Chapter 494: "OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU"
Devil's Request: Protagonist Hunt – Liu Yan
Liu Yan is a transmigrator from the modern world, whose soul has been possessing the body of the young lord of the Great Liu Clan. He also inherits a lost artifact of the Player Race, which is currently embedded in his soul.
The artifact gives Liu Yan the power to grow indefinitely without a bottleneck and the power to self-resurrect upon death. However, due to the artifact's waning power, the resurrection ability is limited to once every 10 years.
Liu Yan is currently working as a proxy lord for his clan. He rules over the Blood Orcs and other demon races on the Holy Land Continent to keep them under the Great Liu Clan's thumbs. Because of his large physique, large manhood, and pinnacle bodily odor similar to several rotting corpses, many demons mistook him as a great orc or a descendant of an orc king.
Still, the Player Race's artifact in his soul is a threat to the universe. The Devil wants you to either disable Liu Yan's artifact with your Dao or completely kill Liu Yan. If possible, he also wants you to steal Liu Yan's artifact!
Complete Condition: Fulfill one of these conditions;
- Steal Liu Yan's Artifact and his Heavenly Fate Piece
- Disable Liu Yan's Resurrection Power Permanently
- Kill Liu Yan
Rewards: Devil will upgrade your system.
Failure Condition: Liu Yan survives this match.
Failure Penalty: Devil will be very disappointed.
…
The quest was simple, but the quest didn't show Liu Yan's status, such as his growth rate, luck, and plot armor level, which was unusual.
Miaomiao didn't care about the stats at this point. Since the Devil gave him a quest, Miaomiao took this opportunity to remind him about his unpaid quest rewards.
First, the rewards from killing Ling Tianlong hadn't arrived yet. Even the unpaid money from his DaoTube channel should have been transferred to him by now was delayed.
The Devil's credits seemed dubious. Miaomiao complained to him.
'Where are my previous quests' rewards? It has been almost a year.'
Ding
[The Devil is currently busy.]
[Macho Joshua promises that he will do something about the Swan Goddess and her prank.]
'You guys owe me a time-and-space mural. I need the sixth piece and seventh piece!'
Currently, Miaomiao had five pieces of time-and-space murals.
The first one was from Xie Tian, which belonged to a fire dragon, Firecracker.
The second one was from Hopea. This piece's owner was Cernun, but she gave it to him.
The third one was a reward from Sun Wu, who wanted him to kill Ling Tianlong. Sun Wu still hadn't given him the other rewards, though.
The fourth piece came from Nero himself. This metal dragon simply handed it over to Miaomiao when they met.
The fifth one was stolen from Ling Tianlong. Miaomiao found it in his storage ring when they fought in the War Game in front of Siren City.
Miaomiao also had Lu Fengxian's memory and the copied record of another mural piece, but he disliked it. He believed that the book was incomplete.
As such, Miaomiao needed two more jigsaw pieces to complete the big picture.
[The Devil has sent you a message.]
["I'll definitely give you the sixth piece. However, don't expect me to give you the last one since another protagonist has stolen it from me already."]
Obviously, that was a lie. Devil gave the last piece to a certain Immortal Clan himself, but Miaomiao and others didn't know.
'Alright. If you say so. Make sure to give it to me after I finish off this… cannon fodder.'
["Of course."]
Miaomiao closed the system panels and turned to Liu Yan. He glanced at the fat man's dangling dong and secretly measured the size.
It was huge. The size was comparable to Miaomiao in his Orc King Transformation.
"I must say… as expected of a pseudo orc. You have my respect."
Karen was disgusted by Miaomiao's remark. She hastened the ceremony, "Before you two fight, I must remind you of the common rules. Both of you cannot use your artifacts, pills, weapons, soul-bound treasures, pets, familiars, or any item that you bring. Mao Miaomiao, you must first place all your spatial rings, storage rings, your weapon, clothes, and armors to the referee. Both of you must fight while being in your underwear or naked!"
