Chapter 286: The Great Exorcist
"I'm telling you! I saw it!" Kurumi slaps her table as the women of the Souma Family stare at their youngest while Nik awkwardly smiles at the rather effeminate man eyeing him worse than one of his previous customers. Mitsuko warned him about her husband's tendencies, but she never told him the man was her sluttier counterpart in a man's body! How in the hell has this family sustained themselves without killing one man, at least, in their conquest for sexual fantasies?!
The man in question leans forward with a slightly greedy look, "Mitsuko says you're better than my 'friend' in lasting longer~! I must say I envy my wife's luck."
'I did say I'm Mitsuko's bragging rights,' Nik works his jaw. 'Just roll with it.'
"Hello?!" Kurumi yells. "I saw a ghost!"
"So did I?" Souko scoffs. "But I was drunk... Were you?"
"She can't drink," Sayoko looks at Nik and then at her 'father.' "How was your day, Juno-san?" She regards him by his first name as he grins. "Great! But I hear you girls couldn't go to work and your University."
"No thanks to him," Souko pouts, staring at Nik. "I was hoping to brag to my juniors."
"And I to my deskmate," Sayoko sighs.
"You all are ignoring me!" Kurumi scowls as Mitsuko pulls her daughter down to the couch, sighing and placing her palm on her cheek. "We just believe you will use any story to sway things in your favor about moving in with Nik. He is only starting to earn, and while Kyouko-san is kind to let him in for low rates—"
"He rented the whole place," Kurumi cuts her mother off as the living room falls silent.
"What?" Souko blinks owlishly as Nik coughs.
"Ehm, I'm slightly wealthier than I let you guys on," he smiles slightly coyly.
"And you can deal with ghosts, don't forget about that part," Kurumi asserts her beliefs confidently without inhibitions. "I know you saw that ghost before I lost consciousness! Did you use some mantra or something? Where are your praying beads? Are they inside your assh—"
"How about you let the man explain?" Juno Hishawari smiles, looking at Nik. "I love men with a little mystery around them. And you can't use smartphones or laptops, I hear. It's quite cute, no?" He nudges Mitsuko's shoulder as she stares at Nik with a wide smirk. "Yes~!"
"How do I say this," Nik sighs deeply. He doesn't want to speak more lies, as the previous cover of Amnesia is a good sweet spot. But he can try nudging the family in the right direction with each lie until the truth doesn't seem so strange. So, he blurts the most outlandish thing that comes to his mind, "I come from a long line of exorcists. I lost my memory because of a powerful spirit, but I exorcised it. That's what I was doing for a week, and I will have to keep doing so every month or so."
The room falls silent again as the rest hear Kurumi's soft whisper—"I knew it!"
"He is quite humorous, too," Juno smiles at his wife as Souko raises her hand. "Wait, wait! You're saying the strange woman we saw that day was real?!"
"Not anymore," Nik smiles.
"Well," Mitsuko frowns. "I HAVE heard a few rumors, but I didn't worry about it. It was mostly drunk ramblings."
"I'm telling you, it was real! I HAVE to stay with Nik!" Kurumi asserts shamelessly, "I could be haunted!"
"You're not," Nik shakes his head, calming Mitsuko's worry. "She's not."
"You don't know that," Kurumi pouts. "Besides, I won't be a burden. I already have good grades, and I'm not planning to enter some great Uni after high school. I can afford a part-time job."
"No," Sayoko and Mitsuko deny the notion at once with stern looks in their eyes as Souko shrugs wryly. She wants to encourage her sister to spread her wings even when making stupid decisions, but that wouldn't fly in reality.
"But," Kurumi mustered before sighing in defeat under her mother's and sister's stern gazes. "Forget it."
"You were saying something about your family before," Mitsuko changes the topic as Nik nods. "Yeah, they know about you and are grateful for the kindness you showed me the week before. But they cannot speak the native language like me. I will feel happy to host you guys whenever you feel like dropping in. I'm here to stay, after all."
