Volume 5 Chapter 260 - 'Makoto Shihouin'
More than a week later, ever since receiving Azazel's experimental data, Kisuke cooped himself inside of his workshop, forgoing any sleep and would only come out for an hour each day.
However, each of those days will have 'random' lightning drops down on his head whenever he goes out for some fresh are. And sometimes, from the corner of his vision, he would see a black-haired beauty smiling with a dark aura around her. Though Kisuke's solution is just to ignore her.
"Kisuke… Are you still busy?" Yoruichi, in her school uniform, asked when Kisuke came out of his workshop early in the morning.
Kisuke stopped and thought for a moment, 'I still have a few things to do… but I should use this time to spend some time with Yoruichi,' Kisuke smiled at her and replied, "Nope~. I'm mostly done and I can leave it alone for now. Wanna go somewhere today?"
"Today is the academy's Parent's Day. Will you come?"
"Hmm… Parent's Day is it? My mom can't go as she might get recognized by someone considering that the academy is run by a Devil… Yep, I'll go~."
"Great~. Let's go on a date after school!" Yoruichi chuckled and bid her farewell, "I'll be waiting for you."
"Now then… What should I do?" But since it's Kisuke Urahara, he wouldn't just simply going to school without messing anything up, "Right! I should go with that!"
Deciding on an idea, Kisuke cleaned his shihakushou and put on his favorite bucket hat and wooden sandals before taking out his trusty cane. And to finish off his attire for school, he took out and slapped a beard matching his hair color on his face, "That should do it~."
An hour later, he arrived at the academy with other parents who are here to watch their child in the class. Walking confidently, he ignored the students who instantly recognized him and went inside the school building where the parents will be guided to their children's classes.
And since Kisuke is famous in a certain way, the teacher in charge of guiding them also instantly recognized him, "Kisuke Urahara of Class 2-A… What are you doing? And I heard that you haven't been coming to classes."
Pointing to himself while sporting a confused expression, Kisuke asked while using a natural deeper voice, "Teacher… Are you perhaps referring to me?"
The teacher is taken aback but he continued, "Of course! Who else? And what are you wearing? Go change back to your uniform and go back to your class! I'll be asking the Guidance Councilor to talk to your parents later."
"Huh? Teacher, aren't you mistaking me for someone else?"
"How could I mistake you!? Everyone who attends and works at this school knows who you are in one way or another! And what game are you playing this time!? Come with me to the Guidance Office! I'll have the principal talk to you!" Losing his patience, the teacher chooses to deal with him directly.
Kisuke started from shaking and he loudly tapped his cane on the floor gathering everyone's attention from the vicinity, "Huh!? Why are you stopping me from going to my favorite niece's class!? And who the hell is this Kisuke Urahara bastard that you kept mistaking me to!? I just wanted to see my cute niece Yoruichi attending her classes! Why are you stopping me! Don't you know who I am!? I'm Makoto Shihouin!"
The teacher and those around the vicinity were surprised at his sudden outburst and they all have one question in my, 'Who is Makoto Shihouin?'
However, they couldn't ask. Due to his confidence and charisma, they don't dare to ask. The teacher then immediately bowed down in front of him, "I'm sorry, mister Makoto Shihouin! It's just that your appearance is almost identical to one of our students who haven't been coming to school! I hope you can forgive me!" Although he doesn't know if he's telling the truth or not, he didn't want to risk it and get in trouble, 'And who the hell would disguise as a guardian by just putting on a thin beard on their face and reprimand a teacher? No one is that crazy!'
Too bad for him, that crazy guy just did it.
"I'm sorry for the hold-up. I'll be guiding you to the classroom. Please follow me."
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Inside the classroom, Yoruichi kept turning her head to the door, "What's wrong, Yoruichi-san?" A female student with chin-length blue hair beside her asked.
"My sweet potato said he'll come today…" Yoruichi answered absentmindedly.
"He'll come today?" Aika, who is also beside her, asked.
The other girls who heard Yoruichi's also reacted, violently, despite some of the parents already inside the classroom, "Yoruichi-neesama!? What do you mean by sweet potato!?"
The blue-haired girl, Xenovia, asked again in confusion, "Sweet potato? Is that how you call your parents or guardian?"
Hearing her question, the girls calmed down, "Oh… Right… Her guardian! We almost misunderstand her!" Each one of the female students sighed in relief, "After all, no one in this school deserves Yoruichi-neesama!" One of them said and all of them agreed.
'Now that I think about it… They still don't know that the goddess they are worshipping has a boyfriend… And a disappointing pervert at that…' Aika thought as she recalls Yoruichi's 'conquest' this past week, 'He's coming, right? I can't wait to drop the bomb~!'
Yoruichi, on the other hand, patted her forehead when she heard Xenovia's question, 'That idiot! He's not coming as a student! But a guardian! He might be already here in disguise!' She then started eyeing the parents trying to see through them.
Seeing her actions, Aika also came to the same conclusion since it's Kisuke and asked, "Couldn't you just feel his aura?"
"When it comes to hiding, although not as good as me, he's still disgustingly good." She sighed. After checking the parents, she knew that he's still not here and would probably come with the second batch of the parents.
A few minutes later, the second and final batch of parents entered the classroom. And just as Yoruichi and Aika expected, Kisuke is among the parents. What they didn't expect though is that he'll just plastered a beard on his face to disguise and those who knew him good enough that it's his usual attire.
"How did he…? Did he hypnotize the teacher or something?" Aika blankly asked.
"N-no… I don't feel any mana or Reiatsu around the teacher… He probably convinced him, though I don't know how…" Yoruichi replied, also dumbfounded.
"Kisuke Urahara! What are you doing!?" Their teacher asked.
Kisuke turned towards the teacher in front with a crumpled face, "Like I said, who the hell is this imbecile, Kisuke Urahara, that you kept mistaking me for!? Is he as handsome as me!?"
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