Chapter 180: Chapter 180: Tit for Tat_1
"Mess around? I would never mess around! I’m someone who always believes in reciprocity, returning peaches with plums. If you want to make me a eunuch, naturally I’d have to consider doing the same to you first. That way, I wouldn’t be letting Mr. Liang down with his great kindness! Besides, only after turning you into a eunuch would you stop thinking about laying a hand on my woman, right?"
After speaking, Qin Feng’s fingers flicked lightly.
The toothpick flew out, striking exactly between Liang Wanliang’s legs, slightly to the left.
Liang Wanliang instinctively reached to cover it, discovering that it didn’t hurt and it seemed he wasn’t injured.
He didn’t know that Qin Feng had used a devilishly clever technique.
After this hit, whenever Liang Wanliang dared to think about women, he would suffer pain that made him twitch.
The more he thought about women, the more intense the pain.
Pain so severe he wished for death!
And this pain could not be cured by anyone but Qin Feng.
Only if he maintained purity and restraint could he stop the pain.
"Get lost!"
Qin Feng tossed Liang Wanliang on the ground like a dead dog.
Liang Wanliang left with his dozen or so thugs, tails between their legs.
However, he had taken note of this incident with Qin Feng.
Daring to spoil his chances with Yu Keqing, he vowed to shred Qin Feng into ten thousand pieces!
After Liang Wanliang left, Yu Keqing looked at Qin Feng and then glanced at Ouyang Bingbing.
Then she asked, "Are you two on a date?"
"A date? As if he’s worth it? We’re just friends having a meal."
Ouyang Bingbing said disdainfully, clearly distancing herself from any relationship with Qin Feng.
Just thinking about the scene where Yu Keqing had kissed Qin Feng made her skin crawl.
She felt like scrubbing Qin Feng’s contaminated mouth with a steel wool pad, thoroughly washing it with soap multiple times.
"Then you both continue, I’ll be leaving."
Yu Keqing walked away, heels clicking, hips swaying.
Her shirt was still wet; she needed to change as soon as possible.
There was something extraordinarily captivating about Yu Keqing’s retreating figure, and Qin Feng couldn’t help but stare at it a little longer.
Ouyang Bingbing noticed this little action.
"Why don’t you just stick your face closer and get your fill?" she said irritably.
"Beautiful things are best appreciated from a distance. Too close, and it loses its appeal," he replied.
"What’s your relationship with Yu Keqing?"
"We don’t have any relationship!"
"No relationship? Then why did she kiss you?"
"She was drugged by Liang Wanliang, right? That was just an effect of the drug."
"An effect of the drug? If it was just the drug, why didn’t she kiss Liang Wanliang?"
"She kissed me, not the other way around. Therefore, it’s meaningless to ask me. If you really want to get to the bottom of it, it’s better to ask Yu Keqing."
"She kissed you, and you didn’t know to dodge?"
"Dodge? When a beautiful woman suddenly plants one on you, even if my mouth says to dodge, my body will honestly stay right there!"
"If she wanted to do something other than kissing, you wouldn’t dodge either?"
"Why would I dodge?"
"You disgusting man, all of you are perverts!"
"Going against a woman’s will is illegal, you know? I wouldn’t do anything illegal."
"You..."
Ouyang Bingbing was so angry she clenched her fists, as if she wanted to give the bastard a good beating.
"You really are a bastard! A filthy pervert!"
"Since you already know I’m a bastard and a filthy pervert, do you still want me to pretend to be your boyfriend and fool your grandfather? If you don’t want me anymore, I’ll just leave. For tonight’s dinner, let’s go Dutch."
"Just because you’re a scumbag, a damned hooligan, that’s why I asked you to pretend to be my boyfriend. You’re such a rotten hooligan without a shred of shame! Plus, you can take a beating!"
"Take a beating? What do you mean by that?" Qin Feng asked.
"Nothing much! It’s just that over at the Capital, I’ve got a lot of young masters from reputable families chasing after me. Those families all have bodyguards, and they’re all skilled fighters. Last time at the Forest Cottage, I saw your martial arts were pretty decent. That’s why I asked you to pretend to be my boyfriend."
"Hang on! From what you’re saying, pretending to be your boyfriend sounds like it comes with the risk of losing my life?"
"With your martial arts skills, they can’t kill you."
"Even if they can’t kill me, what if I get injured? This job is too risky; I have to charge a fee, and it won’t be cheap either."
"A fee? What kind of fee do you want?"
Qin Feng held up a finger and demanded, "One million!"
"You’re asking to be my stand-in boyfriend, which is already a huge advantage for you, and you still have the nerve to ask me for one million?"
"A counterfeit boyfriend, who can’t do what a boyfriend can do; what advantage am I getting? It’s a nominal position at a loss, okay?"
"What exactly do you want to do? If you want to do something, go find Yu Keqing! She even took the initiative to kiss you, could you even refuse her?"
"Are you jealous?"
"Jealous my foot!"
Ouyang Bingbing glared at Qin Feng, then turned and stomped away.
She didn’t want to deal with him anymore!
Originally, Ouyang Bingbing thought Qin Feng would chase after her.
But he didn’t.
With so much food left untouched on the table in the private room, it couldn’t go to waste.
Qin Feng quickly called the waiter to pack it up, planning to take it home to eat with Xue Xiaochan.
At Villa No. 7 in Rose Manor.
Seeing the mess in the backyard and her beautiful clothes ruined and black as tar, Xue Xiaochan exploded.
Just then, Qin Feng came back.
"You bastard, did you do this?" Xue Xiaochan pointed at her clothes and asked.
"It was an accident, a pure accident."
"Accident my foot! What were you doing in the yard? Were you making a bomb? Were you trying to blow the house up?"
"I wasn’t making a bomb; I was just concocting pills. The furnace was such poor quality it blew up."
"You... you owe me compensation!"
"I prepared a whole table of delicious food for you to apologize!"
Qin Feng quickly coaxed and deceived Xue Xiaochan into the dining room.
The packed food was already laid out on the table.
Looking at a table full of dishes, Xue Xiaochan was puzzled.
She glared at Qin Feng and asked, "What’s all this about?"
"An apology! I sincerely want to apologize! I ruined your clothes and I was afraid you’d beat me up, so I ran off to get some tasty food to cool you off."
While speaking, Qin Feng lightly patted her chest with his cheeky hand.
"Get lost! Stop taking advantage of me!"
Xue Xiaochan gave Qin Feng a light hit.
Then, she pointed at the huge crab and asked, "Why is it missing a leg?"
"Uh... I sneaked a taste of it."
"To apologize to me and you sneak a taste first? You bastard!"
After being busy in the office all day and hardly eating at lunch, Xue Xiaochan was already starving to death.
With so many delicious dishes right on the table, she could hardly stay mad. She immediately started gobbling up the food with gusto.
"You have to compensate me for those ruined clothes! For every item damaged, you owe me three!"
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