Chapter 1429 Men Who Can Cook Are the Most Handsome
"What should we do?"
"Use a knife to knock the fish unconscious first, then cut off the fish head. Don't use too much force, as long as …"
"Pa!"
Ling Hua's saber landed and smashed the fish head into pieces. The minced meat and bone fragments flew up and crushed Qin An and Ling Hua's bodies.
The two of them were stunned. Ten seconds later, Qin An rushed forward and snatched the knife from Ling Hua's hand. Then, he used his fingers to attack Ling Hua's forehead.
"Are you stupid? Didn't I tell you not to slap too hard? The fish was shattered by you. What am I going to use to chop the pepper fish head? Do you think you're stupid?"
Ling Hua widened her eyes and was pushed her head by Qin An's fingers, as if she was a mistaken daughter-in-law.
Heavens, is Qin An crazy? He actually dared to poke a female Sword God's head with his finger? Want to die?
"Stare? Why are you staring at me after doing something wrong?"
Qin An used his hand to pinch Ling Hua's face and pinched it hard. Then, he pulled the meat on Ling Hua's face and shook her head.
Ling Hua's eyes widened, her complexion flushed red, and her mouth slightly opened. Qin An saw the sexy pink tongue in Ling Hua's mouth and was stunned for a moment before realizing that her actions seemed to be inappropriate.
Embarrassed, Qin An let go of Ling Hua and began to laugh loudly while covering his stomach.
Ling Hua stared at Qin An for a long time, then looked at the corpse on the board, and finally smiled.
"You, why did you do anything to me? I broke the fish to accompany you. There are a lot of fish in our palace. We have a big pond!"
Ling Hua's tone was a little strange. She actually felt that she should be angry with Qin An. After all, no one had ever pinched her face or poked her in the forehead since she was young.
When Ling Hua felt that this should be an intimate gesture, she actually couldn't get angry.
"Alright, then go ask Huan'er to bring a fish. I'll make some other dishes first!"
As Qin An spoke, he turned around to ignite the fire and put oil into the pot.
The first dish he cooked was shredded potatoes. This was his favorite dish with Weng Lan. However, every time Weng Lan cooked this dish, she always burned the shredded potatoes. Qin An admired it and had to eat the burnt shredded potatoes at the same time.
"Isn't this a dirt ball? We occasionally eat this kind of cooking. If we use it to make soup, the soup will become sticky and delicious."
"That's because it contains a lot of starch. Before the apocalypse, in my country, many women didn't like to eat this kind of thing in order to lose weight. It's precisely because they contain starch. But after the apocalypse, how many women paid their precious bodies to be able to eat a mouthful of raw potatoes? Sigh, it's just food. Why take it seriously?" It's good to cherish them sometimes. When they're scarce, they won't be able to be human anymore. "
"Doomsday?"
"Hmm, you don't know? It seems like you've never communicated with your so-called Earth natives."
"No…"
"Well, now that my hands are busy and my mouth is free, I'll tell you the story of the earth. People who used to live on this planet were very innocent. All races had no abilities. Although there was also racial discrimination, killing people casually was not allowed. Living in such a world was neither good nor bad. People could survive. Thirty-three years ago, the Forty-Nine Sword Gods arrived… "
"Forty-nine Sword Gods? They have disappeared from the Sword Spirit Star for many years."
"Yes, that's because your spacetime is not in the same time orbit as the spacetime where Earth is. In short, Earth entered the apocalypse because of their arrival. The mutated sword spirit gas is called T virus. It has made many humans on Earth become undying creatures. We call it zombies. These zombies don't have spirituality, There was only an endless appetite, They feed on us humans, We hid in fear of being eaten, So far, there has been no escape from this crisis-ridden world, With the arrival of all races of your Sword Spirit Star, to make our world more chaotic, because of different beliefs, with different abilities, We can't get along, Actually, whether it's you or me, We were originally innocent and kind people, But there's always friction because you can't fuse, "What followed was violence, bloodshed, massacres, wars, and the continued displacement of innocent people, abandoning humanity for the sake of survival. Without humanity, they became monsters that were even more terrifying than those walking corpses, and then let the world continue to be filled with violence, bloodshed, massacres, wars, and so on, as if there would never be a tomorrow."
