Chapter 428: Women Are Really Difficult to Understand ~ For Dull Men
Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 428 Women Are Really Difficult to Understand ~ For Dull Men
After a few minutes of killing, weapons colliding, the sound of the kunai piercing into the wall and human bodies, and screams, the noise in the alley gradually stopped.
Tsukuyo's left hand protected the game in her chest, and the right hand held kunai. The defenseless left side of the body was covered with scars and while gasping for breath her legs were slightly trembling. Some twenty-odd people were on the ground lying in a pool of blood. Ten people who were still standing with weapons in their hands kept a distance of five meters from Tsukuyo.
"Look! This woman has reached her limit! Go!" The bald man shouted, and a cold light flashed in his fearless eyes.
Hearing this, Tsukuyo subconsciously clenched the kunai in her hand. At the same time, her left hand subconsciously stuck the game to her chest, making a vigilant move.
In fact, the bald man was right. Tsukuyo had indeed reached her limit, her physical strength seemed to be unable to keep up. Perhaps... if she used her left hand too...
Thinking of this, Tsukuyo hurriedly shook her head and forced herself to wake up. Her right leg slightly retreated while her eyes lit up again.
"Are you stupid?" Kawaki's somewhat impatient voice suddenly sounded behind Tsukuyo, "How can you possibly win with something like that? Your body is in tatters."
"You..." Tsukuyo turned her head and glanced at Kawaki who was behind her.
At the same time, the remaining enemies who were rushing over also stopped when they saw Kawaki.
"I'll leave it to you guys." Kawaki glanced at the remaining people and said softly.
"Yes! Kawaki-sama!" n
Looking at the two rows of fully armed Hyakka sisters on the roof above his head, the bald man was obviously a little panicked.
"Haven't you noticed? You stupid woman."
Kawaki reached out to take off the kunai in Tsukuyo's hand and casually threw it on the ground. Then he put Tsukuyo's arm on his shoulder, wrapped his arms around Tsukuyo's waist, and then turned his back.
"They are not gangsters who want to avenge their brother who lost his arm because of their loyalty. They are probably dogs sent by some Bakufu official who thinks he is smart. You should pay more attention. If you do what you did just now, you will really die. Oh, your life shouldn't be wasted in a place like this, right..."
"Bastard! Knowing that we are Bakufu's people, quickly hand over that woman! As long as we take care of her, Yoshiwara will return to Bakufu's hands! " The bald man in the lead clenched the sword in his hand and looked at the back of Kawaki with hatred, "No, it's in the hands of that lord! If he controls Yoshiwara, then that lord's position in Bakufu will be even more stable!"
"Actually, I have a question since the beginning," Kawaki slowly said, "Why are the villains on TV or in animations always so stupid that they reveal their intentions? But now I understand a little bit. It's probably because they are stupid."
"What did you say, you bastard?!"
"There are so many people in the world whose desires do not match their strength," Kawaki looked up at the night sky and said softly, "Now that you have taken action, it means that you are ready to fail or succeed. Of course, it is possible that you are not ready, but...I am not selling regret medicine here. Do it..."
...
Ignoring the screams coming from behind, Kawaki helped Tsukuyo out of the alley. On the main street of Yoshiwara, they walked step by step toward their own residence.
"I really don't know what you're thinking." Kawaki turned his face away and spat disdainfully, "For a man who has no use at all, you can actually do this kind of thing. It's really annoying."
Tsukuyo lowered her head and did not say a word.
"Sigh~~~" Kawaki sighed and continued, "I already said that the two of us are the same person. Why do you have to cling to him? It really hurts me, little kitten. Besides, I'm much better than him."
"At least with his empty head, it might take decades to notice your intentions."
Tsukuyo still lowered her head and remained silent.
"What a really enviable guy." Kawaki turned his face away again and said with some disdain, but he suddenly thought of something. He pinched his chin and said, "Wait, what is this feeling? Am I jealous of myself? It's really a strange feeling."
"Here." Tsukuyo raised her left hand and handed the game that was stained with blood but intact to Kawaki, "The game you want."
After taking the game, Kawaki lowered his head and looked at the game in his hand. After a long silence, he raised his head and shook his head gently, "Now, I don't know whether I should be angry or happy. You are also an idiot. However..."
As he spoke, Kawaki looked up at the full moon in the sky and muttered softly, "Perhaps an idiot is more compatible with an idiot."
