THIRTY-FOUR: Fishing
There wasnt time to panic, though perhaps Alden should have.
In his limited experience, teleports didnt usually land you thirty feet up in the air, in the jungle, above a shallow-looking pool of water surrounded by screaming teenage Artonans.
Alden dropped like a stone while the System flashed the words ASSUME DIVING POSTURE at him like it thought he could just do that in an instant under these conditions.
He fell feet first, his lab coat flapping around his elbows, and he barely had the presence of mind to hold his breath before he hit the water. It burned as it went up his nose, but Alden was too busy kicking furiously to care.
The coat was not designed for swimming. Nor were the jogger pants. He had to hold the elastic band in one hand to keep them from dropping down and tangling around his feet.
His lungs were burning when he breached the surface. He drew in a huge breath. A tiny waterfalljust a trickle a few inches widespilled into the pool from a fern-covered rock face in front of him. Treading water, he turned away from it toward the shore, trying to find the emergency he was supposed to help with.
There was an awful lot of shouting over there. It was a confusing spectacle of Artonan teens running back and forth, yelling hysterically, and waving their arms at him. There were about ten of them. His targeting halo was glowing brightly over the only one who didnt seem to be panicking, though she was gesturing at him and calling something insistent.
Isnt that the girl who made the macrame project out of animal skins on the first day? Theyd met in the elevator, too. She was one of the ones Joe actually liked. Jel-something.
He started to swim toward her, but then the System translated what she was saying.
>
Alden spun in the water, heart racing, looking for the beast. He expected to see something on the verge of attacking him. Instead, he saw a dark brown shape swimming away from him at an angle. He only managed to spot it because the water was so crystal clear.
It was lightning fast. He didnt have a sense of its size because he wasnt actually sure how far away it was. The pool was deeper than it appeared. And he couldnt really make out the animals shape before it darted down behind a rock.
It seemed to have tentacles.
Was it some kind of alien squid?
A squid having a medical emergency? A student that had accidentally turned themselves into a squid? If he didnt catch them in time would they be unable to revert?
Calm down, you lunatic. Youre not making any sense. You need more information.
What do you mean catch it? he shouted back at Jel-girl. How am I supposed to do that?
She had one of the System access tablets, and she waved it at him. >
Alden felt like digest was a very bad word in this context.
Trying to keep his head, he asked, What did it eat?
Please dont say a person. Please dont say a person.
Four different teens, including the girlJel-nor. Right! That was her name!looked toward a boy lying on the shore. Alden hadnt even noticed him, because he was being still and quiet.
Really still and quiet. Alden almost thought he was unconscious, but then he made out the guys lips moving furiously. He was either casting a spell, praying, or chaining for all he was worth. Then, a girl whod been standing between them shifted a few steps, and Aldens mouth went dry.
Oh shit, he whispered. Where is his foot?
There was blood staining the leaf litter by the waters edge, but not quite as much as he would have expected. The Artonan boy was obviously doing a good job with his spell, but how long would that last?
Jel-nor read her tablet then gave Alden an exasperated look, as if his question was too stupid to answer.
He stared at her. You want me to catch something that ate somebodys foot?
> Jel-nor called. >
I cant catch a freaking water monster. Thats not what my skill does! Alden protested. You need to call one of the professors. And get that guy to a hospital!
Why the hell hadnt they already done that?
mishnen first! Its digestion process is swift. If we dont obtain the foot quickly too much damage will be done to the tissues.>>
Some of the other teens were looking between the two of them doubtfully and whispering now.
Aldens mind raced. Was he just being a coward? It was hard to tell because he was, in fact, pretty freaked by the idea of chasing a mystery monster that apparently bit people hard enough to sever limbs. But he didnt think that was the only reason he was hesitating.
Shouldnt he go pick up the wounded guy so that he could help him stave off blood loss?
Ever since he got this assignment, Alden had tried to picture what he might do if a medical crisis did arise. And none of his imaginings had involved chasing after a wild animal. He thought protecting the injured person from shock while they teleported to a medical facility made much more sense.
But Jel-nor was supposedly a genius. And she seemed really sure. And the System had let her do an emergency summons for this.
I guess I have to at least try?
All right, he said, fighting to remove his coat while keeping his head above water. Do I get a net or something?
The Artonans all stared at him like hed asked them for a pony.
No net then, he muttered. Okay.
