Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 412: Pretending Not to Know Something Will Make You Happy Is Just Fooling Yourself!!

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 412 Pretending Not to Know Something Will Make You Happy Is Just Fooling Yourself!!

One morning, in Otose's small pub.

"Oh, you're here."

After calling out casually, Kawaki pushed open the sliding door of Otose's small pub and stepped in. Behind Kawaki was Tsukuyo, who was holding a kiseru and had a cold expression.

"This is really troublesome..."

Kawaki scratched his head in frustration and then looked at Otose and Yorozuya trio, who were sitting in front of the counter.

"What kind of trouble is this? Hurry up and tell me. I will pretend to hear it and go back to catch up on sleep."

"I already know that you boy was a troublesome boy from the very beginning," Otose ridiculed him with a face full of contempt, then sighed, "What a heartless man! Tama really has a bad taste for men~"

"Goodbye." As he spoke, Kawaki directly turned around and walked toward the door.

"Listen to me carefully! You heartless man!" Otose shouted with spittle flying, "Why are you leaving like nothing happened! At least ask clearly first!"

Kawaki stopped, sighed, and then turned his head. He said impatiently, "Granny, just a little more or less is enough. I always say that if you have no nutrition at all, you will get osteoporosis. I am referring to your head (implying brain damage)."

"So that's how it is." Kagura crossed her arms and looked slightly solemn. She analyzed with a serious expression, "This is the reason why osteoporosis is more likely to occur as you age, but if that's really the case..."

As she said that, Kagura looked at Gintoki with a worried expression, "When you get older, Gin-chan will become naturally wavy hair and unmotivated!"

"Kagura-chan," Shinpachi pushed up his glasses and reminded her expressionlessly, "Gin-san is already naturally wavy hair and unmotivated. Because he lacks nutrition, it has already become naturally wavy hair in advance."

"Hey, do you want to die?" Gintoki narrowed his eyes and turned to look at Shinpachi. He then retorted, "My naturally wavy hair has nothing to do with osteoporosis. And I take in calcium every day!"

As he spoke, Gintoki took out a box of strawberry milk from his bosom and placed it in front of Otose. He continued, "Use it as rent. If you take a good supplement of calcium, you won't get osteoporosis so early. I mean your head."

Hearing this, several veins popped up on Otose's face. She rolled her eyes and scolded, "You are the only ones in the world who have osteoporosis in your head! And it's just an empty box! Bastard!!"

"Look, nothing happened at all." Kawaki turned to look at Tsukuyo, spread out his hands, and said lazily, "Let's go back."

"It's a very troublesome matter." Otose glanced at Kawaki who was standing at the door. After lighting a cigarette, he took a drag and said indifferently, "It's about Ta..."

Before Otose could finish speaking, Kawaki instantly passed through Tsukuyo and rushed out of the door.

"Wait a minute." Tsukuyo quickly reached out and grabbed the back of Kawaki's collar.

"Hey! Don't joke around!" Kawaki turned around and whispered in a somewhat frantic tone, "You must have heard it, right? It must be a troublesome thing if you say it is a troublesome thing! At this time, it is best to go back and pretend not to know! If you pretend not to know, you will be happy! Just like how you find out that a husband cheated on his wife, as long as you pretend not to know, the couple will still be as loving as usual!"

"No, I just want to say that it is better to pull out the kunai on your head as soon as possible." Tsukuyo pointed to the back of Kawaki's head and reminded him, "But if you think it is better to pretend that you don't know, you can also choose to pretend that you don't know."

"Eh?" Kawaki touched the back of his head with an expressionless face. After touching a metal object, he pulled it out and looked at it.

"When did it get stuck..." After a long silence,

Kawaki squinted his eyes and said expressionlessly. Then, with the sound of blood gushing out, Kawaki rolled his eyes and directly fell on his back.

However, the angle of the fall was slightly coincidental. Kawaki's head was directly buried in Tsukuyo's chest.

The surrounding air froze in an instant...

Feeling the strange sensation in her chest, Tsukuyo's face quickly turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye. Her eyes also turned into the shape of a mosquito coil and continued to spin.

