Chapter 633 – Mao Miaomiao VS Heavenly Dao Universe (5)
"!!!"
The crowd was shocked. This was their first time seeing a mortal blowing off a deity's head.
Everybody knew that a deity's body was sturdier than an entire stellar planet. It needed the power of Providence Qi or Domain Law to inflict damages to the gods.
Yet, a mortal had just critically injured Li Xin.
This was unprecedented! Their minds were blown.
Li Xin's body shook for a moment before his head and his belly was reconstructed.
He glared at Miaomiao, "Bitch, you've done it now! I'll cripple you!"
"Later, nerd."
Miaomiao vanished from the spot and reappeared behind the back of Poseidon, who had been fighting against Meng Wu.
Sensing Miaomiao behind him, Poseidon was delighted.
"So, you've decided to come with me?"
Miaomiao tried to make his voice as cutest as possible, "Help me. The Qin Clan has sent men to capture me!"
"Hahaha! The Qin Clan is nothing. I'll kill them all for you!"
Poseidon waved his hand and pulled Miaomiao to his massive shoulder.
Miaomiao sat on the giant's shoulder and watched the carnage from the box seat. He didn't forget to bring out a 3D glass and a bag of popcorn to eat.
As Poseidon was distracted by Miaomiao, Meng Wu, who had also transformed into a star-sized giant, swung a divine-grade maul at Poseidon's stomach.
BOOM
Poseidon took it head-on. Yet, he was unharmed.
Miaomiao checked the system log to see what had protected Poseidon just now.
<Poseidon has activated the Providence Law of True Immortal Sea God. As long as any Olympian acknowledges him as the Supreme God of Olympian Sea, he is invulnerable to all Providence Law Domain's effect, and he is immune to all attacks from other gods.>
'Yikes. Too Op. Much hax!'
Miaomiao's fingers, hands, and back curled. The cringeness of this power was too damn high!
He gazed at Meng Wu, whose tattered armor was falling apart.
It seemed that the legendary general's counterpart couldn't handle a myth-class god.
'Welp, that's GG for you, general. But still, it would have been a shame if I were to stay here idly.'
Miaomiao looked up and gazed at the right ear of Poseidon. He smirked.
'Yes. I would have been a shame if I don't do… that.'
…
After Poseidon got Miaomiao on his shoulder, he burst into laughter and mocked Zeus.
"She's mine, Zeus!"
Zeus turned to Poseidon. Upon seeing Miaomiao on Poseidon's right shoulder, he was enraged, "Give her to me, or else!"
"She's mine, loser. I'll take her directly to my chamber. It's going to be fun tonight! HAHAHAHA!"
"COME BACK HERE!"
As Poseidon was about to flee and retreat to Olympus Mountain Plane, Zeus stopped fighting with Bai Qi and pointed his lightning staff at his brother.
BANG
The god's lightning bolt flashed.
Poseidon extended his hand and grabbed it. His nostril flared and his expression turned dark.
"SCREW YOU, SHAPESHIFTING R*PIST! MY NEW WIFE IS WITH ME! WHAT IF SHE DIES BY YOUR POWER!?"
Like a baseball player, Poseidon threw it back to Zeus.
Zeus grabbed his staff like a baseball bat and swung at the incoming lightning bolt.
BANG
Being hit by the staff of Zeus, the lightning bolt was sent to a warship of the Qin Clan.
BOOM
The warship was shattered and exploded. A thousand immortals on board the ships perished on the spot.
The few seconds that Zeus and Poseidon fought each other, Meng Wu and Bai Qi appeared next to Zeus. They struck his back and chest at the same time.
The maul of Meng Wu slammed on the chest of Zeus. As for Bai Qi, his glaive left a deep wound on Zeus' back.
Still, the deep wound was nothing to a deity. It was instantly healed.
"Try harder, fool!"
Zeus roared and unleashed a shockwave of Olympian Lightning Providence Law. As if he had thrown a supernova bomb, a massive explosion occurred.
At that moment, Poseidon panicked.
