Book 5: Chapter 34:2: Five-Core Pufferfish, Part 2
Umaru-chan: Honestly speaking, Schicksal does not think much of the Valkyries’ lives. Of course, it is mostly Otto’s fault.
17-Year-Old Beautiful Young Lady: However, Otto is genuinely unfortunate.
Queen of Ice and Snow: King of cuckolds?
I Have a Strong Presence: That’s overboard, right?
Magus of Flowers: But Otto is indeed unfortunate. He loved Kallen, but Kallen loved Yae Sakura. There are so many layers of being cuckolded, with no end in sight.
[TL Note: Here is more information on Yae Sakura: /wiki/Yae_Sakura.]
Iron Fist Teacher: Why do you think Kallen did not fall for Otto? As a woman, I think Otto looks like perfect boyfriend material.
17-Year-Old Beautiful Young Lady: No, no, no. Otto can only be called a perfect backup.
Faillen Angel Gabriel: Actually, I feel it is still alright. Kallen loved Yae Sakura, not another man. Otherwise, Otto would have gone mad long ago.
Umaru-chan: That makes sense. After all, Kallen and Yae Sakura had a lot of intimate moments. If Yae Sakura were a man, Otto would have crumbled mentally long ago. Having one’s fiancée loving another man versus loving another woman makes a huge difference.
Kal’tsit: Chen Heng, are you really not interested in saving FrostNova?
He Who Knows Fate: Not interested. Won’t I lose face if I just go when you ask me to go? I don’t believe you cannot save her. You’ve already been in the group for a long time. I don’t believe you have not grown stronger at all.
Kal’tsit: Tsk!
He Who Knows Fate: Kal’tsit, you will lose me like this.
Kal’tsit: You say it as if I have ever had you.
He Who Knows Fate: …No matter what, I’m still a Rhodes Island seven-star Sniper.
Kal’tsit: Stop mentioning that. Just speaking of this matter makes me angry. Since you left, Doctor has been going on and on about promoting you to Elite 1. After Nightingale and Skadi returned, Doctor did not see you return with them. She keeps nagging me to search for you. How am I to find you for her?
Kal’tsit: I don’t care. Chen Heng, settle the trouble you caused.
He Who Knows Fate: How about I give you a suggestion?
Kal’tsit: Speak.
He Who Knows Fate: You could designate yourself as a seven-star Medic. If so, Doctor will shift her interest from me to you. Isn’t that a good choice?
Umaru-chan: That’s right, that’s right. Kal’tsit, you have been detached for too long. It is time to return to reality.
Kal’tsit: That’s not good at all. I’m asking you to solve the trouble so that Doctor will stop wasting time and do proper work. Shifting her attention to me is just treating the symptoms and not the root cause. Rather, it will aggravate the root cause.
He Who Knows Fate: Then I have no other ideas. By the way, how’s Nightingale?
Kal’tsit: Nightingale? Speaking of Nightingale makes me angrier. Nightingale is even more persistent than Doctor, staring at me every day. When I ask her what she is doing, she keeps saying she wants to know when you will return. How am I to answer that?
He Who Knows Fate: …Isn’t Nightingale the quiet type?
Kal’tsit: Indeed, she is the quiet type. However, she comes to my office and stares at me every day. The medical department is so busy, but she takes out 15 minutes every day to stare at me. What did you do to Nightingale?
He Who Knows Fate: Huh? What? Me? I did nothing; don’t slander me.
Kal’tsit: Slander? I even want to beat you to death.
17-Year-Old Beautiful Young Lady: Isn’t such a situation similar to a man sleeping with a woman and running away, then the woman goes to the matchmaker to inquire about the man’s whereabouts?
He Who Knows Fate: It’s not similar at all! What do you mean by sleeping with a woman and running away? I did no such thing.
Umaru-chan: Nightingale is so cute. To think you don’t like her? That is simply a great sin!
Efreet: How about you all count how many girls he is involved with now?
Lord of the White Night: First, there’s Sirin. Then there’s Mo Qingtong, Luo Li, and Nightingale.
Solomon: Don’t forget Jeanne d’Arc and Fafnir.
Faillen Angel Gabriel: Did you insert something strange in there?
Iron Fist Teacher: Not at all.
He Who Knows Fate: Not, my ass! Explain how Fafnir came into the picture. Isn’t she just a pet?
Efreet: Don’t think she’s not female just because she is a dragon. So what if she is a dragon? So what if she is a pet? Can she not turn things around and become the female lead?
He Who Knows Fate: Let’s get this straight. Would anyone be sexually attracted to a dragon?
Umaru-chan: Now that you mention it, there’s also Bella.
He Who Knows Fate: …Your preferences are really extreme, aren’t they?
Umaru-chan: He Who Knows Fate, don’t tell me you don’t find Bella’s human form cute. Her doll form is even cuter.
Queen of Ice and Snow: Have you all realized that Chen Heng has not refuted his involvement with multiple girls?
Faillen Angel Gabriel: That’s right! You noticed the essence of the matter.
He Who Knows Fate: This is completely Fafnir’s fault, alright. I only started focusing on Fafnir because you included her.
Lord of the White Night: That’s enough. That’s enough. The gentlemen’s alliance welcomes you.
Administrator He Who Knows Fate turned on global mute mode for one minute.
He Who Knows Fate: How dare you mock me and persecute me? Let me tell you this: you should not humiliate an administrator. Humph!
One minute later:
Solomon: The administrator privileges are too ridiculous.
17-Year-Old Beautiful Young Lady: Exactly, exactly. The administrator can not only mute a specific person but even turn on a global mute.
Queen of Ice and Snow: Can an administrator really do as he pleases?
He Who Knows Fate: Sorry, an administrator can really do as he pleases.
Actually, an administrator could not really do as they pleased. After one became an administrator, the association would issue one an administrator’s guide.
This guide mentioned many things administrators were not permitted to do, for example, muting someone without a proper reason.
If the administrator muted someone for no reason and got reported, the administrator would be muted for the same amount of time. In severe cases, it might even be tenfold.
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