Qin An's narration was very plain. Ling Hua felt depressed when she heard it. She could feel Qin An's hidden emotions and knew that he was not happy when he said these things.
Do you really have a connection? Ling Hua was very curious. She actually knew what Qin An was thinking.
"Open your mouth!" Qin Anjian picked up a chopstick and sent it to Ling Hua's mouth.
"Ah?" Ling Hua was slightly stunned.
"Ah, what? Try it."
"Oh." Ling Hua had never experienced such an experience before, yet she actually wanted to taste the dishes in the prescription?
Opening her small mouth, Ling Hua blushed. She knew her current situation, and her navel seemed to have turned red.
She put a small mouthful of vegetables from Qin An into her mouth to chew. She chewed on Linghua and grew her eyes. Then, she looked at Qin An and nodded fiercely.
"Is it delicious?"
"Mm, delicious! How could it be so delicious? Is this really a dirt ball?"
"Potatoes, we earth people call this thing potatoes!"
"Alright, why are there such delicious potatoes?"
"Look at this. This master personally cooks. How can it not be delicious? Go, bring it out and put it on the table. When we have finished preparing all the dishes, call your maids to eat together."
Princess Linghua put the shredded potatoes in her hands after seeing Qin An's words, and then went back to work.
After a moment of daze, Princess Linghua stuck out her tongue and walked out of the kitchen. She went to the living room and put the plate of shredded potatoes on the table.
"Ah! Miss, we are looking for you and Lord Qin An. Where did you go?"
Zeng Huan's three little girls were originally standing in the corner of the living room discussing Qin An's good performance today. Seeing her own princess personally carrying a plate of dishes, they immediately made a difference in order to go up.
"Oh, I'm in the kitchen. I'm watching Qin An cook. Zhen Qing, go to the harem and get a few big Green Bone Fish. En, let the chef over there bring them over after killing them. Remember to keep your head and make the bean fish head!"
"Yes, Princess!" Zhen Qing hurriedly ran away.
Huan'er listened to Ling Hua's words but raised her leg to go to the kitchen.
"This Qin An is too outrageous. How can I ask the princess to help him carry the dishes? I'll teach him a lesson."
"Come back!"
Ling Hua stopped Huan'er and pouted, "After the Heart Warming Pavilion moved over, it was reassembled. I feel that there is a lot of dust. You guys personally brought the palace people to the various rooms to clean up. Don't come to the kitchen living room on the top floor without my instructions!"
As she spoke, Ling Hua took four steps and left in a bustling manner. She didn't want the girls to disturb her current good mood and ruin the beautiful atmosphere that she had never experienced before.
As soon as he entered the kitchen, Qin An walked over with a plate of dishes.
'"Gong Bao Chicken Ding, this material was prepared in my hometown and put into my storage space. The chicken is definitely a green, pollution-free, stupid chicken. It tastes good. I'll give you a taste."
Qin An picked up a muscle and put it into Ling Hua's mouth.
Ling Hua's eyes lit up again and again as she nodded her head.
Slippery but not greasy, pure and strong taste, really delicious ah!
"Alright, bring it out! This is a normal meal. I'll give you some special skills later!"
Qin An seemed to be addicted to cooking, so he rolled up his sleeves and went back to cook.
Ling Hua ran back to the living room and ate a few pieces of chicken on the way. Then, she sighed sincerely in her heart, "It's so fucking delicious!"
…
Blood!
A room of about a hundred square meters was covered in blood.
The ground, the walls, and the ceiling were covered in blood!
In the middle of the room, Sword God Yin Yao stood with her hands behind her back, her eyes tightly closed, her face pale.
Suddenly, a huge fist grew from the ceiling and struck at Yin Yao.
Yin Yao raised her hand and asked the sky. The duel space opened, and Yin Yao brought in her huge fist. Afterwards, Yin Yao summoned her 600 avatars and attacked the giant fist from different angles.
