Chapter 400: If You Are Sick, Go to the Hospital!
Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 400 If You Are Sick, Go to the Hospital!
"Now, there is an opportunity." Kawaki looked at the glass bottle in his hand and then handed it to Otaku Tosshi in front of him, "This, after eating it, the other self in your body will completely disappear."
"What?!" Kondo was surprised.
At the same time, everyone looked at the small bottle in Kawaki's hand in shock.
'Things have finally become interesting...' Sogo gently curled the corners of his mouth and thought in his heart.
"As I just said, this is an opportunity, an opportunity to keep only your consciousness and erase the other self, and there is only one opportunity." With that, Kawaki stuffed the vial into Otaku Tosshi's hand.
"No need." Otaku Tosshi shook his head, then placed the vial back into Kawaki's hand, "This kind of thing is not needed at all."
"Really?" Kawaki curled the corners of his mouth and continued with interest, "Then, do you want to try and call that guy out now? I'll ask again. Do you think the other person will eat it without thinking? Eat this Myli... medicine that can make you disappear."
"Hey, this person seems to have accidentally told the truth just now. He definitely wanted to say Mylikes, right? I just said how could there be such a convenient thing, and it turned out to be fake, right? It's just Mylikes, right?" Shinpachi squinted his eyes and looked at Gintoki expressionlessly.
"Keep watching quietly. He must have his own thoughts." Gintoki reminded him in a low voice. Then, he revealed a look of yearning and sighed with emotion, "But then again, I'm really envious. He can actually eat that kind of thing. I really want to eat it too~ I can smell the scent of chocolate even through the bottle... Speaking of which, that should be vanilla-flavored, right? Shinpachi, no matter how you look at it, it should be vanilla-flavored, right?"
Shinpachi, "..."
On the other side, Otaku Tosshi, who was standing in front of Kawaki completely did not hear what Gintoki and Shinpachi were saying. He was silent for a long time before he slowly said, "Sure."
"Hey! Wait a minute!" Kondo quickly stopped him, "Have you really thought it through?! The possibility of Toshiro eating it is 99.9%! You will really disappear! Have you really thought it through?!"
"I've caused a lot of trouble for Toshiro, so it doesn't matter anymore." Otaku Tosshi raised his head and scratched the back of his head. He smiled embarrassedly.
Just as he finished speaking, Otaku Tosshi's expression changed. The real Toshiro went online again.
"V-shaped bangs, this... do you need it?" Kawaki narrowed his eyes and handed the small glass bottle in his hand to Toshiro with a smile.
Toshiro did not say anything. Instead, he took out a cigarette from his pocket, lit it up, and slowly puffed out.
"You... knew the truth from the beginning?" Toshiro's face was slightly solemn, and he looked straight at Kawaki's face.
"Eh..." Kawaki pretended to be confused and asked, "What are you referring to? Is it about the split of the movie from before? It was actually fifty-eight million and not fifty million?"
"Boss! Didn't you say that this matter would be kept secret?!" Sogo quickly complained, "Didn't the two of them agree to share eight million equally and not let Hijikata know about it and take it to the grave?"
"You two bastards..." Veins popped out on Toshiro's face, "Give me back those eight million!"
"Ah! I accidentally said it." Kawaki covered his mouth and said arrogantly. Then he smiled and handed the glass bottle to Toshiro again, "Then, can I use this instead? It's very useful, and it's vanilla flavored~"
Shinpachi, who was at the side, narrowed his eyes again. He said in a low voice with no expression, "Gin-san, that, it really is just Mylikes. No matter how you look at it, it's just a vanilla-flavored Mylikes."
"I hate things that don't include mayonnaise the most." Toshiro curled his lips in disdain.
"So it's like that..." Kawaki frowned slightly.
"Then there's no other way."
As he spoke, Kawaki opened the bottle cap and poured the pill into his mouth. He chewed twice and swallowed it.
"Wait! Why did you eat it in the end?" Toshiro grabbed Kawaki by the collar.
"Because, didn't you say you didn't need it?" Kawaki asked doubtfully.
"I was just thinking about it, you bastard!" Toshiro shouted angrily, "If it was mayonnaise flavor, I might accept it! Why didn't you consider this possibility in advance?"
"Ah, sorry, I accidentally forgot~" Kawaki spread out his hands, "I didn't consider this possibility at all~"
Just as he finished speaking, Gintoki and Kagura on the side kicked Kawaki in anger.
After a loud bang, Kawaki was kicked several meters away by the two.
"Bastard! Why did you eat it by yourself?!" Gintoki pointed at Kawaki who was lying on the ground and scolded, "That's Mylikes! A delicious vanilla-flavored Mylikes!"
