Chapter 451: “You Can’t Eat Cat Meat.” That’s What Everyone Around Me Says!
Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 451 "You Can't Eat Cat Meat." That's What Everyone Around Me Says!
"Ah, I accidentally..."
"Accidentally your head!" Gintoki pointed at the pile of garbage beside the tomb that was constantly attracting flies. He shouted angrily, "By the way, did you throw all the trash over there when you were passing by?! Do you think this is a trash can?! Can you be a little more civilized?! Is there an idiot in the world who would treat the grave as a trash can?"
"I don't want to be said that by someone casually piss and poop on a grave!" Kawaki retorted angrily, "You are the ones who are even more excessive!"
Just as Kawaki finished speaking, he suddenly heard the sound coming from the grass behind him. Following the sound, Kawaki, Gintoki, and Katsura turned their heads to look.
Then, Kondo's sobbing voice was heard.
"Why did it become like this?! No matter if it was Miss Otae, Toshiro, or Sogo, they wouldn't have noticed me!"
Looking at Kondo himself lying on the ground in the grassy clearing behind him, beating the ground and crying loudly, Gintoki turned his eyes and spitted loudly, "Why is it a gorilla?!"
"No, this should be his real body, right?" Kawaki crossed his arms over his chest and slowly analyzed with one hand supporting his chin.
"Indeed," Gintoki, who had just reacted, nodded and said with a look of agreement, "He just returned to his original form."
"Kondo, are you cursed too?" Katsura asked aloud.
"What?!" Kondo instantly turned his head and shouted with tears on his face, "You know it's me?! And that voice, could it be... that's great! I finally have a companion! Even if it's Katsura, it doesn't matter!"
As he spoke, Kondo wiped his tears and continued to analyze, "So that's how it is, so that's how it is. It turns out that you were also bitten by the mysterious gorilla..."
"No!" Gintoki argued loudly, "You're the only one who got caught up in that kind of incident!"
"Well, Gintoki is in charge of the sauce. Zura is in charge of making the fire." Kawaki took out a rope out of nowhere and looked at Kondo with a kind face, "As for this gorilla, leave it to me. Today's lunch is decided to roasted gorilla in charcoal."
"I can't help it. I'm hungry too." Gintoki asked, "Although we are acquaintances since he has turned into a gorilla, we cannot be considered human. Don't worry, I will find a way to get the barbecue sauce. What flavor do you like? How about Orleans?"
"Kawaki, I'm ready." Katsura, who was squatting beside a bonfire, turned around and shouted at Kawaki, "The water will be ready soon."
"Ah, I'm almost here too," Kawaki who was holding a piece of rope and stepping on Kondo who was tied up by himself, responded, "Next, use boiling water to scald the hair, clean it up, and put some sauce on it. Then, we can start roasting it directly."
"I got the sauce." Gintoki walked over with two large bags of New Orleans Flavored Marinade in his mouth.
"You guys are too fast!" Kondo shouted crazily, "Isn't it a bit too tacit?! Stop it! The meat of a gorilla is not edible! The meat of a gorilla and a cat is not edible! Hurry up and let me go!"
"Let go your head!" Kawaki rolled his eyes and scolded, "You're just a useless gorilla! I might as well just roast you!"
"No!!!" Kondo struggled and cried, "It's my first time---ah~ No---!!"
"You're disgusting! Bastard!" Kawaki kicked him, "What should we do if other people hear us?"
...
After a small farce ended, the four people... no, it should be the three cats and one gorilla sat together and began to analyze the current situation.
"... After all, the master here is a good person. Maybe even the stray gorilla is buried here." Katsura analyzed.
"What stray gorilla? I've never heard that kind of thing before!" Gintoki rolled his eyes and stood up. He hugged his head with his two paws and shouted, "What to do? What should I do to restore to my original appearance? And what's more, I happened to meet you three useless idiots! "
"Who is an idiot?!" Kawaki got up and kicked Gintoki into a tree, "You are the one who was the most useless white-fur idiot cat!"
Looking at Gintoki who was kicked into the trunk, Katsura turned to look at Kawaki, "Your strength seems to be the same as when you were a human."
"No, at most, it is only three percent of human form." Kawaki shook his head, supported his chin, and slowly analyzed, "I thought it was because the synchronization rate wasn't 100%, so I didn't recover my strength. But now, it seems that my body's ability has been restricted by the cat's body."
"So that's how it is." Katsura nodded.
"Being able to instantly defeat several adults is already amazing!" Gintoki, who had pulled his head out of the tree trunk, turned around and shouted angrily, "I have never seen a cat that would rob humans in the world!"