"Well, that's unique… and kinky," Miaomiao blushed and fidgeted like a virgin young man. He playfully pretended to hesitate and annoyed Karen.
The swan goddess smirked, "Hurry up and undress!"
"But many people are watching… I'm embarrassed to show my skin."
"BULLSHIT!! YOU FUCKED SO MANY WOMEN ON LIVE STREAM AND POSTED YOUR CLIPS IN DAOPORN!"
"How did you know?" Miaomiao gasped and took a few steps back. He intentionally shouted, "HOW DID YOU KNOW DAOPORN? ARE YOU A PORN ENTHUSIASM?! I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T INTERESTED IN PORN!!"
"Of course, I know…"
Karen paused midway. Then, she covered her mouth.
The male spectators dropped their jaws. Some of the men treated Karen as their idol, and they were shocked by the discovery. Many old-fashioned cultivators were also disgusted by the news.
Miaomiao indirectly shamed her in public, and she fell into his trap.
"BASTARD!!"
As soon as Karen had figured Miaomiao's motive, she was enraged. She rushed to him and yanked his robes, tearing them in the process.
Miaomiao shrieked like an innocent maiden. He covered his chest and backed away from Karen.
Many spectators laughed at Miaomiao's reaction and Karen's boldness. They cheered as they wanted to see how Karen ravished the weak mortal.
"DO IT!"
"S3X!!"
"WE WANT SEX!!"
"WE WANT SEX!!"
The crowd began chanting "WE WANT SEX" in unison as the development was interesting.
"ENOUGH!!"
Karen had enough. She bellowed, and the whole stadium shook.
The people stopped making noises. Yet, they held back their laughter. Only a few die-hard fans of Karen were still shocked by her outburst and behavior.
Miaomiao also stopped messing around. He took off his clothes, rings, Killer Queen, and armor. Then, he handed them to Karen, but he still had the Master of Yin Slave Ring, which was invisible to others.
An elderly man descended onto the stage. He was someone that Miaomiao had met before.
Fang Yanxu!
The Colonel Sander look-alike appeared again. He grinned as he received Miaomiao's items from Karen.
"This gentleman is Fang Yanxu. He will be the referee of the first match. Junior Fang, will you please handle it from here?"
"Of course," Fang Yanxu burst into laughter as he sneered at Miaomiao. "I'll take special care for this important match."
Karen nodded and flew toward the VIP box room with broken glasses. She entered the room and glanced at Uriel and Azazel, who was nearby.
"…"
The two angels were indifferent. They only scoffed and continued to observe Miaomiao.
Fang Yanxu tossed several items on the stage. Swords, spears, polearms, axes, daggers, bows, crossbows, knives, and pins were laid on the ground. Their quality varied from the low-grade to the sky-grade.
"Since both of you can't use your items, we have provided items for you to use. You must display your skills, abilities, and potentials to us, the immortals. Even if you are defeated and lose everything in this world, we might take you in or even bring you to the higher realm! Therefore, do your best!"
Liu Yan grinned as he didn't care about Immortal Realm or the opportunity. He only wanted Miaomiao's rumored wives.
Before Liu Yan and Miaomiao were ready, Fang Yanxu hovered to the sky and declared.
"I announce that the first Heavenly Tournament Match shall now begin! FIGHT!"
Ten immortals erected wall arrays and trapped the fighters and the referee inside.
Liu Yan kicked the ground and grabbed a sky-grade war ax, which coincidentally landed behind him.
BOOM
Suddenly, Liu Yan's body expanded. He grew taller, becoming a 30-meter tall giant with a huge belly. The war ax in his hands also got bigger according to his size.
At the same time, Miaomiao's body suddenly shrank. He felt like the entire world suddenly got twice bigger.
Miaomiao didn't realize it yet. His height was decreased from 6.2 feet tall to 3 feet tall.
