Chapter 329: Break In! The Final Chapter Is Coming! !
Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 329 Breaking In! The Final Chapter Is Coming!!
One day, Yorozuya.
"Strange? You said that Kawaki-san has been very strange recently. Can you tell me exactly what is strange? Seita-kun?"
Shinpachi, who was sitting on the sofa, adjusted his glasses and looked at Seita who was sitting opposite him with a puzzled face.
"Don't worry about it, don't worry about it. It's not like that idiot has a brain disease for a day or two." Gintoki leaned against the sofa and dug his nostrils. He looked up and said nonchalantly, "He will get better after a while. That idiot grew up eating glue. He is not that fragile."
"Gin-san..." Shinpachi turned to look at Gintoki and said with a bitter smile, "Anyway, let's hear what Seita-kun has to say first."
"It's bizarre." Seita frowned and counted his fingers one by one, "He doesn't play games often. He always stays on the roof alone for half a day. He always talks to us with a weak and casual tone. What was worse was that recently Brother Kawaki only had a tenth of his usual appetite! What was more, Brother Kawaki could get up alone without someone waking him up! It was too strange! Mom and the others don't know what to do, so they asked me to come here and ask..."
Just as Seita finished speaking, the expressions of Kagura and Gintoki on the other side became more and more serious. They were no longer as indifferent as before, but Shinpachi did not notice.
"That... I can't tell what is wrong with what you said..." Shinpachi adjusted his glasses and said expressionlessly, "Even if his appetite is only one-tenth of the usual, it is definitely more than normal, right? Also, isn't it normal for someone to wake up on time in the morning? Even if Kawaki-san usually looks sloppy, but maybe after nearly half a year of airing time, he has become more mature... No, perhaps this is more normal and not..."
Before Shinpachi could finish, he was interrupted by Kagura's exclamation.
"This is bad! Gin-chan!" Kagura stood up and looked at Gintoki, her face full of anxiety, "Little uncle's situation is not optimistic! It has reached a critical juncture! He will die. If this goes on, little uncle will die!"
"That's right. This situation is far beyond my expectations." Gintoki nodded with a serious expression, "If this continues, he will definitely die!"
"What are you two talking about?" Shinpachi narrowed his eyes and looked at Kagura and Gintoki speechlessly, "I don't even know how serious it is!"
"At such a critical juncture, are you still so carefree?" As Kagura shouted, she threw out a slap and sent Shinpachi flying.
"AH!" Shinpachi's glasses shattered, he flew out and fell heavily to the ground. He did not move at all, it was unknown whether he was dead or alive.
"It can't go on like this! Gin-chan!" Kagura said solemnly, "I must save my little uncle before the situation gets worse!"
"That's right. That's the only way!" Gintoki stood up and pointed at Seita on the sofa, "Kid! Lead the way!"
"Yes!" Seita hurriedly stood up...
When the three of them were about to reach the entrance, Shinpachi slowly woke up and tried his best to raise his head. Looking at the trio's hurried back, Shinpachi fell into an extremely speechless state.
However, in the end, Shinpachi still got up shakily and followed them.
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Yoshiwara.
"Is it still the same?" Hinowa, who was sitting in the wheelchair, looked at Tsukuyo who was standing at the window, and asked.
Hearing this, Tsukuyo looked up at Kawaki who was sitting silently under the eaves of the window with his head lowered. She nodded silently.
"This is really the worst-case scenario. It has already been several days." Hinowa frowned slightly and sighed softly, "The food I cooked has become leftover for several days in a row."
Just as Hinowa finished speaking, the door suddenly opened.
"Mom! I called Gin-san and the others over!" Seita's excited voice sounded.
"That's great. Only you, Gin-san, can help in this emergency." Hinowa turned her head and smiled at Gintoki and the other two standing behind Seita.
Tsukuyo also turned her head and nodded slightly at the three of them.
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"It doesn't look any different from the usual Kawaki-san..." Shinpachi stood at the window, looking at Kawaki who was still deep in thought and whispered.
"No, the inability to see the critical situation can only show that your level is too low! Your social experience is too shallow! Shinpachi!" Gintoki said, "It's all my fault. If I had discovered it earlier, we wouldn't have been in such a terrible situation..."
"Gin-chan," Kagura looked at Gintoki and asked with tears in her eyes, "Will little uncle really die? Is there really no hope-aru?
