Chapter 384: Winning Is Equivalent to Losing!
Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 384 Winning Is Equivalent to Losing!
Ding dong ding dong ding dong...
"Correct!" The host announced, "The answer was, "I physically can't stand him." The Tsusengumi has rebounded from the verge of defeat to win! The first contest, the quiz showdown, goes to the Tsusengumi!!"
Apart from Kondo, who was hanging upside down the slide and silently shedding tears, the rest of the people's faces present were all covered with black lines, and the corners of their mouths twitched as they fell into a state of extreme speechlessness...
...
Ten minutes after the first match, everyone followed the host back to the stage. Even Taka-tin, who had just been sent flying by Gintoki, returned to the stage wearing his changed underwear.
"The first match of this three-match contest, the quiz showdown, goes to the Tsusengumi!" The host shouted in an exaggerated manner. Then, he pointed at Kondo, who had his head lowered to the side, unable to hide the disappointment on his face, "Kondo-san, of the Tsusengumi, in realizing that Otsuu-chan physically can't stand him has successfully propelled his losing team to a win!"
"Well done, Chief," Yamazaki praised.
"Done what?" Kondo asked with an expressionless face.
"You have taken all the glory. You are really very active." Sogo narrowed his eyes and half-heartedly agreed.
"What? What glory?" Kondo asked again.
"On the other hand, the Imperial Guards and Yoshiwara's team missed the victory by one step!" The host continued.
"You bastard! Why do you think I hired you with such expensive French bread? Damn it!" Gintoki had a difficult expression on his face as he looked at Taka-tin with an unhappy expression.
"It doesn't matter how well you did if we didn't win." Kagura lay on Taka-tin's back and reached out to pinch Taka-tin's face. She also complained with an unhappy face, "That kind of naive idea that it doesn't matter if you don't get the first place doesn't work in this country!"
"Internal conflict! Taka-tin was blamed by a teammate who did not show any outstanding performance at all!" the host continued, "But! Why is his expression still so calm?"
"Kawaki-sama, we're really sorry. We accidentally forgot that we were still in the competition."
The three Hyakka sisters stood in front of Kawaki, their faces were full of apology.
"No, no. It doesn't matter. It's just the first match. It's enough to win the next two matches. There won't be any problems!" Kawaki smiled easily.
"No! Actually, I was the first to rush down! Please punish me, Kawaki-sama! I can do anything you want me to do!" A Hyakka became anxious in an instant and hurriedly continued. She clutched her chest and said, "Even if you do something like that, you can do it! I beg you! Kawaki-sama! Please punish me in such a way!"
"Get out of the way!" The other Hyakka instantly expressed her dissatisfaction, "You ugly monster! It's obviously my responsibility! I jumped down first! If you want to punish someone, it should punish me! If you want to do such a thing, you should do it to me!"
"Both of you, get out of my way!" The remaining Hyakka instantly pushed the two of them to the side, "The person who Kawaki-sama would do such a thing should be me! It's all my fault!"
Just like that, Kawaki narrowed his eyes. He was speechless as he watched the three Hyakka in a mess.
"Different from the Imperial Guards, the girls in Yoshiwara's team are scrambling to take the responsibility. It can be seen that they are not giving way to each other!" The host spoke again, "In this case, the performance of Yoshiwara's team in the next match should be better than the Imperial Guards!"
Looking at this scene, Toshiro could not help but be a little happy and thought at the same time, 'Although I don't know what is going on, the first match is done. Just win the second and third match in one go and win the final victory!'
'Damn! If I participated, I could definitely win! The outcome of the next match must not be lost! It absolutely must not end like this!' Shinpachi gritted his teeth and looked at Kawaki, who had a helpless expression on his face because of the argument between the three Hyakka sisters. Then, he looked at Toshiro, whose eyes were full of energy, and thought, 'I absolutely have to win the second match! Once we lose, no matter which of their two teams wins, then we will have no fate with the finals!'
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After a short break, the host and Otsuu-chan gathered together, facing the camera.
"Now we'll move on to the next showdown! The second match in this three-match contest is..."
As he spoke, the host and Otsuu made a heart-to-heart gesture at the same time. At the same time, they winked at the camera and said, "... A charisma showdown!! "
"After testing your stamina and wits, we will now test your charisma!" The host looked at the three teams on the stage and continued, "The three teams will now take turns hitting on Otsuu-chan!"
"I won!" Kawaki's eyes lit up and he clenched his fists at the same time. He said to himself, "I will never lose in this kind of competition! I will never give up the title of the most handsome Maybe a Fake Gintama's crew to anyone!"
