Chapter 416: The Atmosphere Is Very Important!
Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 416 The Atmosphere Is Very Important!
Looking at Katsura who was lying on the ground with his body reduced to the size of a finger and a huge bulge on his head, and then looking at Saburo who was standing behind Kawaki with a hammer, Gengai was silent for a while.
"That... little brother?" Gengai looked at Kawaki and asked tentatively.
"Hey, what's wrong?" Kawaki narrowed his eyes and smiled.
"I haven't said anything yet..."
"Don't worry about this, I also haven't heard anything yet," Kawaki replied with a smile.
"No, it's not about that..." Gengai was speechless for a while before he sighed again. He looked at Tama and continued, "Well, forget it. Please listen carefully. Tama got cold right now."
[Please allow me to correct this. Gengai-sama, it is not Tama. It is FabilouseAndrericssarinumbakalonhoneylemontama II! Nickname Poko-tan! The collective name is Tama. This is the new name that Kawaki-sama gave me based on my new character.]
After a long silence, Gengai looked at Kawaki, who had his eyes closed. He seemed to be listening seriously. He asked, "Little brother, did you hear what I just said?"
"Yes, I heard it, I heard it. I didn't expect it to be like that! What a terrible situation!" Kawaki pretended to be surprised and agreed, then looked at Tsukuyo and whispered, "Tsukki, do you have money on you? There is a game I want to buy today."
"Um, little brother, can you listen to me?" Gengai said helplessly.
"Ah, don't worry," Tsukuyo continued, "I will write it down, but what exactly is that cold? I don't think robots can catch colds."
"I see. I knew this little brother didn't look like he could listen to people, but it's good enough to let one person understand the situation." Gengai glanced at Kawaki and smiled. Then he looked at Tsukuyo and slowly explained, "It would be more accurate to say that she's caught a computer virus. An illegal program that roams the cyber world destroying data. She was probably infected when she connected to the internet for her work."
Tsukuyo nodded slightly and then glanced at Kawaki who was yawning out of boredom. She continued, "In other words, is it because of the combination of this computer virus and this idiot's crotch virus that caused Tama to become like this?"
"Well, it has nothing to do with the crotch virus." Gengai waved his hand and revealed an awkward smile.
"Is there any way?" Tsukuyo took a drag and lightly spat out the smoke, "The method to get rid of this idiot's crotch virus."
"That, I already said that it has nothing to do with that kind of disease... and ordinary viruses can be eliminated with the anti-virus sold on the market, but..." As he spoke, Gengai raised his hands and his expression became slightly solemn, "This guy is infected with a rather troublesome one. The computer virus "Tapir." A brand-new virus that infects the program consumes it, and multiplies." Tapir reads the data from the system it has infected while rewriting its own program."
"It evolves, becoming more efficient as it multiplies and more deeply embedded in its victim. A Tapir infection caught early on can be easily dealt with, but one that's been evolving over an extended period will be more difficult to remove."
"And the Tapir virus will be as strong as the system it has infected. Once it infected Tama, who is a highly advanced robot, it must have evolved a great deal. And it's been there for a while..."
Speaking of this, Gengai shook his head and sighed.
Then he continued, "Maybe it has evolved into the strongest and worst virus ever that nobody can do anything about it."
"There should be a way, right?" Tsukuyo crossed her arms over her chest with one hand and held the kiseru with the other hand while asking indifferently.
"Of course," Gengai replied with a smile. "After all, I'm the top robot technician in Edo. There's nothing I can't do. However, we're dealing with a brand-new virus. It'll take some time to make a vaccine. By the time I finish, Tama will have been completely consumed..."
As he spoke, Gengai raised his head and looked at Tama who was still in the same place. He slowly continued, "... She'll be a robot with no soul."
Hearing this, Tsukuyo's expression became a little serious. She frowned slightly and said, "There's still a way to save this girl, right?"
"Ah, there is." Gengai glanced at the big hammer that Kawaki had just casually thrown on the ground. Then, he looked at Tsukuyo again and asked with interest, "If it were you, you must understand now, right? The purpose of the high-tech weapon Magic Mallet Z503 created by me that the little brother just used."
"Ah, I understand." Tsukuyo glanced at Katsura, who was still snoring on the ground, and nodded slightly. Then, she bent down slightly, grabbed the hammer on the ground, and lifted it up forcefully.
"Before you use that, let me remind you that this will be a dangerous gamble, regardless of whether it is for Tama." As he spoke, Gengai glanced at Kawaki, who was yawning and had tears overflowing from the corners of his eyes, and Katsura, who was sleeping soundly on the ground.