"Heh~!" Sayoko leans back on the couch. "Who's going to empty our rations now? We stocked a month's worth of veggies for the week alone."
"I can still stop by," Nik blinks before looking at Kurumi. "If you'd like me to drop you off at your school occasionally." It barely cheers the girl as she keeps sitting with her shoulders slumped.
"Or," Mitsuko offers, "Take your time to explore and understand your surroundings. Sayoko can show you around her university. Or Souko can show you around the area she works."
"Since Souko works in the same company I do, maybe I can have the honor of hosting our former guest," Juno widely smiles as Nik finds himself in a position of 'thirst' under the entire Family's expectant gaze.
"I would rather spend my time here, eating your cooking," Nik strokes his chin thoughtfully, his words delighting Mitsuko more than she cares to show on her expression. "But I also promised about that Karaoke thing with Kurumi. I'm still around for 27 more days. But first, I would like to prepare the space for my family. I doubt things won't be so easygoing for me in the coming days."
"Do you need help?" Mitsuko cocks her head sideways, offering herself for the job as Nik glances at Juno. It's clear that the couple's living relationship is more about convenience than anything since Juno has a 'friend' waiting on him in his bedroom as they speak!
"How about we help you now?" Kurumi suddenly questions, looking at Juno without any expression. "It should free the house for you, too, right?"
Juno contemplates without hesitation as Souko and Sayoko look at each other. They already missed their days today after last night's events—but now they have experience, right? Things will be better, right? Even Mitsuko seems taken by the idea. In such a strange situation, the entire family seems to have come up to a surprising cordiality as Mitsuko chuckles, "Well, I fear you would succumb and order fast food again. I don't know what Yuuko was thinking when teaching you the worst things about Smartphones the earliest! I should help prepare the kitchen for your family. Say, are they going to arrive tonight? If so, I can help prepare meals for them."
And more than taken by her cooking, Nik nods. "You can cook for them. I'm sure they will find gratification at the thought—I didn't sleep hungry even if at the cost of their meals."
"Oh, my~! Voracious, are we?" Juno smirks as he stands, "And Nik, I hope you can keep my secret safe. My company doesn't take kindly to someone with my orientation."
"Sure," Nik shrugs, despite noting his desire to whisk Mitsuko and Kurumi away AT LEAST. But with how Souko and Sayoko take to him, he feels his passions are only about to be encouraged in this world.
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"Huff, it was so tiring," Kyouko massages her left shoulder as she inadvertently recalls Nik easily picking stacks of heavy boxes without breaking a sweat. She didn't imagine he was serious about settling here, but the equally 'heavy' transaction into her bank should display his sincerity. Kyouko's breathing paces up as she hurriedly swipes up on her smartphone and sees the text message as the 'Yen' sign glints in her eyes. 'Yay~! Rent and my salary from the nursery should be enough to help me with the debt~!'
Kyouko smiles widely and looks at her late husband's picture. "Isn't this amazing, Daa-san? Now you can truly move on without worrying for me~ Hehe, I don't know why, but I still felt you watching over me, but that feeling vanished when I got the new tenants. I guess even you agree."
She slumps on her mattress, muttering, "But I didn't think I'd see the entire Souma Family with him. I wonder what they are upto."
Her nostrils twitch slightly. A delicious aroma spreads into the compact structure through the thin walls as Kyouko's stomach grumbles.
"Mooou! I don't want to cook. I'm so tired," she whines, turning on her back as she stretches her feet under her Kotatsu table. "Should I order? No, no! I promised I would start dieting!" She touches her belly, pressing into her flesh with a resigned sigh. "Dieting is so hard—"
*Knock*
*Knock*
Okusan quickly responds to the door, opening it slightly to peek at Nik before gasping in surprise as she sees a gift-wrapped box in his hands.
"Nik?" she blinks. "Is this for me? You shouldn't have done that! I still didn't purchase anything for you as a housewarming gift." She accepts the gift without much hassle since it's rather customary to gift new neighbors, and she planned to purchase Nik and his family something while returning from her job tomorrow.