"The team who manages to successfully woo Otsuu-chan and take her to someplace with nice and quiet accommodations will win!" The host continued to explain.
"What do you mean by nice and quiet accommodations?!" Shinpachi shouted with blue veins popping out.
"Stop joking! How can you do this to an idol?!"
"Yes!"
The audience instantly boiled and shouted, at the same time throwing all kinds of rubbish in their hands onto the stage.
"Everyone, quiet down! What we are talking about here is just simulation!" The host dodged the trash thrown at him by the excited audience and continued to explain, "Nobody will actually be taking her anywhere. Everything that happens next will be a simulation! The scenes, lines, and performances that make Otsuu-chan deeply moved will all be considered and set by the teams! Please woo Otsuu-chan in that impromptu virtual space! In other words, it is a showdown of acting skills!"
"The roles are assigned to one person to woo Otsuu-chan, the other two are the supporting roles to assist him! And then there is another person responsible for telling the story process! Now, I will only give you three minutes to prepare!"
"Three minutes!" Shinpachi asked in surprise, "Only three minutes?"
"This is a competition that tests improvisation! If not, you can't show your original charisma! The first one to woo is Tsusengumi, who just won! For the sake of fairness, the Imperial Guards and Yoshiwara's team are not allowed to have any discussion after this!" The host continued to remind them.
"Please decide the minimum setting and script now!" As he spoke, the host gave the order, "Then! Get ready!"
Just as he finished speaking, the host suddenly noticed something. He looked doubtfully at the three Hyakka who were firmly blocked by Kawaki and asked, "Um, I think the girls in Yoshiwara's team just now took out something that emitted a cold light from their bosom..."
"No! There's nothing!" Kawaki turned around and refuted without hesitation, "Nothing happened just now! They did nothing! Maybe the host was blinded by the sun!"
"I see..." The host nodded and continued, "Then, don't waste time. Three minutes countdown, begin!"
"Calm down!" Kawaki looked helplessly at the three angry Hyakka in front of him. He sighed and continued, "He just said that this is just acting! Can you not be so excited? What I want is only the game inside the Luxury Price! What are you trying to do with those kunai? Kill that flat-chested woman?!"
"Even if it's acting, it won't work!" The three Hyakka said in unison, "Even if it's acting, that little girl should be the one to hit on Kawaki-sama!"
"Can you guys be quieter?" Kawaki lowered his head helplessly, "This kind of thing doesn't matter! What's important is today's luxury price! Everything can be settled after we get the luxury price, understand?!"
"But..." A Hyakka hesitated.
"No buts! No matter what, we can't lose the second match! As long as we lose, we will be directly eliminated! Do you understand?!"
"Understood..." The three Hyakka were a little disappointed as they responded at the same time.
At the same time, Tsusengumi was also actively discussing... probably.
"Hey, what should we do? Toshi." Kondo crossed his arms and looked at Toshiro in front of him, "Anyway, I'll leave the wooing to you."
"Wait! Why me?!" Toshiro quickly turned to Kondo and argued.
"As the most popular man in the Shinsengumi, you should know the thoughts of women best, right?" Kondo replied matter-of-factly.
"I know my head! Hey, spare me," Toshiro quickly refused, "It's so embarrassing to woo a woman in front of so many people. Just let Yamazaki go casually."
Yamazaki, who was pointed at by Toshiro, touched his Mohican hair and said, "How do you expect me to woo a woman with this hairstyle? I can only play a supporting role, right? Besides, we came here for the deputy chief. How can you not do it yourself?"
Without waiting for Toshiro to say anything, Sogo raised his hand and said, "I don't want to lose face, so I'll do the narration later."
"Hey, wait a minute. Don't make a decision on your own." Toshiro hurriedly said.
However, Sogo completely ignored him. He continued casually, "I'll give you a proper narration. Please cooperate with me."
"OK!" Kondo and Yamazaki gave him a thumbs-up at the same time.
Then, the three of them turned around and walked backstage, leaving only Toshiro who had no time to react.
"Hey, hey, wait, wait a minute, you..." Toshiro hurriedly stopped them, but it was already too late...
The three minutes of preparation time bell rang. At the same time, Kawaki, Gintoki, and the others on the stage all started to leave, leaving the stage to Toshiro alone.
"Time is up!" The host raised the microphone and shouted, ignoring Toshiro who was constantly saying 'Wait a minute', and continued, "Next, Let the Tsusengumi's romantic play begin!"
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