Chapter 380: Party A Is Always Very Troublesome. As Party B, You Have to Get Used to It as Soon as Possible!
Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 380 Party A Is Always Very Troublesome. As Party B, You Have to Get Used to It as Soon as Possible!
Otsuu-chan thought about it for a moment. Perhaps she did not think about it. She immediately raised the microphone and spoke without thinking.
"The purpose of this contest is to show their love for me, right?" Otsuu-chan covered her chest with one hand and said with a serious face, "To go as far as to use a car in a marathon to come to see me...I believe that it can only be love!"
As soon as Otsuu-chan finished speaking, the audience in the stadium was boiling, they began to shout and express their inner dissatisfaction.
"Something incredible just happened. It's okay to take a car in a marathon!" The host said to the audience.
"Hey! Are you serious?!"
"Have all our efforts been in vain?!"
"You should have told us from the beginning! How are you going to make up for this?!"
Looking at the angry audience below the stage, the host hurriedly explained, "Although I knew that everyone had objections, this is the pianist battle to decide Terakado Tsuu's official fan club! Otsuu-chan's opinion was absolute! So now, the Terakado Tsuu's Imperial Guards, Tsusengumi, and Yoshiwara's team who had just been given the qualifications to participate in the competition, who among these three teams will win! These three teams will now battle for the honor of becoming Otsuu-chan's official fan club!"
As soon as the host finished speaking, he suddenly heard an even more intense argument coming from beside him. He immediately turned his head and looked over...
"What are you talking about?! How could Kawaki-sama love a woman like you?!"
"I'll kill you if you talk nonsense again!"
"Love your ass! Ugly girl!"
...
As it turned out, compared to the dissatisfaction of the audience, the Hyakka sisters were even more dissatisfied.
The group of Hyakka sisters cursed, but Otsuu-chan did not show any dissatisfaction. She still had a smile on her face.
"Um, can you let them be quiet for a while?" The host looked at Kawaki beside him and said, "The next game is about to start, so can you stop them a little bit?"
"Calm down!" Kawaki, who was extremely helpless, could only reprimand them, "And this flat-chested girl is right when she says it's love.
I did come here because of my love for the game."
"But this woman..." One of the Hyakka sisters wanted to explain.
"No, it's fine. The most exciting part of today's competition hasn't arrived yet. The most delicious part is about to arrive soon." The corners of Kawaki's mouth curled up slightly, "I can't wait any longer~ Hehehehe..."
As he spoke, Kawaki laughed sinisterly...
"Gin-chan, is Little Uncle really alright-aru?" Kagura tugged at the corner of Gintoki's clothes, pointed at Kawaki, and asked in a low voice, "I feel like he's thinking about something weird."
"Don't worry about it, don't worry about it," Gintoki waved his hand casually. Then, he pointed at Taka-tin who was at the side, "We have a teammate that he doesn't understand at all. In this situation, that idiot can't do anything."
At the same time, Toshiro, who was on the other side, had a serious expression on his face. There was even cold sweat on his face. Toshiro glanced at Kawaki and the others beside him. He thought to himself,
'Sh*t... It's really bad! I didn't expect it to turn into such a direct confrontation... Originally, I thought that as long as I can eliminate the Imperial Guards, I can handle the rest casually. That's why I found some random team members here...'
While thinking about this, Toshiro turned to look at the three teammates beside him who obviously didn't take the competition seriously.
'What should I do... What should I do...'
Seeing that Toshiro's expression was not right, Kondo comforted him, "You look a little bad. Are you okay, Toshi? Don't worry. There are very few people here who know that you have been possessed by a demonic sword. True comrades gathered to free you from that fiendish blade! We won't lose to that money-hungry bunch."
As he said that, Kondo turned to look at Sogo, who had a sinister smile on his face and said, "Right? Sogo?"
"Yes, Kondo-san," Sogo smiled and said, "Let Toshiro ascend to heaven, right? Don't worry, I came here with this kind of awareness. Letting Toshiro ascend to heaven is my goal today."
"See, it's very reliable, right?" Kondo turned to give Toshiro a thumbs up and winked.
'Reliable my ass!' Toshiro cursed in his heart, 'No matter how you listen to the words just now, they are all directed at me, right? He wants me to ascend to heaven, right?! That guy clearly didn't even consider Otaku Tosshi's matter at all, right? I don't need to worry? Then why did you bring this sadist over?!'