"That's right!" Kagura rolled her eyes and scolded without thinking, "Do you know how long it has been since I last ate that kind of thing-aru? You selfish stupid little uncle!"
"It has nothing to do with you two." Shinpachi squinted his eyes and said expressionlessly, "Why are you so angry because Kawaki-san ate the Mylikes?"
Kawaki patted the dust off his body and got up as if nothing had happened. Then, he took out a whole packet of vanilla-flavored Mylikes and threw it to the side.
Seeing this, Gintoki and Kagura instantly rushed toward the Mylikes on the ground and began to fight over it.
...
"Then, what are you going to do now that you know the truth?" Kawaki came in front of Toshiro and asked with a smile.
"I don't know," Toshiro replied casually, "Even if I know the truth, I don't know what to do."
"I think you might as well ask your other self," Kawaki suggested with a smile, "In my opinion, he is more aware than you. After all, he is a person who has already made up his mind from the beginning, unlike a selfish person like you."
Although he really wanted to refute it, in the end, Toshiro did not say anything. Instead, he signaled for everyone to quiet down and close his eyes...
In Toshiro's inner world, in front of a dark cave.
Toshiro quietly stood in front of the cave. After thinking for a while, he slowly walked in.
In the depths of the cave, there was a prison. Otaku Tosshi was inside quietly squatted on the ground. He just lowered his head in silence, even if he heard Toshiro's footsteps.
"Did you really plan to do that from the beginning?" Toshiro stopped and looked at Otaku Tosshi, who was squatting on the ground with his back to him.
"I must... I must have disappointed Toshiro, right?" Otaku Tosshi said without turning his head, "I should have disappeared after the competition, but now I am squatting here still lingering."
Toshiro could no longer suppress his anger and shouted, "Yes! I am really disappointed in you! You are me, right? Although your character is different, you are still me, right? So why are you so weak? Seeing such a weak me, I am really disappointed now! I can't help but drag you out and beat you up! You clearly have the same memory and the same name! Stand up and fight, bastard!"
"To-Toshiro..." Otaku Tosshi turned his head and looked at the angry Toshiro in disbelief.
"Stand up! The question of who the body belongs to has nothing to do with others, right? It should be decided by the two of us fighting!" Toshiro kicked open the door of the prison. After rushing in, he grabbed Otaku Tosshi by the collar and pulled him up, "You should understand this kind of thing, right? That's right! What I did was to make you disappear! That was just my selfish thought! Then you should be selfish too! Don't admit defeat like this, bastard! "
As he spoke, Toshiro pointed to a dagger on the ground and continued, "Do you really think anyone would be satisfied with making yourself disappear in that way?! Fight like a man! Fight like Hijikata Toshiro! What you need is not other people's approval, right? You need the approval of the real Hijikata Toshiro! Other people's opinions don't matter!"
In the end, Toshiro directly roared out.
"To-Toshiro..." Otaku Tosshi muttered.
...
At this time, a group of people in reality were having a hot pot. After all, it was really too boring.
"Shinpachi, I'm sorry. I suddenly suspended the game." Kawaki looked at Shinpachi and said apologetically.
"No, if I find out about such a cruel truth later, I definitely can't forgive myself." Shinpachi quickly shook his head, "Sending Otaku Tosshi to heaven turned out to be something like forcing Otaku Tosshi to commit suicide... No matter how I think about it, I won't forgive myself."
"Indeed, it almost led to a big mistake. Our hands were almost stained with our companion's blood." Kondo nodded, "I didn't expect that guy to do this for Toshi."
As he spoke, Kondo thought of something and hurriedly changed his words, "No, it's not that guy. It's our companion, the other Toshiro."
"But in this way, won't the deputy chief be unable to free himself?" Yamazaki, who still had a Mohican hair, spoke up.
"It's alright, it's alright," Gintoki waved his hand disapprovingly. At the same time, he picked up a piece of meat from the hot pot and put it into his mouth. As he ate, he said unclearly, "Isn't that a symptom of schizophrenia? Wouldn't it be enough to send him to a mental hospital to recuperate for a while?"
"Oh!" Kondo agreed, "Indeed! This symptom is indeed a symptom of schizophrenia! Therefore, Toshi should go to a mental hospital instead of participating in this kind of competition!"
After saying that, Kondo ordered Yamazaki, who was at the side, "Yamazaki, check out the best mental hospital in Edo when you go back. Then give Toshi a holiday and let him recuperate for a while."
"I know!" Yamazaki nodded heavily and replied.
However, just as Yamazaki finished speaking, his head was kicked into the boiling hot pot by a V-shaped bangs young man who had just woken up. Of course, Gintoki was also kicked into the hot pot.
"Schizophrenia your head!" Toshiro cursed.
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