"Asshole! If it hadn't been for me at that time, you would have changed from "Gin" to "Gen" now!" Kawaki shouted angrily, "Can't you be a little more grateful?! Even if you become a cat, you are still an ugly cat with naturally wavy fur!"
"Huh?!" Gintoki instantly became unhappy. A large red '##' character appeared on his forehead. He walked forward and stood in front of Kawaki. He gritted his teeth and said angrily, "You did it on purpose, didn't you? Let me explain it in advance. After becoming a cat, you are different from when you were a human. A naturally wavy cat is more popular! Remember it well!"
"Tsk!" Kawaki turned his head away with a disdainful look on his face and then turned his head around again. He continued with a disdainful look, "It looks like an ugly cat that has never been cared for in a pet store. Who would like it? Please stay away from me. I don't want to be infected with any virus from you. [Even if you turn into a cat, you still can't escape the naturally wavy hair virus.]"
"Brat, do you want to be killed by me now?" Gintoki gnashed his teeth even more, "So what if you have soft fur? Do you want to die?"
"Huh?" Kawaki replied with a look of disdain, "Only just you, [ugly cat]?!"
"Calm down first, you two." Katsura walked forward and separated the two... no... two cats, "That kind of thing doesn't matter. The most important thing now is to restore our body to its original appearance."
"How can it not matter!" Gintoki roared angrily. At the same time, he raised his foot and kicked Katsura in the stomach, "This bastard said the most unbearable words to me!"
Katsura instantly covered his stomach, groaned in pain, and spat out a mouthful of blood.
"This bastard still refuses to accept reality!" As he shouted, Kawaki swung his hooked claw at Katsura's chin and beat him up, "Such a big person still refuses to accept reality! It makes me so angry just looking at it!"
Katsura, who was lying on the ground twitching, said weakly, "By the way... it has nothing to do with me, right? Why did you beat me up?"
...
"In short," Katsura, who sat down again, held his claws and analyzed, You will get retribution because you defiled the grabe. As long as you restore the tomb... ah! Restore the grave to its original state... ah, it hurts! Restore the grave to its original state... it hurts!"
Katsura got up and looked at Kawaki and Gintoki, who were sitting on both sides of him and were still punching and kicking at each other. He rolled his eyes and scolded, "You two brats, can you stop? Why do you always hurt me?! Do you want to be punished by me? You two bastards!"
"Die!" x2
Only then did Kawaki and Gintoki stop their actions. They cupped their hands and spat out mouthfuls of saliva in disdain.
Katsura, who had been spat on the face by the two cats, was silent for a few seconds. Then, he pounced toward Kawaki and Gintoki. At the same time, he shouted angrily, "Go to hell! You two!"
"Calm down! Calm down!" Kondo hurriedly reached out and grabbed Katsura's forelegs, "Don't quarrel at a time like this! We still have more important things to do! It's more important to find a way to recover!"
"Those two brats definitely did it on purpose!" Katsura struggled and cursed angrily, "Let me go! I will definitely kill the two of them today! Ah... so smelly! Their saliva is so smelly! This... is completely the stench of a middle-aged cat!"
"Who is a middle-aged cat, bastard?!" Kawaki and Gintoki stood up at the same time and cursed angrily.
"Stop it quickly!" Kondo shouted in a somewhat collapsed voice.
"You smell so bad!" Katsura said painfully, "It smells like a middle-aged gorilla! Stay away from me! Please!"
"Who is a middle-aged gorilla, bastard?" Kondo shouted angrily with his saliva flying.
A chaotic battle began...
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The three cats and one gorilla who had just finished venting their anger and became dirty sat down again.
Katsura, who had not completely dried the blood under his nose, said, "Let's continue the topic just now. We will get retribution for tarnishing the grave. As long as we restore the grave to its original state, our bodies may also be restored to their original appearance."
"Restore it to its original state?" Gintoki, whose eyes and half of his face were swollen, looked at Katsura as if he were looking at an idiot. He said snappily, "Are you going to put the sh*t you pooped out back into your butt?"
"Anyway, dig out the garbage thrown here and the buried sh*t first," Katsura suggested.
"What kind of joke is this? That was all done by the two of you, right?!" Gintoki pointed at Kawaki and Katsura and scolded them.
"Tsk, let's give it a try first," As he spoke, Kawaki, who was completely unscathed, looked up at Kondo who was lying on the ground with no good place on his body, "Hey, gorilla, go and clean up the trash next to the grave over there. Also, clean up these two stupid cats that are even worse than trash."
"Do you still want to fight?!" Gintoki cursed.
Kondo slowly got up and walked to the grave. He bent down and began to pack up the garbage.
"Don't show that kind of expression." Kawaki seemed a little unable to bear it, and continued, "After this is over and returns to its original state, I will introduce you to the lovely female gorilla."
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