Chapter 1531 – You have to be a member
Before the monkey left, he said, I’ll be right back.
An Zheng drank until he was dizzy and when he woke up, he could not help but change his expression: “Fuck, so it was all on me!”
How could he know what An Zheng was talking about? He fell asleep on the table, and slept instantly.
An Zheng placed Dada Ye into his own Blood Pearl Bracelet space and then staggered out. In a second, he had forced out all the alcohol in his body, bueadache wasn’t something that could be relieved easily.
He flew up into the sky and chased after the monkey.
South Heaven Gate.
Monkey fell onto the ground withud, which caused his face to hurt. He used his sky-upholding iron rod to prop himself up, but he still shakily stood, “Is this the Immortal Palace?”
The Golden Armored Warriors that were just transferred to the Cloud Peak Immortal Palace by the pagoda Celestial Sovereign were all very proud of themselves. When they saw a drunk guy coming up, they were immediately angered.
The monkey did not dodge nor defend itself. Instead, he fell to the ground after being kicked and laid on the ground with his finger pointing upwards, “The Great Sage is not some drunkard, the Great Sage is the Envoy of Justice!”
That person was stunned for a moment. “Damn it, what bad luck. I met such an idiot on the first day of duty. Throw him down.”
“He doesn’t look like a weakling, it’s better to just throw him down. If an incredible figure really wants to settle the score, we can’t take it either. We just arrived at the immortal palace, so it’s better for us to be honest.”
“I think what you said makes sense. Just throw it down.”
“However, if he were to be thrown down at sucigh altitude, he would most likely fall to his death even if he were drunk.”
“I don’t care.”
Two people in golden armor came over and lifted the monkey’s arms and legs to throw him back. The monkey struck and knocked both of them away. The strength of the two people was too different from that of the monkey, so they couldn’t even stand up after flying out.
“How dare you cause trouble!”
The other Golden Armored Warriors on duty charged up and slapped the monkey with their weapons. The monkey was only swaying around. How could the Cultivation Power and weapons of those people possibly hit him?
“Speak!”
He grabbed the collar of a golden-armored warrior and asked, “Is this the palace of immortals?”
“Yes, yes, yes. The Immortal palace.”
The guy was so scared that he almost peed his pants.
“Do you know who I am?”
the monkey asked loudly.
The golden-armored warrior continuously shook his head. “Please forgive this humble one’s foolishness. I was unable to recognize you.”
“My name is Qi Tian!”
Monkey raised his other hand and pointed at his nose. Because he was not far from his drink, his thumb had really poked his nose. It hurt so much that tears almost flowed out.
“Which one hit me!”
Monkey looked around with a domineering expression.
“Master Qi Tian, it’s not that someone hit you, it’s just that your own finger poked your nose.”
“Bullshit!”
The monkey replied angrily, “I am not Master Qi Tian, I am Great Sage Qi Tian!”
“Yes, yes, yes, you’re the Great Sage.”
“That’s more like it.”
Monkey pulled that guy in. “Say, who hit me just now?!”
That guy was on the verge of collapse. “Great Sage, no one hit you. You hit yourself.”
“Do you think I drank too much, that I would hit myself?”
“Great Sage …” Didn’t you drink too much? ”
“Of course not.”
Monkey looked around shakily. “Where are you?”
“The Immortal palace.”
“Oh, yes! I’m going to the Immortal Palace, where is Xuan-Yuan?! Get that bastard out here to die. ”
Not to mention peeing in fear, if the monkey kept acting like this, he would be scared to the point. To be honest, peeing was definitely a level lower than being scared to the point of peeing.
“Great Sage, let me go, I’m just a gatekeeper.”
“Watch the door?” Oh … “Let me ask you, how do I get to the washroom?”
That guy was stunned. “Ah?”
“How do I get to the toilet?”
“It’s inside. It’s inside. But it can also be solved right here.”
“Am I such an uncivilized person? I need to go to the bathroom. ”
Monkey pushed the golden armored warrior away and staggered inside the South Heaven Gate. Halfway there, he turned his head to look at the golden armored warrior and asked, “Where am I going?”
That guy was completely shocked, “Great Sage, what do you want to do?”
“Toilet...” “Yes, I need to go to the toilet.”
Monkey pointed at the barely visible palace roof in the distance. “That’oilet, right? That’s f * cking big.”
“That’s Cloud Sky Palace, Cloud Sky Treasure Hall, that’s where Emperor Xuan-Yuan lives.”
“Oh, then I’ll go and crush Yun Xiao!”
“Great Sage, you’re going to pee.”
“Bullsh * t, what if I sh * t!”
As Monkey spoke, he wandered over to the direction of Cloud Sky Palace, muttering, “What is the Great Sage going to do? Oh … Even if you break through the clouds, you still don’t know how strong that bastard Xuan-Yuan really is.
The golden-armored warrior behind him immediately advised, “Great Sage, then don’t go. What if you don’t return?”
“He’s gone forever?”
Monkey harrumphed, “Then... “I’m not going anymore.”
He turned around and walked back. After taking a few steps, he saw the fellow and was immediately enraged. “What are you sneaking around outside my house for!”
The golden armored warrior let out a long, indignant sigh, turned around, and jumped down by himself.