"Don't worry, he will come back." Kawaki looked ahead and said, "Wishes and so on because we are originally one person, if it really exists, it is the same. His wish... no, our wish is only one from beginning to end."
As he spoke, Kawaki stopped. After letting go of Tsukuyo, he reached out and grabbed the demon's tail that stretched out from his waist.
"Stop!" Tsukuyo's pupils instantly contracted as she hurriedly tried to stop him.
"It's already too late~ Kitten-chan~" Kawaki held the demon's tail that had already been pulled out and said with a teasing smile, "That man will never come back~"
"You bastard!" Tsukuyo gritted her teeth as she cursed. She unconsciously clenched her fists.
"Hahahaha..." Kawaki couldn't help but laugh out loud, "I didn't expect to see such an interesting expression in the end. I suddenly feel a little reluctant."
As soon as he finished speaking, the spot where the demon's tail was originally on Kawaki's waist slowly spat out a faint smoke.
"Oh right, one last reminder," Kawaki raised his index finger and said with interest, "Because the two of us are the same person, so our interests are the same~ Then, bye~"
After saying that, Kawaki's head instantly drooped down. A few seconds later, Kawaki raised his head again, but his expression had completely changed. It should be said that he had returned to his original stupid expression.
"Why am I here?" Kawaki scratched the back of his head and looked at Tsukuyo in front of him with a puzzled face, "Tsukki, you... are you involved in some explosion?"
"Welcome back, idiot," Tsukuyo said with a soft look in her eyes. Then, she could no longer hold on. Her legs went soft and she was about to fall to the ground.
The quick-eyed Kawaki caught Tsukuyo in an instant and carried him on his back.
Looking at Tsukuyo who was sleeping soundly on his back, Kawaki could not help but quietly complain, "Really, what's up with you."
Just as he finished speaking, Kawaki suddenly felt something. He reached into his bosom and took out the game stained with blood. After a long silence, the corners of his mouth gently curved up. He raised his head to look at the night sky and said softly.
"I'm back..."
...
In the early morning, Tsukuyo woke up from the bed and sat up. She looked at the pajamas she was wearing and frowned. After a long time, her frown gradually relaxed.
"Is it... a dream?" Tsukuyo muttered to herself.
...
Looking at Kawaki lying on the bed wearing pajamas, drooling, and sleeping, Tsukuyo felt a burst of irritability for no reason.
Then she raised her foot and stepped on Kawaki's face, constantly ravaging the face that made her feel uncomfortable when she looked at it.
"Hey, you hateful woman." Feeling the strange touch on his face, Kawaki opened his eyes and said angrily, "Why is it like this every time? Can't you be a little more gentle? Bastard! Let me tell you in advance, I'm not an M! I don't like being woke up like this at all!"
"It's time for work." Tsukuyo gently pinched her kiseru, moved her foot away, turned around, and walked toward the door.
"Bastard," Kawaki rubbed his face and stood up. He said in a low voice with disdain, "Don't think that putting on those styles of panties will change my opinion of you, absolutely not!"
In an instant, Tsukuyo stopped, turned her head, blushed, and scolded incoherently, "You... you bastard, where are you looking!"
"No, that, after all, you are just standing on my head." Kawaki spread out his hands and explained confidently, "As long as you open your eyes, you will see."
"You pervert!" As she shouted, Tsukuyo took out several kunai from her bosom without any explanation.
"I already said that it was not intentional!" Kawaki hurriedly explained in a fluster, "And didn't I already warn you many times before? [Don't use that kind of method to wake me up]!"
As he spoke, Kawaki raised his hand and snorted lightly, "I was thinking that no matter what, you are still a woman, so I reminded you in that subtle way. But I didn't expect you to be so ungrateful. Every day when you open your eyes, you will see panties. It's not good at all! And several times you only changed it once for two consecutive days. Do you understand how I feel when I see those dirty panties?"
"Go to hell!" Tsukuyo, whose face was red, roared and threw the kunai in her hand.
"AH-----!!!" Kawaki screamed.
...
"The two of them are finally back to normal." At the door of Kawaki's room, Hinowa sitting in the wheelchair while being pushed by Seita, listened to the noise coming from the two people in the room. She narrowed her eyes and said with a smile, "It's great."
(This arc is over!)
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The second episode of [Year 3 Group Z, Kawaki-sensei]!