"ZEUS, YOU DICKHEAD IDIOT! YOU WILL KILL HER!!"
"Oh, shit."
It was too late for Zeus to pull back his power. The shockwave was already out of his control.
Bai Qi, Meng Wu, and other gods on other battlefields erected barrier arrays to defend against the shockwave right away.
Poseidon reached out to protect the woman on his shoulder.
But suddenly, he heard a click sound by his ear.
The incoming lightning shockwave was the last thing that Poseidon saw before his consciousness turned black forever.
…
Miaomiao pressed his stopwatch before the shockwave could reach him. Also, he jumped into the ear canal of Poseidon and reached the latter's eardrum.
He cut a hole for him to get inside. In a hurry, he kept digging and following the soft part toward Poseidon's brain.
Unfortunately, the brain was not mushy flesh like a human brain. It was a frozen electric field with a bright core at the center.
It was not a normal core. It was a complete Heavenly Fate Core, which was empowered by the power of Poseidon's law.
Miaomiao grinned and grabbed the core with his bare hand. Then, he began absorbing Poseidon's luck and converting the core into his.
"You're dumb, Poseidon. You're invincible to other gods, but I'm a mortal. Your power won't work on me. Also, see you in the next life, nerd."
…
The changes in time flow alarmed pseudo-sages and a time cultivator in the vicinity. Xie Tian, Gaea, Uranus, Jormungandr, Metatron, Eve, and Jade Emperor noticed the anomaly right away.
"This time skill… Mao Miaomiao?!"
Only a certain mortal could pause the entire Heavenly Dao Universe's time flow.
Jormungandr wanted to scream in anger, but he had no word to express his frustration. He turned around and looked at Metatron, who ignored the phenomena and hunted down every dragon and monster girl nearby.
"Metatron, we admit defeat! Spare us! Don't you notice this ability?! It's Mao Miaomiao. Do you realize that Mao Miaomiao is alive?!"
"I do, but…"
Metatron inwardly sneered, "Nobody will notice that if there is nobody to notice."
"BASTARD!"
Countless small rays of light pierced through every dragon, including Jormungandr. The latter roared and mustered his last of power to fight the strongest archangel.
But as Jormungandr struggled to keep up with Metatron's power, the hexagon formation of Metatron's six Providence Laws flashed and negated the power of time other laws, gradually destroying Jormungandr's body.
Realizing that he was not Metatron's opponent, Jormungandr left Lilim and her soldiers behind. He burnt his lifespan to accelerate his flight speed and vanished from the Dark Forbidden Zone.
Metatron snorted as he couldn't catch up with Jormungandr. He turned and faced Lilim's soldiers, who hadn't realized that Heavenly Dao Universe's time was stopped.
The archangel generated a long energy sword and was about to cut them down. But then, he hesitated.
He turned to Poseidon and noticed that Miaomiao had been draining the Olympian God's luck, energy, and lifespan.
"I guess they are more useful alive. Consider yourself lucky, Lilim."
Metatron stopped killing and returned to his fellow colleagues. He erected a new array barrier to protect everyone from Divine Palace and Lilim Army.
Even though Lilim was his enemy, they were friends in the past. They didn't need to murder everybody to the last man.
After all, Devil had just been rescued. He didn't know what Devil and Mu-Nyang had in store for them.
…
Uranus widened his eyes and turned toward Poseidon. He sensed the source of the anomaly inside the latter's head.
"YOU DARE?!"
Realizing that Poseidon was about to perish, he roared and fired an invisible bullet at Poseidon's head.
The head was shattered upon hit!
Miaomiao, who had been draining Poseidon's lifespan, was directly hit by the bullet. It destroyed everything below his chest.
Being used to it, Miaomiao instantly regenerated his lost body parts. He ignored the torn dress and pulled the core with him. He dove down Poseidon's throat and fled toward the latter's stomach.
Uranus kept firing invisible Gatling bullets at Miaomiao.
The left chest, the shoulders, arms, right chest, solar plexus, and ribcages, the wrath bullets kept destroying Poseidon's body parts.
