Chapter 424: Doubles
Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 424 Doubles
"Enough. Next, I will lead the way. You guys follow behind me."
Tsukuyo glanced indifferently at the three men with bruises and gray faces sitting on the ground in front of her, then turned around with Tama and walked toward the depths of the corridor.
"Hey, you two, don't you feel like she's looking down on us?" Kawaki watched as Tsukuyo walked further and further away. Then, he stood up and glanced at the two people beside him.
"After all, she's just a woman." The White Blood King stood up and shook his head. He sighed and said casually, "But that being said, it won't take long before she is driven by human instinct and can't help but press the red button that appears in front of her."
"That's right, it's human instinct." Katsura replied with his hands folded, "It's just like the reproduction instinct. No one can avoid it."
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[Tsukuyo-sama? What's wrong?] Tama stood behind Tsukuyo and asked tentatively, "You have been standing behind that button for two minutes. Did something happen?"]
Hearing this, Tsukuyo finally came back to her senses. She looked at her hand which was unconsciously raised in the air and muttered in surprise, "It's really dangerous. I didn't expect that there would be so many dangerous traps in Archfiend's Castle. Don't you think so!"
Tsukuyo suddenly thought of something, and then instantly covered her mouth and nose, "Does the air here contain poison that makes people can't help but press the red button in front of them?!"
[I don't think so. According to the data, it is just a human instinct to subconsciously press the red button in front of you.] Tama explained.
Tsukuyo frowned slightly. She pinched her chin and thought for a moment before slowly saying, "What a terrifying instinct..."
After saying that, Tsukuyo pulled out the toothpick at her waist and casually waved it twice at the button. The entire button was split into several pieces and fell to the ground.
After doing all of this, Tsukuyo turned around and walked forward.
[That, should we remind Kawaki-sama and the others about the trap treasure chest we just saw? ] Tama followed Tsukuyo and asked as they walked.
"No need for that." Thinking of the treasure chest that was filled with fangs and would occasionally let out strange laughter on the side of the corridor, Tsukuyo replied indifferently, "Even if you are as stupid as they are, you can easily tell that it is a trap."
Just as Tsukuyo finished speaking, Kawaki and the other two screamed in unison.
"Forget what I said just now..." Tsukuyo held his forehead, speechless, "Their... heads are already hopeless."
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After going through many hardships, Kawaki and the others finally arrived at the door of the final BOSS's room, but... their condition was obviously not right.
"I didn't expect that there would be so many traps," Kawaki with an afro-head and clothes that were already tattered murmured with a solemn expression, "The Archfiend really can't be underestimated."
"That's right." Katsura, who also had the same condition, cupped his hands and nodded, "After so many traps just now, we don't have much MP and HP left. This Archfiend's tactic might be using so many difficult-to-distinguish traps to consume our HP tactics! This Archfiend is not an ordinary person."
"In my war career, this is the first time I have encountered such a troublesome enemy." The White Blood King had one hand on his chest and the other hand holding his chin, his eyebrows showing a bit of seriousness, "It seems that this time it is a bit tricky."
"The problem is the heads of the three of you, right?" Tsukuyo narrowed her eyes and looked at the three of them expressionlessly, "All the traps were deliberately triggered by the three of you, right? Buttons, treasure chest, magma chamber, bamboo spear chamber, bomb, poison chamber... Why can't you see through such obvious traps? What's going on with your heads?"
"Who said that we didn't see through the traps?" Kawaki cupped his hands and said indignantly.
"We actually discovered it all! After we stepped into the trap!"
"That's right!" The White Blood King and Katsura nodded at the same time.
"Discovered before you step into the trap! You three idiots!"
"Tsukki, you misunderstood us." Kawaki shook his head and sighed. He said sadly, "We were just thinking about the feelings of those traps. Think about it, what would you think if you were those traps? After being set up, no one noticed you and no one fell into the trap. How lonely would those traps be? If they were not satisfied, they would just silently stay in the corner and cry. It's too pitiful!"
"To fulfill their wishes and satisfy them is our real purpose." The White Blood King said, his face showing a bit of gentleness.
"Tsukuyo-dono, after listening to these words, can you still say that we are idiots?!" Katsura clutched his chest and said with passion, "Even if it is a trap set by the enemy, we can understand each other's mood and fulfill each other's wishes equally! This is what a real samurai is!"
