822 Falling From the Sky
“Alright, we’ll do as you say!” Li Xiang nodded.
“Alright, then you’d better stand properly. You’re not allowed to leave the region you’re standing in. If you leave, you’ll lose!” General Skeleton cackled and immediately concluded, not giving him any chance to regret.
“Watch my first move.” General Skeleton seemed to be impatient. Seeing that Li Xiang had agreed, it no longer hesitated. A light flashed in its hand, and a huge Bone Battle Sword appeared in its hand. General Skeleton leaped forward and appeared beside Li Xiang like a ray of light. It then slashed down at Li Xiang’s head. This sword was truly vicious.
However, just as the battle sword was about to hit his head, General Skeleton suddenly stretched out its leg and kicked Li Xiang’s crotch.
This kick to the groin was truly unexpected. It came out of nowhere and was as fast as lightning.
This kick was hidden under the mount, so no one could see it.
The sword attack was just a feint. The kick was the fatal attack instead.
“It’s so vicious and shameless!”
Even with Li Xiang’s temperament, he could not help but feel speechless when he noticed the kick. Even women would not use such a vicious and shameless move in a fight, but such a tall and mighty General Skeleton had used it. It was simply roadkill.
He raised his eyebrows. No man would be indifferent to this move.
Shua!
With a thought, a Black Battle Armor appeared, covering his entire body. A huge Black Tortoise phantom appeared, firmly enveloping Li Xiang. It looked vivid.
Black Tortoise Battle Armor!
Both of his feet stepped on the ground as if they were growing out of the ground. An aura was stillborn. This was a peerless emperor.
Bang!
General Skeleton’s groin kick landed directly on the Black Tortoise Battle Armor. This kick was extremely vicious, and the power contained in it was not to be underestimated. Even a mountain would be shattered by the kick. The power contained in it was certainly more than 100,000 pounds.
However, when it landed on the Black Tortoise Battle Armor, the armor only shook slightly as if it was brushed by a breeze. The Black Tortoise phantom emitted divine light and directly divided the force into two.
At the same time, the force returned to the armor after a short period of convergence. It bounced back, and General Skeleton’s foot was blown away on the spot.
It was as if General Skeleton had encountered the power of the mythical beast, Black Tortoise. It felt as if it had kicked on a tough divine mountain. The power entered the armor and merged with the vast ocean. It did not cause any effect. Instead, when it was blown away, a sharp force was blasted into its body, wanting to grind its entire leg into pieces.
The Black Tortoise Battle Armor combined Skeleton General’s strength with its own and reflected it back. Not only did it block the vicious kick, but it was even counterattacked. It didn’t even move to do that.
The huge recoil caused a strange cracking sound to come from General Skeleton’s leg. Cracks appeared on its thigh, making it look extremely terrifying and ferocious.
Not only did it fail to achieve its goal, but it also suffered a backlash.
“It’s so vicious! This General Skeleton is so insidious and shameless. The sword is just a pretense. The real killer move is the groin kick instead.”
“Are you kidding me? No matter how shameless you are, you can’t do that. Even a woman won’t use a groin kick, but the General Skeleton actually used it. It’s so wretched! My entire outlook on life has been overturned. My eyes are going blind!”
Many people could not help but burst into an uproar on the spot. They even started cursing. This was simply challenging their mental limits.
“You can’t be too shameless as a human, and you can’t be too ‘skeletal’ as an Undead.”
The Undead Army around them turned their heads away. They felt ashamed to link themselves with General Skeleton.
Shame! What a shame!
Even the bronze coffin, which had always been calm and indifferent, trembled a few times.
The High Priest was not calm either.
“Take the shit!”
The cracks on General Skeleton’s leg were quickly repaired, and the power that had entered its body was quickly expelled. Then, a bronze toilet bowl appeared in his hand. It was rusted and looked ancient.
However, at this moment, waves of strange smell rose from this ancient artifact.
The toilet bowl was a treasure. Under the command of General Skeleton, it suddenly flew into the air and began to spin in a strange way. The rotation was shocking. The mouth of the toilet bowl was directly facing Li Xiang.
With this turn, the shit in the toilet bowl was immediately thrown out.
Those who knew what it was naturally understood that was actually shit!
As soon as it appeared, it began to float in all directions. That scene was simply unbearable to look at!
Pfft!
Drunkard was still drinking, but he spat out a mouthful of wine on the spot.
“Saliva monster!”
Wushuang Ghost, who was at the side, was caught off guard and was directly sprayed all over his face. His face darkened on the spot, and he cursed loudly.
“So smelly! So poisonous! This bullsh*t General Invincible should be called General Shit or General Toilet Bowl! This is simply intolerable!” Pao Ding’s expression changed drastically, and he subconsciously took a step back.
The power of the shit was earth-shattering.
“F*ck!”
Even Li Xiang couldn’t help but curse when he saw this scene. His eyelids twitched and his face turned ugly. He never thought that this General Skeleton would be shameless to this extent.
It wasn’t that its bottom line was too low, but that his imagination wasn’t strong enough.
This General Skeleton’s bottom line should not be called the bottom line, but the abyss. There was no bottom at all!
D*mn it! It could even use shit. It was simply invincible.
Crack!
As the toilet bowl rotated, a large amount of shit sprinkled out and landed on the Generals’ Battle Stage. It was as if a storm had descended, and there was no way to dodge it. Moreover, he could not leave the ten feet radius. It was as if all escape routes had been sealed off.
Li Xiang’s face turned ugly, and his eyes flickered with inextinguishable anger.
“Frost!”
Li Xiang did not use any equipment, but he only raised his hand and waved. With himself as the center, a frosty white gas instantly spread out.
He had long comprehended the Frost Law and had already comprehended 15% of the small success realm. However, he had fused the mythical grade treasure, the Frost Hands, into the Tower of Stars. This allowed him to mobilize the power of the Frost Law to double, or even more, even though he was only in the small success realm.
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Originally, he didn’t intend to expose his true strength. His purpose of soul traveling this time was just to collect people and talents for the Kingdom of Dawn.
He had never thought that this shameless skeleton would force him to reveal some of his divine realm techniques. This made him very angry.
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