"Ah, it doesn't matter. He won't die." Tsukuyo raised the big hammer high up in the air toward Kawaki's head, "This man is not so weak."
"It's up to you then." Gengai smiled.
"Tsukki," Kawaki suddenly came back to his senses and looked at the big hammer in Tsukuyo's hand. He panicked for a moment, "What... what are you doing"
Just as Kawaki finished speaking, Tsukuyo had already used all her strength to swing the hammer toward Kawaki's head...
BOOM!!!
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"... How is it? I will name this plan The Inch-High Samurai Plan! " Gengai squatted in front of Kawaki, Katsura, and Tsukuyo, who had also turned into a finger-sized figure and asked with some excitement.
"What a size! I don't know anything at all!" Kawaki pointed to the big white eyes on his head and shouted, "Speaking of which, why have I been smashed so many times There are dozens of times, right?! This woman is only venting her anger! She is just venting her anger! It is definitely intentional! And what is that hammer? It doesn't look like something that should exist in this world!"
"The magic mallet Z503 sends super magnetic waves through the object it hits and shrinks the target's cells and the target itself." Gengai folded his hands and slowly explained.
"Which cat robot did you steal this prop from?" Kawaki squinted his eyes and complained.
"Calm down, Kawaki." Katsura folded his arms and closed his eyes, "In this case, only a few of us have the ambition to crush xxxtendo. However, I did not expect that they had already invaded His Highness Tama's body and established an organization called "Tapir". The situation is really tricky..."
"Did this guy listen to what I just said?" Gengai pointed at Katsura and looked at Tsukuyo.
"It doesn't matter. I will tell them the specifics." Tsukuyo crossed her arms and casually replied.
"That's good," Gengai nodded and continued, "Next, you will enter Tama's body and start the treatment from the inside."
"Stop joking! How is that possible!" Kawaki shouted angrily, "We are not robot technicians!"
"I have already considered this," As he spoke, Gengai took out three toothpicks from his back and handed them over to the three of them.
Looking at the toothpick in his hand, Kawaki was stunned for a long time before he shouted with veins popping out, Isn't it just an ordinary toothpick?! Stinky old man! If you want to play the Inch-High Samurai, at least give me a needle and a straw! "
"This is not an ordinary toothpick. It has already been properly modified." Gengai said proudly, "Little brother, try pressing the tip of the toothpick."
"Eh? Is there a special function?" Kawaki looked at the toothpick in his hand and said in surprise, "Will it transform?! Will it turn into an incredible weapon?!"
"Well, you will know when you try it," Gengai's father said mysteriously, "You will definitely be surprised."
"Hehehe! Although I don't know what exactly is going on, I inexplicably feel excited!"
After a cheer, Kawaki swallowed a mouthful of saliva. He could not hide his excitement and held the toothpick with one hand. His other hand tentatively pressed the tip of the toothpick.
With a sizzling sound, brown liquid sprayed out from the tip of the toothpick. And somehow, Kawaki also smelled the smell of soy sauce.
"This is..." Kawaki narrowed his eyes and looked at Gengai expressionlessly.
"It's soy sauce!" Gengai gave a thumbs up and grinned at the same time, revealing a mouthful of white teeth that were missing front teeth.
"I will really chop you to death, stinky old man," Kawaki said expressionlessly.
"Amazing..." Katsura looked at the toothpick in his hand and muttered in surprise, "As expected of the number one robot technician in Edo."
"It's completely useless!" Kawaki shouted frantically.
"Cut the crap, let's start." As he spoke, Gengai reached out to pick up the three of them and threw them into a bowl.
"Hey! Why is it a bowl?" Kawaki covered his nose and shouted unhappily, "Sure enough, you just want to play the Inch-High Samurai game, right?! And it smells so bad... so smelly! This is clearly just a bowl that you haven't cleaned up after eating natto! Smelly old man!"
"Don't mind it. The atmosphere is the most important." As he spoke, Gengai picked up the bowl and walked toward Tama.
When he arrived in front of Tama, Gengai stopped. He looked at Tsukuyo in the bowl and said, "Well, I'll have to trouble you to tell the two of them the details."
Tsukuyo nodded in agreement.
"You have to go in through the mouth," As he spoke, Gengai stretched the bowl toward Tama's open mouth. "Good luck."
"Wait..."
Just as Kawaki was about to say something, Gengai threw the bowl into Tama's mouth.
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