480 Wow, it smells so good
The happiest way to live in this world was to have an endless amount of money to spend, an endless amount of women to spend on, wear gold and silver, and live a carefree life. He didn’t need to bear the responsibility for the prosperity of the family.
In ancient times, the winners in life who met the above conditions were those comfortable Kings with no power. In the modern world, he was a rich second generation who had no big ambitions and enjoyed his life after inheriting a large amount of shares.
Li Xianyu, as the descendant of the war spirit, was the most noble young man in the demon descendants ‘community. His father was a half-step Gokudo path, his great-grandma was at the peak of Gokudo path, his grandfather was Buddha head, and his sister was the Emperor of the great demons’ Alliance. Now, even his adoptive father was a deep-water old bastard who had been diving for twenty years. He probably couldn’t find a young man with a more prominent status than him in his generation.
However, since he entered the demon descendants ‘community for half a year, he had not enjoyed a single blessing. He had died twice, and in between, he had been idle for two months. Along the way, he had used a kitchen knife to cut wires, and there were sparks and lightning along the way.
It was simply the path of survival for the second generation of demons. What was excessive was that there were countless deductions mixed in. At least arrange for me to be an executioner of the great song or a famous detective, Detective Conan.
I’m just a science student, my brain can’t process this.
Li Xianyu thought to himself, silently took out his mobile phone and searched: Who was the great song’s executioner?
After the search, he was shocked. It turned out that the great song’s executioner was not Di Renjie or Bao Cheng ... I felt ashamed for a few seconds. I’m really a failure in the industry chain of nine years of compulsory education.
“Aiya, there’s a wild boar.” Thunderbolt battle lady cried out in surprise.
The grass beside the steps rustled, and a round and cute little wild boar, the size of half an adult’s arm, jumped out. It lowered its head and sniffed by itself, as if it was looking for food.
Maoshan was an A-Class scenic spot and a Provincial Forest Park, so it was not unusual to see wild boars.
“It’s so cute.” Thunderbolt battle lady smiled, her arms passed through the small wild boar’s abdomen, lifted it up, and rubbed it hard in her arms.
There were vertical stripes on the small wild boar’s body, and it was gray in color. It was a typical Asian wild boar. Its hair was thicker than that of a domestic pig, and it didn’t look fat, but it wasn’t light. It was stained with a few dead leaves. It didn’t know how it had been captured by the detestable human female, and it was kicking its four hooves in panic and howling.
Great-grandma came over and glanced at it a few times, then lost interest. “It’s so dirty. What’s there to see about this thing?”
Li Xianyu gave great-grandma a piece of science in time: this thing is a second class protected animal in the country. It’s even an endangered animal in some countries.
Great-grandma began to lament the changes in the world. Twenty years ago, this thing could be seen everywhere in the mountains. In just 20 years, it had become a protected animal?
“What about me? what about me?” Cui Hua jumped in front of li Xianyu and motioned for him to look at her beautiful and heroic face. “Am I a protected animal?”
Li Xianyu didn’t answer and turned his head to play with the small wild boar.
Cui Hua grabbed his sleeve and shook it hard.”I’m asking you, what level of protected animal am I?”
Li Xianyu had no choice but to turn his head and look at her. why do you want to humiliate yourself? ”
“What do you mean?”
“You’re a Chinese Felis catus. You don’t have a level, so you’re not a protected animal.”
Cui Hua immediately shook off his hand angrily and stomped her foot. “What do you mean? am I not even comparable to a pig?”
Li Xianyu explained, ” not really. It’s the difference in status between races. It has nothing to do with you.
Cui Hua said,”that is to say, in the eyes of you humans, cats are not better than pigs.” We cats catch mice for you and protect the Zhuang family. Why are we worse than pigs? Pfft, cruel and unscrupulous human.”
With the experience of being abandoned by human beings once, although cui Hua’s attitude towards human beings was not disgusted, she had enough understanding of the bad roots of human beings. Words similar to mocking human beings came out of her mouth a lot more.
