Chapter 324: Games and Reality Are Always Inversely Proportional!
[Damn, what is this? The legendary hunter is actually Hasegawa-san...] Shinpachi was a little speechless.
Gintoki did not show much surprise about this matter. Instead, he slowly analyzed it with some disapproval: [I see. He has so much free time that he escaped into this game and become the strongest hunter here. His life inside the game and his real life are in inverse proportion. Often, the heroes who have influence inside a game are good-for-nothings in the real world who have too much free time. The legendary hunter is a legendary good-for-nothing.]
Hearing this, Tsukuyo gently glanced at Kawaki on the side and silently nodded.
[In that regard, our party is the strongest ever.] Shinpachi silently retorted: [We're all good-for-nothings. Will we be okay?]
Just as Shinpachi finished speaking, footsteps suddenly came from the distance.
[! ! Someone is coming!] Shinpachi reminded. Then, everyone hurriedly found a pillar to hide and silently observe.
The footsteps were getting closer and closer, and the two figures that were slowly walking over also gradually became more solid. When everyone saw the full appearance of the two people who were walking over, they were all stunned on the spot!
Because the image of the two players was exactly the same as the alien gamers in Shinpachi's memory! One is tall and the other is short, one has a little shallow stubble, the other has thick lips, and there are two short antennae on their head. Except for the normal skin color of their faces, the whole body of the two is yellow! It's like wearing a yellow hooded bodysuit!
[There they are!]Shinpachi said: [It's them! No mistake! They look almost the same as in real life!]
[To be able to meet those jerks here, it really is a once-in-a-century opportunity.] As he spoke, Gintoki's hand was already on the sword hilt behind his back, and he took the opportunity to rush forward.
[Jerks! Return my XX!] Kawaki also pulled out his mosaiced long knife.
Fruit PenXX Samurai G: [I??]
But at this moment, Katsura stopped the two of them: [Wait! We're inside the game. Capturing them in here won't restore our bodies. (anxiety)]
[That's right. Just as Fruit Punch Samurai G said, unless we capture the guys playing the game. Any victory in here would be meaningless.] Fruit PenXX Samurai G nodded and echoed.
[Then what can we do?] Shinpachi said bitterly.
[There's the offline meeting.] Hasegawa suddenly said.
[Offline meeting?!]
[Yes. An offline meeting is a "social meetup", where people who met on the Net, via a dialog box or chat room, can meet face-to-face and get to know each other better.] Hasegawa explained. Then he looked at the two alien gamers who were looking for something in front of the cave: [We'll help them with their hunt and become Net friends. Then we'll invite them to an offline meeting and drag them out of the cyber world.]
[How could I have the time to do that kind of thing!] Gintoki argued with some dissatisfaction: [We've already spent several days on this ridiculous subject!]
[Yes, yes! How long do you think I have been using this body? One day? No! It has already been several days! The readers will be tired too, right?] Kawaki shouted.
[No, it is precisely because it has been several days that we need to calm down even more.] Katsura consoled: [It is part B, so it is more necessary to think calmly.]
[Makes sense!] Fruit PenXX Samurai G nodded and then proposed: [In order to draw up a battle plan, let's set up an offline meeting first!]
[You're too calm, aren't you?] Shinpachi retorted madly: [Do you think you're in your own home?!]
However, at this moment, everyone suddenly discovered that the two alien gamers were preparing to leave.
[What's going on? Aren't they going to hunt? Why are they leaving?] Shinpachi asked doubtfully.
[Maybe it's because I've already killed the monkey in this mountain cave.] Kawaki slowly analyzed: [It's possible that they're leaving because they can't find their target.]
Everyone: [...]
[It turns out that it's all your fault! What kind of mistake is that?!] Gintoki cursed, his veins popping out: [What should we do now?! The plan to help them hunt and become Net friends went bankrupt before it even began! Bastard!]
Not far away, the two alien gamers were whispering.
[Senior, it seems that it's been hunted.] The alien gamer with thick lips pointed to the blood that hadn't dried on the ground and looked at the mustache alien gamer: [The last boss seems to have been hunted down.]
[Tsk, I guess we're done with Mon-Hun.] The alien gamer with the mustache replied with folded hands.
[Oh no! This is bad!] Shinpachi hurriedly reminded: [They're planning to quit the game! if they leave, it;s over for us!]
[Can't help it. Right now, we can only give them a new enemy! Even if there's none, we have to create a new enemy!] Hasegawa hurriedly suggested.
[Where are we going to find another enemy?!]
As soon as Shinpachi finished speaking, he saw that Kawaki and the others had already tied Hasegawa up.
