Chapter 875: Because Mommy Is Dirty
Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
“Beat, beat, beat, just beat.”
She said in a childish voice.
“Cute young man.” Su Yanyun narrowed her eyes in enjoyment and asked. “Do you use a golden fist? A silver fist? Or an iron fist?”
A little head bent over and grimaced at Su Yanyun. “I’m using Xiao Tang’s meaty fists.”
Su Yanyun grabbed the meaty hand.
“Let me see. Let me see if Xiao Tang’s meaty fists are fragrant and tender. Can I use them for dinner tonight?”
The baby chuckled and retracted his hand, but he still couldn’t persuade his mother. In the end, Yanyun placed him at the tip of her nose and sniffed him.
“Ah, it smells salty.” Yanyun immediately frowned and pretended to stare sternly. “You went to the sea again?”
“I didn’t.” The baby retracted his hand softly and glanced at Su Yanyun secretly. “I didn’t. I only piled a small pile of sand.”
He held up his chubby little finger. “Only a small pile.”
Su Yanyun didn’t know how she was like every time Rong Linyi caught her making a mistake.
She didn’t know why every time she “quibbled”, he would hug and kiss her face.
Now that she saw the baby like this, she finally understood how he felt.
“Hmph!” Su Yanyun still pretended to be angry. “How many times have I told you? The seaside is dangerous, don’t go alone. You’re just disobedient. Hurry and come closer and be punished!”
The baby looked miserable and leaned over reluctantly.
“Mommy, be careful. Don’t get your saliva on my face, and don’t leave any red marks. The chief’s youngest daughter even suspected that I was having an affair the last time...”
Su Yanyun was about to bite the baby’s chubby face.
She choked.
“How old are you! You already know what an affair is?” She couldn’t help but pinch the baby’s ear. “You even know how to seduce the chief’s daughter?”
She grabbed the baby’s face and kissed it fiercely!
“I didn’t want to hook up with her either.” The baby survived under his mother’s forceful kiss. “But she insisted that I peeked at her showering and wanted me to be responsible for her...”
Su Yanyun stopped. “Did you peek?”
The baby shook his head desperately. “No, no. My mommy has such a good figure. She has a voluptuous figure and white skin, and she’s beautiful. I’ve never even peeked at her. Who would look at that black washboard?”
Su Yanyun scoffed. “You still dare to say that you didn’t peek. You even know that she’s a black washboard! Your father is so clean and upright, how could he have given birth to a little improper son like you?”
The baby rubbed his head in pain and muttered softly, “Because Mommy is improper...”
“I heard it!” Su Yanyun placed her hands on her hips. “Your mommy isn’t old enough to be deaf!”
The baby made a face at her and bounced far away. “Although you’re not old, you’re already long-winded.”
He stuck out his tongue provocatively.
“Damn brat, stop right there!” Su Yanyun picked up a stick. “I’ll treat you to stir-fried meat with bamboo shoots today!”
“Help, Daddy!” The baby yelled as he fled. “Hurry and save your baby. Mommy is going to use me to fry meat...”
Su Yanyun was stunned to see the little munchkin run like a black dot.
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