There was a long silence after Zariel and Aurelia left. Izavith was staring, as was Lilith, for some strange reason. I didn't know why but it seemed they wanted to tell me something.
Pouring myself a cup of lukewarm tea, I could only sip as they continued to stare.
I was sure they had never seen a badass like myself, and with Zariel and Lucifer gone, I was the sexiest bastard in the room. A god amongst gods! A bad bitch.
"You're feeling yourself right now, aren't you?" Lilith was the first to say.
"A true man must. Ugly, disfigured, fat, it doesn't matter. Real men must always feel themselves Because no one else will," I gloriously said, feeling I was speaking God's truth!
Ah, how enlightened I've become! Praise me! Praise your new—-"
"You're doing it again, Sene," Lilith said, cutting into my illustrious thoughts. "By the Gods, it would seem like your narcissistic personality didn't change much."
"How dare you!" I snapped, " By the Nine Hells, you get to be praised by men and woman alike. Is it so wrong to praise myself!"
"Depends. Would you diddle yourself?"
"Ummm"
"Ther it is," She joked, rolling her eyes, pulling up her robes to take a peak. She smiled, " Although I can't blame you. Mama is sexy!' she slid her gaze back up to me, batting her lashes at me with a carnal intent, 'Care to, you know."
Biting my lips, I felt something bubble within my balls as all the blood I had in my body rushed towards my d—
"My lady, your Mother is right there." Izavith bluntly said, cutting deep into my heart, smiling dead at me.
Cock blocking bitch! Tricks on you, I'm about to bang Levi! All these bad bitches are about to get it! I've been out of the game for far too long.
Tormented and shamed by that bastard Zax, I think it's time I wet my dick. Seraphina, Levi, Ezra, my God, the double daughter mother plow session. Sweet baby Jesus! And I still got Zanris. So much booty to beat!
I'm back, baby! I'm one hundred percent back! I'm about to cookie monster that puss. Yum-Yum-Yum!
"No need to bring up Levi," I added, casting my gaze over Izavith, studying every curve with an evident eye. Diddling her wasn't going to happen, but making her angry with my dirty look would bother almost any woman.
"How've you been? Have you found yourself a man, or do you need me to step in? And I mean that literally. I am willing to step in quite deep."
Izavith grunted, almost spitting in disgust, "It would seem you are still high on torment. Enough of your games; things are serious, you know."
"Maybe." I countered, knowing she was sort of right. "But let's not say anything," I said, sliding my gaze to the Azure eyes blinking up at me. "We've got a spy."
Izavith leaned closer, " Is that why I can hear you getting hard? Your not fooling anyone. You sure you don't want to play spy with her?"
Clearing my throat, I wiggled my waist and pushed my little man down, " Part of being a man. The little guy just does whatever he wants."
"Levi-Chan, care to give us a minute?"
Leviathan's unblinking eyes stared, "Sure." she said, flickering away.
"Now then. Now that no one but us is here, care to tell me what's going on?" I ask, slipping close to my baby and wife. "But before that, what will you be doing for my return? Are we talking party? A harem of a million! Dare God, did you cook for me?"
Lilith's eyes could not have rolled faster, " While it is good to have you around, Sene. I've now got a real man to take care of me."
"Huh?'
"Did I say, man? I mean a badass woman."
"That's right bitch!" Izavith remarked in a deep voice that, for some reason, lifted Little Arsene back up.
"PAPA!!!! What's in your pants! Is it gum!"
"Can we have gum!"
Remembering the two little dragons that had not left Lilith's side, I forced a smile, "By the Hells, I've missed you two, come give—"
"Maybe when your swelling drops." Lilith snapped. " I wouldn't want Izavith to plant some dangerous stories around the Abyss about my husband being into—"
"Monster! All of you! Tormented for God knows how long, and I'm still being tormented," I cried somewhat a little cross.
While I don't really care for most pleasantries, I feel like I missed out on so many things. Ty and Arkanos seemed to have risen a few centimeters and were beaming. Lilith, however, seemed different. She was distant; despite her early greeting, it felt off.
"Are you mad at me?" I couldn't help ask, feeling something different about us in the air.
"Mad? Mad at what? The husband I married vanishing for more than half a cycle as our child made my ankles swell, my eyes blurry, my skin so sensitive everything felt like they were on fire. No, Sene, I'm not mad."
"Lilith, I didn't have a choice. You know that." I said, trying to stay calm. But my fist was clenching, and my blood was beginning to boil. "That isn't fair, and you know it."
"What I know is that my husband vanished!" She said, her voice almost cracking, as she stood up, pushing past me.
Reaching to grab her wrist, she jerked away as tears, large as crystalline shards, glistered under her amethyst eyes.
"DON'T YOU DARE!!" She cried, storming away, leaving with only Izavith staring.
"What the hell! That-That-That—"
Unable to find the words, my teeth gritted against one another till I felt an arm upon my shoulder.
"I don't really like you, but you are my queen's choice for some strange reason. She's been like that for a few years. Just chase after her!"
Glancing back at Izavith, as she looked like she wanted to vomit speaking those words, I left and rushed out of the room, sensing her outside. I raced through the hallway, sliding open the front door.
"SURPRISE!!!!!!!"
Startled where I stood, my heart hammered against my chest as I stared wide-eyed at the large gathering of devils and demons, Humans and Abyssal Fiends, Shadowfell, and oddly enough, Angels, all gathered around me. The skies were lit, with candles, leaving me starstruck as I hadn't sensed anything.
"WELCOME BACK, ARSENE!!!"
"FALL FOR TY AND ARKANOS PLOY!!! FOOLISH PAPA!!!!"
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