When hed finally rid himself of the coat and his shoes, Alden took the deepest breath he could and dove underwater. It had been a long time since kiddie swim class in Mrs. McGugalls backyard pool when he was six, and that was the closest thing hed ever had to formal lessons. Hed been considering signing up for lifeguard training next summer, but that wouldnt do him much good now.
He could hold his breath as well as an average human and swim in the right direction with noble intentions. That was about it.
The water stung his eyes, but at least he could clearly see the rock the foot-eater had hidden itself behind.
His only hope was towhat? Stick his hand behind the rock, offer it his own flesh, and hope that his skill activated when it bit down? Like he was noodling for catfish?
Jel-nor had told him to get the animal. Maybe that was enough. But what if if it was an intelligent beast that couldnt be entrusted against its will? Or what if no animal could be unless it was already captured?
He hadnt had a chance to test that, and he hadnt asked Joe because it seemed like a waste of a question when his lesson time was limited.
Crap. I dont know what to do.
Alden had to surface for another gulp of air before he even made an attempt to catch the creature.
Hed started to lose his pants again. They were in the way. Maybe he should take them off and try to use them as a lure somehow?
He ignored the cries and questions from the shore and dove again.
By the time he got down to the animals hiding place, he was already hungry for air. But he kicked his legs free of the joggers and stuffed a rounded stone from the bottom of the pool into them.
His enemy was nearly hidden under the sand. Alden could only make out a single patch of smooth, mottled brown skin. He still wasnt sure of the overall size of it either.
Big enough to bite off a foot. This is a bad idea.
Shit. Why is this my job? I can think of so many people who would be better than me.
Heart pounding and lungs burning, Alden dropped his weighted pants on top of the mystery monster from a couple yards above and watched, ready to launch himself away at the first sign of attack. He already knew the thing was too fast in the water for him to catch. Since that was the case, he could only hope that it was dumb and stubborn. If it was the kind of animal that would bite down and hold on, maybe there was a faint chance he could drag it back to shore?
But no.
It wasnt that kind of animal.
The second the pants touched it, the creature shot away in a swirling cloud of sand. Panicking at the sudden movement even though hed been expecting it, Alden swam away as fast as he could, too. When he made it up for air again and gasped, the animal was still cutting through the pool in search of another hiding spot.
It had almost crashed right into him when it made its escape. And he could see it well enough now. It was like a smooth-skinned crocodile thing with four thick flailing tentacles instead of a tail.
Scary as heck. And about the size of a large dog if you didnt count the tentacles.
So the pants idea was never going to work. Alden might win a tug of war game with it on land, but hed drown if he tried it underwater.
Jel-nor was shouting orders. The System was translating them.
But she could go on ordering him to be some Olympic swimming, gator wrestling hybrid until she was blue in the face. It didnt mean Alden would suddenly become one.
And hed literally just made his best, spur-of-the-moment effort to fight the baby kraken for her. He was all out of creativity. He needed a tool. Or a spell. Or help.
Alden looked back at the gathered teens to tell them that. One of the girls was on her knees beside the injured boy now, applying pressure to the bloody spot where his foot had been with her jacket.
Wheres the rest of the medical team? Did they not call them? Does the System not automatically summon everyone needed to handle an emergency?
Well, it might not. It seemed like it made suggestions, and the summoners made final decisions. Plus summoning wasnt entirely free, and it wasnt like the System itself cared if people lived or died. Probably there were all kinds of intricate rules, settings, and exchanges involved that Alden knew nothing about.
But he really doubted LeafSong was skimping on emergency services. Bti-qwol had complained that there were too many members of the medical team and they never had anything to do. Alden was positive a little local teleport wasnt too much of burden, considering they were regularly ordered up to dispose of trash in the lab.
Does that mean the System recommended me and Im sufficient for this task?
He wanted to believe in himself, but it seemed like a stretch. He stared at the foot-eater. It was still swimming around in fast circles.
Maybemaybe I can do it? If I just get close enough to get a hand on it?
He tried to rearrange his thinking. If he was here, there was something he could do. Perhaps this was a pivotal moment in his life as an Avowed, and he was about to discover some exciting hidden facet of his power.
Yeah. Sure. Thats likely.
Then, he spotted something familiar trailing along with the monsters tentacles.
It was Jel-nors finished project from the lab. Alden was sure of it. The knotted pieces of skin shed made had been woven into a sort of lasso with a matching bracelet after shed returned for her second session. It would assist her with summoning something somehow, though Alden had never gotten a clear notion of what that would look like.
I bet it looks like this, he thought. And I bet this isnt supposed to be happening out in the woods without an instructor around.