“Humans treat you cats well too. You keep them at home and feed them well. Do you know how expensive cat food is? there’s also a cat bed and all sorts of other things. In the past, you guys caught mice for humans, but now, the tables have turned. It’s time for you star gatherers to act like tyrants.”
then why don’t cats have levels? they’re not protected animals. Cui Hua was still brooding over this matter.
you should first understand the meaning of animal protection. This is not something to be proud of. One day, when you Chinese tabby cats are about to go extinct, you can also be listed as a protected animal. But compared to this false reputation, the prosperity of the race is the king.
“It seems right.” Cui Hua tilted her head, thought about it, and was convinced by li Xianyu.
“Although cats are tyrants, they are still pets. When the owner likes them, they can climb onto the owner’s body to shit and pee, but when the owner doesn’t like them anymore, they will be thrown away. After all, you can have a lot of pets. There are Scottish Folds, Garfield, Persian cats, and so on. ” Thunderbolt battle lady suddenly interjected. After that, she exclaimed in an exaggerated manner, ” “It seems like a Chinese tabby is not even qualified to be a pet.”
“What do you mean? do you want to fight?” cui Hua stomped her foot.
“Fighting is something that only barbaric cats do. Only ladies would disdain it ... Damn, silly cat, you dare to hit me?” Thunderbolt battle lady was sent flying by a bastard’s punch. She had already expected cui Hua to make a move and raised her arm in advance to block, but the difference in strength was too great. Her body could not unload the force, and she flew into the bushes outside the steps.
After getting along for so long, they naturally understood each other’s temperament. In the harem group, cui Hua was the most barbaric. She was originally a small wild cat, full of wildness, and would fight with a word of disagreement.
“I’m not going to beat you to death,” A strong wind rose, and cui Hua pounced.
Two long legs with beautiful legs and powerful rump lines flickered in the forest. Sometimes they fought on the treetops, sometimes on the steps below, and sometimes on the rocks far away.
battle lady is already S-Class? ” Li Xianyu turned his head, turned his head, and turned sideways. He constantly adjusted his vision and easily followed the figures of his two beloved concubines.
great-grandma, when you evaluated battle lady before, you said that she would need at least two or three years to reach S-Class. As a result, she reached S-Class in less than half a year. Li Xianyu was quite pleased.
Looking at him, great-grandma said in a bad mood, ” “If it was anyone else, following you and going through life and death trials time and time again, their cultivation would also increase greatly.”
Crisis could stimulate the human body’s potential the most. Great-grandma calculated that since Thunderbolt battle lady had an ambiguous relationship with li Xianyu, she had followed him to experience many life and death tests. She could survive each time, so it was not surprising that it was beneficial to her cultivation. Even if she was a pig, after being forced into a trap several times, she should learn to be smart.
“But it seems that you still can’t beat cui Hua. Why don’t you go help your girlfriend?” Great-grandma teased.
help my ass. If I help this one, I’ll offend that one. Let them do what they want. Li Xianyu sat on the steps, with a cigarette in his mouth, but did not light it.
“If the husband’s position is not upright, the house will not be peaceful.” Great-grandma took the opportunity to take revenge for being educated. “But it’s fine, promising men don’t care about those dog shit cooking in the Inner House. Just leave it to great-grandma, I will beat them both up and they will be obedient. I’ve beaten up the second generation’s daughter-in-law and your grandmother. I’m good at it. ”
For the past 120 years, great-grandma had always been the No. 1 in the Li family’s backyard. She had seen many aggressive wives who could teach her to be obedient in a few months. No matter how much the descendants loved their wives, they didn’t dare to have any complaints. When faced with their wife’s complaints, they would always reply, ” What’s the use of telling me? it’s fine if you’re the only one getting scolded, but you want to drag me down with you?
It was a tradition since ancient times that the male lead the outside and the female lead the inside. The matters of the inner courtyard were usually decided by the previous King, such as the Empress Dowager and the matriarch. From the word ‘etiquette’, men were not qualified to meddle in the affairs of the harem.
