Chapter 359: Chapter 359: Attracting Bees and Butterflies_1
"You said half an hour, but it’s been three hours. Do you even have a sense of time?" Shangguan Yan asked, clearly annoyed.
"No."
Qin Feng’s response infuriated Shangguan Yan, and she stamped her dainty foot, causing her proud curves to immediately start jiggling.
It made Qin Feng reluctant to look away for a while.
Noticing the look in the young man’s eyes, Shangguan Yan pointed at his nose with her finger and demanded, "What are you staring at?"
"Weren’t you shaking it for me to see?"
"Dare to stare one more time and see if I don’t gouge your eyes out!"
Shangguan Yan extended two fingers and made a vicious eye-gouging gesture in the air.
Qin Feng didn’t bother to engage with this woman and went straight to the point, "Did you rush to call me over because you got an invitation to the Guyi Auction Center?"
"How easy do you think it is to get an invitation? I called you here just to find you a way. Whether you can get it or not depends on your own skills."
"Depends on my skills?"
If you can’t even get the invitation, there’s no need for you to go to the Guyi Auction Center to find bargains. Without enough skills, not only will you not find anything, but you will also stir up a bunch of trouble for yourself. And I won’t be there to wipe your ass."
"Stop beating around the bush. Just tell me, how do I get the invitation?" Qin Feng asked.
"How good is your medical skill, really?"
Shangguan Yan knew that Qin Feng’s medical skills were not bad, but she had no idea just how skilled he actually was, so she wanted to confirm.
Qin Feng modestly replied, "So-so, I guess! Anyway, treating something like your irregular menstruation shouldn’t be a problem."
"I don’t have irregular menstruation."
"You’ve always had that old problem of irregular menstruation; it just never showed any symptoms before, so you were not aware. This time, you’ll see. For example, in five minutes when your period comes, you’ll have pains as if your belly is being cut by a knife, so painful that you’ll roll on the ground."
"Nonsense! My period just ended last week. How could it come again?"
"That’s why I say you have irregular menstruation!" Qin Feng glanced at Shangguan Yan and smirked, "Your period is about to start, so you shouldn’t dress like this. You’re not a young girl anymore; you should act your age."
"You dare call me old? I will not get my period today! Definitely not! I definitely do not have irregular menstruation!"
Shangguan Yan proclaimed with certainty and confidence, but no sooner had she finished speaking did a pain arise in her lower abdomen the likes of which she had never experienced before.
An unconscious hand flew to her belly, and as soon as she touched it, a rush of heat surged out. Then, she felt as though she was hemorrhaging.
The blood that burst forth not only stained her cheongsam but also ran down her long legs and onto the floor.
"Ah! Ahhh!"
Shangguan Yan screamed as she ran into the back room.
Half an hour later, she came back out dressed in sportswear and wearing soft-soled sneakers on her feet.
Seeing Shangguan Yan pale and appearing drained, clearly having lost a lot of blood, Qin Feng asked cheerfully, "Now do you believe me when I say your menstruation is irregular?"
"You bastard, you just enjoy watching me suffer, don’t you? Since you’ve already figured it out, why not hurry up and treat me! It’s killing me, ouch, ouch!"
Shangguan Yan clutched her belly and wailed, her voice sounding genuinely pitiful.
Half of it was an act, but the other half was real, because her stomach really did hurt as if it was being cut with a knife.
Qin Feng pointed at the sofa and said, "Go lie down over there."
"What are you going to do?" Shangguan Yan asked defensively.
"I’m going to give you acupuncture!"
"What kind of needle?"
"What do you think? Acupuncture needles, of course! It’s not like I’m going to use a man’s needle. With the state you’re in right now, I’m not interested. Blood flowing like a river, isn’t that disgusting?"
"You dare call me disgusting? Do you believe I would slap that look off your face?"
"I don’t believe it! It would be closer to me getting that look off your face!"
"You... you damn bastard!"
Shangguan Yan cursed at Qin Feng, then obediently lay down on the sofa.
The three Hou Family Gold Needles Hou Jiangbao gave to Qin Feng were merged by him into one and could be shaped at will.
This innovation by Qin Feng was based on the Phoenix Needle from the "Xuanhuang Medical Classic," so he named it the Phoenix Needle accordingly.
Although the Phoenix Needle could treat both men and women, to turn it into a divine needle, it couldn’t be defiled by men. Hence, Qin Feng’s Phoenix Needle was reserved exclusively for treating women with acupuncture.
To make it easy to carry, Qin Feng had fashioned the Phoenix Needle into a gold ring and wore it on his pinky finger.
When Qin Feng took it off, Shangguan Yan noticed that he was actually wearing a gold ring on his pinky.
So, she sneered in mockery, "Don’t you have a wife already? Wearing a gold ring on your pinky when you’re married, are you trying to attract bees and butterflies?"
