Immortal Martial God

Chapter 1809 Broken Mouth
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Chapter 1809 Broken Mouth

"Hey, when can I become as powerful as you?"

Long Qian'er maintained a golden chicken independent posture and shouted in dissatisfaction.

Xiang Nan glanced at her and said, "It's too early to be as powerful as me. You're not even at the first level of Body Tempering right now."

"Although you have already sensed the spiritual energy, you still haven't passed the basic body refinement."

Long Qian'er said, "Then continue to let me refine my body. Why do you want me to do this kind of ugly posture? It's useless at all."

"Don't tell me that if I meet an enemy, I can scare them away with a golden chicken's independence?"

Xiang Nan shook his head helplessly and said, "Firstly, you must cooperate with spirit herbs in body refinement. Otherwise, your body will be depleted and your vitality will be exhausted. As for spirit herbs, I have already asked Little Sparrow to collect them for you."

"Second, Golden Chicken Independence is not for you to fight. It is to train your balance."

"Straighten your hands and stretch your legs!"

Xiang Nan held the tree branch and twitched on Long Qian'er's leg, causing her to grimace in pain.

Xiang Nan shook his head, sat down cross-legged, and closed his eyes to rest.

He was still thinking about that question. His fighting spirit had already recovered, but his Dao Heart still hadn't awakened.

Perhaps, as she said, there was no longer any human feeling in her eyes, and she did not treat humans as humans anymore.

However, this kind of thing was subconscious, something that could not be forcefully reversed.

Just like when humans know that sh*t is stinky and dirty, if they forcefully convince themselves and tell themselves in their hearts that it is not dirty, it is not dirty, it is not dirty, I must believe that it is not dirty.

But if you pick up the sh*t and taste it, you still can't, because no matter how you try to convince yourself, your subconscious will know that you can't touch it.

Xiang Nan was currently in such an awkward situation. He tried his best to make himself understand that humans were humans, but his Dao Heart was still unable to awaken.

"Hey!"

Xiang Nan slightly opened his eyes and said, "What's wrong?"

Long Qian'er said, "Since you said that you live in another powerful world, why don't you bring me to your world? What's the point of me staying here? There are people everywhere who want to capture me."

"Right now, the world is the safest. There are some problems here. At the very least, I still have the ability to deal with them," Xiang Nan said.

"And my world is filled with people fleeing from the heavens and the earth. Once trouble breaks out, I will not be able to protect myself. How can I take care of you?"

Long Qian'er curled her lips and said, "I knew you were bragging. Looks like you weren't that powerful."

Xiang Nan shook his head and closed his eyes.

"Hey!"

Xiang Nan sighed and opened his eyes, "So what?"

Long Qian'er said, "You said that you are very powerful. Why aren't you so powerful now?"

Xiang Nan said, "My Dao Heart has fallen asleep. All of my strength has disappeared."

Long Qian'er thought for a moment and said, "Then, can you fly before that?"

"Yes," Xiang Nan nodded.

Long Qian'er said, "Then how high can you fly? Can you fly out of the universe?"

"Yes."

"Really? How did you deal with the vacuum? Humans can't be exposed to the universe."

"A martial artist's physical fitness is very strong. The pressure brought about by the vacuum is insignificant."

Xiang Nan closed his eyes.

"Hello."

"Do you have something you can ask in one go?"

"Oh, how long can you hold your breath?"

"I haven't specifically tested it. The higher the cultivation level, the less demand there is for air. With my newest cultivation level, it won't be a problem for me to hold back for ten to eight years."

"Holy sh*t, are you serious? You're exaggerating. How long can you stay in the flames?"

"Stay for the rest of your life."

"Tsk, I said I can walk on the surface of the sun."

"Yes, I can."

Long Qian'er's eyes widened as she said, "Nonsense! The surface of the sun is several thousand degrees."

Xiang Nan smiled disdainfully and said, "I can handle a million degrees."

"Of course, you can eat the sun in one bite and chew it like cotton candy," said Long Qian'er.

Xiang Nan smiled and stopped talking.

"Hey, you can participate in the Olympic Games. You will definitely win the championship."

Xiang Nan simply took out his wine pouch and drank a large mouthful of strong liquor. He thought to himself, "It seems that it's impossible to be quiet for a while."

"Why did you participate?" Xiang Nan asked.

Long Qian'er said, "How formidable is winning the championship? With the prize money, you can win honor for the country. You can go."

"Not interested." Xiang Nan shook his head.

Long Qian'er said, "You take part in multiple events! What long-distance running, sprinting, high jump, long jump, and the like? How awesome it is to win multiple gold medals at one time."

Xiang Nan still shook his head, "Not interested."

"Then …" Long Qian'er thought for a moment and said, "You can change into a sports car for me. No, can you change into an airplane?"

Xiang Nan said unhappily, "I'm not a juggler!"

"Why is your mouth so broken?"

At this time, with a whoosh, the little bird flew back. There was a big bug in his mouth. He held the dog in his left hand and placed the spiritual herbs on the ground with his right hand.

"We can finally begin." Xiang Nan rubbed his temples and said, "If I don't let you refine your body, I will really be bored to death by you."

"Alright, you can stop now. Eat something simple first. I'll prepare the necessary items for you to refine your body."

"Follow me first. Eat while walking. Find a river."

The little bird flew away with a whoosh. Later on, it flew back and pointed in one direction, saying, "There's something in the river."

The two of them walked towards the river. Long Qian'er had been staring at the little bird curiously and said, "What are you? Are you human?"

"How can you fly?"

Little Sparrow dodged back and said vigilantly, "The dog will not give it to you."

Long Qian'er giggled and said, "I don't want your dog. I asked you how you learned to fly. Can you teach me?"

The little bird tilted its head and thought for a moment. After a while, it rose from the ground and said, "It's flying."

Long Qian'er's eyes lit up and she said, "How did you do it? Quickly teach me."

The little sparrow landed on the ground and rose again with a cry, saying, "It's flying."

Long Qian'er was confused, "How did you do it?"

The little sparrow landed on the ground and rose again with a cry, saying, "Fly! Do this!"

Long Qian'er's face turned green.

"Hahahaha." Xiang Nan couldn't help but laugh.

Long Qian'er glared at Xiang Nan and said, "What kind of friend are you? Why don't you understand human language?"

Xiang Nan said, "He was not a human either."

"Alright, you don't have to worry about it anymore. When you reach the Origin Realm, I'll teach you a set of Soaring Sky Techniques."

"This is it."

When the two of them arrived at the river bank, Xiang Nan dug a big pit on the ground with his bare hands and said, "There are no wooden barrels here. Let's use the pit to make up for it first."

He picked out two spiritual herbs from the little bird and crushed them into powder. He sprinkled them into the pit and filled it with water.

Finally, Xiang Nan pointed at the pit of green medicine and said, "Take off your clothes and jump in."

Long Qian'er blushed and said, "Then, turn around."

Xiang Nan smiled and turned his back to her. He said, "You're fine. You know how to be ashamed. Every woman I've met in the past can take off her clothes in front of a man."

"Don't look back! If you dare look back, I'll call for help!" Long Qian'er carefully took off her clothes and hurriedly jumped into the green puddle.

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