Chapter 456: People Will Always Get Entangled in Some Unnecessary Trivial Things in Some Places!
Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 456 People Will Always Get Entangled in Some Unnecessary Trivial Things in Some Places!
"Hoho! Hohohoho! Hoho!(Miss Otae! It's me! It's me! I'm Kondo!" Kondo raised his hands and shouted at Otae, completely ignoring Gintoki and Katsura who were being dragged by him.
Otae also noticed something. She looked at the gorilla who was running toward her and the two cats who were struggling to pull the leash but were still dragged on the ground. She covered her mouth and let out a surprised cry.
"My! What is that?! Cats are walking a gorilla! Stupid-cute~"
Hearing this, Gintoki was stunned for a moment, and Kondo stopped in front of Otae.
"Usually, gorillas are smarter than cats, right?" Otae gently closed her hands and stopped in front of her chest. She said with some surprise, "Generally, a gorilla would take a cat for a walk. But this gorilla is amazing! Amazingly stupid! Stupid-cute!"
'St-Stupid-cute?' Gintoki thought speechlessly.
"Where did this stupid gorilla come from? How stupid is he?" As she spoke, Otae reached out and gently stroked Kondo's head, "Did he run away from a mental zoo? There, there~"
"Hoho...(Miss Otae, ah... that Miss Otae is petting my head!") Kondo covered his face, his tears flowing. He raised his head and cried, "Hohoho! ! (I'm so glad I was born a gorilla!)"
"No, you're not a gorilla..." Gintoki was speechless.
"Don't just be happy. Hurry up and ask for food." Houichi reminded.
"Food doesn't matter anymore! As long as I have this memory, it will be enough for me to live for a lifetime!" Kondo clenched his fists and shouted with all his might.
"Shut up!" shouted Gintoki angrily, "Hurry up and get us some food!"
"Kyu-chan, they seem to be hungry," asked Otae, who seemed to have discovered something, "Is there anything you can give them?"
"It's a pity, right now..." As she spoke, Kyubei began to search her body. Two seconds later, she took out a boneless ham that was several times larger than Gintoki's current body, "I only have a boneless ham on me."
"Meow! (That'll do!)!" Gintoki stretched out his front paw and shouted crazily, "Meow! (We don't want anything other than that! Give it to me! Give that to me! And why is she walking around with a huge chunk of meat?! Is she headed for Castlevania?!)"
"I see, you only have a boneless ham." Otae covered her mouth and said. Then, she looked at the cats and a monkey in front of her, "Guess we can't do anything then."
"Sorry, I only have a boneless ham on me." Kyubei said apologetically, "I'll bring something better next time."
"Meow!(Huh! Hey, wait! I said that it'll do!)" Looking at Kyubei who was holding a boneless ham and constantly spinning it with her index finger like a basketball, Gintoki continued to shout, "Meow! (Where are you going to use that ham if not here?!)"
"Kyu-chan, we should get going," Otae looked at Kyubei and said with a smile, "Sorry about bothering you to fix my TV."
"It's nothing," Kyubei stopped what she was doing and raised the boneless ham in her hand with one hand, "I just have to give it a good smack with this boneless ham."
"Meow! (Do you really have to use a boneless ham for that?!)" Gintoki cursed angrily.
"Sorry." Otae looked down at Gintoki and said apologetically, "A boneless ham has too much salt so it wouldn't be healthy."
"Meow! (It's okay! Don't mind such a small thing!)"
"As a replacement," Otae said as she took out a black lunch box from her sleeve and placed it in front of Gintoki, "Here's something I made."
After doing all this, Otae turned around and left without stopping with Kyubei.
"This looks 100% more unhealthy!" Looking at the dark matter in the lunch box emitting an ominous dark aura, Gintoki could not help but shout crazily, "Damn! That woman dangled a ham before us before leaving us with this dark matter! Left us with this huge piece of sh*t!"
What Gintoki did not notice was that Kyubei stopped at this time. After saying something to Otae, she turned around and slowly walked in his direction.
"Operation Shimura with the sh*tmura," Katsura said from the side.
"Hey, bring the leash!" As he spoke, Gintoki kicked Katsura over and began to stomp on him. He cursed as he stomped, "We'll turn this guy into ham! Take that bastard!"
"Wait! Look!" Katsura hurriedly pointed to the front and reminded.
"Huh?" Only then did Gintoki stop and turn to look.
He saw that Kyubei had returned at some point in time and was now standing in front of the two cats.
"Sorry." Kyubei made a shushing gesture and whispered with a slightly red face, "You have to keep it a secret from Otae-chan."