System, I dont understand my current assignment. Please clarify it.
It responded without hesitation.
[Assist with minor medical emergency. Nature of the medical emergency is a severed limb, with one individual in need of stabilization and transport. Follow instructions from summoner on scene. Do you require further clarification?]
Alden treaded water. Jel-nor and a couple of the others kept shouting at him, asking him why he wasnt capturing thecrocosquid and ordering him to get to work.
He didnt like this. He thought what was happening was that Jel-nor and her friends had summoned and tried to control this thing when they werent supposed to. It had gone wrong. The System must have authorized an emergency teleport because someone was seriously injured and Aldens skill could stabilize the victim, but instead of using him that way, the examinees were hoping he could catch their mistake.
Maybe they think they can dispose of it and fix everything before the school finds out?
That seemed overly ambitious. Did they plan to reattach the hurt guys foot all by themselves?
Even if they could do that theres no way they can hide the fact that I was summoned for an emergency. Im working for the university. They yanked me away from the lab when I was on duty there. There has to be some kind of notification for the head of the medical team at least.
Possibly if the monster was gone, and they could persuade Alden not to mention it, they thought they could say the accident had happened some other way?
That sounded dumb.
But maybe they were being dumb.
Surely even genius junior wizards could be scared and stupid sometimes. A guy had lost a limb, so it clearly hadnt been a day for good decisions.
Where does that leave me, though?
> Jel-nor shouted. must catch it right away.>>
If time was of the essence, then this task wasnt just unreasonable. It was impossible. The only chance they had was if the monster decided to attack Alden, and his skill activated. Fortunately for him, the beast didnt seem interested in doing that.
Alden swam toward shore. As soon as he started moving, the Artonans stopped yelling at him. Maybe they thought he had a plan.
He did not.
He knew he couldnt afford to piss off a bunch of wizards, even untrained ones who seemed to be around his own age. But someone here had to be logical. He climbed out of the water, and they all took a step back from him.
Maybe he looked angry? He was only frustrated and nervous. And it wasnt like he could do anything to them anyway.
Up close, he could see that the boy on the ground was gritting his teeth now. Someone had arranged colorful gemstones in a line on top of his chest, and the kneeling girl who was applying pressure to his wound was definitely casting something.
Alden looked at Jel-nor. Hed thought she wasnt panicking like the others when he first dropped in, but now he realized she was just holding it in a little better. Her hands were shaking. She was still wearing the macrame bracelet that matched her lasso around one wrist.
I am not capable of catching that thing, he said, trying to keep his tone firm and calm. Not quickly. Maybe I could manage it eventually, if I had time to think up some kind of trap. But if you want to get your friends foot back in a hurry, you have to summon someone else.
She stared at a spot just over his shoulder. > she said in a voice that trembled. >
The guy standing nearest her grabbed her by the arm. >
His voice was harsh.
>
> he snapped. not as serious as being charged with Contract abuse!>>
> a girl added, glancing nervously at Alden. >
> someone else spat. >
Before long, half the group was screaming at each other, and Jel-nor was crying while she held her tablet in a white-knuckled grip.
Alden was so tense he couldnt unlock his jaw to speak. Not that he knew what to say anyway.
These guys obviously need a grown-up. He was fairly sure he was right about the situation now at least. For some reason, they thought they could hide their crime if they banished crocosquid and got the foot back.
Alden stepped over to the injured person. When the girl casting the spell paused for breath, he leaned over the two of them and said nervously, Do you want me to hold him? Its what my skills actually good for.
She blinked up at him, a vague expression on her face as if she were trying to snap herself out of a trance. Surprisingly, it was the victim who answered. Hed bitten his lips until they bled, and he was panting. But his eyes snapped open and flicked to Alden.
There were rings of golden metal around his irises. Alden had seen a few different Artonans with those. He thought they were probably devices similar to Joes smart monocle.
> the boy said stiffly. >
Alden stared at him. Was this guy for real? He was missing a body part. Are you serious?
>
The girl trying to heal him looked shocked. And it took Alden a second to realize what he meant.
You mean bait it with yourself? Will that even work? I was just swimming with it, and it ran from me. Maybe its not hungry after its last
He trailed off because it seemed rude to call his foot a meal.
you when we are so nearby? A mishnen can only eat a few times in its life. It prioritizes quality.>>
Alden thought this idiot might have just insulted him.
Well, Im here to help an injured person, he muttered. If you feel so good you want to go fishing, then send me back to the lab.