In a single round, the fist was shattered into pieces and immediately exploded into countless blood.
Most of Yin Yao's avatars were corroded to death by the blood. Her body quickly left the duel space, avoiding the corrosive blood spattering attacks. She returned to the room filled with blood and continued to stand with her hands behind her back.
In the past few days, Yin Yao had killed hundreds of monsters that could explode with blood. She was already a little tired, but she still couldn't find a way to escape.
Damn magical beast!
Yin Yao cursed in her heart, then sighed.
This space made her very conflicted. It was as if the attacks were uninterrupted, but she could not endure it all the time.
At this moment, a girl suddenly appeared. It was actually Qin Wenxin, who had yet to grow up.
"Mom!"
"Ninth sister?"
Yin Yao suddenly took two steps forward and then stopped.
"Fake, you're fake!"
Mom, I think I should be fake. I don't know why I'm here! But I know a lot of things in my heart. Kill me now, or else I'll explode with blood. The energy of the explosion will spread throughout the entire space. You can only avoid danger if you kill me! Hurry up, Mom, kill me!
Yin Yao was slightly stunned and stood there without moving.
The only source of her human nature was Little Ninth Sister. Looking at the girl in front of her who had a vivid expression of worry for her, Yin Yao hesitated for a long time and was unable to make a move.
"Mom! Hurry up, there's no time left. I'll self-destruct immediately. Killing me is the way out. This is the choice the Misty Tree Clansmen gave you. If you choose to be Yan Liuxiang, you will definitely not hold back against my subordinates. If you choose to be Yin Yao … then you might not be able to do anything! Please, mother, kill me, I don't want to kill you!"
Yin Yao was a little shocked. What a smart dummy, she actually spoke to her heart.
Facing such a girl who seemed to really exist, Yin Yao could not help but hesitate.
Just as she was at her most helpless moment, the figure of a man suddenly appeared in her heart. It was Qin An!
Yes, the person who pulled her off the altar of the Sword God was definitely not only Little Ninth Sister, but also the father of the child, Qin An!
For eight years, Yin Yao had been living with Qin An. She did not communicate much, but she met him every day.
Slowly, he understood this man.
He was different from most of the male creatures on the Sword Spirit Star. He clearly had the ability to dominate the world, but what he was thinking was not the title of king, not the title of overthrowing the world, nor the title of eternal life. His ideal was somewhat weak, but also somewhat realistic. What he wanted was to live a good life every day, and what he wanted was to make his family happy.
He had so many women, Yin Yao originally thought that he might not care about some of them, so she ignored them.
Yin Yao had a good relationship with every woman in Heaven's Domain. This was not because there was really something wrong with her orientation. She just wanted to get to know Qin An through these women.
Yin Yao was surprised to discover that every woman had a strong sense of satisfaction. It could be said that she was at peace in her body and mind.
Qin An made a good husband on his own, making every woman who followed him happy. This didn't seem to be anything to be proud of, but for those women, it was undoubtedly the happiest.
Women can live and work in peace, so what do they expect?
It wasn't how outstanding a man was outside, because even if Qin An didn't do anything, he had already gained a lot of recognition.
Therefore, they hoped that Qin An would have more time to accompany them and be more patient to coax them to be happy. It was not easy for Qin An to sit at this point under such circumstances.
For this reason, Qin An hadn't had too much contact with any woman in eight years. Tang Yu, Weng Die, the Five Little Beauties, herself, Ba Tian's daughter, Qin An's godsister, and many other women would be able to circle around Qin An. Qin An gave people the feeling that he was a warm and harmless uncle.
Actually, he could be more aggressive. As long as he took the initiative in the process of coming into contact with these people, there would definitely be more people throwing themselves at him.
But he strictly obeyed his own rules, That is, no, then there's one more person in the palace, He regarded his feelings for many wives as a duty, For this responsibility, he didn't hesitate to give up more beauties. Although he wasn't a person who gave up a forest for a tree, when he chose a few trees to live in the forest, he didn't look at the other trees within the range of the trees anymore. He just cared about the tenderness around him every day.
