Chapter 421: Weekends Are the Crystallization of Human Civilization!
Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 421 Weekends Are the Crystallization of Human Civilization!
[But...perhaps because he saw too many relatives and friends sacrificed while fighting side by side with him, suddenly one day, the White Blood King stopped going to war and became what he is now. If it had remained the same as before, perhaps the "Tapir" would not have grown to the extent it has now.]
Hearing this, Tsukuyo lowered her head and began to think.
"Huh?! What did you say just now? Did just you say, half-hearted? You definitely said that, right? You said that my like of FPS games is just half-hearted!" The White Blood King suddenly got angry for some reason, and blue veins popped up on his face.
"Yes, I did. I did say it." Kawaki replied without hesitation, "Wearing such a dress and saying that you like FPS games, you are just a half-hearted person!"
"Bastard, do you think I like to dress like this?" The White Blood King rolled his eyes and said angrily, "I don't have a choice, bastard! Other than this, I can only wear that kind of white tight suit. If I let you choose that one, would you choose that one?!"
"This reason is as bad as 'this dress was chosen by my mother for me.' Are you a middle school student who will only push the responsibility to others?" Kawaki said disdainfully.
"Bastard! You can say anything you want, but if you dare to question my love for the game, I will never forgive you! Besides, you should be the half-hearted bastard! A bastard who hangs out among women and keeps saying that he loves games." As he spoke, the White Blood King raised his fist and smashed it at Kawaki's stomach without hesitation.
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!!
Kawaki, who was sent flying, finally stopped after smashing countless houses.
"Boy! What's with that attitude while facing your senior, has no one taught you what it means to be polite?!"
Kawaki wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, then stood up and pulled out the toothpick at his waist, and then walked toward the White Blood King who had already taken the sword from Tama's hand.
The battle between the two was extremely intense. Every attack and defense would cause countless houses to be blasted into ruins by the shockwaves of the battle.
Boom! Boom! Boom!
"Leukocyte Kingdom... looks like it going to be completely destroyed today." The corners of Tsukuyo's mouth twitched as she retorted.
[Tama believes that both the White Blood King and Kawaki-sama must have their own considerations.]
...
About twenty minutes later, as if their bodies had been hollowed out, the two people stood on the ruins of the Leukocyte Kingdom, each standing with the support of a toothpick or hero's sword.
"That... Tsukki," Kawaki said weakly and intermittently, "I will go to the hotel first. I feel that my HP and MP will be emptied soon. One month... no, one week will do."
"Tama-sama..." The White Blood King shouted weakly, "At least give me a week to recover my strength..."
"Look, leaving everything to this kind of person is never going to work." Tsukuyo glanced at Tama at the side and then looked at Kawaki and the White Blood King, "No more. Whether it was the hotel or anything else, it disappeared because it was involved in the fight between the two of you."
With that, Tsukuyo took two steps forward, grabbed the collar of the two people with one hand, and walked toward Tama, "But this is also good. Tama, lead the way to the Tapir location."
[Please follow me.]
After saying that, Tama began to lead the way for the three of them. As for the still unconscious Katsura on the ground, he was ignored by everyone.
...
The main system in Tama's body had now become the Tapir nest. The Tapir transformed it into a Demon King Kingdom.
In the inner part, the Demon King's Castle(Tama's central system), a man wearing a black tight suit and a black cloak was kneeling on one knee in front of a throne that was still spewing out smoke and was reporting something with a face full of ecstasy.
"My lord, Archfiend Tapir. I just received word that Bifidus Castle and E. coli Castle have been taken."
"Is that so... The areas of greatest resistance now belong to our forces. Very soon, the system of this world will fall completely into Tapir's hands!" A robust man's voice came from the throne shrouded in smoke, "The super science and technology poured into this robot meant nothing. The only person who can stop us is that guy. Has that guy still not taken a step out of the hotel recently?"
"Yes! From the news that came, after that battle, the White Blood King never stepped out of the hotel in the capital! Even if all the citizens were captured and replaced by us, he still hasn't taken a step out!"
"That's good. I have also collected new information from the outside world. The games copied based on this information have been produced. Later, we will quickly send these games over! We must... must not let him step out of the hotel! Do you understand?!"
"But is that White Blood King really that terrifying?" The man known as the first Tapir general under the name of the Archfiend Tapir raised his head and said in confusion, "We will soon occupy the entire system. Do we still need to be wary of him?"