By the time Uranus came back to his senses, he discovered that he was the one who had murdered his descendant, not Miaomiao.
"NOOOOOO!!"
Seeing that Uranus might come after him soon, Miaomiao pressed the stopwatch and resumed the time flow. But he manually circulated Chrono Element Qi to accelerate his reflex and agility.
BOOM
As soon as the time continued to flow, Zeus' power reached Poseidon. It burnt half of the remaining fleshly body of the sea god, but it didn't harm Miaomiao.
Being cleared from danger, Miaomiao rushed out of Poseidon's belly. He carried two shining objects in his hands.
While he was at it, he stored two items that he had robbed from Poseidon's dantian and brain.
Ding
<You have stored Crystalized Dantian of Poseidon in your system inventory.>
<You have stored Perfect Heavenly Fate Core in your system inventory.>
After storing the items, Miaomiao flipped his finger to provoke Uranus.
"HOW DARE YOU!"
Enraged, Uranus pursued!
Miaomiao giggled as he tore his last remaining dress, being naked. Then, he flew toward another army, which had been charging toward the Olympus Mountain Plane.
A million headless monsters galloped in the void as if they were horses. They had a round torso and long four legs. However, a hundred mouths and a dozen eyes on its body looked terrifying and creepy.
They had just suffered an attack from Zeus' thunder shockwave. More than half of them were half-dead even though they were out of range.
The leader of these fiends was a descendent of Hundun, who was another pseudo-sage. This Hundun looked like a stellar star with four massive legs and countless mouths.
His eyes stared straight at Uranus and Miaomiao, who had been coming his way.
"Fresh meat! Fresh woman's meat! Fresh woman's meat with the corpse of a war droid!"
"KILL!"
"R*PE!"
"EAT!"
ROAR
A million fiends screamed. Immortal fiends and fiend deities unleashed their elemental power at once.
As they were the master of twisting laws and nature, some of them comprehended the Chaos Element! The void around them distorted and flickered to the point that they looked like a transparent illusion.
Miaomiao took a deep breath and pressed his stopwatch again. Then, he dove into the horde of monsters.
Uranus paused as he was wary of the Chaos Element's twisted nature. He was also afraid of the descendants of Hundun, who could easily steal everybody's power and Qi without touching.
Using this opportunity, Miaomiao flew deeper into the monster's formation. He grabbed one of them and directly detonated their dantian. He bathed in its blood and transformed into one of them.
Before Miaomiao stored his clock in his system inventory, he pressed the button and resumed the time flow.
"WOMAN FLESH!"
"MEAT!"
"Woman? But where?"
"Meat?"
"???"
The monsters couldn't find Miaomiao anywhere. They looked around in confusion.
Miaomiao, who had been blatantly disguising as one of the monsters in front of the two pseudo-sages, consulted Wei Yuan in a hurry.
He remembered that Wei Yuan had inherited Hundun's Bloodline!
'Wei Yuan, I need your help. Can you use the power of your Hundun bloodline and make my aura like them?'
'Oh, easy! Give me a second!'
RUMBLE
Within a few seconds, Miaomiao's dark aura blended with the other fiends. The smell and the trace of Miaomiao disappeared.
Uranus could still find Miaomiao in the horde. He opened his mouth and fired another bullet.
Miaomiao saw the wide mouth of Uranus. He avoided the bullet trajectory and kicked one of the monsters at the mouth.
BANG
The monster was exploded into blood mist on the spot.
ROAR
Seeing that their colleague was killed, the monsters charged toward the flying head. Even the star monster ignored Miaomiao and flew toward Uranus.
"KILL!"
"KILL!"
Being provoked, Uranus bellowed.
"Bitch! I swear with my Dao Oath. I'll find you, and I'll turn you into a meat toilet!"
Miaomiao stuck out 100 tongues from his 100 grotesques mouths.
"Catch me if you can, MR.ANUS. Oh, please enjoy Hundun's dicks. I heard they like anal sex."
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