"Class ends in three minutes. Let's talk a little bit." Kawaki, who was on the podium, looked down at the students below the stage and said without any enthusiasm, "Well, there will be a physical examination next class. All the students take the time to change into sportswear. The boys will go to the gymnasium to see the physical education teacher, and the girls will go to the health room to see the health teacher."
"Yes-----" xn
"Tsk, that stinky woman..." Kawaki turned his face away and spat in disdain.
"Sensei seems to be in a bad mood." Shinpachi turned to look at his sister and silently complained, "He is unhappy when he mentioned Tsukuyo-sensei. He even said "stinky woman" just now."
"That..." Otae tapped her chin and explained in a low voice while thinking, "Actually, I heard that..."
Before Otae could finish, Kawaki's voice sounded again.
"Well, we still have classroom work to do before that." As he spoke, Kawaki glanced at a certain student wearing a sky-blue school uniform with blue hair who was listening carefully with his eyes wide open, "Iruma-kun, Did you... go to the wrong school? "
"Yes----! Sensei!" The student raised his hand and responded.
"No, I mean, you went to the wrong school."
"I know! Sensei! I will work hard! Sensei!"
"It's not about working hard or not. Please go back to the Ishiyama High School next door after class. This is not your school." Kawaki sighed and replied.
"I know! Thank you, sensei!"
"That, sensei," Sogo raised his hand and reminded aloud, "Ishiyama High School is not Iruma-kun's school. Iruma-kun's school should be Babyls Demon School next door to Ishiyama High School." (TL Notes: Ishiyama High School is the school where the main male protagonist of the series Beelzebub study. )
"That's almost it." Kawaki waved his hand impatiently, "Anyway, Iruma-kun, please go back quickly, please."
"I know!" After hearing the three words "please", Iruma was stunned. He instantly stood up, picked up his backpack, turned around, and strode toward the classroom door.
Looking at the classroom door, the whole class was silent for a long time.
"Okay, class dismissed..." As he spoke, Kawaki tidied up the textbook and walked toward the classroom door. However, when he walked to the classroom door, he suddenly thought of something so he turned around and reminded, "Oh right, don't forget about the physical examination later. Also, Student Kondo over there, even if you change into a sailor suit, it will be useless. Even if you change into a sailor suit, it will be impossible for a man to go to the health room. Also, Student Takasugi over there, stop memorizing with an eye chart, it's useless. Kagura, it's useless to put those breast pads in. It's just a physical examination. It won't check the development there. Instead of caring about that kind of thing, don't be picky about food. Finally, Student Zura, take away your wig before going for a physical examination."
"Sensei, this is impossible to get rid of." Katsura raised his hand and said.
"What a bunch of problematic students..." Kawaki held his forehead and shook his head with a sigh before finally stepping out of the classroom door.
After Kawaki walked out of the classroom door, Shinpachi looked at his sister and asked, "Sister, what were you going to say just now about Sensei and Tsukuyo-sensei?"
"Ah, I heard students from other schools say it before," Otae turned to look at Shinpachi and explained, "I heard that they organized a social gathering for single teachers from several schools before. It seems that they met each other at that time. It seems that Tsukuyo-sensei, whom he met for the first time, got drunk at the party and smashed the game console that Sensei just bought that day."
"Eh?! Is there such a thing?!" Shinpachi asked in surprise, "So Sensei hates Tsukuyo-sensei because of that?"
"No," Otae shook her head, "After that, Tsukuyo-sensei invited Sensei out. It should be about compensation and apology."
"Since she already compensated and apologized? Then why is Sensei still so unhappy?"
"That day, Tsukuyo-sensei got drunk again..." Otae replied, "Not only did she smash the new game console that Sensei bought that day, but she also smashed the bar house... The police that arrived brought the two of them back to the police station... I don't know what happened after that. But after that, the two of them would mock each other whenever they met..."
"Uh... I see..." Shinpachi replied with an expressionless face. However, he soon realized something. "Wait, sister, what is that in your hand?"
"No, there is nothing!" Otae explained hurriedly with a slightly red face.
"No, I already saw it. That... is a chest pad, right?" Shinpachi retorted expressionlessly, "It's just a physical examination. Sister, didn't Sensei just say it? They won't check that kind of development..."
"There are times when girls absolutely don't want to lose!"
Shinpachi, "..."
The second episode of [Year 3 Group Z, Kawaki-sensei]! End!
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