Chapter 465 Newlywed Handbook
The pair of wild geese who were engaged during the engagement were released, and the two went to the office in Xiaoyun Town.
You Guoqing was very excited when he learned that the two of them were arguing, but also a little worried. If she got married right away, she would feel ashamed to go to Nanfeng Town every day to look for Liang Xiaonan.
"Don't worry, I won't hold a banquet this year. Our town is going to build a national agricultural planting demonstration area, how can I give up? Don't worry."
Zhou Yan is not annoyed, Xiaonan can do whatever he wants, it's not a problem! He brought a lot of happy bags, and everyone in the office has one. Anyway, everyone has a lot of auspicious things to say, and it's only 3 yuan, so let's share it!
Huang Xiu'e stood at the door of her house, staring blankly at the girl who was going in and out of the town office compound. She was slender, sweet and pretty, and she suddenly realized that it was Liang Xiaonan.
Ran over frantically, stretched out his hand and pulled Liang Xiaonan.
Zhou Yan pulled Liang Xiaonan behind him and said to Huang Xiu'e, "What do you want to do?"
You Guoqing and Wang Gaoqiang had seen her earlier, they all blocked her, and shouted: "Chen Xingfu's family, what do you want to do?"
Huang Xiu'e cried loudly: "Xiaonan, be good, I was wrong! Why did I lose such a good daughter-in-law?"
Zhou Yan suddenly became angry, but on the day of great joy, he did not do anything, but raised the corners of his lips, and said with an angry smile: "That's because you are blind! I have to thank you, if you didn't let go, I would be in vain. Pick up such a good daughter-in-law!"
Huang Xiu'e said madly: "I am blind, and my heart is also blind, Yuehong, let's make an agreement, you promise Xiaonan to me Shikai..."
Well, already insane.
Zhou Yan and Liang Xiaonan got into the car, and when the car passed by Chen Xinggui's poker field, both of them heard Chen Xinggui say: "Whatever the fate is, Liang Xiaonan should live well if he hits a hit, and he can live well without going to a big city. Brother and sister-in-law, your eyes are in your crotch."
Originally, Zhou Yan wanted to take the whole family to a restaurant to celebrate. Yang Hanlin and Zeng Hanzhi said that going to a restaurant would be expensive and inconvenient. During the busy farming season, it would be better to cook some meals at home. Anyway, there is nothing missing at home.
So Zhou Yan called Master Zheng early in the morning and brought all the pots and stoves in the restaurant.
Master Zheng also tried his best to cook a table of 20 or 30 special dishes with his apprentices, and the relatives on both sides gathered for a meal.
After a day of tossing, I finally calmed down.
Liang Xiaonan didn't go back to Dakeng Village, but went to his own yard in Nanfeng Town. Zhou Yan also didn't go back to Yang's small courtyard, and never left, relying on Liang Xiaonan.
Zhou Yan asked Liang Xiaonan to take out the marriage certificate again, and the two carefully examined the marriage certificate bit by bit.
Zhou Yan said: "Didn't the Civil Affairs Bureau return a book this morning?"
Liang Xiaonan naturally knew what book he was talking about, but, how should I put it, one could guess what it meant from the name.
"Take it out and have a look." Zhou Yan actually saw it too, he just felt itchy and pretended to be serious, but in fact his face turned red.
The Newlyweds Handbook…
When receiving a marriage certificate, the civil affairs department also issued a "Handbook for Newlyweds".
Liang Xiaonan blushed and felt embarrassed when he glanced at the cover at the time.
Zhou Yan is so smart, he has seen it a long time ago, Liang Xiaonan is embarrassed, he didn't say anything at that time, after all, there are other people outside.
Don't look at him as a jerk, but in fact, when it comes to matters between men and women, he has 10,000 curiosity surging in his heart, but he doesn't understand anything.
It is impossible for his grandparents to spread this knowledge to him, and there is no Internet and small island movies to reveal the secrets to him. He is still a good and innocent boy.
Seeing what he wanted, Liang Xiaonan flipped his hand over, took it out, and gave it to him, let's see it!
Zhou Yan pulled her over and said, "Let's watch together?"
Liang Xiaonan thought that it must be the kind of words or pictures that guide men and women how to accomplish major events in life. How can you tell her to hang on to such pictures and texts?
Zhou Yan took the book bravely, and said cheekily: "You don't want to read it, I read it, and I will teach you."
Oh, I'm going to die, I can say this kind of thing too!
Didn't it be agreed that if there is no banquet, that's not the case!
Liang Xiaonan quickly moved his feet sideways and slowly moved away from him. Zhou Yan didn't call her, and turned the book by himself.
After a while, the smile on the man's face stopped, and his eyes widened in astonishment.
After a while, he let out a series of hilarious laughs, covering his stomach with laughter.
Liang Xiaonan said: "What are you laughing at?"
"Come and see," Zhou Yan waved his hand, "I'm really laughing to death."
She was also stunned!
Zhou Yan didn't ask her to read the previous great principles, but directly turned to the exhortation about the wedding night.
…
Embarrassed enough to dig out a set of three bedrooms and one living room! !
"this…"
They are all smart people, but this charade-like "Handbook for Newlyweds" can completely confuse people, and they don't know how to spend their wedding night.
Subtle, too subtle!
The subtlety unique to this era!
People who don’t understand will definitely not know it! (Ouch, can you two?)
Liang Xiaonan suddenly remembered a joke in his previous life that was not a joke: the family planning staff went to the countryside to popularize family planning, took a small raincoat and told the villagers: "Wear this, the wife will not get pregnant, and the husband and wife can live a normal life."
The male villagers asked: "How do you wear it?"
The family planning staff are so angry, she already gave them enough small raincoats, why are so many people still pregnant? ?
"Are you wearing it?"
"I wear it, I wear it every time!"
Isn’t this evil?
She asked the female villager unwillingly: "How do you men wear it?"
The women said, "Now, just as you taught
Hahaha, Liang Xiaonan smiled so much that he showed more than eight teeth.
"What are you laughing at?" Zhou Yan always felt that she was a bit ghostly, and she must be thinking about something impure.
"It's nothing, I was thinking about someone wearing the elves on their fingers." Liang Xiaonan laughed and told the joke again.
Zhou Yan's heart turned for a while?
Liang Xiaonan stretched out his hand and shook it in front of his eyes: "What are you thinking?"
(end of this chapter)
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