"It's not an issue, Kyouko-san. I hope you like it."
"Oh? Let's see if I can guess the content," Kyouko smiles as she starts shaking the light box, noting muffled thuds as she grows oblivious to her large breasts swaying harder than the box, constantly distracting Nik as he appreciates the sight until—
*Kuuuuuu*
Kyouko stops in her track while Nik glances down at her stomach before matching her gaze. The smell of Mitsuko's delicious cooking becomes even more prominent between them as Kyouko's cheeks burn bright red, and her blue eyes glaze with embarrassment!
"Ehm, Nik, are you hungry?" The woman tries to shift the blame in a vain attempt. Nik clears his throat, offering, "I also forgot to mention Mitsuko wanted me to ask you to join us for dinner if you haven't cooked anything for yourself."
"Really?!" Kyouko gapes before placing the box on the nearby counter and stepping out. "I didn't get a lot of time to cook between accepting your deliveries, so it's fine." She locks her door before walking the flight of stairs with Nik, her arm brushing with his as she questions, "When will your family arrive?"
"Late," Nik smiles. "But I will make sure we don't disturb your sleep."
"It's fine," she shakes her head. "Please ask anything if you'd like more help later."
"Of course," Nik smiles before loudly introducing his and Kyouko's entry into the middle apartment on the first floor in case the Souma Family planned something behind his back.
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'It was all home-cooked and healthy, so eating my fill shouldn't affect my weight, right?' Kyouko thinks as she leans on her chair with a blissful look. "You are an amazing cook, Mitsuko-san!" She praises without any shame as a bead of sweat rolls down her cheek despite the cold draft present in the apartment.
"I'm glad you liked it," Mitsuko smiles and watches the girls helping Nik with the appliances since he was stubborn about installing and starting most of the things. Of course, units like A.C. and other wiring will need a professional in the coming week, but everything else is fine.
"Not that button! This one," Kurumi's voice echoes from the bathroom.
"I pressed this button, see? Doesn't work!" Nik's frustration is easy to note.
"Ah! You two should plug the wire before starting anything," Sayoko's chuckle echoes as Mitsuko and Kyouko smile at each other. But Souko's words made Kyouko still.
"Just enter the bath already. You can play with the washing machine later, right? Sayoko's already out of her clothes."
"My, my," Mitsuko smiles without a hint of shame, standing and picking one of the empty dishes, "I should do the dishes~!"
"I- I will help," Kyouko perks with a deep blush as her imagination runs deep in her mind, conjuring all sorts of situations as Mitsuko shakes her head, "I can't ask you to do that, Kyouko. Besides, there aren't many dishes despite the amount Nik eats. Hehe, it must have surprised you, right?"
Kyouko gulps at the recollection of Nik inhaling Mitsuko's cooking with a blissful look. But the pinkette snaps out of her reverie when Mitsuko returns to the table from behind Kyouko, gently patting her shoulder and leaning into her ear before whispering hotly, "Nik always gives me a reason to fill him up since he reciprocates in kind. So, how about I do the dishes and enter the bath? You should sleep as quickly as possible, Kyouko. Chances are we are staying 'up' till we greet Nik's family later."
Kyouko's heart thumps in her comely bosom as her face and neck heat up. She lowers her head and nods before standing and hastily stating, "Thank you for the food, Mitsuko-sa—"
"I thought we were friends," Mitsuko smiles. "There's no need for honorifics, Kyouko. I'm sure you will see a lot more of me in the coming days."
"R-right," Kyouko nods, avoiding Mitsuko's knowing gaze. "Tell Nik I'm grateful for the gift, and look forward to meeting his family."
"Of course," Mitsuko smiles as she eyes Kyouko's back while the latter escapes, noting the pinkette's wide, bubbly ass before shaking her head and sighing. "I wish she finds someone for herself. She's adorable, after all."
Mitsuko hums a soft tune as she starts doing the dishes while the noise of her daughters doing their 'host' starts echoing in the building.