"Sorry, Kagura," Gintoki looked at Kagura, "We can't do anything about this situation. The patient doesn't have much time left. Just say goodbye to him."
"Little uncle!" Kagura cried out with a face full of tears. She then lowered her head and sobbed.
"It doesn't matter. If you want to cry, cry out loud." Gintoki comforted.
"Hey, aren't the two of you going too far?" Shinpachi scoffed with a face full of disdain, "It's really infuriating, you bastards! It was obviously the two of you who cursed Kawaki-san to die!"
However, at this moment, Kawaki, who had been silent under the eaves, suddenly raised his head, knocked his hand, and muttered to himself, "I got it! So that's how it is, so that's how it is!"
Then, Kawaki stood up and turned around, and was about to jump into the house through the window. However, he happened to see the Yorozuya trio standing by the window.
"Why are you here?" Kawaki narrowed his eyes and looked at the three of them with a blank expression on his face, "And why is Kagura crying so sadly? Why is Gintoki showing such a disgusting expression?"
"Stupid little uncle!" Kagura instantly stopped crying and gave a hook to Kawaki's chin, "Obviously, I can collect the funeral expenses on behalf of the family members if you hold on for a while longer! Bastard!"
"AH!" Kawaki was directly sent flying.
"That's right! Why do you have to return to normal at a time like this?!" Gintoki shouted, "Go to hell, bastard! Go to hell now!"
"The two of you should stop before you go too far!" Shinpachi scolded with his veins bursting, "Speaking of which, did the two of you plan to do that from the beginning?! Are you ready to collect funeral expenses as family members?!"
"Of course! Otherwise, why do you think I came here?" Gintoki snorted and replied without thinking.
Kagura continued, nodded, and analyzed seriously, "After all, as the only family member of my little uncle on Earth, as long as my little uncle dies, I will inherit all the property and funeral expenses."
"The two of you are really vile. You two are the ones who deserve to die..." Shinpachi silently ridiculed.
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"Ahahaha, so that's the reason. You came here because you were worried about me." Kawaki said with a smile, "Although I know you are talking nonsense, I still have to thank you."
At this time, everyone was gathered in Kawaki's room.
Then, Kawaki glanced at Tsukuyo, Hinowa, and Seita, "And, I'm really sorry to have made you worry."
"So, why has Kawaki-san become so strange recently?" Shinpachi asked curiously.
"Huh? Have I been very strange lately?"
Seita and Tsukuyo nodded silently.
"No, I was just thinking about something." Kawaki waved his hand and continued with a smile, "After all, when it's the final chapter, I'll have to think about something."
"So that's how it is." Only then did Shinpachi let out a sigh of relief. He then turned his head to look at Tsukuyo and Seita, "So it was only because of the final chapter that Kawaki-san became like this. So it's better not to care about it"
However, suddenly, Shinpachi reacted. His expression instantly froze, and then he slowly turned his head in a mechanical manner, "That... Just now, what did you say?"
"I said that it was because the final chapter began that I became like this," Kawaki replied.
"The... the... the final chapter?!" Shinpachi stuttered. Then, he stood up in an instant and took two steps back, "Eh?! Wait... EHH?!!"
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"In short, according to the information we got from the production team, "Maybe a Fake Gintama" has entered the final chapter since this week." Kawaki cupped his hands and nodded.
"Wait a minute, Kawaki-san. What kind of final chapter is the final chapter? What exactly are we going to do? No, this is not too accurate. To be precise, what are we going to do?"
"Calm down, Shinpachi," Kawaki said, "About this, after a few days of thinking, I finally have some clues."
"Could it be that Kawaki-san has been thinking about this recently?!" Shinpachi looked at Kawaki in disbelief.
"Yes." Kawaki nodded, then slowly analyzed, "Our work itself is different from other juvenile comics. There has never been a clear main storyline. Every delivery is an insignificant daily life. Even to say, just looking at the title of each chapter, I don't know what the content is. So I was thinking about how our final chapter would develop, what our fates would be, and so on."
"It's true. For example, in my appearance story-aru, if you just read the title, you don't know what it's about." Kagura interjected.
"Right!" Kawaki spread his hands and echoed, "So I've been thinking, what is the final chapter? We don't have [I will definitely become the Pirate King] like other comics, there are also the [Must retrieve the scattered shards of the Shikon Jewel around the world] and [Must be so and so on...]"
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