> an eager voice said.
Alden turned to see Jel-nors face brightening. >
Alden side-eyed her. I meanI guess?
But how were they going to explain the foot getting severed and partially digested in the first place? Well, that wasnt Aldens business. What was his business was worrying whether or not he could get in trouble for going along with this scheme.
Dangling a bleeding person in a pond to lure squidzilla was extreme. What if it went totally wrong, the guy died or lost another limb, and the assembled teenagers tried to pin the blame on Alden?
Could they do that? Joe had said working under orders would protect him from repercussions. But this group seemed off the rails. Would the System back Alden up if they lied and said hed misconstrued their instructions or just failed at them?
He wasnt sure. He wanted to ask the System outright, but he didnt want them to hear him.
And while they were all hyping each other up to go fishing for their monster, another, more chilling, thought suddenly occurred to Alden.
What if they get me killed on purpose? There was a lot of desperation in the air. The one who wanted a scholarship seemed capable of it. Jel-nor and the injured guy did, too.
They werent supposed to be able to outright murder him. But if they deliberately put one of their friends lives in danger and then ordered him to protect them
Thats kind of what theyre doing with this bait plan anyway.
Alden hated making a split second decision under these circumstances. The last thing he wanted was to make a bunch of Artonans furious with him. But he was willing to admit he was in over his head. He punched a button on his interface and started typing.
> the victim gasped. Alden had to hand it to the guy. He was really sharp for someone who was slowly bleeding out.
Im looking for a spell that will help me catch the mishnen, Alden said. I have one left to affix.
The boy closed his eyes. > he said. And he actually sounded moved. >
Alden smiled in spite of himself. This guy really was serious aboutsomething. Being a Knight? He was also self-confident to the point of stupidity.
I cant believe I just wondered if you would try to murder me, he muttered. Youre kind of cool. In an insane way. I dont know what a Knight of the Mother Planet is, but Im sure youll get there, man. Hopefully with both of your feet. Try not to hold this against me when you become an awesome wizard, okay?
An answer to his message flashed across the screen, and he sighed with relief. Good.
> the wannabe Knight said.
The girl whod been healing him must have, though. Her eyes widened in alarm.
Alden gave her an apologetic look. Then, loud enough to catch everyones attention, he said, If its any consolation, I called someone who might think you guys summoning a vicious creature you cant control is interesting and ambitious. I hope it works out for you all.
About three seconds later, Joe teleported in. He arrived neatly on dry land beside the lake.
I knew it wasnt normal for the System to drop me in the water, Alden thought. Had Jel-nor been trying to land him directly on top of the monster to facilitate its capture?
The professor was taking a bite out of one of the egg rolls Alden was so fond of, and he wore an expression of lively curiosity on his face as he examined the scene before him.
Alden, you poor dear! he said. Where are the rest of your clothes? Did they get your coat wet?
He glared at the assembled students. One of the girls burst into tears, and the boy who wanted the scholarship actually prostratedhimself on the bloody leaves.
>
Umprofessor? Alden gestured at the guy on the ground. Whatever theyd been doing to seal his wound had obviously been forgotten in the shock of Joes arrival. The shirt wrapped around his ankle was rapidly getting soaked with dark burgundy blood now.
Oh, yes, Joe said in an unconcerned voice. Its him. I suppose youd better haul him around while I deal with the rest of it. Just a moment. Let me
His eye zipped around behind its smart lens, and a second later, Alden received a trio of messages.
The first was a System notification letting him know that an official university representative was now on scene and should be obeyed. The targeting halo appeared over Joes head.
The second was a proper quest assignment to offer aid to the injured student.
The third was a private message from Joe.
[I assume youre willing to keep your mouth shut about their little infraction, and you dont care how I handle the matter. Otherwise you would have called the head of the medical team instead of me. Is that right?]
Actually, Alden had made his choice mostly based on the belief that Joe wouldnt order him to fight a sea monster when he needed him alive to complete his own dangerous quests every night. But it was a nice bonus that the professor might be inclined to help the students get away with their crimes. Theyd all be able to summon Alden for whatever they wanted one day, and he didnt like the idea of them seeking vengeance against him ten years down the line.
He made a zipper motion against his lips, which had Joe tilting his head in confusion, so he added an additional thumbs up.
Wonderful! said Joe, rubbing his hands together and turning to admire the creature in the pool. consequences. And having someone like me fix those consequences for you can be very expensive.>>
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