He became a midget!
Some of the spectators who came from the Liu Clan cheered as they knew what this phenomenon was.
"Liu Yan has used his Soul Domain!"
"This soul domain is profound and unique. Young Master Liu Yan can shrink his opponents and increase his size. The Qi of his opponents is also weakened according to the size reduction while Young Master Liu's power increases. Even 9th-stage cultivators will face trouble if they were to fight under this domain."
"This is why he is entrusted with the task to dominate the demons. He's truly the Demon King! I'm sure the immortals are eyeing on him, and they will surely want him as their vessel."
Liu Yan puffed his chest as he heard the comments. He glanced at Miaomiao and strode forward.
He lifted his feet and stomped hard, planning to crush Miaomiao underfoot.
Seeing the large shadow coming for him, Miaomiao stopped playing around and kicked the ground.
BOOM
Miaomiao managed to dodge the stomp. He took a deep breath and sent a palm strike at Liu Yan's large foot.
PA
Liu Yan sneered as he didn't feel anything. He squatted down and pointed his finger. Then, he pressed his fingertip on the ground, where Miaomiao was standing.
"!!!"
Miaomiao hurried and dodged the finger.
Liu Yan laughed as he increased the power of his soul domain. Miaomiao's body shrank further, reducing his height to less than 30 centimeters.
"What are you gonna do, huh? You think a puny insect like you can defeat me?!"
Liu Yan kept poking the ground, trying to squash Miaomiao like an ant.
"…"
Miaomiao ran around. He sometimes jumped on Liu Yan's foot and touched him here and there before he dodged another finger strike.
Liu Yan laughed, believing that he had cornered Miaomiao.
"Where do you think you're going?!"
He finally stood up and swung his war ax like a golf club. Although the ax didn't hit Miaomiao, it generated a strong gale and blew the latter like a weightless piece of sand.
Miaomiao sighed as he was helplessly pushed around. Still, his eyes were brimmed with confidence.
Suddenly, Liu Yan waved his hand and dispelled his soul domain. However, only Miaomiao returned to his true form while Liu Yan retained his massive physique.
"Having fun running around? How about this? I'm being generous. If you kneel down and kowtow to me 100 times, I might let you live!"
Miaomiao rolled his eyes. He slowly transformed into a Metal Dragonewt with a War God Visor. Then, he raised a middle finger.
"Come at me, fatty. Is that all you can do? You're wasting your time cultivating a useless domain."
"You have no idea who you are messing with!"
Liu Yan laughed and bellowed. Another soul domain was overlapped with the prior domain.
Top nascent soul cultivators and 8th-stage cultivators could possess multiple domain powers, and Liu Yan was one of them.
Blood mist covered the entire arena. Each droplet of blood seeped into Miaomiao's pores.
"I'm wondering how long you can last under my Blood Domain! Even 9th-stage Oni and orcs under my command can't last a minute!"
Miaomiao glanced at the blood around him. He slightly shook his head.
"How immature and silly."
Ding
[You have been inflicted with a Brainwashing Virus.]
[Warning, the Brainwashing Virus attempts to enter your bloodstream.]
[You have mastered the Orc King Sutras. Your white blood cells automatically consume the virus and destroy them.]
Seeing the confirmation from his system, Miaomiao summoned a green energy sword.
A lightsaber-like sword appeared in his hand along with the sci-fi sound.
Miaomiao flashed and reappeared behind Liu Yan. He stabbed the sword into the fat meat.
Yet, Liu Yan didn't feel anything.
"No matter what you do, it's useless!"
Liu Yan waved his hand around and attempted to reach for his back. However, his arms were too short, and he couldn't reach Miaomiao.
Miaomiao leisurely placed his palm on Liu Yan's back while his other hand held the energy sword, which got stuck in the giant's skin. He expressionlessly declared in a clear voice.
"OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU!"
"WHAT?!"
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