Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 448: At Least Try It Before Saying Whether You Like It or Not!

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 448 At Least Try It Before Saying Whether You Like It or Not!

Houichi looked at Kawaki and his heart could not calm down for a long time.

'What kind of monster cat is this?!' Houichi complained in his mind.

"Why aren't you eating?" Kawaki stopped what he was doing and looked at Houichi with a puzzled face, "Is it not to your liking? Do you want me to order you something else?"

"Ah, no need." Houichi quickly replied.

"Then eat quickly. You can eat as much as you want today. You don't have to be polite with me." Kawaki said politely, "I'll take you to the pet shop later to get your hair trimmed."

"No, no, I'm not used to eating in this kind of place. Goodbye." Houichi turned around and was about to leave.

"Wait a minute," Kawaki's tone instantly changed as he said coldly, "Is this how you behave when someone kindly invites you to dinner? Stay and eat obediently, otherwise...I'll kill you..."

Houichi, who was frightened by Kawaki's imposing manner, turned around and looked at Kawaki with a face full of sweat, 'This... Where did this kid come from?! What happened? This imposing manner!'

"Hey, don't dilly-dally. Sit down and eat quickly." Kawaki reminded again, "I swore before. Do you want me to break my oath after I swear it?"

Hearing that, although Houichi was unwilling, he could only sit down obediently and eat mouthful after mouthful.

...

"Please come again!" The young waitress pulled open the door, bent down, and affectionately shouted to Kawaki and Houichi who were walking out of the door one after another.

"I'm full, I'm full," Kawaki said in a relaxed tone, "Let's go. I'll take you to the next place."

"That..."

"Huh?" Kawaki stopped and glanced at Houichi behind him, "Are you not willing?"

"No... no, no. I just feel a little embarrassed to let you spend so much money." Houichi quickly replied.

"It's okay. It's not my money anyway," Kawaki said nonchalantly, "And I also want to take a bath. I haven't taken a good bath in this body. Let's go."

...

In a pet shop in Edo.

Kawaki and Houichi were enjoying the scrubbing service of the cute girls.

"Ah~ I didn't expect that after turning into a cat, I wouldn't even need to bathe myself~" Kawaki closed his eyes and sighed. However, he suddenly felt something. He covered his butt and retreated to the side. He then angrily shouted at the girl in front of him, "Meow!! (Where are you touching?! I can wash it myself!)"

"Manager, this cat doesn't seem to like being touched by others." The girl said to the other young girl who was cleaning Houichi.

"After all, it's a rare cat that can bring its own money to the pet store. It's normal to have some mysophobia." The girl who was called the store manager replied without raising her head.

"Ah, so it's like that," The girl turned back and looked at Kawaki with a smile, "Sorry, little kitty-chan. I will pay attention to not touching that place. Give me another chance."

"Meow...(That's more like it. Pay attention to it. Not all cats like to be touched in that kind of place.)" Only then did Kawaki come forward again and enjoy the girl's scrubbing service again.

...

"Please come again~" The two girls stood outside the door, bending over to bid farewell to Kawaki and Houichi, who had their hair shining under the sun after taking a bath.

"How is it? Not bad, right?" Kawaki sniffed himself, "It's become more fragrant."

"That... I..." Houichi stopped and smiled awkwardly.

"I understand. If you want to leave, then leave." Kawaki stopped and shook his head. He said without turning his head, "But if you have any difficulties next time, you can come to Yoshiwara to find me. That is my territory."

"Yoshiwara also has stray cats?!" Houichi was surprised.

"Of course," Kawaki said matter-of-factly. Then, he raised his paw and waved it, "Goodbye. After eating and washing up, we should go back and do some happy things."

'Happy things?!' Houichi's entire cat body was in a bad mood, 'What happy things can you do in Yoshiwara?! Could it be... is there a shop in Yoshiwara that specializes in serving cats?!'

"Do you want to go with me?" Kawaki suddenly thought of something and turned around to ask, "It seems like you haven't done that kind of happy thing in a long time, right?"

"Wait... wait! Could it be that the happy things that you are referring to are that happy things?!" Houichi shouted in horror.

Kawaki smiled, "Yes, it's a very happy [battle]~"

"You are really amazing..."

...

Late at night, Yoshiwara, Kawaki's room.

Two cats jumped in from the window one after the other.

