Chapter 638 – Mu-Nyang's Kitty Style
"Nyahahaha, munya! You're welcome, munya!" Mu-Nyang cackled and vanished once more.
Miaomiao, Wei Yuan, and Pan Xiaofan looked at each other in awkwardness. A few seconds later, they laughed.
"We worried for nothing. Sorry, Xiaofan."
"No harm's done, husband. If I were you, I would have done the same."
Pan Xiaofan kissed Miaomiao. She also didn't forget to tease him by sucking his tongue, seducing him.
Miaomiao got turned on. He sent all of his wives to the dantian world, but he tossed Guo Jia and Sima Yi out. Then, he changed his clothes and transformed back into a handsome black-winged angel.
Because of the balanced Yin Yang energy within him, he no longer had a feminine face. He reverted back to his original appearance, which looked exactly like other archangels and Devil in their true form. Though, he retained his black sclera and purple skin due to the negative karma inside him.
While everybody chatted with their friends or explored the new world, Miaomiao sat cross-legged.
He had many things to inspect. But for now, he needed to rest… and give love to all of his wives.
…
Ten years in Miaomiao's dantian universe had passed, but it was only a few hours in reality.
Doing nothing but having sex in the dantian universe bolstered his morale and relieved all of his stress. His wives were also satisfied, and a few system dryads and dwarves got a few rounds with him as well.
Miaomiao wished to do more, but he couldn't afford to. There were many things that he needed to resolve, such as chess pieces, cultivation base stabilization, breaking through to the next realm, mysterious Dao Stones, unknown PACTs, a place to live in this new world, etc.
As soon as Miaomiao moved after being idle for a few hours, he smelt something rotten, and his body was oddly sticky.
He looked at his arms and legs.
His clothes were drenched with black fluid. Some parts of his robes got stuck with his skin as the black sticky substances dried.
Miaomiao clicked his tongue. He discarded his clothes and created sacred water with his Water Element Providence. Then, he took a shower in public.
After cleaning all the grime on his body, Miaomiao looked at the dirty water. He realized what it was.
All of them were physically condensed negative karma. They transformed into black fluid and manifested karma larvae and eggs. However, they failed to infiltrate Miaomiao's physic and were converted into liquid because of the strange force of the Chaos Realm.
In addition, Miaomiao sensed that he had sweated a lot when he meditated. The sweat might have mixed with the larvae fluid and made his clothes sticky and dirty.
Also, there was a matter with Xie Tian's pill. Miaomiao didn't feel anything after he had eaten the pill.
'Was Xie Tian's pill at work?'
Miaomiao tried to sense karma centipedes inside him.
Unfortunately, no parasite was alive. The eggs were also gone as his physique either digested or drove out these creatures while he had been meditating.
Luckily, Miaomiao had moved some centipede queens into his dantian universe. Queen Gu was also there, and she had been managing the centipedes on one of Liu Guang's planets.
Realizing that he could not breed karma centipedes with negative karma's power, Miaomiao remembered something. He tried to sense or feel karma strings in the Chaos Realm.
They existed. However, Miaomiao could no longer touch them as they didn't belong to Heavenly Dao, Great Dao, or something similar.
Secondly, Miaomiao couldn't read karma memory at all!
His expression turned solemn. He started worrying about his future and his safety in the Chaos Realm.
'Is Tlaloc still alive? What if he comes here for revenge? I can't possibly fight a Great Dao Sage or a Chaos Demon God without the power of karma!'
Sensing the emergency, Miaomiao changed his clothes and picked another place nearby to meditate again.
Without the power of karma, the only way to survive here without relying on Mu-Nyang's protection was to get stronger.
And to get stronger, Miaomiao needed to learn about his upgraded system and all the items that Mu-Nyang had given him.
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Miaomiao's Dantian Universe
As soon as Miaomiao returned, he got to work right away. He began inspecting the changes.
After the dantian merge, the universe of Miaomiao expanded once more.
The stellar stars of Samael had no owner. Thus, Miaomiao absorbed them into his own.
Surprisingly, Samael had cultivated many curses, which made Miaomiao's Death Curse a child's play. For example, the Curse of Misfortune could instantly erase all luck from the target. The Curse of Plot Armor Destruction removed Heavenly Fate Crystals, Cores, or Fragments from the victim, but it only worked with protagonists and deities.
Samael's headquarter planet was unique as well. It was a Silver Stellar Sun, made from Chrono Element Providence and Primordial Yang Providence Qi. No living creature lived there as the True Yang Flame devoured everything on the surface of the planet.
Because of this Sun, Yang Qi slowly pushed back Xu Chu's Yin Qi. The temperature of the universe got warmer, and the sinister aura in the void was gone.
However, Samael had too many useless planets and moons, such as Fire Element Planets, which was the basic low-level energy of a mortal realm. After a rough count, there were 1,129 of them!
Miaomiao gathered the yang-based element planets at one corner of the void. Then, he gathered Samael's yin-based planets to another side.
Once everything was sorted, Miaomiao gathered his wives and distributed the yin-based element planets as he didn't need them.
Liu Guang, Kang Yan, Ma Xingjuan, Ju Chen, and Wei Yuan didn't need them. On the other hand, Xu Xiuying, aka White Album, who lacked behind in the terms of cultivation base, took a water element planet to work on her headquarters planet.
Zhao Yun was not used to the universe and life in space yet. She stared at the stars in astonishment.
Miaomiao approached her, "How is your cultivation base?"
Zhao Yun stared blankly at the stars, "I got stuck at the soul physique stage. I haven't even reached the 9th-stage yet even though I trained so hard."