[A new monkey species! Madao!] Kawaki turned his head and winked at Shinpachi, giving him a thumbs up.
[Not at all!]
[No, he is actually the strongest hunter. He should have some fighting power and the like. Also, don't underestimate him. He doesn't lack anything that monkeys have.] Gintoki explained without turning his head: [Also, who said that the bigger the monkey, the stronger it is? The other party must be very surprised by this type of monkey, right?]
[What's there to be surprised about? Your heads are the ones that surprise me even more!] Shinpachi crazily retorted: [What are you guys thinking in your brains This kind of thing will definitely be exposed!]
[Indeed, I also feel that something is not quite right. It feels like something decisive is missing.] Kawaki crossed his arms over his chest with one hand and with the other hand supporting his chin.
Suddenly, Kawaki had a flash of inspiration and instantly arrived behind Fruit PenXX Samurai G. He pulled off his clothes and equipment and said: [How about this? Is it no different from a monkey, right?]
[Indeed. Anyone who sees this will think that it's a monkey.] Gintoki nodded.
[Not at all! That's a gorilla, right?] Shinpachi shouted: [No matter how you look at it, it's a gorilla!]
[Calm down, Shinpachi.] Gintoki waved his hand and replied: [It doesn't matter. There's no difference between a gorilla and a monkey.]
As he spoke, Gintoki took out two bananas from his bosom and handed them to Fruit PenXX Samurai G. Then, he carefully sized up the Fruit PenXX Samurai G in front of him and nodded: [Alright, It's perfect.]
Shinpachi: [Perfect your head!]
At this time, the bound M finally broke free from the rope. He stood up and fled into the distance without hesitation.
[! ! !] Kawaki was the first to react: [MADAO ran away! The rare monkey ran away! Hey, you guys, get ready to hunt!]
[Yes!] xn
[Yes my ass! That's not a monkey at all! Can you stop messing around?] Shinpachi shouted.
[The task of finding new enemies is on me. Keep them in the game until then!] Hasegawa waved his hand, and a dialog box popped up.
[There's no other way. We can only let Fruit PenXX Samurai G play.] As he spoke, Kawaki looked at Fruit PenXX Samurai G on the side and said: [Our bodies and future are all handed over to you. Can you do it?]
At the same time, other than Shinpachi, everyone else looked at Fruit PenXX Samurai G.
[You guys...] Feeling everyone's expectant eyes, Fruit PenXX Samurai G's nose twitched: [Okay, leave it to me! Leave your bodies and future to me!]
With that, under everyone's encouraging eyes, Fruit PenXX Samurai G, who was holding a banana in each of his hands, resolutely walked toward the two alien gamers.
...
[In the end, we still haven't found that...] The alien gamer with a mustache said with some reluctance.
[Ah? Are you talking about the rare item?] The alien gamer thick-lipped asked doubtfully.
[No, it's that...]
Before the mustached alien gamer could finish speaking, he was suddenly interrupted by a series of footsteps. Hearing the sound, the two alien gamers looked over and saw a man with only a helmet and a naked body covered in mosaics holding two bananas in his hand.
Before the two of them could say anything, Kawaki and the others, who were waiting at the side, directly jumped out.
[I finally found you!] Kawaki pointed at Fruit PenXX Samurai G and said exaggeratedly: [Ardyn Lucis Caelum! The final hidden boss in this game and stronger than the mythical boss, Seiten Taisei!"
(Ardyn Lucis Caelum: The main antagonist of Final Fantasy XV.)
[Has it finally appeared?! Ardyn!] Gintoki echoed: [Although the few of us may not be your opponent at all, since we have met, we have to try no matter what!]
[Hahahaha! With just a few of you? You want to hunt me, Ardyn PenXX Caelum?!] Fruit PenXX Samurai G had already entered the character and laughed loudly. Then, he raised his hand and pointed to the two alien gamers at the side: [Unless the few of you join hands with those two people, you can't defeat me, the ultimate BOSS of the Monkey Hunter game!]
[Tsk, I can't help it.] Kawaki gritted his teeth, and then looked at the two alien gamers who hadn't figured out the situation: [The two little brothers over there, can you help us a little and form a team with us? All the drop items can be to you two.]
[What do we do? Senior, do you want to help them?] The thick-lipped alien gamer asked.
[I... I don't care.] The mustache alien gamer turned his face away and said: [Let's go together...]
Seeing this reaction, everyone was stunned and thought at the same time, 'A... A tsundere-type!!'
[Really?! They actually joined hands?!] Ardyn PenXX Caelum couldn't help but take two steps back: [If they join hands, I will definitely be defeated!]
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