Chapter 361: Chapter 361: I Bet You Wouldn’t Dare_1
Still shaken, Qin Feng looked at the woman beside him with a speechless expression, asking, "Are you showing off your driving skills to me?"
"Exciting, isn’t it?" Shangguan Yan said with a smug look.
"Exciting my ass! There are so many cars and people on the road, what if there’s an accident, how troublesome would that be?"
"Stinky little brother, you’re just too chicken to play, aren’t you? I, your sister, am going to play no matter what!"
Having said that, Shangguan Yan stepped on the gas again, and Daniu began to roar wildly.
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Speeding along the road, Qin Feng screamed continuously from the passenger seat. Of course, he was faking it, just teasing Shangguan Yan for fun.
Because, while screaming, he could ’accidentally’ grab Shangguan Yan’s thigh. Far from being disgusted, she actually took pride in it, thinking she had scared Qin Feng.
As for Qin Feng, he was indeed not being a pervert, it was just that Shangguan Yan’s thigh felt quite comfortable to the touch.
Sitting idly by as a passenger, he naturally couldn’t help but touch it now and then, grab it a bit, just to alleviate some of the boredom, right?
Most importantly, whenever he touched Shangguan Yan inadvertently, the Xuanhuang Qi in his Dantian would get a bit stronger.
In any case, Shangguan Yan’s physique was different from that of ordinary women. Qin Feng hadn’t figured out what was going on yet, but he liked touching her. Because every time he did, it was good for him, it aided his cultivation.
In the beginning, Shangguan Yan thought Qin Feng was really scared. Later on, she realized his screams were too fake, clearly not genuine, he just wanted an excuse to take advantage of her. However, Shangguan Yan wasn’t upset; in fact, she quite enjoyed it.
Therefore, far from stopping Qin Feng, she even sped up Daniu, pressing the gas even harder and taking corners more sharply, deliberately creating opportunities for Qin Feng to ’take advantage.’
With Shangguan Yan’s driving, a journey that should have taken only a quarter of an hour had Daniu running for more than an hour. Shangguan Yan took Qin Feng for a lengthy detour around the second ring road before finally driving into Dongxi Villa, having grown tired of playing.
"You took a detour?" Qin Feng asked.
"Yeah!" Shangguan Yan nodded with a grin, openly admitting, "I did it on purpose, got a problem with that?"
"I wouldn’t dare."
"You better not dare! Did you have your fill of taking advantage of your sister on the way?"
"Who took advantage of you? I didn’t!" Qin Feng quickly denied.
"Didn’t? Do you think your sister is a gullible three-year-old girl? I can see right through your little tricks, you bastard. All the screaming and acting scared was just for the chance to cop a feel."
"I didn’t do that! You’re talking nonsense!"
"My car has a dashboard camera, you know. All your actions have been recorded. You touched my thigh twenty-eight times, and your dog-brained head bumped into my chest eight times. You even ’bumped’ your dog mouth against it twice."
Shangguan Yan pulled up the footage from the dashboard camera, pointing at the frozen image and asking with a grin, "You bastard, what do you think would happen if I showed this to your wife?"
With incontrovertible evidence, Qin Feng could no longer feign innocence, and could only whine, "Nice big sister, you wouldn’t do that."
"Why wouldn’t I?"
"Because it would be bad for your reputation."
"Bad for my reputation? When the time comes, I’ll just say you, the bastard, deceived me! You hit on me even though you have a wife. Then I’d be the victim and could join your wife in beating you up, you scumbag!"
"You know I’m a scumbag, yet why keep giving me chances to scum you? What are you after?" Qin Feng asked curiously.
"What’s there to want from a bastard like you? Maybe I got bewitched by a ghost and fell for you, you little bastard! If I have to say what I want, it’s for you to divorce your wife quickly! Then, you’ll be all mine!"
"Isn’t an outstanding man like me supposed to have a harem? Isn’t it a bit too domineering for you to monopolize me all to yourself?"
"A harem? You dare have a harem? I’ll burst them, believe it or not?"
Shangguan Yan got so angry that she pinched Qin Feng hard.
After grabbing him, she asked sharply, "Still thinking about having a harem? If you dare, I’ll make sure you have one but won’t be able to use them, instead, watching other men enjoy them for you, turning you into a laughingstock over and over again, turning you into a vast green meadow!"
This woman was fierce, Qin Feng didn’t dare to talk back, especially now that she had a firm grip on his weakness.
What if, in a fit of rage, she got serious? Then his life would be a miserable one.
A man can have issues anywhere, but that place must never have any problems. Because once there’s an issue there, a man’s life loses all its meaning.
Under the tyranny of the tigress, Qin Feng had no choice but to bow his head and promptly begged for mercy, "I won’t think about it anymore, I will never think about having a harem again."
