Chapter 411: YES, WE CAN!
Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 411 YES, WE CAN!
"Why did Kawaki-san turn my dream into some kind of obscene dream?" Shinpachi shouted loudly, "And even the 3LDK can't beat it!"
"Cough cough..."
Suddenly, a cough came from the door. At the same time, everyone found that a large number of materialized viruses slowly squeezed in from the gap of the sliding door.
"What happened?! A large amount of viruses came in through the door's gap!" Shinpachi asked in horror, "Who is it?!"
Just as Shinpachi finished speaking, the entire door was instantly knocked away by the person outside the door. The person fell to the ground along with the sliding door. Only then did everyone realize that the person who coughed was actually Hasegawa, who wore the materialized virus as clothes!
"Everyone... I heard it all," Hasegawa raised his face and looked at Kawaki and the others, "Although I came out to visit the doctor, I heard that something like that happened to Shinpachi-kun, so... I... I decided!"
As he spoke, Hasegawa took off his sunglasses and handed it over. He continued in a huff, "As a useless adult, this is the only thing I can do. Using my life to exchange for Shinpachi-kun's life..."
After saying that, Hasegawa began to cough violently, and at the same time, he spat out a large mouthful of blood.
"Hasegawa(-san)!!" 2(Gintoki and Otae)
"Madao!!" 2(Kawaki and Kagura)
"Although I am an unemployed person whose life has no meaning at all, but..." Hasegawa continued angrily, "In the last moment of my life, my life is not meaningless at all, right? Please tell me."
"Idiot!" Kawaki wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and shouted emotionally, "How can it be meaningless at all! Haven't you already entrusted your life to Shinpachi?!"
"Yes! Hasegawa! It's not meaningless at all!" Gintoki immediately shouted.
"To be able to do this for Shin-chan, Hasegawa-san..." Otae covered her mouth, and moved to tears, "I didn't expect that I would be willing to exchange glasses to save Shin-chan's life..."
"'Madao!" Kagura shouted with tears.
"I see..." Hasegawa suddenly smiled in relief, "It turns out that my life is not completely useless in the end... Well, in the end, if you see Hatsu. Please tell Hatsu for me... I'm sorry..."
After saying that, Hasegawa tilted his neck and completely fell silent.
"Hasegawa(-san)!!x2/Madao!! 2"
"In the end... we couldn't do anything for Shinpachi." Kawaki clenched his fists and gritted his teeth, "We are the ones who failed... How can I accept this?!"
"It's all my fault. If I had sensed it earlier, this would definitely not have happened... Both Shinpachi and Hasegawa would definitely have survived..." Gintoki turned his face away and similarly clenched his fists.
"What...are you doing?!" Shinpachi was so furious that you could no longer distinguish his expressions. He once again raised his foot and kicked Kawaki and Gintoki onto the floor at the same time, "No one is dead! No one is dead. !Both Shinpachi and Hasegawa-san are not dead yet! One only has cracked glasses, and the other just took off his sunglasses! Why are we already dead people in your eyes? Come on, say it! The two of you, say it! Why do you let the topic continue like that?! Why??!"
"Shinpachi, put it on. Don't forget madao." Kagura on the side picked up Hasegawa's sunglasses from the ground with gloves, handed them to Shinpachi's hand, and said with some reluctance, "Although he is a madao, in the end, he still used his own life to save your life..."
Shinpachi turned around expressionlessly.
He kicked the old-fashioned tape recorder on the ground that was playing tear-moving music away/ Then, he shouted with bulging veins, "Why do you have a touching BGM? It is not like that at all! That guy was just defeated by the virus! He was defeated by the materialized virus that he wore as clothes!"
"You idiot!!" Otae roared and used a hook punch to hit Shinpachi's face, sending him flying, "How can you say that about your savior Shin-chan, what did I teach you since you were a child?! Have you forgotten all of it?! Have you forgotten everything about not only me but also what our father taught you when he was still alive?!"
"Sister..." Shinpachi struggled to get up. He covered his bleeding nose and looked at his sister who was in a rage.
At this moment, Katsura's voice suddenly came from the courtyard.
"Sorry to disturb you!"
"Crap!" Shinpachi hurriedly stood up, "Katsura-san is here! Won't it be a problem if he and Kondo-san see each other?!"
"It is indeed so..." Gintoki waved his hand and replied disapprovingly, "But that guy's reaction is very fast. He will definitely prepare his disguise in advance. Don't underestimate him too much."
"I didn't expect that you are all here... Even Kawaki is here..." Katsura slowly walked to the door, looked at the people in the room, and said, "Hey, everyone."