You’ve been looking for an opportunity to beat them up for a long time.
Li Xianyu quickly hugged great-grandma, his face feeling her soft abdomen. no, no, no. Just watch the show with me. Please don’t do anything.
Great-grandma blushed and twisted her body hard. “Let go of me, you little bastard.”
Pushing li Xianyu away, she quickly took a few steps back, touched her clothes, blushed, and glared. “If you dare to touch me again, I’ll break your moves.”
Li Xianyu, who once again felt that today was different from the past, sighed silently. He sat on the steps, his expression a little lonely.
In the past, the most intimate time he had with great-grandma was when he took her back from Shangqing sect. They walked for 20 minutes and held her hand for 20 minutes. If the descendants knew about this, they would definitely jump out of their coffins in shock.
We’re all great-grandchildren, so why are you so outstanding, why!
And now, great-grandma’s reaction was so big when he hugged her gently.
...
It didn’t feel good to be thrown into the cold.
Great-grandma glanced at him quietly and felt a little soft-hearted. In any case, she was always biased towards this generation of descendants, unlike the previous generations. However, she quickly threw away that bit of soft-heartedness. Since she had already made up her mind to fix the relationship between the two of them, she could not be soft-hearted anymore.
Prompt decisions would only lead to chaos.
Hence, he found a topic to change the atmosphere. “Women nowadays are more independent and interesting than before. It’s actually a good thing.”
It was impossible for li Xianyu to understand her feelings. He was a good young man born in the new era. In his opinion, Thunderbolt battle lady and cui Hua were very interesting, each with their own spirituality. Ancient men might be able to enjoy the blessing of having two people together, but women who were bound by rules and regulations were actually not interesting.
Speaking of interesting, Xia Xiaoxue was the most intelligent girl he had ever seen.
The other party could immediately understand a normal operation and might even be able to get started immediately. How interesting. Unlike battle lady, who had no spiritual energy, she couldn’t react for a long time.
The small wild boar sneaked away without a word and was caught by the sharp-eyed li Xianyu. great-grandma, are you hungry? ”
Great-grandma rolled her eyes. I won’t be hungry. I just want to eat.
“What a coincidence, I want to eat it too.”
His hand rose and his blade fell.
...
Half an hour later, the fragrant roasted wild boar was ready.
The small wild boar left very peacefully and did not suffer any pain. It was directly taken away by the magic short knife. They used bottled water to clean the organs. Pig organs were good stuff, but there was no pot here, so they couldn’t make pig soup. So li Xianyu buried the internal organs and the pig’s head together. Dust to dust, dust to dust, he did not let the corpse be exposed in the wilderness.
It was buried in the soil beside the steps and made into a small grave.
I’ll bury the wild boars in the soil in the winter, and I’ll be able to harvest a bunch of pig heads the next autumn. If I can still live to that time, li Xianyu said.
“What nonsense are you saying?” Great-grandma frowned.
He didn’t know if it was the first or the second sentence.
Thunderbolt battle lady and cui Hua came back after smelling the fragrance. Very good, both of them were not missing an arm or a leg, but their clothes were somewhat tattered. Cui Hua’s trousers were torn, revealing a large area of white and tender skin. The cracks spread all the way to the base of her thighs. Li Xianyu tried his best to see her chubby CI color today, but it was just a little short.
Thunderbolt battle lady’s pants were intact, but her clothes were torn. Well, what a pity.
“Do you two want to have another fight?” Li Xianyu suggested.
“It smells so good. I’m just hungry.” Cui Hua sat on the side, drooling at the roast pig.
Thunderbolt battle lady was very angry and accused li Xianyu of being cruel and heartless, without any sympathy. Women were always like this. They always acted one way on the surface but acted another way behind the back. No, most people were like this. They were extremely excited when they saw the slaughterhouse on the internet, and they were venting their unnecessary sympathy. When they were eating ... Wow, it smells so good.
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