"Stupid!" The man on the throne who was shrouded in smoke said angrily, "What do you who have never seen his power know?! At that time, I was still a recruit and followed my seniors to the battlefield. I saw from a distance that unparalleled power, the power that can destroy all viruses! It is not something that we can resist! In the end, it was that man who pitied me and let go of me, who was still very weak at that time!"
As he spoke, the voice of the Archfiend Tapir suddenly trembled, "It's better to forget about ruling the world or something. Speaking of which, I never thought about ruling the world from the beginning, right? Is it like that, right? It's definitely like that! It's just that I was carried away by a whim, right? Yes? It's definitely like that! It's scary! Thinking of that man makes me feel scared..."
"But, Archfiend Tapir, as long as you completely occupy the system, won't that person be at your disposal?" The first Tapir general quickly comforted, "Isn't it enough to just change his data a little bit?"
"Stupid! Do you think I haven't tried it before?!" The Archfiend Tapir cursed, "But it failed! That guy's data can't even be analyzed by the system! In short, from now on, I will collect information from the outside to make new games. Your task is to update the hotel game in real time! You must not let that man get sick of it! Let him stay there permanently! Understand?!"
'Then what's the point of us occupying this world?' The first Tapir general silently retorted in his heart.
At this moment, a soldier wearing a black tight suit and holding a long spear rushed in from the direction of the door and knelt down behind the first Tapir general.
"Excellency!"
"What is all the fuss about?" The first Tapir general stood up and turned to scold the person who came.
"All the Tapirs in the Leukocyte Kingdom have been eliminated! And the entire Leukocyte Kingdom is in ruins!" The soldier reported with cold sweat on his face, "Because there was no one left alive, we just discovered it! According to our speculation, there should have been a large-scale battle there half an hour ago. It was a battle that we can't understand!"
"What?! How is that possible? That place should be filled with our people!" The first Tapir general had a look of disbelief, "Other than the White Blood King who was always in the hotel, there shouldn't be any other white blood cell left!"
"Because there are no survivors, we don't know the exact details," The soldier replied.
"My Lord, Archfiend Tapir, where are you going? " The first Tapir general asked as he turned his head and looked at the tall figure who had just gotten off the throne and was tiptoeing towards the back of the throne.
"Ahem! It's just that I have been sitting for a long time, so I stood up and moved around," In an instant, the Archfiend Tapir stopped and replied without looking back, "I'm not trying to escape. I'm definitely not trying to escape!"
"I don't think so, my lord, Archfiend Tapir," The first Tapir general continued, "I just thought that you might want to go to the toilet or something."
"Lie! In your heart, you believe that I am planning to escape! No need to pretend, I analyzed it from your words! Don't be ridiculous! How could I, as the Archfiend Tapir, want to escape? "
"No, I really don't think so. After all, it's my lord who has been saying the word "escape" since just now." The first Tapir general complained speechlessly.
"Shut up!! In the end, don't you still think I'm trying to escape?!" The Archfiend Tapir roared, "I've already said that it's just that my butt feels uncomfortable after sitting for a long time. I just stood up and walked around! How could I be afraid of that person? Don't joke around! At most, it's just respect! Just a little respect! No, it should be better to say admiration. That's right, admiration! A little bit of admiration plus a little bit of sympathy!"
First Tapir General, "..."
"Actually, I have been thinking about it for a long time. I always feel that the work efficiency of our Tapir army and the morale of the soldiers are not very high. I have been getting information from the outside world. A few days ago, I suddenly discovered that humans have holidays and weekends! I think this format is also very suitable for us too! So start implementing it today! In short, starting today will be my weekend, so today and tomorrow are my rest days. What do you think?"
"How..."
"You agree? Okay, I'll go and rest now. I'll leave the rest to you for now. Don't contact me until eight in the morning on Monday." Then, without waiting for the first Tapir general to refute, the Archfiend Tapir quickly fled.
'In the end... you're still scared...' The first Tapir general thought with his mouth twitching then sighed helplessly and turned his head to look at the soldiers still kneeling on the ground and said, "In short, let all the troops immediately return to the Archfiend Tapir's castle. Abandon any conquered castle if necessary! Concentrate all forces at this castle immediately and tighten the defenses! And gather those white blood cells that we captured before! If that person is really as powerful as the Archfiend Tapir said, then those are our last bargaining chips! "
"Understood! Sir!" The soldier responded and quickly got up and left without raising his head...
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