"No, you are just pure idiots, hopeless idiots." Tsukuyo retorted without hesitation, "If you're thinking about those things, let's take a look at the HP of the three of you. There are three idiots with residual health at the door of the BOSS room."
"Don't worry. In fact, I have already considered this result before." The White Blood King shook his head and comforted, "The final BOSS always says before the final battle, "Fight with all your strength, and let me kill you slowly!" In this case, there are many situations where we recover our HP and MP, so let's bet on this. "
"Oh!" Kawaki and Katsura exclaimed at the same time.
"Why do you place all your hopes on the final BOSS?" Tsukuyo retorted mercilessly, "And this is not a game! There is no chance of resurrection! If you die, it will really be the end!"
"If that's the case..." The White Blood King pinched his chin and pondered. Then, he turned around.
At the same time, Kawaki and Katsura also turned around.
"Then, let's return to the hotel first!" The three of them spoke at the same time.
"Wait a moment!" Tsukuyo, who could no longer hold back her anger, raised her foot and kicked all three of them away.
Boom! Boom! Boom!
"What's wrong?" Kawaki got up from the ruins and asked doubtfully, "Isn't it the right choice to go back to the hotel at this time?"
"Maybe she just wants to tell us that Hanamachi's recovery effect is actually better." The White Blood King, who stood up, pondered and said.
"No, maybe she just wants to say that the paw pads of dogs and cats can help us recover better." Katsura, who could not get up, said.
"We have no choice but to go up like this," Tsukuyo held her forehead helplessly, "Anyway, just listen to my command. Even if your HP is in red, the three of you can still attract the BOSS's attention. Just let me be the main attacker, and you three can just serve as bait for me."
"No, you go back. Whether it is the hotel or the outside world, go back." The White Blood King said softly, and then slowly walked toward the boss door, "You are different from me. Maybe you came here to save Tama-sama, but to be able to go this far for a robot is enough. There should be a lot of things you want to protect in the outside world."
"But I am different. The purpose of my creation is to protect Tama-sama. Although I am used to seeing death, it is also my destiny. Maybe my father, mother, and friends in my memory are just data, but I can't forget them no matter what. When they were killed by the virus in front of me, I doubted my own strength..."
After a pause, the White Blood King turned to look at Kawaki, shook his head, and chuckled, "But maybe I have found the answer I want to find in this man. Thank you, the other me. I can finally take adventures with you. Although it is short-lived, I am really happy. Goodbye."
After saying that, the White Blood King turned around and raised his hand to reach the door of the BOSS room.
"Wait a minute." Kawaki suddenly opened his mouth and stopped him. Then, he walked leisurely in the direction of the White Blood King, "If you are really my clone, then you should be the one who can understand me the best. Whether it is pain, loneliness, happiness, or other emotions, it must be the same. At this time, if I retreat as you said, then I am probably not me."
Kawaki came to the side of the White Blood King and stopped. He then slightly turned to look at Tama behind him and continued, "Besides, aren't there still people who care about you? Tama has always been worried about you. I know that the Tapir and other things don't matter to Tama at all. From the beginning to the end, you are the only one she wants to save."
"Finally..." Kawaki smiled and looked at the White Blood King again, "The victor between the two of us has not been completely determined yet. Thirty wins and thirty losses. This is the first time I have met such a guy. If you die, I will also be very distressed."
"I will definitely fight you next time." The White Blood King gently curved his lips. At the same time, he pulled out the large sword on his back and extended his other hand toward Kawaki.
"Then I'll look forward to it with excitement and anticipation..." Kawaki said with a smile. At the same time, his right hand pulled out the special toothpick at his waist. His left hand clenched into a fist and touched the fist that the White Blood King extended.
"It's on! The other me!" 2
As they shouted, the two of them raised their weapons and charged toward the door at the same time.
Boom!!!
After a loud noise, the smoke instantly enveloped the entire door. Kawaki and the White Blood King rushed into the smoke at the same time.
[I'm really sorry, Tsukuyo-sama, Katsura-sama.] Tama said to the two people at the side, [The truth is indeed as Kawaki-sama said. The original purpose of letting you come here was to save that person from loneliness.]
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