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The glowing number on her digital alarm clock displays 01:47 am. Her intense stare notes every passing minute. The sound of her heartbeats drum in her ears as she squeezes her blanket hard, her thighs clamp the thick material as her knees rub together, while she feels sweat trickle down her neck into her pressed cleavage straining against the buttons of her nightshirt. Her exposed toes curl with every beat and thump from the upper room, hurried gasps leak from the thin walls, and her room is beginning to feel oddly 'comfortable.'
Her nipples pressed into the soft material of her nightshirt, poking out similar to the exciting days with her Daa-san, as her unkempt lower half twitched urgently.
"—ngh~!"
Hot moans and grunts fill her dark room as Kyouko bites her bottom lip, stifling her own voice as one of her hands lies firmly lodged between her thighs under the blanket, her fingers circling her poking nubbin as she cares little for the wet spot in her nightwear.
'It's not just Mitsuko,' Kyouko breathes heavily, her mind muddling with desires she felt she lost after her husband's untimely passing. It's as if all of it came gushing back tonight for some reason. Even her room smells like a man's comforting scent, soothing her with hushed whispers as she focuses on the rougher grunts echoing from the walls instead of the squeaking and moaning girls.
'He is doing all of them?' Kyouko doesn't know if she should feel horrified by the thought of a family fucking the same man—or a man fucking the whole family!
'What about his family?' Kyouko wonders as she has yet to hear a thing about someone entering her property, even this late in the night—she can't sleep as is. It's not just the voice. Her fingers keep her company as Kyouko's thin digits slip inside her wet, steamy folds. A low groan escapes her pouty lips, blowing against her pillow before she bites on the fabric with a needy grunt as her fingers move and rubs her insides, causing her walls to clamp harder than her thighs did to her blanket.
'Yuuko sent him,' Kyouko wonders with a heavy blush. 'Is her family involved, too?' She must ask Yuuko later!
*Thud*
"—right there~!—harder?"
Kyouko hears Mitsuko begging, imagining the beautiful mother of three on her knees as a man twice her size fucked her raw from behind, a hand on top of her head to press her down and the other hand on the woman's shapely ass, fondling Mitsuko without care in her daughters' presence!
"Hnua~!" A moan slips out from Kyouko as the imagination sends her off the edge. Her trembling body hugs her blanket tighter as she inadvertently wets her mattress—problems for later. But the hot feeling coursing in her veins doesn't inhibit after a single release. Something feels wrong, she notes. It's as if she is in a lover's embrace, feeling their breath on her neck and pussy at the same time.
It's exhilarating!
She hasn't felt such a way in a long time!
Unknown to Kyouko, Nik, Mitsuko, Kurumi, Souko, and Sayoko, the entire block feels the same as the neighboring apartment complex notes a spike in noises alongside other residents as the patrolling cops—hot and bothered—catch the guard of the adjacent complex touching himself out in public!
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Alternate Title: Nik Exorcising Hoes and Ghosts Alike; The Slutty Husband; Kurumi Knows What She Saw!; Souko Realizing She Hooked Up With A Ghost Hoe Magnet; Kurumi: Let Me Search For The Beads In Yo Ass!; Kurumi About To Offend Religion Harder Than Mass Murderers; Kurumi's Efforts Shot Down; Sanity In The World of Hentai; Mitsuko's Bragging Rights; The Passion of Plundering Resurfaces; A Housewarming Orgy; The Dinner; The Blissful Landlord; Okusan: Cutie With a Booty; [Twilight's Charm] Corrupting The Neighborhood Again; Okusan Doesn't Know Daa-San is Gone; Okusan Raising All The 'Dark' Hentai Tags Starting From Blackmail; Forget About Meeting Family, Okusan Almost Witnessed Nik Creating Another; When Nik and Kurumi Share The Same Braincell; Sayoko: First Plug The Machine, Then Me; Library, Office, and Karaoke Smut Incoming; The Souma Family and The Rise of Harem; Kyouko Asking The Right Questions; Okusan's Imagination Is On Point; Let Okusan Be a Prophet And Hope For The Amano Family!
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