Chapter 437: Chapter 434: This Emperor is Only Responsible for Being Wild
One look was all it took. He met the right pig and saw the wrong drawing.
Huangfu Zhong was not okay.
He wasn’t the first man in the world to get pregnant, but he was definitely the first to get pregnant twice in a single day!
Sensing the Vitality within him stir and gather in his lower abdomen, Huangfu Zhong was in utter despair.
But it wasn’t all bad. Having gone through it once, he at least knew the best way to solve this problem was a "C-section."
With a sharp blade in hand, he was prepared to "deliver" it himself at any time.
As for revenge, that would have to wait until he had dealt with the pregnancy.
As for the Bald Immortal, he was closest to the Pig Emperor and was still in the midst of his attack. Naturally, he received some special attention from the Pig Emperor.
For instance, implanting several extra Life Seeds in his body, making him pregnant with eight or ten babies.
And since it was a mass implantation, the Bald Immortal was the first to react.
The ten-zhang spatial barrier had barely compressed to one zhang, still far from touching the Pig Emperor, when the Bald Immortal’s knees buckled. His limbs went limp, and all strength drained from his body.
Even his Immortal Power recoiled inside him, slipping from his control and converging toward his lower abdomen.
"Hmm? What’s happening to me?"
Before the Bald Immortal could even process what was happening, his belly swelled up as if inflated with air. In an instant, it burst through his waistband, bulging high and round like a millstone.
"AH!"
The Bald Immortal cried out in pain. It felt as if someone was forcibly stuffing a cartload of massive rocks into his stomach.
He could feel his belly skin stretched as thin as paper, ready to burst at the slightest touch.
In this state, forget about attacking the Pig Emperor—he couldn’t even stand. He collapsed to the ground, lying on his side.
As time passed, his belly continued to stretch larger and larger.
Soon, it was even wider than his entire body.
From a distance, he looked like a python that had swallowed giant prey. It was an incredibly bizarre sight.
At first, the experts from the other Sub-Palaces were merely watching the spectacle, but soon, they too felt that something was wrong.
Especially when their own bellies began to slowly expand. Panic erupted among the crowd.
"Damn that pig-face! It tricked us!"
"Pregnant?! A true man stands tall and proud! I’ve lived for thousands of years, and now my lifelong reputation is to be ruined here!"
"What kind of Demon Technique is this? How can it make us pregnant?!"
"I have yet to find a Dao companion and am still a maiden... What am I to do?" a female Immortal expert lamented, her face etched with bitterness.
They tried with all their might to stop the Vitality from gathering in their lower abdomens, but it was all for naught.
Their bellies kept growing larger, and the Life Aura of the things inside them grew stronger.
Soon, they too began to experience labor pains.
"Damn it! That pig did this, so it must have a way to fix it!"
It’s unclear who shouted it first, but the Immortals’ eyes all lit up.
’That makes sense!’
The next second, the Pig Emperor was surrounded by more than five hundred Immortal experts.
The bizarre thing was, all the Immortals kept their heads down, not daring to look at it.
"Lock it down with Divine Sense! We absolutely cannot let it escape!"
The Immortals all released their Divine Sense, intending to lock onto the Pig Emperor.
But when their Divine Sense landed on the painted scroll on the Pig Emperor’s body, a peculiar power surged out from the two "eggs" on the scroll, pouring through their Divine Sense and into their bodies.
PFFFT—
Anyone who made contact with their Divine Sense, regardless of their cultivation or gender, found their bellies instantly doubling in size.
"OOF!"
In a single instant, more than half of the Immortals collapsed to the ground.
Their faces were sallow, and beads of sweat rolled endlessly down their cheeks. They had lost all trace of their usual immortal grace.
"Fall back! That thing affects Divine Sense too!"
After that cry of alarm, the Immortals all withdrew their Divine Sense, not daring to take another step closer to the Pig Emperor.
"Heh heh, I called you all trash, and you still wouldn’t admit it! If you’ve got the guts, take a look at Grandmaster Pig!" the Pig Emperor taunted, wagging its tail.
The Immortals were furious, wishing they could strike down the Pig Emperor right then and there.
But no one dared to make a move. They were uncertain if their True Essence would also trigger the scroll, causing the life within their bellies to double in size again.
"Mo the kid, let me borrow your Fire Stick!" the Pig Emperor said, waving a hoof at Mo Qi.
Mo Qi, his eyes closed, replied speechlessly, "Take off that ’little vest’ of yours!"
The Pig Emperor chuckled and, in a flash, took the scroll off its body.
"So, how many points do you give this Emperor’s scheme?"
Mo Qi rolled his eyes, took out the Obsidian Fire Stick, and tossed it to the Pig Emperor.
"One hundred and three points. One extra for tolerance, one for the emotional impact, and one out of fatherly love. Don’t you get arrogant."
’Fucking brilliant, my friend!’
Mo Qi had guessed the Pig Emperor would put its two bizarre abilities to use, but he never, ever expected it would pull a "little vest" stunt and get almost all the Immortals pregnant.
’He’s made mortal enemies of these Immortals.’
If there was still a chance for de-escalation after the Spirit Pool Demon Sound incident, there was none now. Once these Immortals recovered, they would surely fight to the death, even if Granny Jin Hua herself tried to stop them.
This wasn’t just about the pregnancies anymore; it was about their reputation, their purity, and their dignity!
"Hahaha, don’t just worship this Emperor. This Emperor is right here, not some legend."
Seeing the Pig Emperor’s incredibly smug look, Mo Qi really wanted to smack it with the stick.
"Having fun, are we? So, how do you plan to clean this up?"
"Clean up?" The Pig Emperor sauntered over to the Bald Immortal, who was in too much pain to even breathe, and gave Mo Qi a puzzled look. "This Emperor is only in charge of making waves. As for cleaning up... that’s a problem for you to consider, Mo the kid."
Mo Qi: "..."
’I don’t know this pig. You can do whatever you want with it, I don’t care!’
Seeing Mo Qi’s expression darken, the Pig Emperor quickly sent a voice transmission: "Don’t think this Emperor doesn’t know what you’ve been cooking up recently. This Emperor can secretly lend you a hand and help you make a huge profit from this!"
As it spoke, the Pig Emperor jutted its snout toward the pregnant Immortals.
"The new Medicinal Cuisine you’ve developed can solve their problem, but without this Emperor’s help, getting them to recover quickly and trust its effects won’t be something you can do in a day or two."
"Furthermore, only this Emperor can suppress the growth and development of the ’fetuses’ inside them, giving you enough time to prepare the Medicinal Cuisine for everyone."
Hearing this, Mo Qi’s dark expression instantly brightened.
’Why didn’t you just say that from the start? You just had to be a smartass!’
’Looks like it’s time to put the Pig Emperor on a stricter diet.’
’That should stop it from pulling these risky stunts without consulting me.’
"Everyone, I have some good news for you."
Mo Qi rose and leaped into the clouds. Using his True Essence as a medium, he broadcast his voice across the entire island.
"Congratulations, you’re expecting!"
