Chapter 431: When Something Goes Wrong, There Must Be a Monster!
Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 431 When Something Goes Wrong, There Must Be a Monster!
"In other words, did it suddenly become like this overnight? Hmm..." Kawaki closed his eyes as he crossed his arms, his tightly knitted brows indicating that he was thinking.
After nearly half a minute of silence, Kawaki finally opened his eyes and knocked on his palm.
"Did you think of something-aru?!" Kagura asked hurriedly.
"Yes, I found the biggest problem!" Kawaki said with a serious expression, "I finally remembered the most important problem now!"
"What is it?" Kagura asked.
At the same time, the others also looked at Kawaki and swallowed at the same time.
"That is..." Kawaki's expression became more and more serious, but then he revealed a silly smile and rubbed his stomach, "We haven't had dinner yet, hahaha..."
"Die! You good-for-nothing otaku!" At the same time as he shouted, Gintoki instantly got up, kicked Kawaki to the ground, and stepped on him relentlessly.
"Stupid little uncle, I thought you really thought of something-aru!" Kagura also joined, "Are you worthy of the expectation of such a cute niece-aru? Die for me!"
Just as they were making a ruckus, Shinpachi, who was carrying a tray with a few cups of tea and had pink petals background, walked in from outside the door.
"My, even Kondo-san, Miss Sacchan, and Miss Tsukuyo are here." Shinpachi smiled in surprise, "If that's the case, there won't be enough tea. But don't worry, I'll go make some more."
"Wait! Shinpachi!" Gintoki quickly stopped what he was doing and shouted at Shinpachi, "No need! That kind of thing doesn't matter at all!"
"Gin-san is right. Shin-chan, you should be tired. Hurry up and go rest!" Otae said immediately.
"Yes, Shinpachi, go and rest quickly. If you have a good sleep, all those unhappy things will pass! You have to cheer up!" Gintoki came to Shinpachi and said in a panic, "I beg you, go and rest. I will give you a day off tomorrow! It is a paid leave! The president agreed!"
"Is it really okay? Gin-san?" Shinpachi tilted his head and asked doubtfully.
"Of course! It is only right for the president to care about his employees!" Gintoki quickly patted his chest and continued with a face full of sweat, "Anyway, it's considered paid leave until you get back to normal! Please! Go get some rest!"
"Back to normal?" Shinpachi asked doubtfully, "What's wrong with me? I've always been very normal. Also, Gin-san and everyone, your expressions are so strange. Did something happen that caused everyone to worry?"
"No, no, no! In short, Shinpachi, hurry up and go rest!" Kawaki quickly got up and replied, "Nothing happened! I definitely didn't think you were strange! Everyone was just discussing what to eat later!"
"Really?"
"Absolutely true!" Gintoki quickly nodded and then turned to look at Kawaki, "Well, why don't we go eat ramen later? I quite like the ramen from that restaurant."
"Oh, that restaurant. I like it a lot too," Kawaki quickly replied. At the same time, he took out his mobile phone, "But it's very troublesome to go out and eat at this late hour. Let's call for takeout."
"So you are really just discussing what to eat." Shinpachi smiled, "Then I am relieved. I thought everyone was worried about something, so I'll go and rest first."
After that, Shinpachi bowed to everyone politely and then turned to walk out the door.
...
Kawaki, who was dressed as a professional teacher, stood in front of a small blackboard that had been dragged out of nowhere. He held the pointer and pointed at the four options on the blackboard. He pushed up the glasses on his face and said to the crowd, "In short, these are the four possibilities that I have analyzed. One, fall ill! Two, serious illness! Three, terminal illness! Four, se... wait a minute."
"I clearly wrote about an unknown virus, but who changed it to a sexually transmitted disease?"
Kondo at the table, raised his hands and said, "It was just a simple analysis. Miss Otae? Why are you looking at me with a smile? Are you impressed by the intelligence that I suddenly showed? Are you attracted to me? Then it's still not too late to fall into my arms now, hahaha..."
Without waiting for Kondo to finish laughing, Otae, who had a smile on her face, stuffed Kondo's head into the floor.
"Well, in fact, there is no difference between the possibilities you wrote in my opinion." Gintoki dug his nose and stared with dead fish eyes with no energy.
"Is that so?" Kawaki narrowed his eyes and smiled. Then, he raised his index finger, "Actually, I have also analyzed the possibility that it is likely close to the truth. Do you want to hear it?"
"Tsk, with your brain?" Gintoki waved his hand and said with a look of disdain.
"Ah, for example, a certain scumbag naturally wavy hair bastard president squeezes his employees, bullies employees, and deducts employees' wages for no reason. Under such extreme mental pressure, a certain glasses employee went insane and became..."
Before Kawaki could finish, Gintoki had already stood up and covered his mouth.
"Hey! Stop talking!" Gintoki reminded him in a low voice, "Do you want me to be killed by Otae?! And when I usually bully Shinpachi, your idiot niece is also there! "
"In my opinion, you deserve to die. You are a scumbag and a bastard president." Kawaki silently complained.