Miaomiao patted her head to console her. But deep down inside, he had a strange feeling.
He was also a mortal. But somehow, he felt that everybody here was too weak.
For a moment there, Miaomiao was disappointed that Zhao Yun, Mao Xueyan, and others had not even condensed a planet or a dantian universe yet.
But when Miaomiao realized what he had thought just now, he inwardly cursed himself.
'I probably set the bar too high. No mortal should have a dantian universe. Well, I need to increase their strength before I make them into sentinels. How about the new dual cultivation technique?'
Miaomiao lecherously grinned, but he remembered something. He took a deep breath and summoned his system partner.
'DION!'
Ding
<Yeah?>
'Oh, I thought you were gone. Are you Pangu?'
<Pangu's will has been eliminated from the system. I'm me, your luck goddess that has been created by your pathetic luck that everybody wants to shove it down the latrine because it's worth less than a secondhand dildo, used by a prostitute that got bitten by an Ebola-infected zombie.>
Miaomiao was taken aback. He paused to process the information for a whole minute.
'… What's with that snarky attitude and sarcastic tone? What happened to you?'
<What happened to me? Nothing much. I just enjoyed watching your porn and digitally fapping to your 1,190,000 sex clips before you interrupted me with your nonsense call, munya.>
Munya?
Ah, figured. This was not Dion.
Miaomiao facepalmed.
'Mu-Nyang? What are you doing with my system? Where's Dion?'
<NYAHAHAHA, busted, I see, munya! I'm reprogramming her at the moment, munya! Anyway, I'll be answering your questions instead of her, munya!>
'Oh, cool. Did you, by chance, pretend to be Dion and insulted me?'
<I have no idea what you're talking about, munya!>
"…"
He definitely did.
<Anyway, I'll teach you how the new dual cultivation works, munya!>
'Don't change the subject, you silly cat!'
Ding
<Mu-Nyang has forcefully given you a dual cultivation tutorial quest.>
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Dual Cultivation System, Mu-Nyang Style, Tutorial Quest (1)
First off, forget what you knew about dual cultivation, munya. This systematic and scientific dual cultivation procedure has been researched, tested, evaluated, proved, retested, retested, retested, and repeatedly tested to the point that I didn't want this research to end, munya! It's too much fun, munya!
Ahem. This method is very simple and easy to use, munya. Here is the step-by-step guide.
One, bite your mate's neck. Preferably, the back of her neck, so your mate can't bite you back, munya.
Two, insert your thing. Make sure to use it to the right hole because the upper hole is dirty, munya!
Three, hump and dump the payload. Unleash everything in your balls and don't stop until no liquid is left inside them, munya!
Four, swag your butt and get the hell outta there before your mate bites you, munya.
Five, wait for her to get pregnant. Don't bite her children like a jerk, munya.
Six, do it again next season.
Seven, ????
Eight, PROFITS, MUNYA!
Easy, right, munya? Now, you get to do it, munya!
What's the benefit of it compared to your old dual cultivation techniques? Learn it with your body, munya!
Quest Objective: Try Mu-Nyang's Dual Cultivation Technique with Mao Xueyan or Mao Dandan.
Quest Reward: None because I have nothing to give you, munya! Earn your food yourself, munya!
Failure Penalty: This quest is impossible to fail unless you're an incompetent virgin, munya!
…
"…"
Miaomiao stared at the quest content and couldn't help but facepalmed.
He had a headache. He wondered if joining Mu-Nyang's faction was the right choice as the cat was too eccentric.
This entire dual cultivation technique was a freaking cat's mating behavior!
Moreover, why Mao Xueyan and Dandan?!
Miaomiao turned to Mao Xueyan, whom he hadn't been paying attention to her as of late. The woman still carried around a plush doll of Miaomiao, which was handmade by her.
When Mao Xueyan's eyes met with Miaomiao's, her expression brightened. She ran toward him and wagged her cat tail.
"How are you doing, Xueyan?" Miaomiao patted her.
Xueyan purred and snuggled with him. She just had sex with him, and she was more energetic than before.
"Are we doing something fun again, Miaomiao?"
Miaomiao had a wry smile on his face. He opened his option menu and allowed Mao Xueyan to see his quests and system menus.
As soon as Mao Xueyan saw Mu-Nyang's quest, she widened her eyes. Then, she turned toward him, gazing at him without hiding her anticipation and excitement.
"I-I'm not in mating season. B-But if you want to test it on me, I don't mind."
"…"
Getting turned on by this cute cat, Miaomiao carried her to an empty house. Then, they turned into cats in heat.
…
After one round of dual cultivation, nothing seemed special, but the rough sex was fun for both of them.
After ten rounds, they weren't tired at all.
After a hundred rounds, they maintained the same position, but they weren't bored.
After a thousand rounds, they forgot everything and indulged in the pleasure.
After ten thousand rounds, they only paid attention to the movements and sensations.
RUMBLE
Both of them didn't notice a thing. However, the dantian universe rapidly changed during intercourse. All residents gazed into the sky as they noticed that Miaomiao's energy had been gathering at one place, and a bubble had been created.
Mao Dandan and others flew toward the bubble to inspect it.
"Hmm?"
"EH?"
"HOW?!"
They noticed the signature aura of someone they knew.
Xu Chu, Diaochan, Chang'e, Eurobeat, and Queen Gu also came to check on the new bubble in the universe as they were in charge of protecting the weaker residents.
As soon as they got closer to the bubble, they all turned their heads toward the house, where Miaomiao and Mao Xueyan were in.
Inside the bubble, there was a fetus of a new soul.
But that soul belonged to Mao Xueyan.
"What are they doing?!"
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