At this moment, Kyubei's image suddenly became taller, more selfless, and more understanding of the cat's will in Gintoki's heart!
Looking at the slightly red-faced Kyubei bathing in the pink and shiny special background effect, Gintoki was so moved that he couldn't speak.
"Me-Meow!(Kyu-Kyubei-kun! Did you change your mind and bring the ham..."
Before Gintoki could finish speaking, Kyubei had already made a move. She revealed a yearning expression and directly grabbed a handful of dark matter from the lunch box and put it in her bosom. Then, she directly turned around and walked briskly toward Otae.
"...She took the dark matter with her!" After being stunned for two seconds, Gintoki could not help but complain, "Can it be eaten? Can it be eaten? How much do you like Otae? That kid!"
(By the way, at this time, on the other side, Kawaki was still running for his life on the streets of Edo. Behind him was a group of Hyakka members who didn't even know how to write the word "give up.")
"How could this be..." Kondo knelt on the ground with his hands. He shouted in disbelief, "I tried so hard, but I didn't even get a single piece of food...This is the world of Kabukicho's stray cat..."
"It was just a failed hunt. Don't be so dejected." Houichi, who was at the side, faced the side of the street and said, "Raise your tails and observe the front carefully. Look..."
The two cats and one gorilla looked in the direction of Houichi's line of sight and saw a person wearing a Shinsengumi uniform with his eyes closed on the wooden long chair on the side of the road.
"Isn't that Sogo? He must be looking for me everywhere!" Kondo was moved, "Sorry, I made you worry."
Perhaps because the two cats and one gorilla's line of sight was too strong, Sogo opened his eyes and looked in the direction of Gintoki and the others from time to time, as if he was inadvertently but also concerned.
"Ah, he's looking over here," Gintoki reminded in a low voice, "Hey, he's looking over here from time to time."
As he spoke, Gintoki suddenly noticed that Sogo's cheeks were slightly red, but it was fleeting. He said in surprise, "Ah! Blushing! What? Like cats? Does that he like cats?"
"No! He likes gorillas! The sight of a gorilla must have reminded him of how I'm missing." Kondo refuted.
As soon as Kondo finished speaking, Sogo, who was sitting on the long chair, made a move. He reached into his bosom and took out a Shinsengumi sausage. Then, he began to slowly peel off the outer skin.
"Ah! Isn't that sausage!" Gintoki exclaimed.
"Shinsengumi sausage! My favorite Shinsengumi sausage!" Kondo shouted.
"No!" Katsura refuted, "It's not your sausage! And my favorite Shinsengumi sausage!"
Sogo, who had already peeled off the outer skin of the sausage, held the sausage in his hand and gently swayed it toward Gintoki and the others.
"Bastard! You're obviously a Jouishishi. What are you talking about?" Kondo shouted angrily, "That's a sausage that only a Shinsengumi member can eat!"
"Idiot! You are not Shinsengumi now! You are just a gorilla gorilla gorilla!" Katsura retorted.
"I told you not to call me by my scientific name! Be careful or I will really kill you!" Kondo shouted angrily.
However, at this moment, Kondo and Katsura suddenly noticed that Gintoki, who was at the side, had already rushed in front of Sogo. He lay on the ground and rolled on the ground. He followed the swaying sausage in Sogo's hand and shook his head while acting cute.
"You bastard! Why are you acting cute?!" Kondo shouted angrily.
"Only I can act cute to that guy!" Katsura shouted and immediately rushed forward to tear Gintoki apart.
"Are you really Jouishishi?!"
Kondo, who failed to react on time, immediately rushed over after complaining. The chaotic battle between two cats and one gorilla began.
"Shut up! The current me is only Katsura Katsura Katsura!" Katsura refuted loudly.
"It is still Katsura!" Kondo raged, "Let go! The sausage is mine!"
Katsura, "No! It's mine!"
However, at this moment, a sausage skin was thrown directly onto Kondo's face. At this time, the two cats and one gorilla stopped and looked at Sogo in front of them.
Sogo casually threw the sausage that no longer had an outer skin into his mouth. As he chewed, he looked at the wonderful combination in front of him with a face full of confusion.
"Huh? What are you doing?"
In an instant, Gintoki and the others became expressionless.
With a click, Sogo took a picture of the combination of two cats and one gorilla in front of him, then turned around and left in a leisurely manner.
"Hey, would you also consider the thing hanging from his crotch a sausage?" Gintoki asked expressionlessly.
"What are you talking about? That's clearly a sausage!" Kondo clenched his fists and shouted angrily.
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