Slowly, a smile appeared on Yin Yao's face.
She seemed to have finally found the reason why she felt that she was living a satisfactory life now. It was all because Qin An was by her side!
Qin An was as important as Ninth Sister because she was willing to stop being a Sword God and instead become an ordinary Earth woman's motivation!
Therefore, she had to go out! He had to leave this space and finally return to Qin An's side!
Even if he was still accompanying Qin An quietly, he believed that staying by Qin An's side for several hundred years would not be boring, right?
Looking at Qin An teasing those women with all his heart, it was actually a pleasure in itself.
Yin Yao felt that she really didn't want much, just that gentle and honest smile, as well as the one he said every morning when they accidentally met: Good morning!
Her mind became more tenacious. Yin Yao closed her eyes, raised her sword, and killed Ninth Sister … The moment the illusory person died, Yin Yao saw through her heart and escaped from the sealed space, entering another spatial world!
It's so lively here. People seem to be celebrating some of these festivals. Everywhere is full of joy.
Yin Yao's entire body suddenly turned bloody, immediately alarming the people beside her and causing her to panic.
Some powerful Adepts pushed the crowd aside and shouted loudly in order to get up.
"I'm a male celebrity. Who are you?"
"Once again, Nan Lie, quickly surrender and follow us to the Prison Division to stand trial!"
Yin Yao narrowed her eyes slightly as she looked at the two men opposite her and the group of people surrounding her.
A trace of blood-colored cold light shot out from his eyes.
After all, she was still a Sword God. In front of Qin An, she could be an ordinary, stupid, ordinary woman. It didn't mean that everyone could shout at her arrogantly after leaving Qin An!
Suddenly, dozens of avatars appeared beside the besiegers. They were all Sword God avatars that had reached the Psionic Body Realm, but their physique abilities far surpassed those of ordinary Adepts.
Dozens of sword lights streaked past, and everyone died. Yin Yaozhi's cold-blooded battle scared everyone. Everyone began to flee for their lives, and the streets were immediately disrupted!
After the death of the male star and the male celebrity, their life and death battle with Xiao Beiyu ended. Yin Yao invisibly gave Xiao Beiyu a small favor.
Whoosh whoosh!
Three figures quickly rushed over from afar and finally surrounded Yin Yao in a triangular manner.
They were the three elders of the Mu Clan, Mu Qi, Mu De, and Mu Fa. The juniors who were originally accompanying the clan looked at the praise on the street and immediately rushed over after discovering the chaos.
Mu Qi was a little older than Mu Tie. He looked like an old man riding a crane in the Immortal Hero World.
Looking at the nearby corpses and the woman standing in the middle covered in blood, Mu Qi hesitated for a moment before saying softly,
'"This …" You just crossed into this space from the outside world? This is the territory of the Azure Sword Clan. We are the three elders of the Mu Clan, the Five Souls Sword Sect. The name of this young elder is Mu Qi. Who do you think you are, my lord? "
Mu Qi was very low-key and cautious, because he could tell that this woman was very strong, so strong that his body couldn't help but tremble.
"Azure Sword Clan? So it's you guys. Go tell Mo Yudongchen that I, Yan Liuxiang, worship him. I met him 7,000 years ago and saved his life once under the attack of a God-ranked Sword Spirit Progenitor Beast. Ask him if he remembers me!"
"Yan Liuxiang? You … are you the Fragrant Shadow Sword God?"
The three Mu Qi brothers were somewhat stunned and couldn't help but take a step back.
Yin Yao's heart skipped a beat. The blood on her body began to fall off. Her skin turned white, and her height increased. In an instant, she changed from Yin Yao's appearance to the real Yan Liuxiang. Her peerless appearance shocked everyone.
Mu Qi had also followed Mo Yudongchen for many years. He knew what Yan Liuxiang looked like and immediately bowed to greet her.
"Ah… So it's really Lord Sword God!"
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