"Huh? What's wrong?" Otae looked at Kawaki and Gintoki with a puzzled expression.
"No, no, no. I just think that these possibilities are very likely!" Gintoki quickly replied, "It does look like he's sick!"
"Actually, it's not like I didn't think of this possibility." Otae frowned slightly and said helplessly, "I also told Shin-chan that I hope he can go to the hospital for a physical examination, but Shin-chan said that there is no need. He refused to go to the hospital no matter what."
"Then we can only force him to go to the hospital!" Kawaki said with a solemn expression, "For the sake of Shinpachi's life, we can only do this! Miss Otae! Although it may be a bit rude, there is no other way except this method!"
"Yes, Big Sis, it is better to send Shinpachi to the hospital as soon as possible." Kagura agreed, "Now that Shinpachi has gone to rest, let's take this time to tie him and bring him to the hospital for a full-body examination!"
"Tae-chan, there is no time to hesitate." Kyubei shook her head and said in a deep voice, "Right now, every second counts."
"But...this is a bit..." Otae hesitated.
"There's no time to think about that anymore! Otae!" Gintoki snapped, "Aren't you the one who cares about Shinpachi the most?!"
"There's no other way! After all, it's for Shin-chan, for my only relative!" Otae gritted her teeth and said, "Even if he resents me afterward, I will accept it! Everyone, please help me!"
"Oh!" xn
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Outside Shinpachi's room, Kawaki, who was holding a bundle of rope, leaned against the sliding door and pricked up his ears to listen to the movements inside.
Half a minute later, Kawaki turned around and made an 'OK' gesture to the people behind him. He reminded them in a low voice, "OK! He is completely asleep. According to the plan we just agreed on, tie him up and send him to the hospital when he is asleep!"
The rest of the people nodded to show their understanding.
Then, Kawaki carefully opened the door of Shinpachi's room and was the first to walk in quietly.
The rest of the people also sneaked into Shinpachi's room without daring to breathe.
...
Everyone surrounded Shinpachi's bed and looked down at Shinpachi who was sleeping soundly.
"I'll...do it." Kawaki glanced at everyone and took out the rope behind him.
Everyone looked at each other and nodded at the same time.
However, just as Kawaki was about to bend down and tie Shinpachi up, he suddenly realized something and stopped what he was doing.
"Hurry up, what are you doing?" Gintoki said in a low voice.
"Wait, this..." Kawaki said as he pointed at Shinpachi's right hand, "There seems to be something in his hand."
"Huh? Maybe he forgot to throw away the toilet paper." Gintoki replied casually.
"No, it's not that kind of thing."
After saying that, Kawaki stretched out his hand and carefully pulled out the piece of paper that looked like a photo from Shinpachi's hand. At the same time, he stood up, turned the photo to the front, and took a look at it with the help of the faint moonlight from the window.
However, after seeing the contents of the photo, Kawaki directly opened his mouth wide and froze in place.
"What's wrong-aru? What is it? Are there any descendants that Shinpachi can't get rid of inside?" Kagura asked doubtfully. Then, she moved closer to Kawaki and glanced at the photo in his hand.
However, after just a glance, Kagura also opened her mouth wide and froze on the spot.
Sensing that the two of them were in a strange state, Gintoki and the others also came forward and glanced at the photo in Kawaki's hand. After looking at the photo, they opened their mouths wide like Kawaki and Kagura and froze in place.
The photo...no, it should be said that it is a collection of photos(a photobooth photo) that have not yet been cut into pieces. The photo shows Shinpachi posing with scissors hands along with a very cute girl next to him. The two of them were smiling happily at the camera.
It was a girl who looked to be about the same age as Shinpachi wearing a light pink yukata. She had long bangs and tawny shoulder-length brown hair, with two thick braids tied at the ends. There were also some light freckles scattered around the girl's nose, but because of these freckles, the girl looked more friendly...
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The next day, after breakfast.
"I'm going out."
After saying this, Shinpachi walked out of his house.
However, not long after Shinpachi left, a few heads suddenly appeared at the side of the door. They were Kawaki, Tsukuyo, Gintoki, Kagura, Otae, Kyubei, Kondo, and Sacchan.
"That's right, it must be a date. He is definitely going on a date today-aru!" Kagura analyzed in a low voice as she watched Shinpachi walk further and further away.
"By the way, what are we doing?" Kawaki asked, a little speechless.
"This is my duty as a sister!" Otae clenched her fists and replied with a serious face, "Shin-chan is in love now! As a sister, I must help him!"
"Um, who was so angry that she almost demolished her own house last night?" Kawaki squinted his eyes and said expressionlessly, "Someone tells her."
"It's also my responsibility as a brother-in-law!" Kondo, wearing a suit that was shining brightly, held a rose in his mouth and made a cool pose.
"It's not your date, why are you wearing that kind of clothes?" Kawaki retorted with a look of disdain.
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