Book 6: Chapter 4:2: The Sinsack Army, Part 2
“Had I not seen Magi Mari-chan all of a sudden, I would never have acted so out of character,” Doctor Roman said after coming to his senses. He even deliberately spat in Merlin’s direction.
“…”
“What are you looking at? Watch it, or I’ll punch you,” Doctor Roman warned Merlin—Ah! No. Mari—shaking his fist at her.
“Oh, Doctor Roman, are you sure you’d have the heart to hit me?” Merlin stepped out from behind Chen Heng, blew the doctor a kiss, and winked flirtatiously.
“Erm….” Although Doctor Roman did not want to admit it, he did feel tempted despite knowing full well that the one in front of him was Merlin.
“Merlin, if you keep acting like this, I’ll strip you naked, throw you onto Doctor Roman’s bed, and give him a spiked drink,” Chen Heng threatened. While Doctor Roman might be tempted, Chen Heng didn’t have any affection for Magi Mari-chan, the streamer, so he wouldn’t hesitate at all.
“I was wrong, please, no!” Merlin instantly backed down.
“Merlin, tell me the truth. Are the pictures of Magi Mari stolen from your parallel world self?” The doctor had initially given up on Magi Mari-chan, but seeing Merlin in her female form reignited his hope.
“Huh? Even if there’s a female Merlin in another world, she wouldn’t be yours! She would be for the male King Arthur! Haven’t you read other Fate novels? Like the one with a Master connected to Root—Sajyou Manaka. You don’t stand a chance, you single shut-in!”
[TL Note: Sajyou Manaka is the main antagonist of Fate/Prototype. She was the Master of Arthur Pendragon, who was Saber, and she fell in love with him. Here is more information about Sajyou Manaka. /wiki/Manaka_Sajyou.]
“…Yakumo Yukari, how do you plan to punish Merlin? Count me in.”
“Huh? Me?” Yakumo Yukari had been watching the drama unfold. Now, she stepped forward when she was dragged into it.
She should have made her move earlier, but Doctor Roman’s obsessive behavior made it hard for her to act.
“Right, Merlin is the one who made you waste 50,000 points. Aren’t you going to punish him?”
“Of course I will. Why else would I spend 50,000 points to summon him? Merlin, are you mentally prepared?” Yakumo Yukari pulled a folding fan from her Gap and covered half of her face.
This…Yakumo Yukari looked like a cunning fox right now.
“Um…if I say I’m not prepared, will you spare me?” Merlin shivered under Yakumo Yukari’s gaze.
“Do you think that’s possible?”
“Impossible. But a punishment is a punishment, and a beating is a beating; can you change me back to a male first? Also, Doctor Roman, where did you find such a weird tool?” Merlin shook her now loose-fitting clothes and looked down at her chest. Hmm…they are quite big.
“…Merlin, what are you looking at?” The sharp-eyed doctor noticed Merlin’s actions.
“I’m just checking if my chest is big. How could I not leave a memento of such a unique experience as turning into a woman?”
“…Damn it! I’m so jealous.” The doctor admitted his envy. This female Merlin could totally pass as the real Magi Mari-chan, at least by looks.
“Merlin, do you need a mirror?” Chen Heng took a mirror out of his spatial storage and handed it to Merlin.
“Thanks.” Merlin casually accepted the mirror.
“Hey, Doctor Roman, could you please turn Merlin back into a man? My Sinsack Army can’t really take action otherwise!” Yakumo Yukari voiced her concern hesitantly while looking at the petite Merlin admiring the feminine beauty in the mirror.
[TL Note: The Sinsacks are the result of a meme and are not canon, likely created as a satire of the Touhou fans. They frequently appear in fan works as lechers and superfans of the girls of Touhou Project. They also commonly appear as Yakumo Yukari’s loyal followers. Some depictions of them have them completely naked, with their privates covered by a single rose instead of the briefs mentioned in this novel.]
“Huh? Why wouldn’t you be able to take action?” Ignorant of the term Sinsack Army, Doctor Roman had no idea why Merlin’s being female would be an obstacle.
“…” Yakumo Yukari paused for a moment before opening a Gap in front of Doctor Roman, giving him a glimpse of what she called the Sinsack Army.
“Holy smokes!” Doctor Roman reacted after a quick look into the Gap. What he saw within was an organized force like none he’d seen before.
Let’s put it this way: the first phrase that came to his mind after seeing the army was “a formidable foe.” This wasn’t your typical army. All its members were muscular men clad in nothing but a pair of briefs and a bag on their heads with the character for “sin.”
The overwhelming vibe of this sight and contemplation of what might happen would cause any man to clench their butt cheeks tightly.
Wait! If we toss the female version of Merlin, who looks extremely like Magi Mari, into this, then…
No, that can’t be done. We must turn her back into a man first.
[Author Note: Yes. Otherwise, this book would be over and done for.]
“Sinsack? What’s that? I want to see it too,” chirped Sirin, intrigued by the unfamiliar term and flying towards the Gap open to only Doctor Roman.
However, she didn’t make it half a meter before Chen Heng grabbed her wings (the Subspace Lances), bringing her to a halt.
“What are you doing, Elder Brother?”
“Children shouldn’t be overly curious. Come back here,” Chen Heng said, a stern look on his face as he yanked Sirin back and held her tight, preventing her from taking off. He was familiar with what the Sinsack was, and it was certainly not suitable for Sirin to see; it would taint her mind.
“But I’m curious,” protested Sirin, struggling for a bit before giving up and settling quietly in Chen Heng’s embrace when she found it impossible.
“Curiosity can’t always be indulged!” he retorted. After all, what lay before them was no less than hell itself.
“W-what? The Sinsack Army? Damn! Yakumo Yukari, turn me back into a man right now! I’d rather sleep with Doctor Roman than go there!” Merlin exclaimed, backing away at the mention of the Sinsack Army. It was clear she knew what Yakumo Yukari was talking about.
Of course, Merlin would have thoroughly researched Yakumo Yukari when he had offended her.
“Sle-sleep with me? Who would want to do that with you?” Doctor Roman objected, clearly upset at being dragged into the situation.
“What’s wrong? Isn’t this your only chance to get intimate with Magi Mari-chan? Don’t you want it? It’s Magi Mari-chan we’re talking about here, with her enchanting voice and appearance. Are you sure you don’t want this?” Merlin asked, striking a seductive pose and batting her eyelashes at Doctor Roman, appearing quite accustomed to this kind of thing.
After Merlin turned into a woman, she discovered that her voice bore an uncanny resemblance to the voice-modulated Magi Mari-chan’s.
“…” Doctor Roman actually got tempted. It was indeed as Merlin said. As long as he selectively blocked off certain memories, the person before him was truly Magi Mari-chan.
Slap! Doctor Roman suddenly smacked himself in the face to wake himself from his unrealistic fantasy. He simply could not lie to himself. The person with Magi Mari-chan’s voice and appearance was actually the trashy Merlin!
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