这穿越方式绝逼不对！Chapter zero five zero - Something has happened
"Why is there no incident happening when we are eating here?"
Rather than saying Shui Ruoshan is questioning it, it would be better to say he is complaining. Mainly because he is full from the meal and has nothing else to do, his occupational disease strike again causing him to start thinking all sorts of random things. According to general rule of a novel, the inn is a place where something is most likely to happen. Especially when the protagonist or villain is present, the probability is even higher.
But he has stayed with this big villain Yin Suye for so many days in the inn and nothing happened. On the contrary, it was too calm that it’s ridiculous. This seemed to be somewhat inconsistent with the development of a normal story ah!
"What unexpected situation do you wish to happen?"
Yin Suye was quite used to Shui Ruoshan’s unpredictable behavior, so he continued to eat his food while giving some attention to converse with him(SRS). Looking at his bowl full of dishes, the corner of his mouth slightly curved up. All these dishes in his bowl were given by Shui Ruoshan. Not sure what kind of shock did the little rascal suffered, he(SRS) started to desperately pick up the dishes and gave it to him right after he said ’Alright’. (refer previous chapter) If not for the lack of capacity in Yin Suye’s bowl, he think Shui Ruoshan would have given him all the dishes on the table. Such a cute and awkward child!
"A lot of things can happen ah!"
Shui Ruoshan gave Yin Suye a ’You really have no common sense’ look, a look despising Yin Suye for not knowing such a simple answer.
"En."
Yin Suye doesn’t mind Shui Ruoshan’s rude behaviour at all. Instead, he cooperated and acted like he is listening with respectful attention.
"For example, we could have entered a ’black’1inn that kills and robs guests shop!"
Shui Ruoshan will not admit that he watched too much movies like ’New Dragon Gate Inn’, that caused him to have such strange associations.
"Or some hedonistic son from rich families came here and found out it is full, then insisted us to give him our private booth..."
He forgot to mention this before but they were eating in a private booth2Like a small dining room with doors on the second floor of the inn, that’s why they could enjoy their meal in a quiet environment. [Banana : That means no one could come up randomly and demanded to take their booth.]
"Or some drunkards got into a fight with other people, then hurt innocent bystanders with their fight."
This innocent bystanders could be them, but also could be someone else.
"Of course, some other things could happen too.’
Too many things could happen in an inn. If Shui Ruoshan really wanted to list down all of the incidents that could happen, he probably can’t finish by the dawn of the next day. So Shui Ruoshan only gave a few common examples and stopped listing the rest.
"You...." ...thought too much.
The moment Yin Suye started to talk, he couldn’t finish it anymore. Then his gaze towards Shui Ruoshan became strange. His surprised look was as if he was looking at something incredible.
"What do you want to say?" Shui Ruoshan looked at Yin Suye in confusion.
Although Yin Suye’s words were usually very concise, it was rare to see him stop talking after the first word like now.
"Something really happened downstairs."
Yin Suye gave a deep look at Shui Ruoshan. He didn’t expect that Shui Ruoshan was just complaining about it not very long ago, and something happened straight away. This coincidence is too shocking!
"Something really happened?!"
The moment Shui Ruoshan heard that something has happened, he stood up with agitation.
The hell?!
As expected!
How could the common law of novel plot not applicable in the world of novel?! See, things immediately came up!
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这穿越方式绝逼不对！Chapter zero five one - Wrong guess
"Where?"
Upon hearing that something has happened, Shui Ruoshan doesn’t want to eat his meal anymore and stood up straight away. He opened the door of their booth and went out, his gaze searching the area downstairs from above. Although trouble didn’t come to find them this time, watching the commotion is still something he likes to do.
"This side."
Yin Suye was following closely behind. Seeing that Shui Ruoshan didn’t look at the correct place, he reached out and gently turned his(SRS) head to the right direction.
Yin Suye’s gaze was very calm, to the point that there were no flaw in his calmness. But right after he turned Shui Ruoshan’s head to the correct side, his face became dark in an instant. The hand he put down gripped tightly in a fist. He didn’t expect that he would bump into an acquaintance here! Plus it was an ’acquaintance’ who has a deep hatred with him! When he turned around and saw that little rascal being so lively in checking out the commotion, his(YSY) mood slightly calmed down. He keep telling himself at the bottom of his heart that it is still not the time to act yet, he must be more patient!
Because he don’t want to scare away this little guy beside him!
"Oh."
The Shui Ruoshan with ’thick nerves’ didn’t notice any strange from Yin Suye at all, and placed all his attention at the incident below. Due to the far distance, Shui Ruoshan could only see a group of savage-looking dudes with weapons below, and a slender girl in red surrounded at a corner.
"People bullying others with their number?"1The longer version is - People with more people bullying people with lesser number of people? :v
Shui Ruoshan felt like he should use another saying to describe the scene he saw - ’Bullies teasing a beauty’. Following the development of the novel, at this time the protagonist should bravely stand up; it time for hero to save the beauty ah! Unfortunately, according to the plot of [The Strongest King in History], he(Protag) suffered a minor injury from a big fight due to the misunderstanding with Yin Suye. Right now the protagonist should be still in the Fog Forest.
And so, it’s currently impossible to start the classic scene of ’Hero saving beauty’ here. Thinking of this, Shui Ruoshan doesn’t know why but he turned around to sneak a peek at Yin Suye. The protagonist might not be here, but Yin Suye the villain is right here ah!
So, how should this plot develop now?
"Wrong guess."
Noticing Shui Ruoshan’s sneaky gaze, Yin Suye corrected his own expression and refuted his(SRS) speculation with a serious expression.
"Wrong guess?!"
It must be the hole in his(SRS) head has been expanded too much, so Shui Ruoshan couldn’t understand Yin Suye’s word at the moment. Earlier, he mentioned ’Bullying people with their number’, so by ’wrong guess’ it means the current status is ’Bullying people with their smaller number’?!
The next second, Shui Ruoshan came to his senses and understood. What Yin Suye is telling him was the truth that the girl in red is the one bullying the group of savage-looking dudes with weapons?! All of a sudden, Shui Ruoshan opened his eyes widely in disbelief, and stared unblinkingly at the ’crime scene’. No, should say looking at the ’event scene’ instead.
Shui Ruoshan felt his mind is a bit messy right now so his wordings were confused as well. This is not a detective show, nor a news broadcast. Is it really appropriate for him to use this two words with such distinctive characteristics?2Banana : Nope, I don’t understand this sentence. The logical part. Raw at the bottom.
Hold on, the direction of his thoughts seemed to be wrong, should quickly correct it. He should feel complicated (over the scene below) instead, a girl bullying a group of men is an abnormal sight to see. How did it happen? Or he should think a bit if this world is changing (genre) to Fantasy/XuanHuan (玄幻)? Or could it be his thinking is unable to keep up with the development of the times?
Thinking so many random thoughts like this, it must be from writing too much novels; a sequelae from a hole opening in his brain. That’s why as an author, this kind of occupational disease is unacceptable ah!
Raw Word Count : 1073
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Banana: Raw : 这里既不是侦探剧，也不是新闻联播，他用这样两个有着鲜明特色的词语真的合适吗？