"Also, Yamazaki, do you think so too?" Kondo looked at Yamazaki, who had lowered his head and was in a depressed state.
"Excuse me...how expensive is a hair transplant?" Yamazaki muttered.
"Ahahaha! They are all reliable guys!" Kondo laughed and then asked, "Well, back to the point, Toshiro. I'm going to play golf with the old man at three o'clock, what time will this thing end?"
Toshiro could only smile bitterly in his heart...
...
Along with the sound of the music, the host cleared his throat and raised the microphone again, "In the upcoming three final matches, the team with the most victories will be awarded the title of the official fan club! In the marathon, the contestants were tested for their stamina! What will be shown to us next is..."
As he spoke, the host pointed at his bald head and continued.
"... your brain! You should know everything there is to know about your beloved Otsuu-chan! We will now have a quiz on matters related to Otsuu-chan! And you will be giving your answers from this slide! When you get a question right, the opposing team's slide will tilt at a sharper angle! Victory will go to whichever team makes the other team's members fall off!"
"By the way, we divided the pool into three parts as per the sponsor's request."
As he spoke, the host pointed to the pool on the side. The pool was divided into three areas by the glass partition. The leftmost area was full of sticky and disgusting mayonnaise. The rightmost area was full of strawberry milk! And the middle area was full of lubricant!
On the shore of each area, there are four green slides controlled by the lifting platform. The slides are inclined at an angle of about 40 degrees. The players can only hold the sides of the slides to prevent themselves from sliding.
"Wait a minute!" Kawaki instantly raised his hand and shouted, "What's the matter with the lubricant in the middle? Didn't I say that you only need to pour mayonnaise and strawberry milk on both sides? Can you listen to the sponsor's request properly?"
"Ah, this is the request from the sponsor." The host replied.
"Don't joke around! I don't even remember making such a request!" Kawaki was a little mad.
"Kawaki-sama, this seems to be the chief's request," A Hyakka next to Kawaki explained in a low voice, "Recently, Yoshiwara has accumulated a batch of lubricant that is about to expire. So in order not to waste..."
"What the hell is she doing?" Kawaki held his forehead, "Can you please remember my request... Why do you have to add something that is not necessary..."
"Alright, three teams please sit above your respective areas." the host continued, "By the way, if you get a question wrong, your own slide will tilt, so be careful!"
"Don't worry!" Gintoki, who had already sat on the slide, snorted disdainfully, "These strawberry milk will not be wasted at all! I will drink it all to my stomach!"
"No, I'm not talking about that..." The host was a little speechless, "Speaking of which, did Terakado Tsuu's Imperial Guards already want to fall into the pool before the competition even began?"
'Now, I completely understand!' Toshiro, who was already seated, tried his best to seal his facial features, trying not to think about the fact that he was in mayonnaise's pool.
'The real purpose of those two guys...' Toshiro thought of the black-bellied expressions of Kawaki and Sogo. He gnashed his teeth and thought, '...is definitely not a simple game! They did not even think about anything! They just wanted me to ascend to heaven! In this competition, their goal was just to let me ascend to heaven, not Otaku Tosshi!'
'I was really careless! Today, not only will I fight with other teams, but I will also fight against my own team members!' As he thought about this, Toshiro opened his eyes and glanced at Sogo on the left and Kawaki on the right while trying his best to ignore the mayonnaise below.
Toshiro found that at this time, the two of them were wearing extremely refreshing smiles and staring at him.
'As expected!' Toshiro hurriedly closed his eyes again, 'These two guys really thought that way! That expression is definitely the expression that wants me to ascend to heaven! This is bad, really bad! Although I have forced myself not to think about the mayonnaise pool, but now I really can't wait to jump in! How can I accept this?!'
'Patience! Toshiro! Endure! Toshiro! This level of temptation is completely not attractive to you! Believe in yourself!' Toshiro constantly warned himself in his heart, 'But... it's just the second match. It doesn't matter if I relax a little and take a bath in mayonnaise's pool, right? After all, the first marathon was so hard. Wouldn't it be nice to take a break to adjust your state and win the third and fourth games more easily? Indeed... In this case, it feels like this game is a bit irrelevant...'
Thinking of this, Toshiro hurriedly shook his head, 'No, no, no! Toshiro! This kind of idea was exactly what the two of them wanted! This was definitely what the two of them thought! The second match had a mayonnaise pool, so the third match would definitely have an even greater temptation than this! Maybe in the fourth match, they would move the Mayonnaise Kingdom over!'
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