Monkey harrumphed, “At least you ran fast. Otherwise, I would have definitely sh * t you …” Un, poop, I want to poop … I can’t poop around, I need to find a toilet, I’m a polite stone spirit. ”
He turned his head to look at Cloud Sky Palace, “Then let’s go to that toilet. It’s so big.”
Halfway there, a group of people rushed over, “Where did this demon come from, to actually dare come and cause trouble at Cloud Sky Palace. How could you just casually approach the residence of Great Emperor Xuan-Yuan?
“Kill him!”
Oveundred golden armored martial artists rushed over. With fewer people, they lacked the courage to fight. With more people around, it was natural to be full of courage.
These people swarmed over and directly pushed the monkey to the ground, then they punched and kicked it. The monkey couldn’t even roll over and couldn’t even stand up. It wasn’t because it couldn’t take the beating, it just felt that it was inconceivable.
“You guys don’t allow me to go to the toilet?”
He kicked the person on his back away and said, “I just want to take a breather in that big latrine, is there a need for you guys!”
“Kill him, how dare you insult Great Emperor Xuan-Yuan, insult Heavenly Cloud Palace!”
“Cut him inthousand pieces.”
The group of people began to clamor, but not many actually dared to go up.
At that moment, the immortal palace had just been constructed not long ago, and Xuan-Yuan did not have many subordinates.
With his left fist and one kick after another, the golden armored warriors were beaten to the point that their teeth were all over the ground. No one could stop him.
Just at this time, Purple Ivy came back from the outside with a good-looking young man. Seeing the monkey acting crazy with alcohol, Purple Ivy was amused, “Aiyo, I haven’t seen this kind of thing in years, this guy is quite interesting.”
The young man standing next to him said somewhat angrily, “Ancestor, why didn’t you stop him?”
“Why are you stopping me?”
“He spoke so arrogantly, wanting to stay in Cloud Sky Palace … “Awkward deeds!”
“Just call me shitting, what disgraceful thing is this …” Little Yang Ji, you are too gentle, I think that this guy is genuine, what’s more … That Cloud Sky Palace is Xuan-Yuan’s and not mine. I brought you back because I want you to help me monitor the progress of my palace construction. I still have things to take care of.
Yang Ji: “But what if I want to hit him?”
“Then let’s go.”
Purple Ivy did not think much of it, “If you want to beat him up, just hit him. He drank too much anyway, so when he woke up, he did not know that it was you who beat him up … Such a good thing, why wouldn’t I go? ”
Yang Ji nodded, and immediately rushed over: “Let me do it!”
Although the Golden-armoured Warriors did not know who this young man was, he had taken the initiative to ask for them. Who would be unhappy about that?
“Madman!”
Yang Ji then gave a beautiful roundhouse kick and sent the monkey flying, “On the fact that you are drunk, it is not your intention. Leave now and I will spare your life.”
“Bullshit …” which part of me didn’t mean it. ”
Monkey held onto the iron rod and stood up. “Eh, a beautiful pretty boy. You’re not much worse than that monk. People like you who have a very white face, don’t you think your butt is also very white?”
Yang Ji’s face turned green.
Monkey: “You even know how to change your face. Hahahaha, come come come come …”
He threw a handful of silver, “The Great Sage gave it to you, change your face.”
Yang Ji: “You’re courting death.”
Roughly two minutes later, Yang Ji flew back and crashed into the ground next to Purple Ivy’s feet withud. He raised his head and asked in a daze, “What happened …? That guy seems to be pretty good at fighting. ”
Purple Ivy: “Come on, you’re the best.”
Yang Ji stood up and pounced forward again. Roughly a minute later, he flew back again with two holes in the back of his pants, exposing his butt.
Monkey clapped his hands and laughed, “Hahahaha, your butt isn’t white at all. Even the Great Sage’s ass is whiter than yours, do you believe me? If you don’t believe me, I will compete with you! ”
Yang Ji, “Scram …”
Monkey: “I’m not going to f * * k off. I’m holding my pee. I won’t be able to hold it in any longer.”
Yang Ji was furious, the eye on his forehead slowly opened up, and shot a golden beam of light towards the monkey.
Monkey dodged to the side in fright. “What the f * ck are you? Why do you still have a fart eye on your forehead!”
Yang Ji: “Heaven’s Eye!”
“Bullshit eyes!”
Yang Ji was so angry that he almost exploded, he fought with the monkey desperately, but the monkey was forced to retreat continuously, and later on, it became angry and started to beat Yang Ji violently. After around 10 minutes, Yang Ji who was covered in injuries walked back to Purple Ivy’s side with his head down: “I can’t beat you...”
Purple Ivy laughed out loud: “Your spirit is commendable, your spirit is commendable.”
Monkey held onto the iron rod in one hand and his pants with the other. He turned around to look at Cloud Sky Palace, “This large toilet is really hard to enter, there are so many people blocking it.”
Purple Ivy: “It’s easy to get in, but to get there, I need you to give me 100 Essence Crystal s as a membership fee, and then you can go anywhere you want. Also, the membership price is 20% and the second one is half price.”
Monkey: “You think I would fall for it?”
He took out ten Essence Crystal s: “Can we bargain?”
Purple Ivy: “Alright!”
Monkey threw ten pieces of Essence Crystal over and ran towards Cloud Sky Palace: “I need to go to the toilet!”
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