"This is..." Houichi, who was following behind Kawaki, glanced at the layout of the room and looked at Kawaki, who was standing on both legs and walking toward the corner of the fridge step by step.

"My... the room of an acquaintance of mine." Kawaki answered without looking back, "What do you want to drink? Do you drink coke?"

"C-Coke?!" Houichi hurriedly stopped him, "No! Coke is not good! Coke is not good for cats' health!"

Kawaki used his paw to get a can of Coke and Oolong tea, "If you don't want to drink it, just drink Oolong tea. There are only two kinds. Although I really want to treat you to a drink, the wine I had secretly hidden before was discovered."

"Aren't you a cat?! Can cats drink?!"

"Do you need to be so surprised?" Kawaki opened the can of coke with his claws and lowered his head to lick it, "What's wrong with a cat? Can't cats drink? Don't say something it's bad without trying it! Remember it!"

"Well... I should be your senior when it comes to being a cat, right?" Houichi was a little speechless.

"Then you are really a failure as a senior," Kawaki answered casually and then walked to the computer in the living room, "Next, I have to do a very happy thing. If you don't want to do it, you can just watch TV or something."

"Here?!"

"Ah, it's here." Kawaki nodded and jumped onto the table. He turned on the computer with his cat claws and sat down in front of the game controller, "My happiest thing is about to begin."

"So the happy thing is the game?" Houichi shouted.

"Yes." Kawaki nodded and then whispered to himself, "But I don't know if using such claws will be the same as usual, but it should be fine. Just treat it as playing with two fingers."

"Tsk, to think that I was looking forward to it." Houichi turned his face away and spat in a low voice.

"What did you say?" Kawaki looked at Houichi in confusion, "Did you say anything just now? Do you want to play? There are also dual modes."

"No, no need. I have to go back." After saying that, Houichi turned around and jumped onto the windowsill. Then, he thought to himself, 'I originally thought that this monster cat could be used, but... it really wouldn't work.'

"So it's like that... then, bye," Kawaki replied without turning his head.

"By the way, what's your name?"

"Kawa... no, Kawa can do." Kawaki replied, "What about you? My first cat acquaintance."

"Houichi." Houichi turned around and jumped down.

...

Tsukuyo should never forget the scene she saw when she opened Kawaki's door. The orange-red cat was squatting in front of the computer, its two front paws constantly controlling the game controller.

"Meow(Oh, so it's Tsukki.)" Kawaki turned his head and glanced at the person who had come. He casually responded and then turned his head again to stare at the monitor.

But suddenly, Kawaki reacted and quickly stopped what he was doing. He turned around and rushed toward the window.

'Sh*t! I was too excited to forget the fact that I am a cat now!' Kawaki thought as he ran, 'It's okay if she doesn't recognize me. But if I am recognized, I will be laughed at by this stinky woman for the rest of my life!'

Kawaki jumped up and jumped onto the windowsill. Then he jumped down and quickly disappeared into the crowd.

Only Tsukuyo, who was stunned and had not yet reacted, was left in the room.

After a long time, Tsukuyo gradually came back to her senses and muttered in disbelief, "The cats nowadays... are really amazing..."

"No, no, no, no," Suddenly thinking of something, Tsukuyo hurriedly shook her head, "Now is not the time to talk about this. Where did that idiot otaku go? He actually did not come back until now..."

"Gather!" Tsukuyo closed the door again and shouted in the corridor.

As soon as she finished speaking, dozens of Hyakka ladies appeared in front of Tsukuyo.

"Any news?" Tsukuyo asked.

"Chief, according to our investigation, Kawaki-sama disappeared here in the end," a Hyakka said as she took out a map and pointed at the location of the circle drawn on it, "In front of Kabukicho's temple."

"Well, I got it." Tsukuyo took the map, "3rd Division and 4th Division are left behind to be responsible for Yoshiwara's patrol, the rest will follow me."

"Yes!" xn

But this search was destined to be fruitless...

...

The next day, after Kawaki woke up from the floor of the shrine, he yawned.

'Ah, this really won't work.' Kawaki licked his paws and washed his face with his paws. He thought helplessly, 'Not to mention recovery, the synchronization rate has increased to an incredible level. I thought I could find some clues here, but it was really useless. Sigh...'

'What's next for this work? It has completely become a work of another theme, right?'

Just as Kawaki was lost in his thoughts, he suddenly noticed something from the corner of his eye. It was... Houichi, who was squatting in front of the shrine!

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