Looking at this black African with a buzz cut and earrings, everyone fell silent for a moment.
"Gin-san! This is no ordinary disguise! He changed his personal appearance!" Shinpachi pointed at Katsura and looked at Gintoki crazily.
"Zura... What's wrong with you?" Gintoki asked, his mouth twitching.
"It's not Zura, it's Ill Smith!" Katsura corrected.
(In Japanese pronunciation, "Virus" sounds like "Wills". As for the spoofed Will Smith, you should all know it. He plays the male lead in the Men in Black series and The Pursuit of Happyness.)
"He's not just sick! He's turned into Ill Smith!! He has been completely dominated by the virus!" Shinpachi was a little mad and complained, "It's not a disguise at all! He just simply became the virus itself! And who the hell is Ill Smith?!"
"How pathetic of you all to catch colds," Katsura said as he walked in, "Yes, we can!"
"What country are you the president of..." Shinpachi was speechless as he complained, "He actually said, "Yes, we can!" His character's so random! That's totally somebody else!"
"You were infected by this virus because of the sloppy lifestyle you lead. Yes, we can!" Katsura raised an index finger and continued.
"I don't want to be lectured by someone whose body has turned into a virus!" Shinpachi retorted.
"An unbreakable will lead to the prevention of colds," Katsura shook his finger and continued, "Can you celebrate!"
(Can you celebrate: The theme song of the Japanese drama "Virgin Road")
"Word Chain? Have you started playing Word Chain?" Shinpachi retorted.
"Well, I doubt that gorilla will recognize him with that face.," Gintoki said casually.
"No, wait a minute," Kawaki suddenly noticed something, "Didn't you notice that Zura is a little strange? He has obviously been infected with a virus, but he still looks very energetic!"
"That's right!" Shinpachi also responded, "Although he looks like a different person, he is in good spirits as if he has not been infected by the virus at all!"
"Hey! Look at that!" Gintoki suddenly noticed something and quickly reminded them.
Only then did Kawaki and the others realize that, including Hasegawa who was lying on the ground, whose life and death were unknown, the virus on everyone's body was slowly drifting toward Katsura and was absorbed into his body.
"That is...!" Shinpachi looked at this scene in disbelief, "Not only Hasegawa-san but even the virus on your bodies is gradually being absorbed by Katsura-san!"
"So... so that's how it is!" Gintoki knocked with his hand, and then slowly analyzed, "I thought that Zura did not catch a cold until now because his physique makes it difficult for viruses to infect him. Now it seems that it is the opposite! Zura has a physique that is easily susceptible to viruses, so he is very resistant to viruses. So he won't catch a cold! It is also because of that that that he became Ill Smith, that is to say..."
"That is... the real... Ill Smith!" Because the virus was slowly sucked away, Kawaki, whose body became relaxed, widened his eyes and looked at Katsura in disbelief, "The real Ill Snith that absorbs and destroys all virus attacks!!"
"My body has become relaxed..." Otae shook her hands and said in surprise.
"Me to-aru." Kagura said in agreement.
Kondo, who was standing in the courtyard, and Sacchan, who was in the corridor in the inner room, also felt that their body gradually relaxed. The symptoms of the cold gradually faded until it completely disappeared!
"This... this is!" Kondo murmured in disbelief.
"So... So powerful! He cured everyone's cold in an instant!" Shinpachi said in surprise, "This... is simply..."
At this time, Katsura gave a timely thumbs up to everyone and said, "Yes, we can!"
Looking at Katsura who was like a savior, Kawaki and the others could not help but reveal touched smiles on their faces. At the same time, they all ran in the direction of Katsura at the same time...
However, at this moment, Kondo, whose entire body was partially covered in mosaic tiles, rushed toward Katsura with a face full of excitement.
As he rushed, he shouted excitedly, "Miss Otae! It works! The green onion works! My body has miraculously recovered! It's amazing! Sure enough, Miss Otae is amazing! Everyone, come and try it! Come on!"
With that, Kondo stabbed the green onion into Katsura's certain part and twisted it slightly...
After two seconds, a huge amount of virus directly sprayed out from Katsura's body. This huge amount of virus converged into a ball and directly turned around to rush toward Shinpachi and the others!
"AHHHHH!" Everyone screamed.
Boom!!!
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When the Hyakka ladies found Shinpachi's home, they only saw Kawaki and the others in the bedroom who had been heavily infected except for Shinpachi.
"Yes, we can!" n
"Which one is Kawaki-sama?!" A Hyakka shouted.
(END.)
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