spirit's temperament is real. She is originally the desire of the heavens. Female, how can you make her be so serious!"
The man who spoke was also a big man. His muscles were twisted to the same extent as Hui Qing's. His eyes fell on the red-clothed woman, Hu Chenghua. His eyes were full of color.
"Hu Chenghua, Hui Qing, Shi Hu, Yang Guang, Di Qing, Yang Youji, Zhu Hai, Li Siye, Gongsun Lan, Shi Bi, the ten of you have been making so much noise all this way that I can't bear it. Can you keep quiet? Gongsun Lan, keep knocking on the door. We're here to shelter from the rain. We're really tired of walking."
After the man finished speaking, everyone stopped talking. After that, Gongsun Lan continued to call the door. The other woman in the team, Hu Chenghua, was courageous and whispered, "Boss, if you say it's quiet, we'll be quiet. No one wants to quarrel."
The man called Boss looked very young, handsome, steady and serene.
He ignored Hu Chenghua and closed his eyes to rest in the heavy rain.
Actually, the eleven people's bodies emitted a translucent black light. This light isolated the rain, preventing them from being drenched by the rain. This also proved that they were all Adepts.
Qin An frowned and thought about the ten names that the boss had called out. These were all historical celebrities. Was it a coincidence or was there another mystery?
At this time, the door was opened from the inside. Ai Yu looked at the group of eleven and whispered,
"Everyone, why are you knocking on my door so late?"
Amongst the eleven, Shi Hu and Yang Guang saw Ai Yu's appearance and immediately opened their eyes wide. Obviously, they were very interested.
Or Gongsun Lan took a step forward and smiled, "Hello, we are travelers passing by. Unfortunately, we encountered this night rain, so would you like to borrow your house to avoid the rain?"
"Didn't your halos already block the rain? If you're not afraid of getting wet, then why are you here to avoid the rain? You woke her up in the middle of the night. I really don't like you guys for doing such rude things!"
Qin An was secretly speechless. It seemed that he and Haitang were not bad. Ai Yu's attitude towards the eleven people outside was completely different from her husband and wife.
Sure enough, the eleven people's faces darkened except for their big brothers.
Hu Chenghua, who was also a woman, said coldly, "You mean you won't let us in?"
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