"You... What are you doing?!" As she shouted, Tsukuyo directly picked up Kawaki who was still unconscious, and performed a standard back-flip.

Boom!!!

Shinpachi, whose face was full of black lines, looked at Kawaki, who was still twitching from time to time on the wooden floor. He was silent for a long time, and then the corners of his mouth twitched and he reminded with an expressionless face.

"Miss Tsukuyo, although what I said is a bit superfluous, it is obvious that Kawaki-san did not mean it just now. He will die. He already squirted so much blood. This time, Kawaki-san will definitely die."

"It seems that the wife who discovered her husband's cheating didn't intend to pretend that she didn't know anything." Otose gently puffed out a mouthful of smoke and said with a chuckle.

"Please stop," said Shinpachi expressionlessly, "Please don't say anything that will cause readers to misunderstand."

"Hey, are you alright-aru?" Kagura came to Kawaki's side. She squatted down and poked Kawaki. Then she turned to look at Gintoki and the others and said, "There is no problem at all. He is still alive."

"The problem is not that!" Shinpachi retorted crazily.

"By the way," Kagura suddenly thought of something. Then, she reached into Kawaki's arms and groped around. About three seconds later, Kagura's face lit up with joy. "I found it-aru!"

After saying that, Kagura took out Kawaki's wallet. Without any hesitation, she took out the remaining tens of thousands of yen, not even sparing the change.

However, before Kagura could put the money into her pocket, Gintoki had already walked over and snatched the money from Kagura's hand. After counting, he took out two thousand yen and handed it to Kagura.

"Two thousand yen is enough!" After putting the rest of the money into his wallet, Gintoki said with a serious face, "In Edo, minors are not allowed to carry more than two thousand yen! Let me take care of the rest!"

"Don't joke around! I have never heard of such rules-aru!" As she said that, Kagura pounced on Gintoki with a threatening look.

Ignoring Kagura and Gintoki who were causing a ruckus, Tsukuyo silently pulled the unconscious Kawaki out of the floor. Then, he dragged Kawaki's leg and walked toward the counter step by step.

"What is it?" Tsukuyo asked indifferently as she stopped in her tracks and looked at Otose who was still smoking.

"What a generous "Wifey"~" Otose chuckled and then revealed a serious expression, "Then let me tell you."

"Don't be silly. I just want to deal with it quickly and go back." Tsukuyo said lightly.

"Whatever. Actually, the thing is..."

...

When Kawaki woke up from his coma, he found that only he, Tsukuyo, and Otose were left in Otose's pub.

"Where are Kagura-chan and Gintoki?" Kawaki got up from the ground and sat in the seat in front of the counter. He looked at Tsukuyo and asked doubtfully.

"Barbecue," Tsukuyo replied indifferently.

"Barbecue?" Kawaki looked at Tsukuyo doubtfully. Then, he waved his hand with a look of disapproval, "That's impossible. Yesterday, Kagura even complained to me that they had not received any commission for several months."

"It's your money..."

Hearing this, the expression on Kawaki's face instantly froze. Then, he quickly rummaged through his wallet.

When he saw that there was only a small ten yen coin left in his wallet, Kawaki directly knelt on the floor. He pounded the floor and shouted bitterly, "That... that is the money I am going to use to buy a new game! That bastard!"

"That kind of thing doesn't matter. Let's talk about serious things first." Otose raised her hand and looked slightly serious, "The specific situation has been told to Tsukuyo-san."

"So it is like this. It seems that it is indeed a very tricky situation..." Kawaki stood up with one hand on his chest and the other hand gently pinching his chin. His expression became slightly serious..

"Did you skip something? I haven't told you anything yet..." Otose was a little speechless.

"No, I can tell from your expressions." Kawaki slowly shook his head, then sighed and slowly walked toward the door.

However, when he reached the door, Kawaki did not forget to stop and turn around. He gave Tsukuyo a thumbs-up and said, "Good luck!"

"Good luck your head! Do you still want to slip away?!" Otose roared.

At the same time, with a swish sound, several kunai shot toward Kawaki's forehead.

...

"So, what is the matter?" Kawaki, who sat down again, said impatiently as he pulled out the kunai on his forehead.

"It's Tama, she..." Otose smoked a cigarette, and then continued, "She becomes a little strange recently."

"Strange? That kind of strange?" Kawaki asked, puzzled, "Is it puberty? But it's useless to tell me about this kind of thing, right? It should be an Okaasan's responsibility to have a heart-to-heart talk with a daughter who has entered puberty."

"It's not that kind of thing!" Otose cursed, "Can you listen to what people are saying?! I mean her face has become very strange."

"Her face become strange?" Kawaki waved his hand and continued, "No, I don't think you understand the meaning of this strange word. Please look at your face in the mirror every day after you get up. You will see the strangest scene in the world. It is not an exaggeration to call it the ninth wonder in the world."

Before Kawaki finished speaking, Otose poured a glass of wine on his head.

"Your idiot brain is enough to be called the only wonder in the world." Otose said with a look of disdain, "In short, Tama's face has become as sharp and angular as the fighting games from long ago..."

"Sorry, I have never liked fighting games." Kawaki raised his hand and replied, "I have never liked it since I was a kid."

"No one asked if you liked it!"

"That should be called a polygon..." Tsukuyo said lightly.

"Eh?! How did you know?!" Kawaki was surprised, "When did you play fighting games?!"

"Ah, sometimes I play games with Seita." Tsukuyo nodded slightly.

"That stinking brat!" Kawaki gritted his teeth and shouted in a low voice, "Didn't I tell him that he could only play FPS games? When I go back, I will throw away all the games he has hidden away! He can't become an outstanding adult by playing that kind of thing!"

"You can't be called an outstanding adult at all, right?" Tsukuyo retorted mercilessly.

"That's right, that's right, the face has become as angular as a polygon." Otose cupped her hands and nodded. She then continued, "That child must be exhausted from working too much. So, can you, a heartless man, help me see if there is any problem with her?"

"Before that, let the doctor check if there is a problem with your head." Kawaki waved his hand and replied disapprovingly. Then, he took out his mobile phone from his pocket and called the number of the emergency center without hesitation.

"Hello, Kabukicho, Otose Tavern. Ah, it is quite serious. According to my observation, it has reached the most severe form of Alzheimer's disease. Hey, not only is she hallucinating, but she is also talking nonsense and putting on scary makeup on her face... AH!"

Without waiting for Kawaki to finish speaking, Otose threw a punch at Kawaki with her veins bulging.

"Bastard! Can you listen to me?"

"I'm sorry. The doctor said that it would be better to just wait for death at home." Kawaki struggled to get up and covered his bleeding nose with his hand. He said with a look of pity, "If there's anything you like to eat, eat more. The doctor said there's not much time left...".

"Why do you make it sound like I'm going to die?"

"Because the doctor said that Alzheimer's is not far from ascending to heaven when it stated hallucinating." Kawaki explained, "If you add on to the thick makeup, you can basically live for three days."

"Tsukki, let's go back. Three days later, we can come back with the funeral money."

"I'll kill you, you stinking brat!" Otose roared angrily.

At this moment, the door of the pub was suddenly opened. At the same time, Tama's voice sounded at the door.

"I'm back."

"You're back. Thanks for your trouble running errands..." Otose subconsciously replied and looked at the door at the same time. However, when she saw Tama, the cigarette in her mouth fell instantly.

At the same time, Kawaki and Tsukuyo also had their mouths half open. Their faces were full of black lines, and their eyes twitched as they looked at "Tama" who had appeared at the door and for some reason had become a pixel picture in the game.

[Ah, Kawaki-sama, good morning. ]

Looking at the black dialog box that appeared in front of Tama, the corners of Kawaki's eyes twitched as he retorted, "Don't talk about polygon, it has already become pixel..."

[Tama completed the errand mission, gained 230 experience points, and lost 300 gold coins. ]

"By the way, why did it become FC style..." Kawaki complained with black lines all over his head.

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